My wife is one funny babe, small fight and sheโs adding motivational quotes on her social media, which one is โGod grant me the serenity to accept the things I canโt changeโ, Aunty itโs not that serious ... come off it! ๐
NYSC days that I was using my allowee to shuttle flights back and forth ENU to LAG for a relationship that ended in tears ... did I regret it? No, cos it was worth every kobo at the time.
Live and Learn!
This nigga was jailed on corruption charges, dude stole N7.2B from Abia State and was sentenced to 12 years imprisonment in Dec 2019, heโs been released after 5 months ... FIVE MONTHS!!!!
Nigeria is fucking zoo!
Tuesday TL : CR7 is GOAT
Wednesday TL : Messi is GOAT
Saturday TL : CR7 is GOAT
Sunday TL : Messi is GOAT
RINSE AND REPEAT!!!
Truth is; we should just sit back and enjoy greatness ... we are blessed to have these two playing in our time and generation !!!
United should enquire about Bale, agree a fee with Madrid, allow him have a medical and claim that he failed it then go ahead and sign Sancho.
Yes, Iโm that petty cos Bale issssa bastard!
Please who told Nigerians about this combo Pizza and Ice-Cream ... like how? I donโt imagine this goes down the throat well. Did you honestly enjoy this meal?
City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea all dodged banter this match week, guess whoโll be bringing banter to your door steps tomorrow .... just guess?! ๐๐คฃ
@_The_Immortal
Itโs even more insulting that theyโre doing it in Dubai, imagine oppressing oil money with fraud money ... they had to fish him out real quick! ๐
my brother been watching African Magic since Arsenal lost to Liverpool ๐๐ dude doesn't even trust CNN cos they might show the highlight ๐๐๐
Money good sha, the confidence on that lady mahn! She first hit him with โFortune 500 companyโ Gbam!
โSix figure salaryโ Gbam!!
โFamily nameโ Gbam!!!
Before going full YCee โwhoโs your daddy?!โ
but you know, when two elephants fight, the grass suffers so wetin โconsignโ me๐
HOW TO WIN THE EPL
allow Arsenal beat you heavy
โข Arsenal 5 - 2 Leicester
โข Arsenal 3 - 0 Chelsea
Arsenal the king maker
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It's really confusing playing Chelsea these days ;
if you don't score: trashing
If you score : trashing
If you breathe : trashing
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Eden Hazard is trash !!!
Take-on no be football!!!
As a United Fan, i watched CR7 grow through the ranks , I saw him switch his game from a trickster to one of the worldโs most deadly winger and now striker.
He needs to evolve , heโs been static for 3-4 seasons now IMO
Chelsea FC aka No Mercy aka Score First n Lose aka Don't Score and Still Lose aka Table Toppers aka Your Home is Our Home
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After watching Roma put 6 goals vs Liverpool in 2 games, as much as I want them to win, that final would be one of the most pointless and the easiest win for Zidane and his troops
Congratulations Real Madrid! ๐ช
I just read somewhere that Lucas Toreira is the best โtechnically defensiveโ midfielder next to Busquets ... una dey mad sha, a player that hasnโt played 10-15 consecutive matches as a starter. Well itโs typical cos the same fans said Coquelin was better than Gattuso ๐
Taking pictures of food?!
Well my GF wonโt let me eat until sheโs taking a picture of it, but AGAINNNN! on Twitter everybody is older than methuselah and wiser than Solomon so let them flourish ๐
So I have a question Pep dick riders, why didnโt he destroy the league with Clichy, Sagna, Zabaleta, Nolito, Kolarov, Delph, Navas and Iheanacho?
The amount of money heโs spent on that team, 8-0 shouldnโt be such a surprise to yโall tbvh!
To fully understand and appreciate Nas, you need a pen, paper and google to fully grasp the knowledge and information heโs passing in these rhymes ๐ฅ
#Nasir
The earlier you realise that Apple and Samsung are already working on the next phone, the better for you!
Thereโs always gonna be a phone better than yours so LUV YOURS! ๐
CR7 is great but donโt come here and be shouting upandan like how heโs conquering Italy ... MANY players have switched leagues and scored goals besides why didnโt he join Verona?Juventus have won 7 consecutive Serie A titles before him!
Donโt praise a fish for swimming, abeg!
Paul Pogba better not put that rubbish spray on his hair when he returns back to Manchester cos the way heโs been playing at this WorldCup is exceptional, Iโm starting to think the spray weakens his playing abilities ๐
When youโre rich and wealthy , Love is really a dangerous game to play ... just lookat Emmanuel Eboue ๐ข
from rags - riches - rags
I donโt blame people that do the pre-nup thingy , that lady really reduced him