in a really cool phase of my life where technically everything is great but i am experiencing constant overwhelming dread and anxiety for some reason π
hello, i am average australian housemate. my hobbies include deploying military-grade emotional manipulation tactics when asked to do chores, hogging the living room, and stealing your groceries. i look forward to living together π«Ά
CONGRATULATIONS to my wonderful husband and soulmate for graduating university. You are the coolest smartest guy ever and I am so proud and lucky to be with you !!!!!
in a really cool phase of my life where technically everything is great but i am experiencing constant overwhelming dread and anxiety for some reason π
wow literally the only annoying part of my marriage is having to be exposed to every shitty star wars show that comes out. but now theyβve finally made a show thatβs too shitty for even my husband to watch. THANK YOU disney π
husband not home for dinner tonight and instead of taking this opportunity to just eat a no-effort bowl of garbage i am roasting a whole lamb shoulder for some reason
an incredibly timeless and sexy thing to do is build yourself an expensive new computer and then only use it to emulate ps2 games or play indie games with low system requirements π
four day long weekend starts NOW. we are talking 96 hours of martinis, deli meats, cheeses, oysters, movies, baldurs gate 3, chilling, hanging, vibing, and most importantly, rocking out
thinking about how bad my life would still suck if i hadnβt moved to sydney. if your life sucks right now i can recommend moving to sydney. if you already live here sorry nothing can be done to help you
had a dream i had a sandwich party with friends - homemade focaccia, porchetta, cold cuts and dozens of condiments all laid out for everyone to make sandwiches with, it made me remember life could be wonderful
the people of sydney may have a beautiful sunny saturday outside at the medieval fest, but i have the flu and playing fields of mistria at home. and whoβs to say whatβs more fun
drank too much, told everyone i know i love them, sent a lot of annoying messages, felt incredibly ill, talked a lot of shit, but NO post-drinking anxiety today, i win.
why is everyone online talking about a βcucumber salad trendβ like theyβre just finding out about cucumber salad. do people really not eat cucumber salad. am i going insane
really come around on dragons lately. never rated them before but now i realise theyβre an A-grade fantasy creature. congratulations DRAGONS you have earned my respect