There are two sorts of siblings.
One whose nemesis are tan lines and one that goes up in flames as soon as a sunbeam so much as touches an inch of skin no matter how much you bathed in sunscreen.
I am
#teamgemma
My 87yr neighbour just came over to tell me that she saw on TV "the beautiful young man with that soft voice" had his arm broken and if I could check on the "computernet" if he's ok and the "beautiful one with the dresses has spare time to take care of him". I'm done. 😍♥️
Feels like an insult but I don’t think that was your intention hahaha every cooking process is a type of practice, every seasoning, every stuffing you shove in, every chicken you roast. Being in the centre of it all breads creativity and understanding.
@boyfriendspark
@bodaciouscal_
You start by realising all these ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies are wasted time and energy and then just throw the chicken in the oven to be fair. Simple stuff
Remember when L was asked to make a poem about H and he went: "Harry is curly, but not very burly. He helps when I am sick and has a big - wait are we live right now?" - "Yes" - "Nevermind, then".
So you’re telling me that the little rowdy bean has been sleeping on the tourbus and eaten cheerio’s for nine weeks and the minute the peachy glamour princess is done with her tour, a full English hotel breakfast it is? 🤣
Sooooo, I finally ran into my 88yr-old neighbour (retired music teacher). She had a blast at Louis' Munich show. "That young man truly can sing his beautiful soul out, he's such a delight." In her opinion he goes a little strong on the stroboscopes and the swearing which she +
I don’t care, love, that you’re the future king, this beer isn’t going to drink itself.
Oh, Harry you say? Funny, I have a Harry at home too. He’s not ginger though, although I have a ginger too.
She: “what genre?”
Me: “oh, mostly independently published queer romances”
Husband: “gay porn. She reads gay porn with the same two British twinks in every imaginable and non-imaginable constellation.”
She: “oh God, OneDirection tag on ao3?”
Husband: “oh fuck my life”.
PR Crew: "we need you to get SOME sort of press."
Louis: "I WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER STUNT."
PR Crew: "but we need you to get SOME sort of press."
Louis: "for all I care you can call the bloody Prince of England, I WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER STUNT."
PR Crew: JFC ☎️
My 87yr old neighbor got flowers to celebrate H’s Brits & asked me to put them on the „computernet“ so that he may see them 🥰😭 so
@Harry_Styles
these are meant for you. Congratulations to your Brit’s. You‘re an amazing artist & an even more amazing human being. All the love.
New colleague of hubby: "your husband told me you're into concerts? What genre?
Me: "mostly Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Depeche Mode."
Colleague: "Ah, British twinks, yes that's a genre all on its own, brilliant."
I may have found the new love of my life.
G: "MOM! YOU DID NOT!"
A: "Hi pumpkin. I did not what?"
G: "YOU DID NOT JUST POST A PIC OF LOU?"
A: "Oh. He's cute in his little rainbow lights, isn't he? You think Lucky likes the book?"
"So you like Harry Styles?"
"Like? Listen darling, I've got ADHD, I have an attention span that doesn't last longer than it takes me to sneeze and yesterday I watched 110 min of a 35 dpi two frames per second instagram live that rendered every 3 seconds just to catch him smile."
I am ... I am ... I HAVE NO WORDS! 😱😲
I had left-over lasagna & wanted to bring it to my 88yr old neighbour. She wasn't at home. My other neighbour told me, she went to MUNICH to visit her grand-grand child. THEY ARE GOING TO A CONCERT TONIGHT. Fucking hell. My 88yr old +
At this rate I expect Dylan singing You're not Harry Styles at AFHF & in the middle a pink power ranger jumping out of the back onto the stage, ripping his mask off revealing two dimples and scream "BUT I AM" and then they perform Kiwi together just before Louis covers 7 and Halo
Soooooo, yeah, this happened: saw the best Louis show of my life. Got my bag stolen. Am stranded in the UK with no phone, no cash, no passport and no flight ticket. Got picked up by the best ppl to exist. Long story short: I’m in Birmingham now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate to be that person, but this will never be not funny to me...
The PDA causing the effect was simple handholding. HANDHOLDING. After 5 years of knowing eachother🥰
Husband and kid pissed me off so I got myself another Louis ticket five minutes ago and am heading to my car right now. Five hours drive to Amsterdam. Planned arrival 6 pm. Pray for me that the highway gods are in my favour.
Why are we still arguing who was sitting where? It's an open plan VIP area, people move around, they mingle, it's a socialising event. Their teams know each other. Of course they met, no matter if they share a bed or not. Or do you seriously think, that one of them jumped behind+
Ok, so far the PR for this movie has managed to:
- piss off Larries
- piss off Harries
- piss off Hairballs
- piss off Louies
- piss of TRussies
- and release a single that makes your toe nails roll
Impressive.
Having seen Harry fangirling last night, I begin to think the real reason why he isn't seen at Lou's gigs isn't closeting, but that he would scream "Hey, honey" after "Hey, babe" and then would be standing his booth like this for the rest of the show.
Capital writing about Harry and Louis Tomlinson...
Somewhere at the BBC a very confused Roman Kemp is sitting with a nervous eye twitch on his desk, silencing the little voice in his head screaming Louis Styles, Louis Styles.
God. Not people whining about the size of Zayn's chosen venues.
Right, make the introverted, anxious pookie play Wembley for his first tour. Safe way to not see him set a foot on a stage for the next 10+ years.
L: I can't wait to come home and wrap my arms around you. Gonna go pack, bye love.
H: Lou, please make it subtle, yeah?
L: of course, love. Always.
L humming standing at the airport: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL, I NEVER HIT SO HAAAAARD IN LOOOOOOOOVE
Can we just remember for a sec who Harry thanked when he won a shitton of Grammys? "I wanna thank my mum for signing me up... I wanna thank Niall, Louis, Liam and Zayn, because I wouldn't be here without you either"
Who didn't he thank? - Well yeah.
#team1d
#SayNoToSimonCowell
Not fucking Tomlinson adding The Vienna Opera Orchestra to his playlist on the day the filthy bluegreen Lametta Christmas tree waltzes over the Vienna stage. Are we a fricking joke to you?
Not to be that rat, but how many 29yr old single males do we know that chose reproduction and parenthood charities to donate to? Just asking. For science.
As a supporter of this beautiful soul since day one and being a mum myself, I can’t express how much Anne’s statement makes my heart ache. I can’t imagine how tired the family must be of this constant public shitshow he’s dragged into.
Is it really that hard to stay respectful?
Louis: What is the most loving and caring thing you would ever do for a girl?
Harry: I think I would write them a song.
Them.
16-year-old Harry, 2010.
Now go and think.
Are you also sitting at your desk on a saturday morning wondering whether they ever managed to resolve their jealousy issues over the years or are you normal?
TL freaking out over a 11 yrs old two-months PR relationship. Meanwhile Harry somewhere in London in his kitchen preparing maple syrup, coffee and pancakes for two and not giving a damn f°ck
THIS, exactly THIS is the reason why I am convinced there is not a single more loving and caring person in that whole business. Everyone just walking and staring, Harry taking the time to thank the lady guiding the way and holding the door open.
Do we know the story behind this exchange?? He is NOT happy!! I love when he calls out bad behavior!! He should do it more often.
#FITFWTSydney
#LouisTomlinson
Those songs are not easy to sing and he does it with such a grace and beauty." All in all she was proper delighted.
And she praised the fans for being so nice, bringing her a camping stool in queue and giving her a rainbow flag to wave.
Vintage fans: “once you’re in your 30s and have been in a relationship for years it’s totally normal not to be together all the time and show the world how sappy you are.
Louis whipped arse Tomlinson: “hold my Yorkshire and bring me that fooking lighting console, luv.”
Hair? Hair? Not gonna lie, I haven’t seen hair in ages. Normally I’m across everything youknowhatimean, but I didn’t know about hair to be fair. If you google hair on iPhones you get AI. Obviously.