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Dan Johnson

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Love sports, love betting. I’ve tried most of the “handicappers” on twitter who’ve been around for many years. feel free to ask me who I’m having success with.

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Joined March 2012
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Dan Johnson
1 year
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1 year
KABOOOOOM! THE STREAK CONTINUES EASILY🔥 Astros ML 💰💰💰💰 6 straight days without a loss 🔥 25-8 (76%) run🔥 34-12 (74%) run🔥 61-24 (72%) run🔥 1 week profits = $4,940 1 year profits = $155,330 ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING
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Dan Johnson
1 year
@MachinesPicks Nice hit 💰
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Dan Johnson
3 years
BOOOOOOM! Always come through on the big ones! @MachinesPicks
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TheMachine
3 years
KABOOOOOM!! Colts HAMMER play winner as we continue to dominate our big picks!! 35-16 (69%) lifetime HAMMER win rate and 4-1 last 5 🔨🔨🔨🔨💰💰💰💰 We also cash the Over in BYU and Magic in NBA for another big day of profits in the books! Piling up the profits for our Members!
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Don't take your kids phone away for punishment. Take away their charger so they die a slow, painful death.
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Trump meeting with President of Virgin Islands
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Dan Johnson
4 years
Why not just mute one persons microphone when the other person is talking????
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Dan Johnson
8 years
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Dan Johnson
6 years
Men: For $250 an hour I’ll pretend to be a couples therapist and convince your girlfriend she’s wrong about everything.
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Dan Johnson
5 years
She wants a $6,000 ring, $25,000 wedding, a $50,000 car, and a $250,000 house. All she has to offer in return is some pre-owned pussy. 😂
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Dan Johnson
6 years
I swear @Grubhub has the worst customer service. Every time they mess up, they do the bare minimum to make it right. Restaurant left out an item of my order (or did driver steal it). Item was $5 + tax, they refunded me $5, not even my tax! No extra compensation, no apology. Weak.
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Dan Johnson
8 years
Trump grabbed America by the Pussy tonight
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Dan Johnson
6 years
Needed a little break from Twitter, but I’m back! Apologies for all the messages I missed 😬
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Dan Johnson
5 years
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Dan Johnson
3 years
LOCKED IN!!!! @MachinesPicks
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TheMachine
3 years
KABOOOOOM!! Lakers 💰 Hornets 💰 Ohio 💰 Utah State 💰 4-0 SWEEP in the books and now 7-0 last 2 days as we continue to absolutely dominate!! 1 week profits = $2,950 10 day profits = $4,500 2 week profits = $10,910 Piling up the profits for our Members!
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Turned on Dodger game to see Grandal whiff on a fastball that drills the home plate umpire right around the collar bone. Goes down immediately. Ouch.
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Fucking unreal!!!
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Dan Johnson
1 year
Great job!
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1 year
KABOOOOOM! THE SWEEPS DON'T STOP! Twins 💰 Brewers 💰 We closed out July with a sweep and we start August with a sweep! That is now 6 SWEEPS over our past 7 days! 19-6 (76%) run🔥 46-18 (72%) run 🔥 6 sweeps last 7 days🔥 1 week profits = $6,010 ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING!
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@MachinesPicks Awesome call 🦾🦾🦾🦾
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Dan Johnson
8 years
@MachinesPicks nice work on the 6-0! I did a bunch of parlays with your picks too, including this 4 team teamer for a nice payout! Thanks!
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@LasVegasFreeze Bruh you’re like the 50th person to admit it 😂😂😂😂
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Dan Johnson
3 years
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Dan Johnson
10 months
What a day 🎯🙌 @MachinesPicks
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10 months
KABOOOOOM! Southern Miss 15 Units💰 Pittsburgh 10 units💰 Charlotte 10 units💰 Hornets 10 units💰 Hawaii 5 units💰 5-0 +50 unit day in the books! Our 15 unit pick hits easily & we take home the monster sweep today! Absolutely dominating & piling up the profits for our Members!
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Dan Johnson
7 years
@MachinesPicks Riding you hard. Took Michigan and Tulsa ML as well. Keep it up.
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Dan Johnson
6 years
Big time craps player and been getting comped and getting well taken care of at Venetian last 5 years. Feeling a change of scenery though.. any hosts want to entice me to switch to their hotel? 😎 @Bellagio @CaesarsPalace @Cosmopolitan_LV
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Dan Johnson
9 years
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Andy Dalton throws the ball away on 4th down 🤣
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Dan Johnson
10 years
Hahaha love it! http://t.co/7WI6LKpVFg
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@pulte Triple it with sports bets
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Alex Smith = GOAT Brady = TRASH Andy Reid = GOAT Belichick = TRASH JK. Relax peeps, it's one game.
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Dan Johnson
8 years
Love the Phins today 💰
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Dan Johnson
5 years
Poker table convo: Old guy: I’m turning 97 on Saturday. Dealer: Wow, are you going to be here to celebrate? Old guy: Nope. Saturday night I fuck my wife. I’ll see you Sunday. Legend!
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@FanDuel Priest Holmes
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks These guys wake up and have bookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner! @MachinesPicks
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Stay hot!!!!!
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Just finished Last Chance U season 2. My favorite player by far was @dakota_allen40 This kid is a stud with a bright future. GL at TT!
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks 🦾🦾🦾🦾
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Valpo is shooting 3-22 from the floor and 0-12 from deep. HOLY SHIT. Put me in coach
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@ChipotleTweets Only if it comes with a side of salmonella
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Happy to give advice on successful handicappers. I’ve spent a lot of money filtering through the good and bad ones. I’m NOT here to give you the picks I’m paying for. I’m not going to do someone dirty who is making me money, just not that kind of guy.
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Balling 😎
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Dan Johnson
7 years
@Grubhub 2 hours after ordering still no food. Contacted and said issue with driver, order will be free. Now I have old, soggy, cold food.
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Dan Johnson
5 years
Did @MLBNetwork just got out for anyone else??? Staring at a black screen right now
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Those are the numbers and yet panthers lost by 14. Mind boggling.
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Dan Johnson
10 years
Fellas, Steve Stevens is on the Cardinals tonight. He is 12-54 over his last 66 picks. I am continuing to fade and playing Rays
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@aaron36270687 @LasVegasFreeze He can’t post what he doesn’t have
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Dan Johnson
8 years
That's a tough one. Under 208.5. FUCK
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Dan Johnson
5 years
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Dan Johnson
7 years
This "stud" McCaffrey can't even make one guy miss in the open field.
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Keep up the great work
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Dan Johnson
11 years
Glad you came to play today SMU
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Dan Johnson
10 years
NCAAF time!!!! Hell yeah
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Dan Johnson
8 years
Boise State with 5 1st and goals and have total of 6 points 😬
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Awesome job! 💪🏻
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Dan Johnson
2 years
✅✅✅Awesome @MachinesPicks
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TheMachine
2 years
BOOOOOM! James Madison ML💰 Pelicans +5 PUSH 1-0 with a push as we just keep cashing!! 16-4 (80%) run 50-23 (68%) run 81-35 (70%) run 7 profitable days last 8 days Only 2 losing CBB cards last 21 days 0 NBA losses last 6 days 2022 profits = $151,275 2023 profits YTD = $22,560
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Dan Johnson
10 years
Hoping to keep the MLB money train going tomorrow!
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Ugly game, but glad to be on the winning side
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Dan Johnson
4 years
@MachinesPicks People think it’s ridiculous that I’ve only been recommending one capper (you guys) for over a year. But you continue to prove me right. Wasted so much money messing around with sub par cappers and I’m done with that. Machine 24/7/365 🦾
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Another of your epic runs!! Great timing with the holidays too!!
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Dan Johnson
10 years
SHARKS!! What an awesome night
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Dan Johnson
7 years
Lol dude lies about record on day 1, gets called out, then blocks me. Typical
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Dan Johnson
7 years
@MrDilly4 You mean 3-2? Ghosting wins in there? Please stop tweeting me your picks
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@Bambino_Bets All of my profits are from over two years ago and unverified. But I keep posting them every day to make me look good. I’m in the negative this year. I was in the negative last year. I like attention. - Bambino Bets
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Dan Johnson
11 years
Cuuuuseeee!!!
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Dan Johnson
10 years
If you're looking for free picks no one better than @MachinesPicks Members Picks are real deal and Free Picks are no joke!! #RealDeal #Cash
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Dan Johnson
5 years
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Dan Johnson
4 years
Has anyone told the Blazers the 4th quarter started?? What the hell
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Awesome run 🦾
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Dan Johnson
9 years
When Scott Foster is refereeing, you bet on Lebron. Simple as that
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Dan Johnson
3 years
@MachinesPicks Glad we got that Jazz bet in early!!
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Dan Johnson
2 years
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TheMachine
2 years
BOOOOOM!! Blue Jays cash in for our 4th perfect MLB day last 5 days! Absolutely dominating as the profits continue to pile up this season!! Winning start to the week as we continue to cash💰💰💰
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Dan Johnson
10 years
Congrats Kings!
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Dan Johnson
8 years
@PHVegas you guys don't care about loyal customers. Talked with floor supervisor Craig who said comps nearly impossible for craps played.
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Dan Johnson
3 years
Who won some bets tonight?? 💰
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Dan Johnson
9 years
Never use @Expedia they will screw you any way they can
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Dan Johnson
8 years
Phins 💰
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Let’s make it 9 straight wins after tomorrow!
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Dan Johnson
7 years
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Dan Johnson
4 years
Altuve goes down looking at strike 3. Dodgers announcer: “Guessing is harder than knowing.” LOVE IT @DodgersNation @Dodgers @OrelHershiser
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Dan Johnson
7 years
@MachinesPicks Stay hot 🔥
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Dan Johnson
7 years
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Dan Johnson
3 years
It’s insane that the Bills can’t stop this
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Dan Johnson
3 years
💲💲💲 @MachinesPicks
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TheMachine
3 years
KABOOOOOM!! Penn St💰 Georgia S.💰 Heat💰 3-0 sweep in the books as we continue to absolutely dominate! 8-1 (89%) run 58-27 (68%) run 165-84 (66%) run 1 week profits= 6,120 1 month profits= $18,740 2 month profits= $34,520 44-19 (70%) NCAAB run 5 TOTAL NBA losses past 24 days
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Dan Johnson
3 years
🦾🦾🦾 @MachinesPicks
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3 years
KABOOOOOOM! Dayton💰 Montana St💰 Celtics💰 3-0 sweep in the books to start the month of March as we continue to absolutely dominate!!! 15-5 (75%) run 172-88 (66%) run 65% this NCAAB Season 64% this NBA Season 50-20 (71%) NCAAB run 1 week profits = $5,950 2022 profits = 36,710
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Dan Johnson
9 years
DROP AND DROP AND DROP
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Dan Johnson
10 years
NHL playoff time. Great time of the year
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Dan Johnson
11 years
Fly to vegas for the SB?
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks HUGE night 💪🏻
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks great stuff tonight! 💪🏼
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Dan Johnson
7 years
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Dan Johnson
10 years
Keep riding the royals?
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Dan Johnson
6 years
@MachinesPicks Still the king
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Dan Johnson
12 years
@Zeth0908 Yeah, anything based on 1 stat like that is more sports betting and less fantasy. Good brainstorming though.
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Dan Johnson
11 years
Warriors baby
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Dan Johnson
8 years
@MachinesPicks booooooom 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 Fucking love it
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Dan Johnson
9 years
Trying to change a plane ticket and NO ONE on @Expedia is helping me. Looks like this will be the LAST time I use them.
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Awesome as usual!
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Dan Johnson
5 years
@MachinesPicks Keep it up 💪🏻
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Dan Johnson
2 years
College Football is great and all.. but it's NFL that I really can't wait for!
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