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Fabulous English Golfer who is hooked on Little House on the Prairie. This account is fake, as the name clearly indicates. I am not, Ian James Poulter.

Where am I? In a Ferrari.
Joined March 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@fakePOULTER
Fake Poulter
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A buddy of mine is at the #LIVGolf event in London and snapped this picture. He said he’s never seen anything like this. This isn’t going any where.
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A buddy of mine is at the #LIVGolf event at the Greenbrier and snapped this picture of DJ. He said he’s never seen anything like this. This isn’t going any where.
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2 years
Absolutely absurd effort tying the tie by Zach here. Disgraceful.
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2 years
I hate to be that guy, but after seeing this putt there’s no way Tiger competes at the @PGAChampionship this year. He has no feel, evidently. That putt is at least 20 feet past the hole.
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Holy sh!t. Black dress shirt? Absolute psychopath move by DJ. #Masters2024
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1 year
A friend of mine just sent me this picture from the #LIVGolfTucson event. He said he’s never seen crowds like this. Don’t believe the corrupt golf media.
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A buddy of mine is at the #LIVGolf event at the Bedminster and snapped this picture of of the leader, Cam Smith, putting on the back 9. He said he’s never seen anything like this. This isn’t going any where.
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5 years
As a dad I’d like to convene a meeting with all other dads to make sure this dad never pays for another beer the rest of his life. All in favor say aye.
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
6 years
Dad throws 22 punches in 15 seconds at teacher who 'sexually assaulted daughter'
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A buddy of mine sent me this pic from the first tee of LIV Tulsa. He said he’s never see crowds like this before. This isn’t going any where.
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Fake Poulter
1 year
My buddy is in DC for the #LIVGolf event (you can tell he’s a huge fan). He attended a @fireballsgc_ pep rally on Thursday. This is Sergio pumping the crowd up. He said he’s never seen anything like it and the atmosphere is “absolutely electric.” This isn’t going anywhere.
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Fake Poulter
2 years
With a couple good ideas, a few billion dollars, and almost no expectation of return on investment you too can be a brilliant entrepreneur.
@LIVGolfGO
LIV Golf GO
2 years
Maybe my legacy on the golf course is not my legacy. Maybe my true legacy is what we’re doing with #LIVGolf for the game of golf - GREG NORMAN
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Fake Poulter
5 years
You mean to tell me there was a guy doing this 30 years ago. The internet told me Zion was the first freak to do this stuff.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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The Human Highlight Film. Never forget. ‘Nique, y’all...🏀💪😏🔥
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Fake Poulter
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I present two images for your consideration: 1. Two people who try real hard to be bad ass. 2. An actual bad ass.
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3 years
Patrick Reed is the guy you invite from the neighboring club, that you don’t know that well, to be your 4th in the big scramble. He hits it 45 feet away on the par 3, and even though you’re not using his ball, he putts it. It goes in and he says, “we’re taking that one!!!!”
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Fake Poulter
4 years
After The Brady Bunch ended, Ann B Davis, known on the show as Alice, focused all of her energies on power lifting eventually medaling in the 1976 Olympics in Montreal.
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Bryson just posted this picture of his 8 iron.
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@DoerflerJared Of course they do, haven’t you ever watched The Sound of Music?
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Eatingpopcorn.gif
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Shane Lowry: “Wisconsin drunken idiots tarnish Ryder Cup debut.” Also Shane Lowry: “I look forward to participating in an event sponsored by renowned gentleman Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.”
@GolfCentral
Golf Central
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Shane Lowry said on Tuesday that he is "happy to go" play in the Saudi International and that he has no reservations. "I'm not a politician," he said.
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Phil looks like the brother no one has seen in years because he’s working odd jobs down in the Keys but came back for your uncles funeral and had to borrow one of dads suits. He’s also self medicating to get through the day of dealing with family.
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If your strategy for building up your new league is to go after two of the most popular and likable players on the other tour I’d suggest going back to the drawing board. (Also, Finau has a top 5 in all 4 majors)
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Fake Poulter
3 years
Hey @pizzahut , please have your stores lower their setting from “cremation.”
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Rich Lerner just said a TPC win for Bubba would push him off the bubble for the hall of fame? Twelve wins and two masters isn’t enough? (Reminder Fred couples and Colin montgomerie are on the hall). Am I missing something?
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Is that Darren Rovell trying to steal third?
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@gmcgovern128 Seriously?
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@drrobbell Tahoe, England?
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2 years
@acaseofthegolf1 You have to have a stronger shoe game if you’re going to dress like that. Have to.
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Fake Poulter
4 months
Worse look? 48 YO balding man wearing his cap backwards or the post phone call grin he can’t wipe off his face?
@GolfDigest
Golf Digest
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‘Full Swing’ creator @chadmumm gave us an exclusive look into the process behind capturing one of the show’s most heartbreaking scenes. 👀
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Fake Poulter
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@DawnMannix @SirajAHashmi Some people love to exercise and love to have nice work out equipment. GASP!!!!
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Fake Poulter
1 year
Geez, how many vacation days does this guy have?
@CSChallengeFW
Charles Schwab Challenge
1 year
The final sponsor’s exemption to play in the #charlesschwabchallenge this week is going to club pro turned @PGAChampionship hero, Michael Block!
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@Eric_Edholm @nprice14 He called you nerd!!! Did he also post a picture of his varsity letter?!?!
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Fake Poulter
3 years
I hope @KeithOlbermann doesn’t see this. SMH
@PGATOUR
PGA TOUR
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Mission accomplished. So much respect for Augusta.
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@RingerAZ @ColtKnost Breaking: Professional golfer plays golf in professional golf event. Guy on twitter: upset.
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Fake Poulter
3 years
“And then Faldo tried to tell me they actually add 5-10 yards to his drive…”
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robmillertime
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What are they talking about? WRONG answers only. #tigerWoods #PNCchampionship
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2 years
Very bad omen for Scheffler. No one has ever won the Tour Championship with the Scream ghost showing up in sweat on their belly.
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I’m not going to lie, this is always my favorite weekend of the year. FP Jr. and I always get up early and watch the LIV Jeddah invitational. We put on our 4 aces shirts and cheer for our boys. It’s something my dad passed down to me and I’ll pass to my son.
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2 years
Many people forget that in 1974, after The Brady Bunch was cancelled, Ann B Davis pursued a lucrative power lifting career.
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1 year
Your move Jay Monahan. Cc @PGATOUR
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@RiggsBarstool Tell me you don’t pay for your clubs without telling me.
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Fake Poulter
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The fun and romanticism of the #DriveChipandPutt wears off really quickly for me when I watch a 9 year old take 90 seconds to line up their putt and go through their pre shot routine.
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FP Jr had his first high school golf practice tonight. Naturally, it rained. I told him I head a great pair of shoes for him to wear. He mocked me relentlessly. He has no idea what kind of baller kicks these were back in the day.
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@acaseofthegolf1 A tradition like no other….
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@acaseofthegolf1 You wrote that.
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Fake Poulter
1 year
Fellas, what’s stopping you from looking like this.
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Is Pat Perez still on 4 Aces?
@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
2 years
If you went into a coma today and woke up exactly one year from now, what’s the first sports question you think you’d ask someone?
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Everyone knows the 6th marriage is the most casual.
@kclairerogers
claire rogers
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Obsessed with the fact that Fred Couples got married wearing Asics
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Fake Poulter
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@PMTsportsbiz Are his shoe laces tied together?
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Fake Poulter
1 year
Is Cantlay done yet?
@PGATOUR
PGA TOUR
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What did Scottie say to Jon here? 😂
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@acaseofthegolf1 Tell them about the grammar issues….
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Fake Poulter
3 years
Shot golf today with my dad, my uncle and a couple of his life long friends. I was the only under 60 in the crew. We drank beer, talked shit, and hit a lot of bad shots. We didn’t talk about pace of play or self braking carts. Pretty good Saturday.
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Fake Poulter
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I’m thinking of starting a site / podcast dedicated solely to critiquing the podcasts that critique the broadcasts.
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Fake Poulter
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@SamanthaSMarks @travisfulton @StripeShowPod @OnCoreGolf Poulter’s only won 3 times on tour. Lee Westwood has won twice on tour.
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Fake Poulter
4 years
I’m golfing tomorrow. I hope I hit a good score. Shooting 27 holes.
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@dav11barb @BAndersonPxP @KelsWingert Except for the 4 literally 5 feet from him.....
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Fake Poulter
2 years
My all time caddie rankings: 1. Stevie Williams 2. J Ted Scott 3. D’Annunzio 4. Walter Hagen’s caddie in bagger Vance. 5. @KipHenley
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Fake Poulter
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@ClayTravis No. Win your division
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Fake Poulter
4 years
I need to refine my search.
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Fake Poulter
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@RiggsBarstool Typical barstool toxic masculinity......
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Serious tweet alert. I hate to get too controversial on here, and I may lose some followers, but I have to get something off my chest. I don’t hate Tiny Finau’s pullover.
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@acaseofthegolf1 Absolutely terrible putt.
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Fake Poulter
5 years
Isn’t that what Tony Romo is for??
@STinoco606
Steven Tinoco
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PGA tour needs one random 3 Handicap golfing every single tournament just to show the world how difficult these courses are, and how good these guys really are.. I’ll sacrifice myself first🙌🏽
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@stevemlytle You sure?
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Fake Poulter
3 years
@bamabearcat The others are 1-16.
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@meat_goodfellas It could be anyone.
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Fake Poulter
3 years
When these fellas show up on the first tee hide your wallets.
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@acaseofthegolf1 A tradition like no other, friend.
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@PaigeSpiranac Cole Trickle
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@ProFootballTalk Sorry you had to go through this mike.
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Fake Poulter
1 year
I see Kuchar’s dad is back in caddie game. (If anyone gets this reference I’ll know you’re a real one).
@DPWorldTour
DP World Tour
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Loving the passion of Ding Wenyi's caddie (his Dad) 🙌 #SingaporeClassic
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Clearing the pond for skating. Bad for the back. Good for the soul.
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Fake Poulter
3 years
How did Omar end up finishing?
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1 year
“Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?”
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@gmonsalvatge Didn’t you see the picture?
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@Sarcastiman1 @ClubProGuy I think you probably are the only guy.
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2 years
@acaseofthegolf1 What does being on Grindr have to do with my decision?
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Fake Poulter
5 years
@Super70sSports That one dude retired and bought the Double Deuce. Finally was able to clean the place up.
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@CLE_lander @itsvegasdave ...and she gone....
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Fake Poulter
2 years
Update. Time with family is now overrated.
@NUCLRGOLF
NUCLR GOLF
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🚨 #BREAKING NEWS: Ian Poulter has won in court following an independent review of his legal challenge and is allowed to play The Scottish Open. (Via @BunkeredOnline )
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Fake Poulter
4 years
Five man scramble and one of our guys is stroking this?? How don’t we win?
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Fake Poulter
3 years
@Lou_TireWorld If you’re smaller than Macklemore, you might not be a linebacker.
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@acaseofthegolf1 @firepitstories @GOLFTEC We get it, you worked a weekend.
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Fake Poulter
1 year
I’m being told by people close to my situation that @TheMasters is considering extending him a last minute invite based on this round alone.
@LIVTracking
LIV Golf Insider
1 year
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 I was just informed by a #LIVGolf Pro-Am participant and LIV staffer that Pat Perez set the Orange County National CC course record earlier today (playing his own ball). Perez walked off with a 12-under 60 on his card. Massive news heading into round 1 tomorrow.
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Fake Poulter
3 years
Two dudes that would have Bryson and Brooks in tears by the back nine.
@PGAChampionship
PGA Championship
3 years
Can you name the 2 PGA Champions 🤝 at Southern Hills in 1994? #PGAChamp
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Fake Poulter
3 years
Let’s get this over twenty likes fam. Ambassador szn.
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Fake Poulter
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I’m warming up to Pebble as the permanent site of the US Open and prime time golf for the rest of eternity.
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Fake Poulter
4 years
@dylan_dethier Might as well go for the 50 footer because I have as much of a chance of making that as I do a 3 footer for 50k.
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Fake Poulter
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@AlanShipnuck How close are we to a “Real Housewives of LIV” YouTube series starring Ashley Perez and Paulina?
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Fake Poulter
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@AlanShipnuck Alan, when will Jay answer the question about why he made Pat Perez skip the birth of his child for the playoff event. Listeners are demanding answers.
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Fake Poulter
1 year
A buddy of mine plays in the @TheMasters pro am every year on Monday, and he told me they’ve already heavily hinted his pro will be CH III.
@PGALIVHotTakes
PGA/LIV Hot Takes
1 year
🚨 I’m hearing Augusta National is strongly considering sending Charles Howell III an Invitation to the Masters🚨 He is from Augusta Georgia and is currently one of the hottest golfers, finished 1st and 5th in the first 2 LIV events
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@AlTheBoss03
altheboss
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Name a fictional sports legend . I'll start: Shane Falco .
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@SharpFootball What was even cooler? Dad getting the hug and getting off screen because it was his kids moment. Pretty cool!!
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Fake Poulter
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Soooo, the LSU coach spends the entire game on the court yelling at the refs and the Iowa player gets the first T??? #NCAAWBB
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@acaseofthegolf1 Like he said, he’s never seen anything like it.
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Fake Poulter
3 years
World class / HOF level golfer hits drive in divot. Hits great shot from said divot on green. Says he has no problem with rule. 10 handicapper golf twitter, “YOU SHOULD GET RELIEF FROM DIVOTS IN FAIRWAY!!!!!! WHAT A STUPID RULE!!!!!!”
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@Billyhottakes The Office
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