So I just found out chicken salad makes me gassy most the people in the office leaves in 10 mins I’ve been farting in my seat cushion since 1pm and still gassing out my row blaming it on the trash can 😂🤣🤣😃🤣😃😃🤣🤣😫
Damn I just let out a silent fart while cashing out a customer and they way his face looked when the smell hit him I tried not to laugh 🤣🤣 I think it was the curry
So I'm walking from the train feeling as if I had to fart until I realised I actually had to shit. My stomach was hurting so bad I had to turn my music off