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🌙 misfit moon creature 💉 HRT enthusiast 👁️ T4T villainy

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Joined April 2020
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sit. good. now get in the cage 👁️
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asked my mom if I stacked cans like the wikipedia autism baby and she sent me this
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every few years i check wikipedia to see if the autism baby stacking cans is still the main image representing Our Beautiful Nation
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I knew this was inevitable but it's still horrifying
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clarifying that, no, this is not actually hrt. It is a useless sugar pill
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the removal of Sex and Magic from this flag really says something about what we gave up for the sake of fitting in
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in case it's not clear : - This is a scam product targeting vulnerable transpeople - Many struggle to get real HRT. Stockpile and learn how to acquire via grey market to help your community - Don't talk to the press about it, they are not your friend and will make things worse
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@SwiftcastGlare yeah I have the same (documented) high score as the wikipedia baby, wild
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the bootleg hello kitty knife sellers have realized that we are not using these to cut vegetables, and have shifted their advertising strategy accordingly
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my most successful ad yet
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@PhlashDark > create robot that is articulate enough to produce detailed images with a paintbrush > have it paint some boring-ass portrait that would blend right in at the Bed Bath & Beyond clearance rack
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average interaction with a transwoman
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now in shirt form: (also sticker form):
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Piss Jam
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headed to the T4T rave with this stapled to my crop top
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@vainjades that's my design ✨ if anyone wants one, they can get it here. There are also t-shirts and stickers:
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did you know that a 501(c)(7) is legally allowed to discriminate based on gender? do you realize you can form a T4T social club, complete with giant cartoon sign outside that says "NO CIS", and remain exempt from federal income tax?
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@NikkiOphan the backrooms is my favorite piece of modern folklore and I honor it by refusing to read any wikis or watch any lore videos. I'll look at cool art though
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can confirm
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if you're not sure what I'm talking about imagine you're at a t4t warehouse rave full of evil women and a dyke who looks like a cartoon villain pulls this out
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it has been a trip watching womb tattoos go from: - obscure hentai trope so unspeakably lewd it will surely never be real. to - everyone knows what they are, people have them, and you can even get temporary ones.
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dysmorphia treatments that have helped me: - logging off, seeing and interacting with real human bodies - exchanging time spent hating my body, for time spent caring for and modifying my body in ways that feel good - ketamine
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it's back, now at
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stop retweeting things that make you angry. start feeding estrogen to puppygirls. start living a filthy raw trans life NOW.
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@ArtyFrayn @youmeyou I can't recall the last time I was truly in awe of the graphics/visuals in a AAA game. Meanwhile it happens every 5 minutes for me in Elden Ring.
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oh? you're taking domperidone to spike your prolactin levels and produce breast milk? that's cool. i'm taking megadoses of royal jelly to spike my royalactin levels and produce queen bee pheromones to mind control every twink in a 5 mile radius around me.
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imagining the most successful electrolysis clinic in the world, where they say things like "now be a good doll and hold still", and you get to call them mommy
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yeah yeah, fuck country clubs. but our oppressors are well-versed in labyrinthine legal loopholes and it's high time we started benefiting from them as well
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imagine your housemate invites a guest over. You immediately become asthmatic, nauseous, ill, from a mysterious smell that others can't identify. Turns out the guest uses a scented body lotion, which has been infusing the whole house, poisoning you. I can't breathe in my own home
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hedonism is too often associated with immoral excess - remove the judgement and you have a medium of joyous healing and transcendent sensory exploration. Anyway, try getting tossed around like a helpless chewtoy by a tall wolf butch strong enough to snap you like a twig
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1999: "are you a boy or a girl?" 2023: "are you a boydyke or a girltwink?"
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this description matches like half the transpeople I know
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anyway now I make shirts about it
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ever dress like a butch Yugioh villain, snag the cutest doll at the party, and roleplay trapping her inside a card to become a part of your deck forever while topping her on a glowing pane of glass as the Millennium Ring rattles against your chest?
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liberate your flesh and unshackle your brain. make friends with bodybuilders and trans biohackers. claim your endocrine independence today: no one else will do it for you
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villainy 👁️
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world needs less lawful evil and more neutral good
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@NikkiOphan wikis are lore cops art is illuminating and inspiring fuck canon
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@3CC0__ This one was my favorite. I also recall these coming in 4-packs with temporary tattoos.
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me, immediately after prioritizing my own basic needs and asserting myself in some small, unnoticeable way: "YES!! I have finally harnessed the power of PURE EVIL and transformed from a doll into a witch!!!"
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handy guide for identifying void orbs ⚫️✨
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When I say BAN FEBREZE I mean all this scented shit, which literally sickens people like me, and isn't good for YOU either. Ever see "fragrance" listed as an ingredient? That refers to hundreds of possible ingredients, some very dangerous, that they don't have to legally disclose
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Whoever Wins...We Stim...
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💀💊✨
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looking thru an old folder and found this furry alignment chart i made back in 2017 while in some kind of fugue state
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I'm certain this image is real. Last night at a T4T rave, I bumped into a friendly and bizarrely normal looking british man. He was enraptured by the DJ, expressing his love of jungle to me, seemingly unaware of my tits hanging out or the girls banging in the corner.
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stop complaining and do one or more of the following: - drink water - play magic the gathering - get spanked by a milf - walk in a forest - piss your pants, NOW
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we have to go bigger...
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yeah, I really think it would 👁️
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my Lex adventures continue
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"clown fucker"??? Wow, not cool! Here are some alternative terms we prefer: kerchief yanker ball honker bozo blower joker choker / J.O.ker fagliacci
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I still do this, and the number of barks I hear in response just keeps going up
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So much horny doll content in this game...
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as someone who wore decorative face masks for years before covid, few things ring my alarm bells louder than a person who makes a big deal about it, who keeps prying, as though they are somehow entitled to see my face
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- too much gay astrology - not enough gay knifeplay rituals with feral warehouse butches (don't worry, I'm doing something about it)
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I am so fucking tired of living in PoisonWorld™️
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given present discourse, I would like to remind everyone that autism fucks. T4T A4A
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sensory autists be like: writhes in agony over a tiny sound somewhere else in the building that nobody else notices and smiles in calm, transcendent bliss while receiving the most insane bdsm torture
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femdad fashion is back! ✨
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Do you live somewhere with robust trans community and resources? Do you think transpeople in less hospitable places should relocate to your area? Don't just tell them to move. Start building the welcoming committee, NOW.
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it's me, moments after dancing like a mad doll in front of all those cops while repeatedly blasting "fuck the police" from my sfx machine
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dunno why people are hating on the Lex redesign, this looks pretty good to me
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reposting some berserk hrt classics all in one tweet
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advise me, please
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don't tell anyone
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TRANS THANKSGIVING: - THEY/THEM turkey - ESTROGEN empanadas - TOP SURGERY taco bell - PUPPYGIRL potatoes - BLAHAJ broccoli - pumpkin pie
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unsure who to hit up at the party? Put on the playlist of techno commonly sampled in sissy hypno and see who fidgets 👁️
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this is also the name of my sex playlist
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someone just described empty spaces to me as: "a group of people on twitter"
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"Gamer Dad"
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at the gates of the T4T underworld, your theory is placed on the golden scale ⚖️. If the prattling inaction within your theory outweighs the praxis of a single burrito for a hungry transperson, you get perma-vored.
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existential crisis on craigslist
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sit 👁️
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still confused about gender? Just remember: These are all the exact same thing (a lightbulb in a plastic enclosure)
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"dance with me, I'll hit you all you like" is the hottest thing I've heard all year, and it's from the fucking mario bros movie
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deny them service
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reply guys on Lex
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the T4T urge to embody cartoon villain energy and do evil mind control experiments on cuties in your spooky dungeon
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while the witches decide what to eat, their toys peruse the Dolls' Menu: 🧷 safety pin 🧮 assorted calculator buttons 🔩 loose screw 🏖️ grain of sand from the rainbow beach ⚠️ a 3D dorito
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if you're still on Lex, try peeling the green paint off with your words
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in the future, the "gender" section on ID cards will be marked with a small illustration for 1 of 3 options: - cartoon dog (female) - cartoon dog with eyelashes and a pink bow (male) - Douglas (nonbinary)
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truck stop shirts are truly on another level
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essential drip for T4T cruising ✨ photo by @Gender_Fluids
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headed to the T4T rave with this stapled to my crop top
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the thai poster for the mario bros movie goes hard
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saw a terror doll tagging "penisgirl". someone came up to them and asked "omg are you penisgirl?!" the terror doll turned and said: "we're all penisgirl"
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what I immediately imagined when I saw ADHD vs Autism going around
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"Autism Speaks"? Nah, it fucks.
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imagining the second most successful electrolysis clinic in the world, where the electrologists cosplay as the cenobite of your choice
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are you fucking kidding me
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an incredibly violent sport called Dykeball the "ball" is a terrified twink being chased down and tossed around by two competing teams of extremely powerful butches
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no fucking way
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Thank u petco
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🌽🍰🍔
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