Fabulous English Golfer who is hooked on Little House on the Prairie. This account is fake, as the name clearly indicates. I am not, Ian James Poulter.
A buddy of mine is at the
#LIVGolf
event at the Greenbrier and snapped this picture of DJ. He said he’s never seen anything like this. This isn’t going any where.
I hate to be that guy, but after seeing this putt there’s no way Tiger competes at the
@PGAChampionship
this year. He has no feel, evidently. That putt is at least 20 feet past the hole.
A friend of mine just sent me this picture from the
#LIVGolfTucson
event. He said he’s never seen crowds like this. Don’t believe the corrupt golf media.
A buddy of mine is at the
#LIVGolf
event at the Bedminster and snapped this picture of of the leader, Cam Smith, putting on the back 9. He said he’s never seen anything like this. This isn’t going any where.
As a dad I’d like to convene a meeting with all other dads to make sure this dad never pays for another beer the rest of his life. All in favor say aye.
My buddy is in DC for the
#LIVGolf
event (you can tell he’s a huge fan). He attended a
@fireballsgc_
pep rally on Thursday. This is Sergio pumping the crowd up. He said he’s never seen anything like it and the atmosphere is “absolutely electric.” This isn’t going anywhere.
Patrick Reed is the guy you invite from the neighboring club, that you don’t know that well, to be your 4th in the big scramble. He hits it 45 feet away on the par 3, and even though you’re not using his ball, he putts it. It goes in and he says, “we’re taking that one!!!!”
After The Brady Bunch ended, Ann B Davis, known on the show as Alice, focused all of her energies on power lifting eventually medaling in the 1976 Olympics in Montreal.
Shane Lowry: “Wisconsin drunken idiots tarnish Ryder Cup debut.”
Also Shane Lowry: “I look forward to participating in an event sponsored by renowned gentleman Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.”
Phil looks like the brother no one has seen in years because he’s working odd jobs down in the Keys but came back for your uncles funeral and had to borrow one of dads suits. He’s also self medicating to get through the day of dealing with family.
If your strategy for building up your new league is to go after two of the most popular and likable players on the other tour I’d suggest going back to the drawing board. (Also, Finau has a top 5 in all 4 majors)
Rich Lerner just said a TPC win for Bubba would push him off the bubble for the hall of fame? Twelve wins and two masters isn’t enough? (Reminder Fred couples and Colin montgomerie are on the hall). Am I missing something?
I’m not going to lie, this is always my favorite weekend of the year. FP Jr. and I always get up early and watch the LIV Jeddah invitational. We put on our 4 aces shirts and cheer for our boys. It’s something my dad passed down to me and I’ll pass to my son.
The fun and romanticism of the
#DriveChipandPutt
wears off really quickly for me when I watch a 9 year old take 90 seconds to line up their putt and go through their pre shot routine.
FP Jr had his first high school golf practice tonight. Naturally, it rained. I told him I head a great pair of shoes for him to wear. He mocked me relentlessly. He has no idea what kind of baller kicks these were back in the day.
Shot golf today with my dad, my uncle and a couple of his life long friends. I was the only under 60 in the crew. We drank beer, talked shit, and hit a lot of bad shots. We didn’t talk about pace of play or self braking carts. Pretty good Saturday.
Serious tweet alert. I hate to get too controversial on here, and I may lose some followers, but I have to get something off my chest.
I don’t hate Tiny Finau’s pullover.
PGA tour needs one random 3 Handicap golfing every single tournament just to show the world how difficult these courses are, and how good these guys really are.. I’ll sacrifice myself first🙌🏽
🚨
#BREAKING
NEWS: Ian Poulter has won in court following an independent review of his legal challenge and is allowed to play The Scottish Open. (Via
@BunkeredOnline
)
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
I was just informed by a
#LIVGolf
Pro-Am participant and LIV staffer that Pat Perez set the Orange County National CC course record earlier today (playing his own ball). Perez walked off with a 12-under 60 on his card.
Massive news heading into round 1 tomorrow.
@AlanShipnuck
Alan, when will Jay answer the question about why he made Pat Perez skip the birth of his child for the playoff event. Listeners are demanding answers.
🚨 I’m hearing Augusta National is strongly considering sending Charles Howell III an Invitation to the Masters🚨
He is from Augusta Georgia and is currently one of the hottest golfers, finished 1st and 5th in the first 2 LIV events
World class / HOF level golfer hits drive in divot. Hits great shot from said divot on green. Says he has no problem with rule.
10 handicapper golf twitter, “YOU SHOULD GET RELIEF FROM DIVOTS IN FAIRWAY!!!!!! WHAT A STUPID RULE!!!!!!”