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Here it is. The 1989 Movies Tournament sweet sixteen! It is now time for the hard choices to be made. Time for the cream to rise to the top. Time to narrow this tournament down to eight films. So let’s do it!

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4 years

Mike Max’s plan to take over the world by becoming immune to tear gas is moving along at a rapid pace.

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1 year

I don’t want to get overly political here but to me, feeding children is good.

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2 years

My new side hustle of running hard Mountain Dew and THC gummies across the border to Wisconsin is gonna make me rich.

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11 months

I have an hour to kill in Maple Grove. Does anyone know if there’s a chain restaurant in the area?

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2 years

I ordered dominoes last weekend and I guess they took too long so they gave me a free future pizza. It was only good for a week so I used it today. I guess this one took too long so they gave me another free future pizza. I wonder how long I can keep this going.

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7 years

I am pro Gin Blossoms but I hope the band recognizes the white privilege inherent in their wanting to let the cops chase them around town.

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3 years

My plan to get Kirk Cousins autograph at First Avenue is falling apart.

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10 months

A lot of people all over the world think they love The Replacements but they have no clue how much Twin Cities dad Twitter LOVES The Replacements.

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5 years

Gophers are gonna win because Antoine Winfield Jr will make a spectacular interception in the end zone to end the game.

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4 years

The kid that called @bestshow4life with wild stories about his imaginary friend who drove a toilet car seems like a prophet now. @scharpling @APMike @sonicdork

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@RexChapman

4 years

Someone is cruising around Milwaukee in a motorized Porta Potty...

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8 years

Mira is living her best life.

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5 years

They’re both killing it on their own but eventually the world is gonna need @carlyraejepsen and @charlybliss to tour together. The Charly Rae Blispon extravaganza.

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@fatassets

7 years

Here are my ten essential artists for the @TheCurrent 893 list. 1. H 2. U 3. E 4. Y 5. L 6. E 7. W 8. I 9. S 10. Prince

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@fatassets

11 months

@HandAvenue Oh sorry. This was a joke about the overwhelming number of chain restaurants in maple grove.

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7 years

You, snob: starts drinking craft beer at 3 and is asleep by 7 Me, Everyman: starts drinking Mich Golden at 2 and goes strong all night.

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9 years

SPORTS

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6 years

My personal opinion is that PJ Fleck is a good college football coach. Sorry if this offends.

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4 years

@LizardRumsfeld @NudeShogun I’d also love to see Rosario Dawson/Cory Booker.

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@fatassets

2 years

I’ve said it before but here is proof. I like all 3 genres of existing music. Ska, punk and ska-punk.

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@fatassets

2 years

I Paid off my car tonight. So that means I will have a financial emergency in the next 2 weeks.

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@fatassets

2 years

Just got word from headquarters that we are headed to ikea on a Sunday. Before a snowstorm. If this is the last you hear from me, I want you all to know, I went out doing something I hated.

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@fatassets

1 year

We have a new foster dog. Say hello to Hercules.

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@fatassets

4 years

@suade99 @stephanjenkins @Eve6 Third Eye Blind Guy is like internet Candyman. If you tweet about him 5 times he appears in your feed and tries to do you harm.

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6 years

I just saw someone say online that the Gophers should have hired a 80 year old Bobby Ross instead of PJ Fleck. It’s hard to have worse college football takes than meatsauce but this guy did it.

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@fatassets

2 years

How to improve the Oscars: 1. Get rid of the academy 2. Hire someone to create an over complicated and probably ineffective rating system for movies 3. Have that person create a bracket in which 100 to 150 people mostly from Minnesota & Wisconsin vote on the movies.

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1 year

Every concert should end with all the bands on stage doing an Operation Ivy sing-a-long.

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1 year

I think it’s pretty obvious that the thing that has held the Twins back against the Yankees for the last 20 years is that the games simply took too long. Bless the pitch clock.

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@fatassets

4 years

If eating Kwik Trip fried chicken tenders in your car, in your driveway, to avoid your dogs is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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@fatassets

2 years

Here it is. The Best Simpsons Episode Ever bracket. 128 episodes. Only one will emerge as champion. It will be a long process. People will yell. Mostly at me. But I do this. For you. The people. Anyway, let’s have fun!

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7 years

Peak Wisconsin is a 90 year old lady in Packers gear letting me go ahead of her in a Kwik Trip Line because she is “waiting for her beer.”

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5 years

Ed is getting a sister.

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3 years

@scharpling Eric Alper

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3 years

Reunited!

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5 years

Jerry Kill has an axe to grind. Too bad he never won one when he was coaching the gophers.

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3 years

Matt Gaetz is only two or three sex scandals away from winning the 2024 republican presidential nomination.

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5 years

Shoutout to everyone who had a cassette adapter hooked up to a CD player Walkman in their car.

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5 years

Happy 4th anniversary to the only good Halloween costume I’ve ever worn.

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9 years

SPORTS

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5 years

@danozzi I’m very excited for them to properly give every Masked Intruder album 9.5’s in 2030.

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2 years

Pro tip: put blankets in the dryer for 5 minutes, let your dog outside then put the warm blankets on them. They love it.

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@fatassets

2 years

The local team won a big game and the national media is making fun of them for celebrating because it’s not the biggest game. I honestly can’t think of a more satisfying outcome for a Minnesota fan base. Get to celebrate the team and also complain about the media. It’s perfect.

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@fatassets

5 years

The Gopher football team is really the only sports team I have an emotional investment in. It’s likely a dumb choice but it’s the one I made. Tonight sucks but this has been a very fun year and I truly believe this thing is just getting started.

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@fatassets

3 years

I have a lot of respect for @USAquarium for many reasons but BJ being able to eat two Juicy Lucy’s in one day is now near the top.

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@fatassets

7 years

It's obviously @Gayhooters

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6 years

Row row row the boat Into camp Randall Blow the fuckin badgers out Send them all to hell

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@fatassets

3 years

Things are messed up again so here’s Ed.

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@fatassets

4 years

You gotta respect Matt Gaetz for his unwavering commitment to being the dumbest asshole in the room at all times. No matter how many other dumb assholes are in the room, he’s gonna find a way to out dumb asshole them.

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2 years

If this ultimate Simpsons episode bracket gets 15 likes by 7pm tonight I will start running it. If 15 people tell me first not to do it, I will delete it and never speak of it again.

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@fatassets

4 years

NaBean Dadu

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8 years

God damn cats almost made me poop my pants.

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@PhilMackey

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@fatassets

2 years

Holy shit. I have no idea what I’d do if I saw this happen in real life. It rules too hard to comprehend.

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2 years

For everyone but specifically @ScottWamplerBMD

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3 years

Getting the crew back together for one last heist.

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4 years

I got home from work & the garbage wasn’t tipped over. No one yelled at me until I fed them 2 hours early. I’ve never met a dog as full of personality as you. There’s a huge literal and figurative hole in our house now that will never truly be filled. I’m really gonna miss you.

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7 years

Hello

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7 years

When the family is eating pizza but you can't have any.

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@fatassets

6 years

“We need stronger gun control laws.” “Actually, guns aren’t the issue, mental health is.” “Ok. Let’s make it easier for people to have access to mental health care.” “Nah”

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3 years

Ed says hello

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1 year

@eve6ix I really, really hope it was the Third Eye Blind guy. Would bring the old account full circle.

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2 years

We got another snake. And I got to see an old friend. Pretty good day.

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@fatassets

3 years

Shoutout to the lovely couple I met who were banging in the stairway of the inver grove heights apartment complex I just left. Sorry I made it awkward by trying to walk down the stairs. Im going back to Wisconsin where people are more civilized.

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6 years

I’ve seen one person wearing a Richard Painter for Senate shirt at Pride. It was Richard Painter.

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@fatassets

3 years

Fuck it. Lock everything down again for all I care. I’m sick of dealing with all the idiots out in public & on the roads anyway.

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2 years

Someday I aspire to be the old guy at Menards who is only buying 6 cans of soup and 4 containers of nuts.

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5 years

Pour some out for a real one. Rest in power Hooch. You weren’t with us for a long time but you definitely made an impact.

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7 years

Everyone in the Twin Cities gets excited for Eaux Claires but no one ever comes to the River Falls festival where cover bands see who can most butcher Crazy Bitch at Shooters pub for 3 straight days.

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@fatassets

5 years

Passing out cocaine in honor of the ‘91 blizzard.

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4 years

Marco Rubio tweets out picture with the wrong black congressman, makes it his profile pic, realizes his mistake, deletes the tweet, keeps it as profile pic. You (don’t) gotta hand it to him.

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2 years

When it’s time to party we will party hard.

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5 years

Worst. Tribute. Band. Ever.

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3 years

Mike McCarthy, Nebraska Cornhuskers head football coach has a nice ring to it.

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10 years

Oh boy, 'In A World' is on Netflix now. One of my fav movies from last year. Great cast and @lakebell is fantastic.

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6 years

I won’t claim to be a political influencer but I did move to Wisconsin and then Scott Walker Lost so you do the math.

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3 years

@david_j_roth

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5 years

@VinceMancini Best: Superdrag - Sucked Ou

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3 years

JFK Jr faked his death and now he is finally coming back to fulfill his destiny as the next head football coach of Notre Dame.

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@fatassets

1 year

My town had 800 people in it. We rented movies from the gas station like everyone else.

☄️Retro Blast💫

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1 year

Blockbuster Video or Hollywood Video📺 Which was your preferred place for movie and video game rentals as a kid?

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@fatassets

4 years

The people who moved from Andover to SD did so because the Pizza Ranch out there is way better than the one in Andover. Do not be fooled by what the liberal media tells you.

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@fatassets

6 years

Smash Mouth isn’t bad. Spin Doctors have some jams. Ska is a fine genre. Adults can love pop-punk.

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@fatassets

6 years

Its hard to overstate how important the Gear Daddies are to someone who grew up in southern Minnesota in the 90’s.

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@fatassets

7 years

I stopped at Aldi’s today and bought 4 bags of different flavored cashews. So yeah, Christmas shopping for my dad is already finished.

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@fatassets

6 years

My advice for fellow gopher football fans is to enjoy this win and not give a shit what anyone in the media says, good or bad. Just be happy. It hasn’t happened that much.

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4 years

@marcrebillet Wow. Ice-T really goes all out with his fandom.

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@fatassets

9 years

The main reason I'm single is that there are too many women who have crushes on me and choosing just one would hurt a lot of feelings.

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4 years

There is way more important stuff going on in the world but my guy got a bath, was a good boy at the vet and secured some anxiety meds today.

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@fatassets

8 years

I just got out of this situation because I am a god damn professional.

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2 years

CATBITE

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SKA

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4 years

Lots of dudes are gonna do an accidental #babynut during this halftime show.

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@fatassets

3 years

I have no idea how people with multiple children keep anything in their home even close to clean.

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@fatassets

7 years

The Pizza Ranch in New Ulm closed but they left their Pizza Ranch car outside. If you wanna steal it I doubt anyone will care.

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@fatassets

5 years

This ska episode of “Those Who Can’t” is giving me life. “A ska band without a dancing guy is like a wallet without a chain, worthless.” @jondaly

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@fatassets

2 years

The surgery went well. My artery was damaged worse than they thought but after a week of my arm in a sling and 2 weeks of light lifting I should be back to slinging dildos at full strength.

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5 years

Portrait of an absolute psychopath.

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9 years

I'm being mocked for not knowing whatever terrible mainstream country songs this band is playing but they don't know @USAquarium so fuck em.

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@fatassets

5 years

In one year I’ve seen 307 dongs. What a world. Now I need to find out how many home runs the Twins hit this season.

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@fatassets

2 years

I got to see a good friend of mine this morning.

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2 years

Peeping Ed

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3 years

I’ve never been happier to have Mike Zimmer be the coach of the nfl team I am legally required to cheer for than I am when he’s pissed at people who won’t get vaccinated.

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@fatassets

3 years

Hell yeah. I can’t wait to give up on this album 1/4th of the way through on a new format.

Stereogum

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3 years

Captain Beefheart's 'Trout Mask Replica' is finally streaming for the first time

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