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@favhomeboy

3 months

Sooo, she said YES! 🫰🏾

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Going on a CASUAL date tomorrow but it does not mean what you think.

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@favhomeboy

5 years

16 essentials that should be taught in 16 years of schooling: medical first aid mental health first aid physical self defense hygiene nutrition sex education mindfulness respect empathy kindness forgiveness resilience personal budget management cooking reasoning unlearning

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@favhomeboy

1 year

First sehri tonight LESGO!

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@favhomeboy

5 years

a simple nikkah in a botanical setting with immediate family and a few righteous friends that pray for you and your spouse is all i wish for when the time comes. 🥺

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Outside her house rn.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

This is going to be the best night of my life.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

I'm here in Sialkot for the night and you won't believe the room I'm staying in... 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

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@favhomeboy

3 years

"You make your own luck." - every privileged person ever.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Going on a CASUAL date tomorrow but it does not mean what you think.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

How long do you say she will bear with me if I keep making these jokes?

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@favhomeboy

4 years

challenged religious bigotry in front of parents and now they think i have a shia gf. 🤭

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@favhomeboy

7 years

US RAAAT APUUUN DO BAJAY TAK PIAAA.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

haan yaar hafeez centre mai bigots bhee thay sexists bhee thay aur tax chor bhee but humai tou yehi pata hai k ghareeb insaan ki rozi roti chhin janay per hansna nahi chahye. ever heard of empathy? reading the room?

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Welcome to Islamabad.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Why you should call everyone BOSS: 1) gender-neutral 2) age-neutral 3) sign of respect 4) easy to say 5) boss mainey aap ko bola kya hai?

Rookhi Sookhi

@Sannaaaata

1 year

Only little kids are allowed to use the word Uncle and Aunty. If you’re above 18, call everyone Bhai and Apa, people will like you more.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

might get cancelled for this but falling in love is one of the most beautiful experiences of life. uf.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Do you guys think it is absolutely normal that Khan did not spend a single night in Karachi as PM Pakistan, after all that hoo-ha of Wazir e Azam Karachi se? He does not give two shits about Karachi or its problems, specifically. But keep going to the jalsas, I guess.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

WTF is a gentle reminder? What are you going to do next? Send me a brutal reminder?

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@favhomeboy

4 years

empathizing too much (hyper empathy) is a thing and it is emotionally taxing. you can't be mad at them because "you understand." someone does you wrong? you just try to understand why.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Second date tomorrow THEME IS OUT.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Going on a CASUAL date tomorrow but it does not mean what you think.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

khan sahab when he checks twitter tomorrow morning: #imrankhankholopubg #imrankhanresigndo

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@favhomeboy

7 months

Fucking scary living in this country filled with lunatics. Allah hum sab ko maulvion k shar se mehfooz rakhay. This person probably went out thinking she'll have a normal meal but now scarred for life. Hats off to this asp and her team.

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@favhomeboy

7 months

Brb flirting in urdu tonight.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

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@favhomeboy

4 years

i had another break up this evening but it went kinda smooth.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

THIRD DATE theme is now out.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Second date tomorrow THEME IS OUT.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

a relationship should be 50/50. i draw you like one of my french girls and you let me freeze to death in the north atlantic ocean.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

😳😳😳

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@favhomeboy

4 years

matlab there is so much you could shame the guy on but you chose to shame him for something that he has no control over? his voice? why does your mind work like that?

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@favhomeboy

1 year

You think some ahadees are fake and the guys who wrote them misogynists? Wait till you find out about... nevermind.

Kabutarr ja ja ja

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1 year

Sunni men are so dumb they actually believe Bukhari and Muslim were good guys... Both of them were misogynist shits who wrote fake hadiths after taking money from the khalifa of that time.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Baba bucking me up for reaching work (even late) is what keeps me going. 💯👍🏾

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@favhomeboy

4 years

my gf, trying to be romantic: do i make you want to have babies? 🥰 me, an antinatalist: nothing makes me want to have babies. in fact, procreation is essentially a cruel act, because it subjects a being to inevitable sorrow and struggle. wanting to make babies is selfish. 😖

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@favhomeboy

5 years

my friends: you've probably got a lot of action going on in your dms the action in my dms:

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@favhomeboy

3 years

Full SOPs with Ali Bhai.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Someone at my workplace needed half the day off to give an interview somewhere else and they approached me the head of HR to ask what excuse should he give to his line manager to successfully get a leave and tbh I think this is the ultimate indicator of my success in this role.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Khan sahab addressing RELIGIOUS MINORITIES: Allah jo hai wo Rab ul Alameen hai. Un k aakhri payambar Mohammad Rehmatulil Alameen hain. Abay salay???

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@favhomeboy

3 years

The Corona situation in Karachi is so grim! I'm working in a hospital and receiving messages from relatives, friends, and acquaintances, everyday, asking help for beds and vents. The hospital is also adding wards, but the situation keeps getting worse.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

something about the rich and powerful being allah's favourites does not sit right with me.

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3 years

Don't care about Imran Khan's past, he must be Allah's favourite now for the doors of Kaaba to open for him personally when people from other countries aren't being allowed to do umrah because of the threat of spread of covid. How lucky mashallah.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

Creating a chess community for desi Twitter. Primary purpose: learning/helping others learn chess. Secondary purpose: connecting local chess players. Like this tweet if you want to be added to a Twitter group chat. Mention fellow tweeps who you think would be interested. Tx.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Damn who is HE?

CEE at IBA Karachi

@CEEIBA

1 year

Meet the new addition to the CEE family, Furqan M. Tamoor, Senior Manager, CEE IBA Karachi. #IBAKarachi #CEE #IBA #Welcomeonboard #welcometoteam #teamworking #teambuilding #newhire #onboarding #Employment #employeeengagement

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Sooo your favourite homeboy graduated last week. 🎓

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@favhomeboy

1 year

I am literally 30 years old.

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1 year

Bachpan ka pyar kitni waili cutie patootie harkatain karwata hai kasam se I wanna go back in time abe tou 2 din sai se shakal bhi dekhnay ka time nai milta janu shona tou door ki baat hai and date hahahahahahahah 😭

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@favhomeboy

4 years

the idea of a better prize outside of your comfort zone is a scam. fraud hai guys. yes the possibilities are endless. yes zindagi ek hai and you might want to make the most of it. explore if you're the exploring kind. but there is no one truth.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

when you actually start believing that someone's attitude towards you is a reflection of what they have been through and what they are going through, and has more to do with themselves than with you, it helps you maintain your cool, even in the face of arguments.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Starting my work week with the most important approvals bismillah.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Down bad or something.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

If you're based in Karachi and looking for a job, you can share your profile with me @ incognitohire @gmail .com. Me and my team are meeting people for multiple positions in Finance, HR, Sales/BD, Marketing, & Ops. We are looking for people with 0-5 years of relevant experience.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

MY GIRLFRIEND and I have adopted an abandoned dog together his name is GOOFY/GOOFS. He will be staying with me till our next date and then with her till our next to next date and so on and so forth. Be nice, say hi.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Zero bad vibes.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

people disrespecting personal boundaries like.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

yaar waisay just between you and me, why is most of everyone so angry or sarcastic and always point scoring, clout gaining, cancel isko, usko, aur sabko k chakkar mai on twitter? esp on issues where baat ka bhattangar ban sakta hai, very less people genuinely try to educate.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

this guy had to send me 100k today so he first tested by sending one rupee yesterday. memons certainly have their own way of doing things. 😂

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@favhomeboy

3 years

who transferred one rupee to my account now? 😭😭😭

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@favhomeboy

4 years

how can someone make you feel so much - so complete and then one day so inadequate.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Wtf mujhay segregated shaadiyon mai nahi bulaya karo bhae ye koi umr hai meri aisay kaamon ki?

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Baba wished me at 12 before sleeping yet texted me when he woke up in the middle of the night. If I have any ounce of wholesomeness in me it's because of my Baba.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

This has got to be one of my favorite pictures of all time! 🧿🧿🧿 My Baba with my best friend.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

If Twitter dies you guys can come meet me AT MY HOME. It's in Gulistan e Jauhar.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

It's your fav homeboy in his fav shirt again but this time there is a rainbow in the background.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

desi parents be like "jab tumharay bachay hongey tab tum samjhogey" and then have a serious problem if you don't want to have kids.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Theme was FORMAL.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Second date tomorrow THEME IS OUT.

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@favhomeboy

7 months

Celebrated our 50th date and asked a very important question.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Fine. Like this tweet and I'll tweet about you, anonymously.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

700 kms seems pretty far, but they've got planes and trains and cars, I'd walk to you if I had no other wayyy.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Darwazay mai ungli dedena magar kabhi kisi ko dil mat dena.

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1 year

What is your best relationship advice?

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@favhomeboy

4 years

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4 years

Just In: Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan DE-NOTIFIED as SAPM Info, Former DG ISPR @AsimSBajwa made NEW SAPM on Information, Senator Shibli Faraz made Federal Minister for Information. #Pakistan

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Celebrating @Bhuut_ 's birthday a day late - on behalf of Me and Who Twitter. Customized gift for Ali in the second picture. #livetweeting

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@favhomeboy

1 month

Going on a SILENT DATE tomorrow and it's also date number ninety nine.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Going on a CASUAL date tomorrow but it does not mean what you think.

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@favhomeboy

9 months

Also it was OUR FIRST wedding appearance together and @favehomegirl took this picture itni randomly qt. 🥺

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@favhomeboy

6 months

Colder night in Karachi today than it has been probably all of this winter season, and it's MARCH.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

I wanted to do something special for my birthday this year since it was my 30th so I decided to express gratitude to the most important friends and family by sending them this plant pot with a thank you note and fmt branding on it. Wish I could've done it for all of you too.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Resigning from my job today because they've scheduled a 930 am meeting tomorrow bro 930 pe tou mai naha k nikalta hun.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

me 5 years ago vs me now. life happened and i stopped smiling.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

agar wo pooch lain hum se tumhai kis baat ka gham hai tou phir kis baat ka gham hai agar wo pooch lain hum se. 🥺🥺🥺

Emad Ansari ۰ عماد انصاری

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4 years

What is something you wish someone would ask you?

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@favhomeboy

4 years

Baba is not very good with tech & his hands tremble quite often now but he makes sure to wish all his friends on Facebook. Here is a video of him wishing another FB friend & @mnabeeliqbal (yes, he has all my best friends added 😂). Later asks me "ab in ka jawaab kab aega?" . 💗

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@favhomeboy

4 years

Happy birthday to the purest heart I know - @mnabeeliqbal . I love you so much! 🥺

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@favhomeboy

4 years

sitting at this spot on campus after very many years. bas pehlay apnay sath dost log hotay thay ab akelay bethay hain.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Alhamdulilah got engaged last evening in a close friends and family ceremony. 💍

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@favhomeboy

3 years

now the day bleeds into nightfall, and you're not here to get me through it all.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

Hey, yo, rich boy check!

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Relationship status: sending my resume to latest bumble match.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

Baba wishing Didi for her exam, on our Family WhatsApp group. ???

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@favhomeboy

4 years

stop demonizing ex muslims. not all of them are dawkins fans. the anger is valid. the pain is valid. muslims are the victims of imperialism, but ex muslims are the victims of imperialism AND this muslim society.

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4 years

ex muslims as annoying as muslims, not better and not worse if you stand for something please sit down because nobody gives a fuck

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Someone is on Bumble looking for something casual with pictures of her guy and pictures from her bridal shower on display I respect the grind and also the honesty. 👍🏾

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@favhomeboy

10 months

Clearing my documents and found my first official pay document. I've come so far. 🥹

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@favhomeboy

5 years

my khalo and his sons have gone to the tableeghi ijtima so khala and her daughter have come over for a night stay. when they arrived, ammi asked khala: baaqi sab kahan hain? khala: ye log ijtima mai gaye hain. tamoor kahan hai? ammi: wo theatre gaya hua hai. 😭

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@favhomeboy

4 years

this or that?

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@favhomeboy

4 years

teacher: what comes after ی? me: ے. teacher: then why did you write jo aag hai teri yaadon mai jala rahi hai dil mera?

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Fav this tweet and I'll tell you if you're ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵇᵃᵈ or not.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

you all really don't seem to understand how different languages work. stop embarrassing yourself.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

the face the dm

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@favhomeboy

2 years

Me to the 5 year old birthday girl: aap tou princess lag rahi ho. 5 yo bday girl: aur aap balloon lag rahay hain. ???

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@favhomeboy

3 years

✌🏾

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@favhomeboy

4 years

my idea of an ideal life is living in a far off village, earn doing sth meaningful for others so as to be sustainable, adopting human & animal babies & raising them kind, reading lots of fiction, history, philosophy, poetry, creating art, & having someone adoring to do this with.

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@favhomeboy

1 year

4 months today so throwback to last month. 😁🩷

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@favhomeboy

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@favhomeboy

1 year

Dating a burger.

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@favhomeboy

2 years

When I like LIKE someone uno, I like to keep their notifications on my phone screen, like I won't dismiss them and then wheneverr I'd look at my phone I'd see their name and it would be a micro relief in this very difficult world.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

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@anneofpakcables

4 years

Coffee. Roasted cashew nuts. Bonfires. Kashmiri shawls. Marshmellows on a stick. Hunter beef. Leather jackets. Denim jackets. Hot chocolate with whipped cream. Sitting with your back to a heater wearing an oversized hoodie. Winters are just perfect.

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@favhomeboy

4 years

why is baba like that? 🥺

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@favhomeboy

4 years

not saying he does not deserve to be humiliated but making fun of someone's face, body, and awaaz waghera says more about you than the other person, no matter who they are, because you're shaming not just them but also everyone else with those features.

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@favhomeboy

3 years

meri taleem ka maqsad is mulk se hijrat karna hai. 🤪