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@fabolous3d

8 years

People that remove their eyebrows and draw it back with a pencil, what were you expecting ?! 😂😂😂😂😂

Dante Lex

@dantelex

8 years

So this lady said a guy is too faithful and she doesn't like it. Hold on ... So y'all want a guy that doesn't cheat but not too faithful? 🤔😤

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@fabolous3d

4 years

My wife is one funny babe, small fight and she’s adding motivational quotes on her social media, which one is “God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can’t change”, Aunty it’s not that serious ... come off it! 😂

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@fabolous3d

5 years

NYSC days that I was using my allowee to shuttle flights back and forth ENU to LAG for a relationship that ended in tears ... did I regret it? No, cos it was worth every kobo at the time. Live and Learn!

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@fabolous3d

5 years

You’re a strong black, independent woman

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@fabolous3d

4 years

This nigga was jailed on corruption charges, dude stole N7.2B from Abia State and was sentenced to 12 years imprisonment in Dec 2019, he’s been released after 5 months ... FIVE MONTHS!!!! Nigeria is fucking zoo!

chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).

@Ekwulu

4 years

Orji Uzor Kalu released from Prison.

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Pogba got Macron to dab, we can’t even get buhari to stay in the country for 30days ... smhh!

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@fabolous3d

6 years

“SARS are yahoo boys that couldn’t pick so they joined police to be picking those that are picking” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Tuesday TL : CR7 is GOAT Wednesday TL : Messi is GOAT Saturday TL : CR7 is GOAT Sunday TL : Messi is GOAT RINSE AND REPEAT!!! Truth is; we should just sit back and enjoy greatness ... we are blessed to have these two playing in our time and generation !!!

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I’ve been trying to download this picture but it’s says “insufficient funds” 😂😂😂🤣

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6 years

Na person wey no get money dey proud. If you see proud someone with money then the money never reach money.

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Seriously tho, breasts are only fine inside a bra 😏

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I think everyone is romantic, is money we don’t have 😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

One man left Madrid, ONE MAN!!!! and they’re looking like Kano Pillars 🤦‍♂️

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@fabolous3d

2 years

PB got me Asake’s tickets 🥰 … when she understands the little things >>>

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@fabolous3d

6 years

United should enquire about Bale, agree a fee with Madrid, allow him have a medical and claim that he failed it then go ahead and sign Sancho. Yes, I’m that petty cos Bale issssa bastard!

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@fabolous3d

5 years

Please who told Nigerians about this combo Pizza and Ice-Cream ... like how? I don’t imagine this goes down the throat well. Did you honestly enjoy this meal?

CHECK YOUR DM

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5 years

Orgasm 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

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@fabolous3d

6 years

City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea all dodged banter this match week, guess who’ll be bringing banter to your door steps tomorrow .... just guess?! 😂🤣

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@fabolous3d

5 years

You wanna know the funny part, some nigga is in a birds DM as we speak preaching how he’s not like Ayo NA WHO DEM CATCH BE THIEF! 😏

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@fabolous3d

7 years

If I kneel down to propose to you and you say No , upper cut follows !!! 😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Iceland coach is a part-time dentist and football manager, their goalkeeper is a film director ... wow #ARGICE

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@fabolous3d

6 years

They swore Jorginho would tear the league apart, half-baked Cleverly 😂😂

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@fabolous3d

5 years

If you’re not getting this from a nigga, 98% of the time means your hygiene is questionable

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@fabolous3d

5 years

On the TL they’ll say “If it’s sex you want, just say it” na so dem hang ayo for public 🤣

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@fabolous3d

8 years

I just feel a Nigerian would see a Ghanaian drowning and say to him "before I save you , my jollof rice and your own which is sweeter?!" 😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

I think Arsenal Fans are selfish,why would you want Wenger Out?What about Us the rival fans?Do you care to know what we want?We love him😳😳😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

MUFC signed Zlatan and Pogba without UCL football,Arsenal about to lose Alexis Sanchez without UCL football. This Life is a pot of beans 😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

£89M Pogba gets trolled for not scoring, well ... £71M keeper shouldn’t concede ooh! 😏

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@fabolous3d

4 years

@_The_Immortal It’s even more insulting that they’re doing it in Dubai, imagine oppressing oil money with fraud money ... they had to fish him out real quick! 😂

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@fabolous3d

8 years

my brother been watching African Magic since Arsenal lost to Liverpool 😂😂 dude doesn't even trust CNN cos they might show the highlight 😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

Messi is a great player , heavily talented but as much as I hate to admit this,CRISTIANO RONALDO is the greatest footballer of all time !!

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@fabolous3d

4 years

Igbo women no dey post nobody unless you’ve paid their dowry ... it’s in the constitution 😂

Uche Daniel

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You see as Igbo women didn’t participate in the post your man thingy??? Yup!!! Na dem!!! 😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

If Mourinho says anything to and about Conte again, Conte would respond with “Thank You , God bless you” 😂😭

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Money good sha, the confidence on that lady mahn! She first hit him with “Fortune 500 company” Gbam! “Six figure salary” Gbam!! “Family name” Gbam!!! Before going full YCee “who’s your daddy?!” but you know, when two elephants fight, the grass suffers so wetin “consign” me😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

HOW TO WIN THE EPL allow Arsenal beat you heavy • Arsenal 5 - 2 Leicester • Arsenal 3 - 0 Chelsea Arsenal the king maker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Your MCM’s GOAT is waiting for penalty so he can remove shirt 😏 #UCL

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@fabolous3d

8 years

It's really confusing playing Chelsea these days ; if you don't score: trashing If you score : trashing If you breathe : trashing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I hope this Nigerian heat melt those Kupe boys!!!

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@fabolous3d

7 years

we are sorry we couldn't deliver the daily dose of 4-0 , kindly manage the 2-0 we served today #MUFC #GGMU

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Eden Hazard is trash !!! Take-on no be football!!! As a United Fan, i watched CR7 grow through the ranks , I saw him switch his game from a trickster to one of the world’s most deadly winger and now striker. He needs to evolve , he’s been static for 3-4 seasons now IMO

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@fabolous3d

5 years

Ayo read this tweet and decided to play Pep Guardiola’s “all out attack” cos Watford 😂🤣😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Dear United Faithfuls, WE WILL SUFFER THIS SEASON!!! Signed José Mourinho

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@fabolous3d

8 years

Chelsea FC aka No Mercy aka Score First n Lose aka Don't Score and Still Lose aka Table Toppers aka Your Home is Our Home 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

Manchester United vs Ajax got more publicity on Twitter than the UCL finals ... tells you everything you need to know about United 😁😍

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Please keep your Zidane and Pochettino ... HAND OLE THE FUCKING JOB! #PSGMUN

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@fabolous3d

4 years

Manchester United no dey carry ear hear “Unbeaten Run” ask Arsenal, Chelsea and now City 😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

After watching Roma put 6 goals vs Liverpool in 2 games, as much as I want them to win, that final would be one of the most pointless and the easiest win for Zidane and his troops Congratulations Real Madrid! 😪

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@fabolous3d

5 years

First Date Question Do you like Tacha? 😏

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Marcelo is the best left back in football history !!! Yes, I said it and I don’t have time or strength for your arguments !!! #RMABAY

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@fabolous3d

5 years

We the AA‘s should be collecting maintenance money from the government 🙂

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@fabolous3d

7 years

I am sorry Leroy Sané that I ever compared you to Rashford , you are head and shoulders a better player than he is #ARSMCI

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@fabolous3d

4 years

This pandemic just proved that Nigerian churches is not the house of the Lord but a place of business 😏

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@fabolous3d

7 years

DJ Khalid and Patrice Evra ... seem to be enjoying Earth more than the rest of Us 😂🤣😭

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@fabolous3d

7 years

@_skull_queen_ @sayychelsea the dude that pushed her away is definitely GAY 😒

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@fabolous3d

3 years

Don’t tell me there’s no God out there, I jumped 2 steps in the NHS to land this promotion A child of grace 🙏

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@fabolous3d

5 years

My baby is taking me to Portugal as part of my birthday serenren... tears inna me eyes 😩

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I just read somewhere that Lucas Toreira is the best “technically defensive” midfielder next to Busquets ... una dey mad sha, a player that hasn’t played 10-15 consecutive matches as a starter. Well it’s typical cos the same fans said Coquelin was better than Gattuso 😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

It’s 2018, please TYPE PROPERLY!

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@fabolous3d

8 years

Remember when all your problems in Life was a minimum of 5 credits in WAEC or NECO ... give it time !!! 🙏🏽

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@fabolous3d

5 years

Sometimes I am scared to ask people “how are you doing?” cos it’ll end in debit alert from my account. 🤣😂🤣

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@fabolous3d

5 years

Taking pictures of food?! Well my GF won’t let me eat until she’s taking a picture of it, but AGAINNNN! on Twitter everybody is older than methuselah and wiser than Solomon so let them flourish 😂

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@fabolous3d

5 years

So I have a question Pep dick riders, why didn’t he destroy the league with Clichy, Sagna, Zabaleta, Nolito, Kolarov, Delph, Navas and Iheanacho? The amount of money he’s spent on that team, 8-0 shouldn’t be such a surprise to y’all tbvh!

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@fabolous3d

4 years

My mum finally got a girl she’s been crying for, so happy rn

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I guess Hazard has hit goal quota for the year, waiting for 2019 now ... another 6/7 goals maybe but we wait for that 20 goal a season 😂

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@fabolous3d

6 years

To fully understand and appreciate Nas, you need a pen, paper and google to fully grasp the knowledge and information he’s passing in these rhymes 🔥 #Nasir

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@fabolous3d

7 years

If after tonight you're still hating on Cristiano Ronaldo then you're missing the very essence of football ... kindly switch to Golf 😒😒😒

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@fabolous3d

6 years

The earlier you realise that Apple and Samsung are already working on the next phone, the better for you! There’s always gonna be a phone better than yours so LUV YOURS! 😂

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@fabolous3d

3 years

#TheMeYouCantSee is an absolute good watch, a must see for EVERYONE!!!!

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@fabolous3d

6 years

I think David Luiz is the best ball playing CB in the world ... that dude can locate you from Mars with his range of passes

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@fabolous3d

6 years

CR7 is great but don’t come here and be shouting upandan like how he’s conquering Italy ... MANY players have switched leagues and scored goals besides why didn’t he join Verona?Juventus have won 7 consecutive Serie A titles before him! Don’t praise a fish for swimming, abeg!

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@fabolous3d

6 years

Paul Pogba better not put that rubbish spray on his hair when he returns back to Manchester cos the way he’s been playing at this WorldCup is exceptional, I’m starting to think the spray weakens his playing abilities 😂

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@fabolous3d

4 years

Please don’t let them use “my legal team” to scare you, if your case is valid report/expose them ... all of them are mad!

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@fabolous3d

6 years

A month to the World Cup and still no World Cup Anthem ... whats going on? 😱

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@fabolous3d

7 years

When you’re rich and wealthy , Love is really a dangerous game to play ... just lookat Emmanuel Eboue 😢 from rags - riches - rags I don’t blame people that do the pre-nup thingy , that lady really reduced him

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