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The fucken hotel California
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Mahito could’ve been stopped in Shibuya if someone had done this in front of him for 5 minutes
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Zelda: launches into a 5 minute prepared monologue about how Link has to marry her for the good of the kingdom/bc they love each other/she trusts him etc Link: has been putting them down as married on Hyrule federal tax forms for years
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zelda realizing she needs to continue the goddess’s bloodline which means she needs to get married so she starts stressing abt it. meanwhile the whole time link is under the impression they’re married already
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A “slutty waist” in an anime man is not a small waist, it’s a vast shoulder to waist ratio. To have a slutty waist the guy has to be dorito shaped, not just tiny everywhere
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Gojo survived a knife to the brain when he was in high school whats an aneurysm to that!
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LADIES, imagine You're sitting in a theater, Captain Marvel just ended and you're waiting for the post-credits scene. The screen changes and pans to a young Kamala Khan sitting in front of her TV, watching the news. Captain Marvel flys past the news crew. Kamala smiles. Blackout
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@cinesukii I thought that was his puthy
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Geto is the most in love mf I’ve ever seen in a shounen
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Slutty waist:
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Eleonora 𓆩♡𓆪
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body worship isn't a fetish. it's just the natural reaction to have when your wife is as pretty as mine.
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Gojo my beautiful princess who is a koi fish
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no thoughts just pretty koi fish
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He’s talking to Geto
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can i come over and test your patience and push your buttons and annoy the fuck outta you? just wondering
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Erwin committing tax fraud to pay for Levi’s expensive tea you will always be one of my favorite Eruri quirks
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Joss Whedon has the humor of one of those weird middle school boys who wore those tee-shirts with an extremely artistic detailed wolf portrait on them
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i can’t wrap my head around the fact that people still want joss whedon to continue directing movies
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Jaskier stays looking young because of his himbo powers
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jaskier and geralt have known each other for 23 years i’m
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@yujiglow “Gojo you weren’t alone….. I mean you were gay as fuck but you weren’t alone……”
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@yujiglow LIKE EXACTLY it’s like Kenjaku without the stitches…….. it ain’t geto
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I don’t think Geto was wrong to murk that entire village
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This came to me while half asleep waking up from a nap
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“Nanami died” Gojo: ok “I killed Yaga” Gojo: ok “Your ex is kind of alive” Gojo: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Jujutsu Tech, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on-
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Sitting here with the biggest smirk on my face
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Myamura
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King Gnu reveals that there's hidden meaning in lyrics of Shibuya Arc OP "SPECIALZ" "get 1Ost iπ 31", translates to 'get lost in me" but here; 'get 10' refers to Geto (Suguru) 'st' refers to Satoru (Gojo) 10 & 31 refers to October 31st (Shibuya)
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Tiny:
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This really should've been tlj
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@girlofswords Literally this video
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@MILFSFORSTEDE Here he is!
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@TemporalCaster Do you think that Hyrule has a taxation system or any kind of federal infrastructure in peace times
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@cinnamogojo HIS ALPHA I THINK YOU MEAN☝🏻📢
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I can’t believe Levi is just stuck alone with a group of teenagers who ruined his life this poor man
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@fushiqruo This entire season has been mappa horny and giving the people what they want and that’s why they’re the favorite rn
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What ship
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I CAN’T ESCAPE THEM?
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Btw I think Gojo would HATE people blaming Geto and I think Geto would HATE people blaming Gojo for the way they turned out
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The real life heart-eye emoji
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Pam looking at Jim
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Utahime canonically can’t stand Gojo please leave her alone
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@starkunas In my head they make the SpongeBob walking sound effect
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Satoru absolutely gets cute aggression and bites Suguru regularly
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"can I do it too?" "no" I fucking love this family
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Do you guys think that Gojo raises his butt like a cat when Geto touches his lower back
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Who put the flower there someone tell me NOW
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@feederofcats “DO bite the hand that feeds you” - Bitty, 2022
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@suguruismylife He was like oh this kinda nice :)
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I know Satoru dragged Suguru to that crêpe shop so many times when they were in school
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@kvnjaku Talking about his feelings perhaps
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@leohoratio I’m still alive and rolling in my grave at this
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@yujiglow Every single person in the replies being like “cause that’s what happens” is killing me
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This is prequel level dueling quality and better than all of the saber fights we got in the sequels I’m Fine
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this is my lovely girlfriend don’t look her in the eyes or she’ll attack
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James Charles is a predator I don’t care about what stupid makeup look he came up with
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James Charles' Shares Bloody Good Halloween Makeup Look
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@itadoriee Maybe it’s…… better in motion
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Shoko
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You miserable people in the qrt don’t know how to have fun or what headcanon means
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“yuuji is gojo’s son” “megumi is gojo’s son” but what about nobara being gojo’s daughter?
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I gotta do this to him immediately
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idle bimbofication
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someone needs to pick him up and squeeze him
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Mahito learned that word from the internet #nanahito
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SATOSUGU FIRST TIME
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big honkin caboose
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bf of almost 2 years f*cked me so hard today that now I’m shy around him again
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@MarkRuffalo @ira Mark please leak the screenshots of the avengers groupchat about this
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@TemporalCaster Suddenly the vase smashing is making a lot more sense
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@starkunas For a sec I was gonna say “Toji would be proud” but actually no I think he’d hear mamagumi’s voice in his head and then be devastated
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WH YIS HE DO FUCKGN STUPID!!! HIMBO KING!!!!!
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Holy fuck THAT’S how it happened??
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jyv 🍉
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toji's mission was to eliminate riko, HE DID THIS TO GOJO FOR FUN
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Do you think Gege is standing behind mappa animators during every stsg scene yelling “NOT CLOSE ENOUGH” until they have Gojo dramatically drape himself over Geto as often as possible
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Kenjaku trying to control Suguru’s body if he has to fight Satoru
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Consider: If Gojo and Geto had thought of each other as brothers, why wouldn’t Gege say it? He’s never shied away from characters calling one another their brother even when they’re not blood related brothers
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is be Adrian Tepes
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Pecs of the Day 🍉
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Pecs of the day is Alucard from Castlevania!
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If eruri not canon explain this?
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HE JUST TALKS TO HIM VERY GENTLY AND I CAN’T FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
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Geto is the only person Gojo’s ever had sex with btw
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@anathemanakin they badly CGI'd a tear
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@spr6te I mean no but it’s real to me
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@_pjmnglow I have no idea I was just thinking about men with fertile proportions and breeding hips
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I need to get him pregnant
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Suguru is very real for losing it and going crazy insane when the boy he’s in love with starts to be pulled away from him by missions more and more
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This is how Kenjaku will be defeated
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五夏
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@ghostofthor Men do not deserve rights .
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Because I have to say I think it is
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Just saw someone say Hanji was Levi’s only friend and baby I don’t know how to break it to you but you’re a bit off the mark
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gojo i will carry your shopping bags for you dont worry princess your shoulder will not hurt
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None of this “intentional mistranslation” shit would exist if such and such said he liked a straight ship btw
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@graytendencies I’m his accountant actually
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@goatgumi I MEAN HOW CAN YOU
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Kenjaku collecting curses while Sukuna and Gojo girl fight
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Piercing blood more like pierce my cervix
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@WolfyTheWitch I think that if I were to be held like this I would be fixed
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It means a whole lot to me to know that Haibara was actually there in Shibuya with Nanami and it wasn’t just Nanami’s imagination
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Gojo said “this is the only time Megumi will let me give him a hug”
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THEY
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Maybe Gege hasn’t taken Gojo’s shirt yet bc once he does Geto WILL bust out of the cage in his mind and come save his boyfriend
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Every jjk drama is just this
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I can’t believe I really thought we were gonna get smth like this reaction to him finding out Nanami & Yaga died
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@cinnamogojo I didn’t before all of this, but now I’m sure they do
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Imagine sucking Obi-Wan‘a dick under the rain
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If people have an issue with stsg they need to take it up with Gege cause anyone with two eyes can see their relationship is written as crossing the line of friendship into something more
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Um
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@faustianqueen We’re sorry about your experience, Erwin, and would like to know more about this. Please fill out this form so that we can gather more information: .
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@arctvros Well I hadn’t thought about it UNTIL NOW
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@saurenil OH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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