Farhiya✨ @farhiiiyaaa___ Twitter profile

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

22 days

A will? I don't even have a way

sab 🇰🇪

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2 years

How often do you update your will?

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13 days

2 Pm and I still haven't received a, "Are you today's date? Because you are 10/10." Message

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2 months

Whenever I catch myself trash talking my past self for the wrong decisions I made, I stop and think, "She flopped so you could slay." And I immediately stop being mean to her because that's my homegirl for real! And she did her best😭😭

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7 months

"I like your name." "Thanks, it was a birthday gift." 😭

Katie D

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7 months

That irresistible urge to say something awkward after someone compliments you

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7 months

Another year of Easter and Ramadhan overlapping

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@farhiiiyaaa___

8 months

Proposing with this and saying, "Wheel you marry me?" >>>> 😂😂

Antonette

@Antonettefrida

8 months

Dear Future husband...

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7 days

After impeachment, fungua podcast yako fully dedicated to exposing all the government secrets you've come across. Call it, "Riga-Tea."😂😂

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

7 days

What advice would you give DP Gachagua if you met him today?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

Naming your savings, "Murima." Ndio usiguse>>>>>>😂😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

We didn't.

Epic Maps 🗺️

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2 months

Why did humans stop building wonders?

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

If I send you this it means I'm confusing my enemies

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

He's dressed like he made arrangements with men he trusts to come and tell the Police to go home to their families😂😂

Nelson Amenya

@amenya_nelson

1 month

Kasmuel ameland na aura 😂

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8 days

"Kumbe anafanya hesabu ya minus kwa uhai ya mzee." Is such a poetic way to describe a murder😭 Shakespeare has been real quiet since that line was dropped.

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@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

To do list: 1. Wake up 2. #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 3. Be a bad girl and serve 4 terms

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@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

If I send you this it means I have your back and I'm coming to the rescue #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

Accidentally caught a glimpse of my Mpesa balance. Today no smiling, strictly business

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

You know, technically he's right. He didn't hire the goons because hakuwalipa😭😭Quick ask him if he gave the goons an unpaid internship😂😂

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

4 months

Sakaja: I didn’t hire goons to disrupt protests in Nairobi

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2 months

Highly recommend watching Njoro wa Uba whenever you're having a bad day. Because no matter how bad of a day you're having, I can guarantee you that Njoro is having a worse one😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

6 months

Heard someone say, "Niwekee yai moja." At the smokie mayai place. And while that statement is grammatically correct in Kiswahili, I know a CIA informant when I see one😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

6 days

Gacha-ugua😔

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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Gachagua rushed to hospital

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Handed someone some money akaniuliza why the notes were so warm and I had to confess that it's because zimeguswa na chapati nilikuwa nimebeba ndani ya kibeti 😭😭

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2 months

Concerned parent rizz is where it's at. Hitting them with the, "Na mbona hujavaa sweater?" >>> 😂😂

T_BaG🇰🇪

@kot_parklands1

2 months

Flirting skills sikuizi niko zero, I sound like a parent on texts… i be like “uko mzima? ” 😂

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3 months

Sauti Sol could never make me hate Suzanna. Left a man crying over her to go glob trot and serve looks in Shontelize. A real City Girl, I have to stan.

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Caught another FBI Agent today. Man said, "Nifungie andazi." 😭😭

Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

6 months

Heard someone say, "Niwekee yai moja." At the smokie mayai place. And while that statement is grammatically correct in Kiswahili, I know a CIA informant when I see one😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

6 months

In a world where you can be anything, be the person who opens the windows in a stuffy mat without being asked. Apply yourself. Jitume🫵🏽

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2 months

Na mwache kushikana mikono mkitembea CBD. Nairobi is not for romance, Nairobi is for suffering

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

July weather in September. Wamekula budget ya jua😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

"Wah wah kumbavu zangu, mbwa mimi." is a funny and catchy statement on the surface. However, on a deeper level, it's a sign of development because it shows that you looked within and took accountability for the role that you played in your own suffering. In this essay I will...

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2 months

So leo si Friday, kesho si Friday and on top of all that, kesho kutwa pia si Friday? Cool cool

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@farhiiiyaaa___

10 months

Nairobi matatu conductors really are the most underrated stand up comedians. It was raining tukafika stage and this man said very seriously, "Haya wa GPO kujeni mnyeshewe." 😂😂

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2 months

"Mimi niko tu." ing my way through life. I have nothing to report, mimi niko tu. I'm just existing 😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

Today's affirmation: "I am a baddie, how can they tear gas a baddie?" #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 years

Ninunue sunscreen na moisturizer ama ninunue shamba Kitengela?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Construct them pale Statehouse. Huko ndio kuna michezo mingi 😂😂

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

2 months

25 sports academies to be constructed in counties, President William Ruto says; this to help in identifying and building junior talents in the country.

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 years

Me as a lawyer: Your Honour the Law, unlike the Opposing Counsel's skin, is very clear😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

6 months

KPLSee? No, KPLCantSee😂😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

5 months

If I was Kagwe, I'd hop back into Sharon's Dms like, "Gonna have to change my name from Kagwe to Kagme since there's no more we😔"

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

Said, "Makosa imefanyika." Instead of, "Nimefanya makosa." Today in an effort to avoid being held accountable. Women in male dominated spaces>> 😂😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

5 days

So the new DP ni Killndiki. Weuh

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

14 days

A Public holiday finally making an appearance tomorrow since June

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Nikiulizwa, "How is life?" nijibu, "Nasukuma tu." This is exactly what I mean😂😂

Edgar Obare

@edgarobare

2 months

First Daughter Charlene Ruto was spotted trying to cycle in Mombasa. #charleneruto #bnnbasic FOLLOW US ON BNN BASIC -

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Farhiya✨

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1 year

The true Shujaas of this country are the people who cross the road first in CBD and pave the way for the rest of us to also cross. Trailblazers, boundary breakers, risk takers. We celebrate them today.

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Farhiya✨

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17 days

Lol the Mhenga who first said, "Undugu si kufanana, ni kufaana." Absolutely ate that. I know he had the whole room screaming 😂😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

Whenever you want to give up on anything, think about YouTube asking you to go premium. You always say no but does YouTube give up? No. It keeps asking. It has hope one day you will change your mind. Be like YouTube

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Farhiya✨

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4 days

My brother once told me that I was mixed... half Somali and half stupid😔

Tyrak ⚜️

@tx2gee

12 days

I bought my sister a car and I can’t wait to see her face 🥹💕😩

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

You're not lonely, you just need to go join a large group of people mvuke barabara pamoja so that you can feel like you are a part of something much bigger than yourself😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

No you don't understand... there's so much week and not enough weekend

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 years

Instructions zinasema, "No snacks allowed into the examination room." Sasa how am I supposed to do the exams if they won't let me in?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

5 months

They were tackling serious issues in early 2000s music. Eg when Nonini said, "Manzi akileta maringo jo achana naye" He was teaching us about consent.And when Wyre said, "Kenyan girl would you come take a walk with me"He was actually teaching us how to reduce our carbon footprints

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

I'm finding it rough

Dr Love

@mlota_azola

4 months

Other kids are finding love, what about you?🤭🥹🥹🥹

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9 months

Ndio tunaingia wiki ya kuona wanaume wakitembea town wakibeba maua zikipoint chini kama panga😂😂 lovely scenes

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

18 days

Learn how to say no to sellers when their prices shock you. "Acha niende hivi nicome." Is not a no😂😂

Shakira Wafula

@fit_ermined

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Kenyan to Kenyan:

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3 months

The role I play in my own suffering:

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1 month

"Usiponipenda nitapendwa na nani?" Self aware men who know that they're unlovable>>>>>>😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

"Mwenye wivu ajinyonge." Is such a funny statement to me because it doesn't play around. Doesn't even consider other ways of de-escalating the situation. Oh you're jealous? Have you tried uhh killing yourself? 😭😭

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

12 days

Wish I had the consistency of mambo. She stays being mengi always😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Hujanunuliwa jersey juu humjersey na furaha

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@farhiiiyaaa___

26 days

Not really a feature but on, "Kwaheri." Sanaipei is busy singing about saying goodbye to her lover halafu kuna part Juacali comes in na story ya shamba na biashara and it kills me every time I hear it😂😂

tiddymelk❀🛵

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I HATE when someone is featured on a song and they go complete off topic from the original concept

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

False. Wengine wana babe

melodramatic ✂️

@grandpamuthoni

1 month

Aki si watu wako kwa relationship wanaboo

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5 days

Nimepewa long weekend

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Nimepewa Maua leo, na wewe?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

8 months

Finding a stray piece of bhajia in your chips is like, "Wow! What did I do to deserve this blessing?😭😭" but finding a stray piece of chips in your bhajia is like, "What are you even doing here??" Always go to where you are the bhajia and not the chips😂😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

21 days

Ongeza ziwe texts nne ndio ajue you're the one 4 him, Queen😂😂

Agni Kai

@_wakina

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Triple texted… and still got left on read ☹️

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 year

"Mrembo miniskirt?" When I'm dressed in a buibui and hijab is crazy😂 Nairobi hawkers don't see religion, color or race. They only see potential customers and I absolutely love that for them😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

It's 5pm Friday it's 22° degrees, I ain't gat no laptop and no laptop ain't gat me

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@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

We did it, 2018 me🥹 I'm glad you stayed in Law school. I am but a slave of your visions😂 COMMIT A CRIME AND I'LL BE YOUR DEFENDER!!

Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

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Tbh the only thing keeping me in lawschool is the thought that one day, I will graduate, get admitted to the bar and FINALLY be able to use Nameless’ iconic line, ”Commit a crime and I’ll be your defender.” With FULL authority and if that’s not exciting then I dont know what is😂

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2 months

Kama DCI, D ni nini basi?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

27 days

Soda ziletwe halafu aanze kutafuta bottle opener na naweza mfungulia na meno😔

Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰

@FvreignLL

29 days

What's y'all biggest fear in a relationship?

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

It's Friday, ni end month, I'm alive, it's beautiful outside na sina 700 Euros ya kuconniwa. It's blessings on blessings😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Things that unite Kenyans: 1. Kuvuka barabara pamoja 2. Maandamano 3. KPLC slander during a National blackouts

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@farhiiiyaaa___

5 months

Kati ya mimi na alarm ya Monday, ni nani atalia wa kwanza? Stay tuned to find out😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

4 months

Am I Number 38? No, I am number Thirty Ate😂😂

The Judiciary Kenya

@Kenyajudiciary

4 months

Congratulations in advance to the 401 new advocates being admitted this Monday. Tag and celebrate them.

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@farhiiiyaaa___

10 months

My goal next year is to move through this world like chapati. Chapati is very versatile. Any situation you put chapati in, it thrives in and makes things 10x better. Put her with eggs, meats, greens, smokies, soups, tea and she'll still shine. Be like chapati

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@farhiiiyaaa___

9 days

Not having sweaty palms. One time kwa stage nilikuwa nimeanika my hand outside dirisha ya mat, so that ipigwe na upepo ndio ikauke and someone passed by and shook it😭

Neyo

@BigNeyogems

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What’s a big flex ?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

8 months

Born to say, "Cheza chini." Forced to write, "Without prejudice."

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 year

Absolutely love it when the subtitles in a movie describe everything that's happening. Subtitles: [Bus honks] Me: Hell yes it did! I heard itttt😂😂

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@farhiiiyaaa___

1 month

So it's not enough alibaki kwa ndoa peke yake, sasa anataka kubaki kwa nchi peke yake 😂💀

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

1 month

CS Mutua: My target is to export 10,000 Kenyan workers every week

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@farhiiiyaaa___

3 months

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, "You can have bhajia but not maua."😂😂

otwaniflor

@Busty_dreadhead

3 months

Nikikumbuka 14th feb my ex told me nichague katikati ya bhajia na maua😭😭😭(mind you I had bought him presents)

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3 months

How that new list of Cabinet Secretaries is looking like😭😭 eiii #RutoMustGo

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@farhiiiyaaa___

3 months

Made it through another round of Valentines day, International women's day, and International girlfriends day without being posted na sijakufa😂😂

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9 months

The existence of Maji House and Ardhi House implies the existence of Moto House and Hewa House. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...

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@farhiiiyaaa___

3 months

I think Ruto's true purpose in life was to be a tailor and not a president because: 1. He lies 2. Everyday a dress a dress😂😂

emmanuel talam

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2 months

Saa hizi ukiniambia twende out, bill ikikuja and I say, "Nikusaidie kulipa?" Please understand that the help I'm offering is to read out the Till Number for you while you pay😂😂

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28 days

I hate getting rained on. I turn into Julius. "That's 70 bob worth of moisturizer down the drain."

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@farhiiiyaaa___

22 days

@Wangu1h 😭😭 and if I don't have both?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

And by the way, you're not a spendthrift. You are simply micro-dosing on wealth and luxury by making unnecessary purchases. It's good for the soul😂

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Farhiya✨

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1 year

Lmao Sauti Sol wangerelease that Lazizi song in this climate, ingeflop mbaya sana. City Girls wamekataa coffee dates. "Eti unataka kuenda kuzubaa na nani Java?? Java?? It's giving low effort and broke!" 😭😭

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@farhiiiyaaa___

3 months

Let's respect him, he's an expert. Ameitwa aongelelee story ya affordable housing juu jacket yake ni kubwa anaeza ishi ndani. Real affordable housing right there😂😂

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

3 months

Eugene Oponyo: Kenyans only want to look at the negative side of President Ruto and nothing positive. Majority of the people in this city live in the slums but when he came with the affordable housing project, we were the first people to reject it #CitizenDayBreak

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2 months

And shoutout to the kind stranger who gave up his seat in the mat so that a couple could sit next to each other. Could never have been me, because mbona mnachukua gari? I thought love can take you places?

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Absolutely love it when Outlook reminds me to attach a file to my email before I send it. Makes me feel like dapping up my computer. Like, thanks for having my back, man. Ily🫶🏽😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

1 year

Covered all his bases, love to see it😂

Chica🙂

@Makhanyiisa

1 year

Present siblings thread?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

11 months

Lmao imagine experiencing more national black outs than I love yous this year. Stay strong, single Kenyans😂😂

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2 months

Women in LAW (Laughter And Wickedness)

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3 months

Unascroll tl ukicheka the JKIA memes hadi unaskia kuambia Ruto thank you for threatening Kenyans 😂😂 elite content!! This really is a country of rowdy backbenchers

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

11 months

Kanye West: Cop lights, flash lights, spotlights, Strobe lights, street lights Me (a moth): Yo what song is this, man?

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

9 months

Faras should have ran an ad about a person who always declines invitations because the places are always too far. Then they get introduced to the App and suddenly they can go anywhere. Halafu hiyo ad iishe na, "Faras... it's not Far as Faras we're concerned🐎" 😂😂

Koome Gitobu

@KoomeGitobu

9 months

At the risk of being called a hater, what has this post (“ad”) taught me about Faras? Is it a care hire company? Is it a matchmaking site? Is it a funeral service? If your response to this is “you can find this information elsewhere” then what is the point of your influencing?

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@farhiiiyaaa___

2 months

Anyway, no matter how bad your day went today, take comfort in the fact that you are not part of Elsa Majimbo's extended family. Imagine opening the internet to see that you've been called poor, lazy, broke, too lazy to be alive💀

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

17 days

That looks like good strategy to me. Because you can't find the person of your dreams without first dreaming 😂

ovary ✨

@ovaryactorr

18 days

Cancelled a date because i wanted to take a nap im so unserious about finding love omg 😣

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

29 days

Btw kurambwa na maisha ni privilege if you really think about it. It means that life must think you're so sweet. Life is literally so obsessed with you likeee?? 😂😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

5 months

Nikipata pesa nitanunua shamba Kitengela. Nikikosa pesa nitaandika script niiprint out niende kuizika somewhere huko. Either way, I'm gonna have a plot in Kitengela😂

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Farhiya✨

@farhiiiyaaa___

8 months

I know for a fact that I would never have survived in the wahenga era. Imagine you start complaining that the sun is too hot halafu some old guy looks at you dead in the eyes and says, "Atangaye na jua hujua." ?? I would have to fight him😂😂

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