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Luro

1 year

Reminder: I will not be able to post content regularly. I live in a house with five other people. I record stuff whenever the stars align and everybody else is out of the house, to ensure I'm properly prepped and good to record.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

My butt STINKS today but that's what you get when your diet yesterday consisted of nothing but two classic combos from Taco Bell. I've had the death puffs since last night 💀

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

info! if you're here, you are probably a friend of mine! at the very least, i have a good opinion of you, and you aren't obviously somebody who is JUST horny. will try to keep it horny, but i may vent feelings on occasion. feel free to drop content/outfit ideas in dms too 1/4

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Luro

@fartcario

1 year

manifesting a boyfriend with either a fat ass or lots of gas. if you have both i'll be putty in your paws. 🥴❤️

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

I have several friends throughout the past five-plus years you've scammed out of money and never done commissions for and it makes me so so defeated you still have a presence online. You love your furry commissioners because you rip off half of them. Eat shit. ♥️

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Luro

@fartcario

1 year

Just farted myself awake, today's gonna be a good day!

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

Gonna open this account back up later today, but I'm gonna steer away from fetish stuff for a while, I think. Any recommendations for what kind of content Inshould post otherwise?

Luro 🔜 AFC/FC

@LuroLucario

2 years

Changed my AD to @bootycario and honestly, been feeling fart stuff less and less IRL. At this point I just wanna cuddle and feel up some fat cheeks. Maybe it's the meds I'm on, but even when I have had the chance to do stuff lately, it's mostly just been softcore cuddling.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

just a quick bit of info: very difficult to make content right now. live in a house with five other people. other places i normally go to aren't available to me at the moment. sorry for not having any vids recently.

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Luro

@fartcario

1 year

@xangeltwatx FART FUCKING IS SO BASED AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

goddamnit! i want my ass ate!

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

for example, i got to record some videos today, for i think the first time since blfc. that was three months ago! i reckon you'll see them in due time. :3c

Luro

@fartcario

2 years

just a quick bit of info: very difficult to make content right now. live in a house with five other people. other places i normally go to aren't available to me at the moment. sorry for not having any vids recently.

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Luro

@fartcario

6 months

@GrindaViking no this is 300% valid. fartkink is probably the most rabid-saturated kink out there. and this is coming from *gestures at username*. you aren't the first and, unfortunately, will be nowhere near the last artist to drop that truth bomb those who need to hear will ignore.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

@rumbletufts YES YES YES. VISIBLY SEEING THE BUBBLES ROLLING DOWN THEIR GUT UNTIL THEY JUST DECIMATE YOU. 🥴🥴🥴

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

this account makes me go FERAL i'm in love tbqh

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

You can keep deleting and retweeting this, you can keep changing your name, you can do whatever you want. You're still art-tracing, friend-scamming scum. Maybe you'd have a better reputation if you didn't use your furry commissioners you love as anything more than a money siphon.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

that being said, if you have any advice for becoming a better farter, or any sort of positioning/exercises i can do to get even gassier, or have better control, or any of a multitude of things, feel free to comment of dm! would love to hear any tips/advice y'all have got. ♥️ 4/4

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

Being a good person costs you nothing extra. Being a bad person can cost you everything. Please, learn this lesson while you still can, while you still have a reputation to save. Don't destroy yourself again, HipsterTuxedoCat. Or do, if you want to keep being a scammy buttmunch.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

concerning my gas, i am practicing becoming more comfortable with my body. these farts are only after fully cleaning myself out with an enema bulb, and constantly filling and refilling with air pumped in. i'm trying to get to the point where i can fart like that naturally... 2/4

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

Username update whatcha think :)

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

HI MY OLD PFP WAS CROPPED PORN WE'RE BACK

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@freemsz7

2 years

THEY GOT LURO NOOOOO

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

I also have more than a couple cases where you traced art for commissions and for personal use and denied it even when presented with overlaid evidence. You are nothing but a liar and a fraud. I wish you nothing but the worst.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

...but please understand right now that i don't have some sort of "trigger food" or "natural gassiness". life decided i didn't deserve to have that trait. instead, life gave me low metabolism and an inability to process milk (i will just violently shit for the next 24 hours) 3/4

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

feeling bad because i've come to terms with my greyro side but can't stop crushing on a certain person even though they have a boyfriend and i wanna ask them out but the relationship seems strained and if i break that relationship i would never forgive myself and AAA— i'm a mess

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Luro

@fartcario

1 year

Smell is the least important aspect to a fart. Give me a blast that'll drone on for several seconds, that'll flutter loose clothing or covers, that'll out-bass a subwoofer...

Trouble Rainbow 🦨🌈

@QueenButtsniff

1 year

Much much love to everyone going “mine are sweet and smell nice!” but I feel that’s kind of missing the point. That’s still focusing on the SMELL. My point is that there’s a lot of people who would enjoy this if we let them look at it through a lens that ISN’T olfactory-focused.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

@MrMidknight200 Lucario moment... Because nothing says "I love my trainer" more than "I'm nuking his whole tent because he isn't giving me an eighth helping of beans fast enough for breakfast".

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

@Damientheslayer Trust me, this isn't the first round! I think it was like four or five rounds of me nuking him. But this is the girst one where he took off the condom, and without a barrier in the way... let's just say it was intense. ♥️

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Luro

@fartcario

6 months

I have decided it is MALODOR MARCH, prepare to never smell the same again.

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

hmm i think it is time to curate my followers eventually

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Luro

@fartcario

2 years

@mat00ty I rip Ass.

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