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2 years

Theresa May is at the Royal Opera House tonight to see Cavalleria Rusticana, a story of multiple betrayals and regrets.

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Spotted in Bethnal Green

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Michael Portillo in pink reading "Out Of The Blue" on London -> Surrey train.

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Staff carefully space out chairs in Portcullis House to maintain social distancing guidelines. Unfortunately some entitled idiot keeps on repositioning them. Can you identify him?

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Angela Rayner in Scotts of Mayfair. She had the reasonably priced Malbec (£75) and the lobster (£54). Not the ideal wine / fish pairing.

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Philip Hammond on the tube at Leicester Square this morning.

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Last night @Ed_Miliband and his wife were mobbed by over 30 intoxicated teenagers screaming "ED WE LOVE YOU!!" #Milifandom

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Hello new MPs. When you are rude to parliamentary staff, it will appear here. Have a good day!

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6 months

Rob Halfon enjoying a massive cigar in the East India Club's cigar room last night just hours after voting to ban future generations from ever doing so.

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6 years

Northern Line this morning, Sir Keir Starmer in a priority seat obviously,

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7 years

Russian TV presenter and former MP @AlexSalmond Heathrow Terminal 5 this morning drinking champagne with breakfast in First Class lounge.

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2 years

Surprise marshals for The Queue, on the South Bank tonight, Priti Patel and Andrew Stephenson

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1 year

Worried looking Bernard Jenkin hanging around library corridor on his phone.

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Oh @JeremyCorbyn ! In Portcullis House, less than 2 metres from his dining companions. A man of seventy, not four days from retirement, insisting on flouting social distancing rules.

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Spotted: Neil Coyle bringing Strangers to a silent standstill last night after yelling “fuck off” at a Brexiteer Labour staffer. "you could hear a pin drop" said one observer.

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Falling asleep reading his own book, @johnredwood

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6 years

Good Comrade Len McClusky leaving the Ivy earlier after a sumptiois lunch. The revolution will not be televised, but might come with side order of goose fat potatoes.

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Theresa May adhering to the six feet rule as she waited to shop in Waitrose, Berkshire.

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6 years

Last night, David Davies, MP for Monmouth, helping two ladies off the train at Newport and carrying their luggage. Gentleman!

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3 years

David Lammy unimpressed with being papped on Victoria Line.

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2 years

Kwasi Kwarteng and Matt Sinclair getting a well earned drink at the Two Chairmen.

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6 years

At the Edinburgh fringe, @Ed_Miliband performing an avant garde version of Hamlet. “To eat or not to eat, that is in public...”. A searing social commentary on media power in the age of populism.

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8 years

David Miliband moving through Heathrow arrivals deep in phone conversation. When is the Batley & Spen candidate selection?

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5 years

Michael Gove buying 3 x Old El Paso Fajita kits in White City Waitrose

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5 years

Richard Burgon getting a telling off from a train conductor for having the wrong ticket on the 08:30 to Peterborough!

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League Against Cruel Sports lobbyist seen wandering around parliament without a security pass.

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8 years

Lord and Lady Kinnock arrived at House of Lords earlier. Signed in for 2 x £300 daily allowance + 2 x £75 expenses allowance = Kerching!

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2 years

Former Chancellor Kwasi snoozing on the Jubilee Line

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Newly appointed Cabinet Office Minister @JohnnyMercerUK nodding off at a Cabinet Office All Staff Event

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5 years

SNP MP Steve Bonnar just heard telling a door to ‘fuck off’ because his pass wouldn’t work.

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Dave, Nancy and other volunteers from the Chipping Norton Larder delivering food parcels. #BigSociety

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At the @WildernessHQ festival in Oxfordshire, the selfie photobomber at the back looks vaguely familiar. Dave something or other...

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6 years

A sozzled Stephen Kinnock spotted in a Soho tavern in the early hours of this morning with a young blonde (not his wife) and another male.

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4 years

Andy "Middle Income" Burnham in happier times drinking champagne in First Class on his way to New York City at taxpayers' expense.

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3 years

Group of 109 MPs in the Carlton Club with Will Wragg holding court. Obviously plotting.

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1 year

Yesterday morning...

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6 years

Wannabe foreign secretary @David_Cameron popped into my Tudor Lodge Shell Service Station on Marton Road for some Monster Munch, a Wispa and a box of Tic Tacs.

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3 years

Craig Williams MP tried to calm Coyle down, only for Coyle to tell him to “fuck off and lose some weight”. Classic first night back for the MP watering hole

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Shami, keeping champagne socialism alive, at the Grosvenor Hotel, Victoria.

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Chris Bryant being called a cunt by Myra Dubois at Royal Vauxhall Tavern, Sunday 1 May 22.

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Picking her nose live on TV outside parliament, @MhairiBlack

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. @GeorgeOsborne taking the tube earlier today. The days of his ministerial car long gone... (Credit Sophie Cooper)

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Not terrible interesting, but just saw Steve Bray pushing past the barriers in the lavatory at Westminster Station - Whitehall underpass to save 50p. Arrogant little shit.

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At Heathrow enlarging her carbon footprint. @CarolineLucas

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The Vaz-mobile parked outside his unofficial campaign HQ on Uppingham Road in Leicester East today. No sign of any rent boys or washing machines.

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Yesterday evening, Michael Gove outside the historical Bear pub on bear lane, Oxford.

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7 years

Circle Line carriage with former Tory Chancellor & current shadow Labour Chancellor sitting seats apart. Silently ignoring each other.

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6 years

"Jezz, it's Piers, I'm at the @LeaveMnsLeave rally." "Yeah, packed." "Absolutely, Don't let Kier get his way."

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6 years

Looking very down on the phone outside the Red Lion Chris Williamson

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In the Portcullis House canteen, @SeumasMilne interrupting to chat to a pensive looking Dominic Cummings while he tucks into a sandwich.

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Foreign Secretary @BorisJohnson struggling with the hire car desk at Turin airport

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Spotted at Heathrow in the North Galleries lounge about an hour ago. John Bercow chuntering from a sedentary position.

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6 years

Robert Peston in Portcullis House asking for a fresh cappuccino because “they usually let me put the chocolate sprinkles on myself”.

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7 years

Entire Cabinet and Lobby on early morning train up north for Tory manifesto. Only @peston and Guardian's Steve Bell are in first class.

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Spotted: Andrew Bridgen looking glum as he carries his belongings in a cardboard box out of the House of Commons.

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Iain Duncan Smith loudly opining in the Cinnamon Club that Boris needs to go.

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Yesterday Nick 'n Mick down the pub.

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Morning Star ✅ Morning Coffee ✅ Lone leader of the opposition ✅

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Theresa May spotting Philip Hammond opposite the entrance to Portcullis House, looking the other way and walking straight past. Frosty!

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Jeremy Hunt, M&S Gatwick South Terminal. Being ordered by his wife not to buy crisps for the kids!

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Diane Abbott texting all the way through the Hillsborough film at Women of the Year awards. Others on her table horrified,

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Sitting down for lunch together in Victoria: @George_Osborne and @nick_clegg #Coalicious

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Diane Abbott canvassing in Euston. Trooper.

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Red Ken @ Waterloo Station with his faithful dog "Adolf".

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On Hampstead Heath, amazing scene. @Ed_miliband watching on helpless as a dog called “Daphne” rips apart his son’s foam American football.

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Diane Abbott MP @HackneyAbbott sits at my table in #PCH eats fry-up leaves plate for me to clear #selfcleararea #serialoffender #entitled

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Coyle continued ranting, "What’s the benefit? What’s the benefit?” Tory staffer standing at the bar told him to shut up, Coyle told him to fuck off too.

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Comrades Shami & Diane shunning the PLP tonight and slumming it in the Pugin Room on peoples vin blanc / G&T (via @paulwaugh )

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Jeremy Corbyn with Sainsburys bag at WHSmith Paddington self-service till buying Modern Railways magazine and chocolate.

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Socialist firebrand @georgegalloway chillaxing in First Class http://t.co/Tr80flSW50

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BA First Class lounge Cape Town, contemplating "a socialist egalitarian system based on redistribution of wealth". http://t.co/XutBGkdjId

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5 years

Meanwhile over in Sainsburys it looks live @david_cameron is getting them in for a barbie...

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Lonely @Ed_Miliband having breakfast in Greggs, Doncaster. No bacon sandwich. Looking pensive?

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Clive Lewis meeting with shadow cabinet

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Matt Hancock celebrating his promotion by having dinner with Rita Ora

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Ian Paisley Jr in BA First Class lounge at LHR with his Christmas presents from Fortnum and Mason

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Rishi Sunak and an aide just walked through the length of Portcullis House. Not a single journalist or MP approached him. What a difference e a day makes.

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Lord Frost eating quavers at London Blackfriars

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On Brexit Day, @Nigel_Farage lunches at Shepherds of Westminster. A restaurant where literally all of the staff are from Eastern Europe...

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Spotted wondering through the high end designer menswear section on the lower ground floor of Harrods, @SeumasMilne . The revolutionary vanguard of fashion.

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The Moggster on College Green removing a “Bollocks to Brexit” sticker which was defiling his person.

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Yay! Ed's on the train to Donny!

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Spotted on Downing Street

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5 years

Note to EyeSpyers, @AaronBastani is not yet an MP. Please stop sending in sightings of him enjoying luxuries.

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Simon Danczuk at a Homelessness event. Offering a bed for the night?

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Those of you who doubt the veracity of our sightings, the Mail on Sunday cut 'n pasted this one into their diary column. @HackneyAbbott IPSO'd it. She lost when our witness came forward

Fake loos! Diane Abbott drops toilet complaint against Mail on Sunday

Diane Abbott has dropped a complaint against The Mail on Sunday after she falsely claimed our report that she mistakenly used a gents lavatory in the House of Commons was ‘fabricated’.

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Last night at 10pm Diane Abbott walks into the PCH toilets. Says sorry to me and then goes into a cubicle. I was standing at the urinal.

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8 years

Meanwhile Labour's deputy leader @Tom_Watson decides that the #LabourCoup necessitates a return from Glastonbury.

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Able-bodied Conservative MP for Romford, Andrew Rosindell's car parked in a disabled spot. http://t.co/w6vNLu4G0o

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Amber Rudd in Liverpool St Station glued to her phone, walking into a bench.

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Andrea Leadsom walks into Pret, looks around, walks out again.

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Sir John Major remoaning loudly in Wiltons over the sixty quid Dover Sole.

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Bills in Victoria yesterday, Chris Bryant, taking a break from tweeting about people starving.

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Last week: @BarryGardiner & @johnmcdonnellMP spotted coming out of Bank of China HQ. Probably trying to arrange a credit line for the the trillion quid they plan to borrow if they get in.

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Rory Stewart wrapping it up!

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Red lion busy tonight. Half the shadow cabinet out (including Rayner) and Tories Lee Anderson and Marco Longhi meeting with Reform’s Laurence Fox and Martin Daubney