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furqaan

@exurbius

3 years

Here is the full version. :)

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furqaan

@exurbius

2 years

@notyourhabibie There you go.

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@exurbius

5 months

I remember one time, coming back from pahalgam. Me and my mates were stopped by the army. They were searching houses. Put big lights around our neck and the gun barrel on our shoulders, and hid behind us. Used us as human shields to enter the houses.

Tullir🐝

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This chapri says he got a beautiful role in Bollywood . Role bhi dekho kya kerha hai .aise loguko koi haq nhi khudko kashmiri bolneka..

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@exurbius

2 years

I miss Her. No shame in admitting it. I'm not made of stone.

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@exurbius

3 years

The break up between Mufti Menk and Kashmiris is proof that online relationships don't last long.

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@exurbius

3 years

Please use Kashmiri while talking to your kids, rather than the weird blend of hindi/urdu/english. I know language is just a means to communicate. But our mother tongue is slowly disappearing from our homes and I'm afraid it will be forgotten someday.

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@exurbius

3 years

Hollywood romance is not practical in Kashmir. I mean you can't go stand outside her house at the middle of the night because she's mad. A: There are dogs everywhere. B: The army might be patrolling the streets. C: She doesn't exist.

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@exurbius

3 years

Never share your vulnerabilities with anyone in hopes of finding someone to understand you. Remember, when an injured deer screams in pain, lions do come running towards it, but not to help.

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@exurbius

3 years

There should a medicine that blocks all sexual desires from age 17 to 22.

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@exurbius

1 year

It's not "just cricket": In my eary naive years I also believed 'It's just cricket, why are people so mad about it". Only later when kashmiris started loosing their jobs over it, got beaten over it even thrown into jail, it was no longer just sports.

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@exurbius

3 years

When two people cannot workout their differences and rather choose separation, that's the biggest tragedy of all.

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@exurbius

5 months

@sehgalarjuna9 Teri army traffic police ka kaam krti hai. Filme kam dekh.

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furqaan

@exurbius

3 years

Jammu jaake koi nahi padhta. Bus Gandhi Nagar ki colonies ki parks mai baithke Narwal ka maal phoonka jata hai.

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@exurbius

1 year

@britneyloh6969 @DecNFT @InternetH0F 5 bucks? Lmao.

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@exurbius

3 years

Gossip with your mom about your dad's relatives is a different kind of tea.

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@exurbius

1 year

@britneyloh6969 @DecNFT @InternetH0F Will mass download your of content and upload it on megadrive for free.

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@exurbius

1 year

@Cartoon10222456 @britneyloh6969 @DecNFT @InternetH0F Yeah got ratioed by someone who costs 5 dollars. I'm short few likes but 5 bucks richer.

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@exurbius

3 years

“when everyone loves you but no one likes you, that is the loneliest feeling of all”

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@exurbius

3 years

I'm carrying on with the existence of an old man, who spent his youth in wars and rest of the days battling his thoughts. You can't offer me anything new, I have tasted everything, the poison and the nectar. I enjoy it all, the excellence and the dread, the beauty and terror.

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@exurbius

3 years

In case I don't have your affection, don't banish me out with your hate. How about we keep it unbiased and neutral and head out in our different directions?

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@exurbius

3 years

“Sometimes even to live is an act of courage”

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@exurbius

3 years

You mistake that numbness for peace, you haven't healed at all. Those sudden outbursts are the witness to how broken you really are.

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@exurbius

3 years

Birthday wish : death to the art When I turned 20, I stopped caring about birthdays. I thought I have outgrown the celebrations of being born. I thought this is a part of growing up, you discontinue living the child in you and you become bitter about it and even nostalgic.

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@exurbius

3 years

Two transformers shot dead for allegedly carrying current. More details await, might take time, Inverter down! Sorry...

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@exurbius

3 years

This has to be one of the saddest day of my life so far. A girl was walking with a kid, playfully she asked him, 'ye kaun hai' and that snort eater said uncle.

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@exurbius

3 years

Some people don't really break your heart, they come in your life to remind you that you were already broken.

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@exurbius

1 year

@Cartoon10222456 @britneyloh6969 @DecNFT @InternetH0F Are you trying to rationalize it for yourself that yeah paying her 5 bucks a month was worth it?

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@exurbius

3 years

As uncle ben said, With private power comes greater bills.

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@exurbius

3 years

Hard for a man to accept that he has no friends. You may see him in different circles, but he feels utterly alone. And it's hard for him to face it, the grim reality of how truly desolate and barren he feels.

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@exurbius

1 year

For a kashmiri to support PCT is a form of resistance. It sounds silly right? But think about it, they have curbed every way a kashmiri can express his/her outcry. The very fact that we have to rely on cricket to show our stance, should tell you, how our voices are repressed.

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@exurbius

3 years

INSTRUCTIONS FOR A BETTER LIFE: 1) Don't drink caffeine before bed. Attempt to sleep at least seven hours a night and accept that he / she is never coming back. 2) Accept that the past is irreparable and dwelling on it will change nothing. Dwell on it anyway, and then move on.

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@exurbius

3 years

Little fella fell asleep in my lap. I think I'm ready to become a father.

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@exurbius

1 year

And it's India who denied freedom of expression, it's India that became political and used it to serve their decades of tyranny. Centrist behavior will not help you survive, choose a side, and embrace it. But always remember it's not "just" sports. It's a test of loyalty for them

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@exurbius

6 months

Fatima you are in med school, stop calling yourself Dr. fatima everywhere. You've only dissected a frog so far.

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@exurbius

3 years

I see you now, you are not different, or weird, you are flawed like the rest if us. And you are subtle with how you show them to others, they don't notice it, but I, I do. I see you now, you just want to be loved. You just want to be wanted.

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@exurbius

3 years

Kisi ne shoutout bhi nahi diya, koi nahi. Apna bhi Khuda hai.

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furqaan

@exurbius

2 years

@FurqanShayk Explain bro?

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@exurbius

3 years

Oh these? Just some sketches I have made a while ago. 💀

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@exurbius

11 months

@_Sartorius_ Initiate? It has been going on for decades. Just because you got your internet connection last night, doesn't mean history didn't happen. Clown.

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@exurbius

3 years

I love kids as long as they don't start crying and demanding that I let them play with my phone.

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@exurbius

5 months

#NewProfilePic This is the current state of my Visage. No mean comments. I have finally taken a picture.

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@exurbius

1 year

You may support because you love just the sport, I believe many do, but remember, they represent a repressive political ideology, and you should acknowledge that. Because this neutrality, it will be the end of you.

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furqaan

@exurbius

2 years

Hi, (sorry for grammar mistake, english is not my first language).

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@exurbius

2 years

@pingaapongaaa I recently discovered a word called soft block. I'm using it for the first time. You are the lucky winner.

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@exurbius

3 years

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@exurbius

1 year

@Dabsyboi @jessicarose088 @InternetH0F You paid for blue pixels my dude.

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@exurbius

5 months

@Bantiboss97 Yes, they made me realize that even with the guns, they are cowards.

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@exurbius

4 months

@seharmukhtar_ He has found God. Whoever among you without sin must cast first stone. Allah bless him.

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@exurbius

6 months

If you want to join a philosophy course, DM me on Instagram. Same username as here. The course includes, general history. ethics, logic metaphysics. Retweet to amplify.

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@exurbius

1 year

Agha Shahid Ali's poetry to be removed from curriculum in KU for being "resistance literature" meanwhile Kashmiri dislike him for not being resistant enough, is equal parts hilarious and sad.

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@exurbius

3 years

Greatest writers are those who never published a single page.

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@exurbius

2 years

@Schutstaffel_ You've a snapchat disney filter as your pfp. I'd not judge if I was you.

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@exurbius

3 years

Humrahi - Atif Aslam I tried... 💀

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@exurbius

3 years

When God closes a door, he wants you to stay the fuck in. Read the signs, don't run around like a headless chicken.

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@exurbius

3 years

Plot of every Pakistani tv show: two birds in love, fall apart because of family, marry different people, death, divorce, love reunited, quran ki kasm, evil mother-in-law, death.

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@exurbius

1 year

Today's butterflies are tomorrow's panic attacks.

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@exurbius

1 year

@cutienataliaa @InternetH0F I feel sad for the child you once were.

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@exurbius

3 years

I'll explain: Say you love apples. One day an apple falls from a tree, you eat it and it is the most delicious thing. But suddenly a bird shits on you. You go back again, an apple falls, you eat and a bird shits on you. You don't mind the shit as long as the apples keep falling.

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@Amirhussain5107

3 years

What is love? Can anyone explain it?

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@exurbius

11 months

There is no point in explaining to people why Palestine is in the right. It's not like these people have historical amnesia, they are deniers by choice.

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@exurbius

2 years

How can you claim to be a revolutionary when you are unwilling to put aside your traditionalism?

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@exurbius

3 years

to a new dawn : I know new year celebrations are tried and refused concepts. And we makes our jokes to stand out. But I truly wish each one of you a prosperous year. I hope all the loners realize they need not to stay aloof, I hope all nocturnal hearts find their sleep.

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@exurbius

3 years

"acha bhai Kashmir se ho, thand toh nahi lagti hogi fir". No sir nahi lagti, we wear the skin of animals we have hunted in snow covered mountains, in the middle of storms and then have a feast in our igloo, while our grandparents tell us stories about white walkers from Gurez.

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@exurbius

6 months

Ground floor 1st floor 2nd floor. Way to make a fool out of yourself, dumbass.

Zaara Syed 🍁🇵🇸

@Zaarasyedd

6 months

When you study MBBS from Bangladesh 😹

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@exurbius

2 years

@VilafQadri Don't let your grandfather see it.

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@exurbius

3 years

Only big brain will understand this joke :

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@exurbius

3 years

I wish all of my enemies Meri Kismat.

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@exurbius

3 years

People driven by hate and irrationality often speak out on almost everything, because they mistake noises in their heads for knowledge.

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@exurbius

5 months

@Bantiboss97 I serve nobody. It was their humiliation. Even in numbers they need to ride the shoulders of civilians. Scared shitless to do their job. The only good job they ever did was reminding us of their fear.

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@exurbius

2 years

@hvbbvtt What's wrongg

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@exurbius

2 years

@DailyLoud See kids, he can say it because he's they/them according to they/them rules.

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@exurbius

2 years

@meenwhile When you haven't worked a day in your life it's easy to crack jokes on someone getting sacked.

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@exurbius

2 years

@softdeIicacy This is so basic that If I ate these pages it will cure my acidity.

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@exurbius

3 years

@sheikhfatima15 Cute 😍 friendly 🤝 and fun 🥳 Mah lyf mah rulx xoxo 😘

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@exurbius

3 years

Absence isn't dreadful to me. It's people, when I'm surrounded by them, I feel detached. Sometimes about people that I cannot shake off. They appear to me as crowds, a blur in my head, an unnecessary worry taking It's first step. I can deal with myself but I can't deal with them.

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@exurbius

3 years

“why is this heart attack taking so long”

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@exurbius

3 years

I've everything and nothing at the same time.

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@exurbius

3 years

If you are too sweet with everyone, they'll take bites out of you, chew you up and spit you out.

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@exurbius

1 year

@mindbehindbarzz You come here puking and dehydrated through the mountains then file a single line and piss wherever you want. Be a tourist, strangers aren't going to hug you. It doesn't happen anywhere.

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@exurbius

3 years

Comment down and I'll send you some of the best classical rock songs: One song per person.

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@exurbius

1 year

@scarecrowtwt @Unbaer0 @Cobratate Maybe she will, if his lights are out.

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@exurbius

3 years

I thought underneath my skin, I'm home. But I knew some homes have monsters in their closets. I want nothing, not even flowers. Just let me lay down with my hands empty. A void so big, it remains empty.

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@exurbius

3 years

Wow, that's what my wife said on our wedding night.

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@exurbius

6 months

World's third oldest church was bombed by Isreal recently. Where were you then? What penalty do you think is appropriate there? Fuck your painting of old henchmen of evil. May your fat egos raised on the citadels of lies burn like Rome. Free palestine!!!

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

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What penalty is appropriate for people who do this?

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@exurbius

3 years

I'm 50% headaches and 50% heartaches.

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