Fela✨ (evm/acc) @felaszn Twitter profile

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

show me a better handwriting, I'll wait

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Fathers can legit see you on the road and act like no be them born you.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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The way Nigerians are against Egypt, you'd think Pharoah is still alive😂

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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That one friend who teaches you the entire syllabus one hour before exam>>>>>>>>>>>

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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You fit dey battle with your life make person dey vex say you no wish am Happy Birthday

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Delivery man say make i collect package with my right hand😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Yes, I got fucked but I was moaning your name" Omo! It will never be well with some women.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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She already has 12 other guys telling her she's pretty. Be different, tell her about Jesus

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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N400 per litre fuel no fit stay for boot sha.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nobody: Igbo men at Computer Village:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Nigeria in one picture"

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Black parents don't support talent until they see money.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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He understood the assignment. 💍

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I no even understand anything wey them dey teach this semester, I just dey burn transport, dey sign attendance, dey dirty my clothes. God abeg.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

"I gave him my all" The all: Breasts.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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First sign you are about to study a useless course is when they tell you that "you can work anywhere"😭💔

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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God abeg😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Unilag final year students after buying Korede spag for a fresher

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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am I the only one seeing Groot??

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Rule Number 1: Never make God number 2

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

2 years

No matter how sad their story is , don't let anybody move into your house.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"I gave him my all" The all: breasts.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nothing works in Nigeria

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I promise you, it is really easy to know when someone doesn't rate you.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Nigerians..... *pours dettol inside water to bath* *uses dettol soap to bath same water* *rubs dettol cream after bathing* Bacteria:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Relationship pass relationship o😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Everybody na atheist until car de somersault.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

"I'm ugly because of you" is very important when arguing with your parents.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

God abeg

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Bro imagine incubating a baby and they carry light "Saheed ba wa tan gen yi, omo yi oti jina"

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I don't care how angry you are, you NEVER attack someone with personal stuffs they trusted you with when you were on good terms.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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My next relationship we are getting married first, then we are gonna start dating.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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If you're still in your parent's house, you better stay there. Things don cost die.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Everyone knows where this is from.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nobody: Igbo men at Computer Village:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"My man must be tall, handsome, rich, well built" Her Papa:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Use a meme to describe a situation in the Bible.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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There's a lady out there who wants a flat stomach without working out.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I hope the person you're dating is also dating you sha.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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There are mistakes and there's choosing to do a 5-year course in a federal university.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Me watching my Dad eat my food after he sent me to get something for him

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

2 years

If you're rich , Nigeria is actually one of the best place to live. The level of lawlessness here >>

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

People who have twitter but never tweet anything:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

@davidchibike person with bad handwriting don drop quote😂

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

2 years

You could literally be struggling everyday and someone's problem is you're not replying quick.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Once you fuck person serious babe, to fall in love go dey fear you.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"I hate medicine" "I hate medicine" Postinor na wetin?

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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dating your coursemate is one ridiculous thing you shouldn't do!

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"ahh finesse"😂😑

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

people who have twitter but never tweet anything

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nigerians..... *pours dettol inside water to bath* *uses dettol soap to bath same water* *rubs dettol cream after bathing* Bacteria:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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The way Ladies are ‘understanding’ when dating Yahoo Boys ehn They will sacrifice mind, body and soul Na that time you go hear “I’m not saying he shouldn’t cheat, but he shouldn’t do it to my face”🤡

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I don't like meeting someone I know inside keke , the tension of who will pay for who is always high

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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This man was praying, ran out of prayer points and started saying "God abeg" 😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Arguing music shouldn't even be a thing. I like my sound, you like yours. Move on

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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If you're not going to use deodorant, stay at home with your family please

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Siblings: *breathes* Me: gtf out of my room if you want to make so much noise

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Proposal is temporary, but Drip is Eternal

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Relationship pass relationship o😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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The kind of road Lagos needs!!

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

"Werey" suppose be zodiac sign sha.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Bro imagine incubating a baby and they carry light "Saheed ba wa tan gen yi, omo yi oti jina"

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Being in a relationship with someone with a low sense of humour is real torture

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Always having money for data sub has taught me how drug addicts always have money for drugs.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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For some people, School is their hustle😭😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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“Say my father my maker!!!!!!”

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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When you realise your little cousin can now speak:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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If you want to buy or rent , make sure you test the internet in the room, living room and bathroom.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever things I could've said.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Canoe suppose dey Lagos Starter Pack sha.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Sapiosexual" but when time for exam reach , you go dey find 4-4-2 formation.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Wo Buju I don't like the way I'm feeling now

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

Dealing with an heartbreak in an African home is very difficult. You could be crying your eyes out and someone's concern is you didn't add salt in the Egusi soup.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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That one friend who teaches you the entire syllabus one hour before exam>>>>>>>

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nobody: Houses in Lagos:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"My love language is credit alerts" Language wey you no fit speak.. Anini

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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*Scenes at Blaqbonez next concert

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"so you don't stan Davido??"

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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If you’re in a long distance relationship, the person in Lagos is in 3 different relationships.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Me and you dey drag babe, you rush go buy iPhone 12 Pro for am... No be so dem dey do things na

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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If my kids come out ugly, that's on them. I know wtf I look like

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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This stage of my life is called "God abeg"

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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best celebrity picture? let's have it🔥

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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if you pronounce the "t" in "often" beside me, i fit wipe you cord for neck 😒😒

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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When the relationship still 2 weeks old:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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All i have for you is love.. abi nibo ni mo ti fe ni iPhone 12 pro max😂😂

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"love is in the air" me:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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God abeg

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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the energy i give what i get

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Fufu is meant to be eaten with perfume oils

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Men waiting for women to apologize

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Touch not my anointed" if anointed con touch me, body go tell am

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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post cum clarity is one of the greatest forces ever.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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She post "i'm sad" you dey ask "What's wrong?" Be like dem never bill you before😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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The right person will leave you, if your own wahala is too much.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Nobody: Lagos Bike men:

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

3 years

A King 👑😂

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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When people find out you're generous, they'll make it their life's worth to take advantage of you.

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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"Efile eje ko mu University of First Choice... Odun meta loma lo ni 100 level"😭😭

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Fela✨ (evm/acc)

@felaszn

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Mothers will wake you up by 6:30am and tell you it's 9am and the house is burning.

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