i do like the image of a feedee so thoroughly packed and dangerously overstuffed that cramming more food down their throat feels and looks like trying to force more room into the garbage bin you're waiting on your roomie to throw out
incredibly bloated and stuffed at a house party with everyone too tipsy to notice they should probably be gentler playing with a stomach containing a gallon of carbonated soda and booze
clutching my belly at a medieval banquet and insisting i need to go see the court physician but everyone assumes i'm just being dramatic with an overstuffed belly again and brings me more snacks to tide me over... 😵💫💥
really in the mood to get life-ruining levels of obese tonight. too fat to even attempt exercising and too undisciplined to stick to any diet. but that's every night. so.
eating someone and then chugging gallons of soda, unaware that the carbonated waterfall is sloshing down the prey's throat and not pooling around them... and that their capacity's significantly less than their hosts 😌
realizing im a few seconds away from my belly popping at a party and pulling someone into a passionate kiss to permanently alter the trajectory of their horny brain chemistry moving forward
sorry for not posting belly pics i just think it'd be absurdly hot to come back and post at like, double the size you guys last saw me
...it's going well btw😇
uhh actually all the nobles in my fantasy world are incredibly fat because uh, its a commentary on um, the greed of their uhhh, that they take from tbejr people or whatever. the prince's belly hanging low enough to be a tripping hazard is integral to the world building actually
hiiiiiiii moots can you like this post so i can take it as a sign its ok to message u and not worry about bein annoying :3 :3 (your king commands it btw)
imagine getting knighted by me but i'm belching every 5 seconds during the ceremony and when you have to kneel your face is at eye level with my exposed belly and and and
very embarrassed to admit it but i really would apply to a fat bitch hooters if there was one. lemme get my tummy grabbed while i secure the bag!!! and also not worry about cooking dinner!!