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@faylikesmilk

19 days

i always pull up to the function with a bag of quartered tortillas in case i start getting too drunk

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@faylikesmilk

18 days

@LeeFjilm so basically i always pull up to the function with a bag of quartered tortillas in case i start getting too drunk. hope this helps!

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@faylikesmilk

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@Kengoallnight the bouncers at my local bars literally know me as tortilla girl, but we should ALL be known as tortilla girl

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@aun_despierto i’m latina and it’s a tortilla. it’s in gods hands from there

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@faylikesmilk

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@doctormilfy i’m not kidding these tortillas have saved me from being arrested many times

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heard it’s national bikini day 💋❣️🍓🍒🎸

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@faylikesmilk

22 days

beer and a body of water. just as god intended

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@faylikesmilk

19 days

@ForeProphet guerrero. cheap and filling. id never waste a good tortilla from the tortilleria on a night out

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19 days

beer and a body of water. just as god intended

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@aun_despierto siempre como. cómo se dice lightweight

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15 days

you delete your posts because they didn’t get enough likes. i delete my posts because i am an ever changing divine feminine entity who cannot be held by her thoughts from 10 minutes ago.

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goodmorning are we rocking with the eric cartman sleepy time shirt

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they’re saying my shower vibes could bring back christ

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this is what senior photos in yakima look like, change my mind

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GQ GENIUS ✨

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rolling up in a blue bikini. just as charli prophesized

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and what if i said these freckles were fake

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i screenshotted the Twitter Men Spreadsheet before i was kicked from the group chat enjoy

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@faylikesmilk

18 days

before you dm me look in the mirror, and if u see a man staring back at u, don’t dm me

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@faylikesmilk

11 days

dudes with mustaches and patchwork tattoos be like “you’ll never find another man like me” as if trader joe’s doesn’t exist

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17 days

“do you sell content” no im just horny on main. please stop asking.

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once i found 6 bottles of poppers in my exs nightstand and he convinced me they were essential oils to help u relax

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alright guys. whats next for tonights bedtime wikipedia scroll

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22 days

you’re a boy turn that mazzy star off

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“you’re so funny” thanks it’s the 12 beers in my bloodstream

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the first photo my ass has ever looked small in. cant believe this

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beautiful woman on the timeline existing: her dms: I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak

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@faylikesmilk

13 days

“i found your twitter” okay but have you found kindness? have you found friendship? have you found love? have you found how to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower?

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@faylikesmilk

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bf asked me to grab his package from the mail. unfortunately i now have to shoot him in the back of the head.

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i love when the hangout is so good that i can stand in the corner and go nonverbal

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my horny ass could NOT work at a trader joe’s

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$3200 in bikinis right here this is my DAY

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Its @faylikesmilk ’s Super Bowl today after dropping every other paycheck on bikinis

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@faylikesmilk

2 years

I don’t have a lot of words to say right now about my boyfriend. but please remind everyone in your life you love them. never go to bed angry. never forget to say i love you. hug people as much as you can. kiss your love with passion. i miss him so much.

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babe who the fuck is heat advisory and why is she texting you

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this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a man die in front of me

Booker🔜MOVING ARC📦🚛

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This is the most chronically offline meme I’ve seen in a while

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having a deftones tattoo is so embarrassing sometimes. like look at me i’m horny!! jesus christ

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first day of college and i walk into the wrong class and ask the teacher what class it is. she was deaf. it’s advanced sign language.

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on Sauls last day, he decided to go jam with his drummer. i asked him for a video because he hadnt jammed in so long, and i always loved to hear him play. im so thankful he sent one more. my boy, play your heart out. “kick out the jams motherfucker.” thought i’d share his talent

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@faylikesmilk

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find god

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every time i hit post an angel loses its wings

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female orgasms feel like the first sip of McDonald’s sprite

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@faylikesmilk

23 days

no babe yours is perfect the ones shaped like Chile scare me

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Chile is so long, it's curved How long is it? Why not longer? Why no other country is as long? How does that make Chileans incomprehensible? A thread about Chile and its humongous length 🧵

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call me a bitch call me a slut call me a terrible human but NEVER call me a small ass haver

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missionary so i can argue with him

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@lycragun girl i had to shut off my phone and stare at the ocean after this u just changed my life

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girl this is shit from a butt

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i was riding reverse and heard the crack of a can and turned around to see none other than this man shotgunning a bud light selzter

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Please tell me your embarrassing sex stories so i feel better. I just thought about the time a few years ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye contact and I waved for some reason

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i need to juggle his balls about this

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