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@exogamist

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King of Welsh Noir, author of Louie Knight novels. Tweeting in chains from Aberystwyth Penitentiary. …

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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Today’s the day! Head over to the Amazon page to get the book.
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
I remember in the run-up to the Iraq War a friend I had known all my life suddenly said to me, ‘We must do something about this monster in Iraq.’ I said, ‘When did you first think that?’ He answered honestly, ‘A month ago’. #Propaganda @medialens
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Malcolm Pryce
2 years
Hey Tom, I just listened to the podcast and loved it. Thanks so much to you and Dominic for saying such nice things about my books. I’ll see if I can get a couple of donkeys named after you in the next book.
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Tom Holland
2 years
I am very grateful to @dcsandbrook for introducing me on this episode to the novels of @exogamist , which I have been devouring ever since we recorded it, and are just as brilliant as he says. #WelshNoir
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
It gives me great pleasure to announce that Tom and Dominic from @TheRestHistory have donkeys named after them in my forthcoming novel, A Streetcar Named Aberystwyth @Holland_Tom @DCSandbrook
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Seen this? After 13 new ‘cases’, New Zealand announces ‘quarantine camps’. @ClarkeMicah @theblogmire @NeilClark66
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@NeilClark66 I was in East Berlin in 1982 and it was Narnia compared to this
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
Behold: a man is being murdered in slow motion by the State, for publishing evidence of war crimes
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George Galloway
5 years
This may be the most important article you will ever read. I’m not exaggerating. I beg you now to read it. #JulianAssange in Court - Craig Murray
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
Dreadful piece of pro Theresa May propaganda on Newsnight last night. #MinistryofTruth @medialens @MarkJDoran
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Open letter to the team behind The News Quiz on Radio 4 @TheNewsQuiz @medialens @BBCRadio4
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Malcolm Pryce
9 months
How cool is this! I ordered a few secondhand copies online of Aberystwyth Mon Amour, with the original cover. I was lucky enough to get one signed by the author. Fortunately it didn’t say, ‘To Mum’.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
@NeilClark66 According to Andrew Bridgen he has told ‘them’ he doesn’t want to be a wartime PM and they are determined to go to war with Russia.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@georgegalloway @Telegraph Not just Vallance: Whitty, Hancock, Ferguson all have links to Big Pharma @VanessaBeeley exposed this in May
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@RichieAllenShow Richie, I used to admire you but I’m shocked by what I’ve seen from you tonight. You’re both on the same side FFS. Why couldn’t you have sorted it out in private?
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Malcolm Pryce
10 years
Is it me, or are those people in the Cabinet wearing poppies the same ones who are dismantling the brave new world our parents fought for?
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
@MarkJDoran @georgegalloway @RT_com You can laugh, I saw Skripal's cat in Acapulco last week wearing a false beard
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@Charlotte3003G Do they make ones big enough for a person to climb inside ?Could be handy when they switch on 5 G :)
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Great tip on @theJeremyVine from fire safety expert. If you are driving in a car and it catches fire, the advice is, pull over and get out.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
I shall be leaving the planet for the rest of the day, going somewhere where Nicholas Witchell is banned
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Malcolm Pryce
10 years
If this relentless barrage of war propaganda breaks your heart try the antidote @georgegalloway mesmerising the House http://t.co/H1GI66uNKn
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@NeilClark66 International travel? You won't even be able to get into Tescos once the Covid 'Health Passport' is up and running
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Visit for details of the online streaming of Aberystwyth Mon Amour @LighthouseTheat
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Learn to write your novel the way pilots learn to fly: in a novel simulator #writetip
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Malcolm Pryce
2 months
Sorry about the rain, mate, just make sure you go for the full beaver pelt stovepipe hat and you'll be fine!
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Tom Holland
2 months
Under normal circumstances, I might be sad to find Aberystwyth shrouded in rain; but as a huge fan of @exogamist ’s Welsh Noir series, I know that the mean streets of Aberystwyth, with their druidical drugs gangs & hookers in stovepipe hats, SHOULD be shrouded in rain…
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
To all those who ask me why I haven’t written any more Aberystwyth books
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Malcolm Pryce
11 years
Well Aberystwyth folk, I wrote a whole novel warning you of the consequences of unbridled fornication, but you didn't listen did you?
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
Fresh from the midwife!
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
Free 10 part novel-writing e-course. Everything you need to write your novel, and all while you sleep. OK that’s not true, I haven’t figured that bit out yet. You have to be awake. #indiepub #writing #writingtips #amwriting
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@jhnhellstrom @InProportion2 What a heart-breaking sight - people living normal lives and having fun
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
You put in a shilling and gaze for a brief while at a sunlit landscape, anxiety pierces your heart as you sense the money is running… Click! Everything goes black. It’s a metaphor for life.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Feast your ears this Christmas!
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LighthouseTheatreLtd
4 years
Coming soon... A serialised version of #OLittleTownOfAberystwyth by @exogamist . Louie Knight is back on the streets for Christmas... Thanks to @Arts_Wales_
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
And on the 8th day He sorted through his box of skies and selected one for Aberystwyth http://t.co/3814Zm3bXN
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@sapiofoxy Just replace the phrase 'conspiracy theory' with 'official narrative' throughout and it makes perfect sense.
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
As someone who recently watched his 92 year old father die, while receiving the most astonishing care in a NHS hospital, this article by @john_furse about the stealth dismantling of the NHS is almost unbearably depressing
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Malcolm Pryce
2 years
A week ago I was approached by these very nice people Hobeck Books to take part in a podcast. It was a lovely experience and I can’t wait for them to come to Oxford for a rematch and to buy me a pint. Have a listen if you have a mo’
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Hobeck Books
2 years
The podcast is up, finally! This week we are in sleepy Devon and before that we spoke with Malcolm Pryce about writing, Oxford busses and Welsh cities @exogamist #podcast
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
@medialens Yes, the notion that Iran would attack a Japanese tanker the week the Japanese prime minister was visiting for constructive talks is as likely as me ordering food from Deliveroo and then smashing up the driver’s bike
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
This is alarming: Facebook now decides what history we can read #DoublePlusUngood
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Crimes of Britain
8 years
Crimes of Britain Facebook page was shut down for "hate speech". Full statement on the image attached. New page:
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
So four years late I deliver the manuscript to Bloomsbury. The novel is about a man killed by a steam engine. Title, which I was rather proud of, was The Man Who Was Chuffed to Death. They don’t like it. Why? They tell me it’s a euphemism for masturbation. Huh?! I had no idea.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@NeilClark66 They want to mandate an experimental vaccine that even Bill Gates admits will leave at least 700,000 people worldwide damaged by side effects. I wish I could wake up from this nightmare.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Great news! Well done team. #Aberystwyth -Town-of-broken-hearts-and-broken-cornets
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LighthouseTheatreLtd
4 years
#AberystwythMonAmour . Episode Two. Recording Today. Out On Friday the 17th of April. Midday. Don't go talking to any druids.... @NonHaf @cmwjen @themattaddis @phylipharries @exogamist @SwanseaGrand
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
This worldwide shortage of flower pots is turning me into an alcoholic. Hooray!
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
Igor! Master? I sense disgruntlement in the Tweepdom, send them a soothing card. Very good Master!
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Madman writes to @CambrianNews demanding they ban my play because it will frighten the donkeys @LighthouseTheat
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
I hope if a flying saucer lands on the White House lawn and the occupants say ‘take us to your leader’, they get sent to see @GretaThunberg
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
The view from Dylan Thomas' writing shed, it's a wonder he got any work done at all @laugharne2015 @BloomsburyBooks http://t.co/mUNKe6dTEd
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
Igor appears at the lab door with a tray of bread. You must eat Doktor! No, Igor! No! There is no time. Can’t you see? I am sending a card to the tweeps!
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Selfie in the rain from King of Welsh Noir and loyal Goose-Servant on #DylanDay #DylanSelfie @BloomsburyBooks http://t.co/UucYHrAZvb
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Why don't we weaponise Laura Kuenssberg’s condescension whenever she interviews Jeremy Corbyn and use that to replace Trident?
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@ClarkeMicah @RichardDawkins He seems to argue that you don’t have the right to unwittingly infect others. But we’ve always had that right, without it no one can ever leave home again.
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
Time to redesign my 'Aberystwyth Noir' book page on my website. Now where did I put those holiday snaps?
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
Well if Prince Harry can come out, so can the King of Welsh Noir. Ravaged by #depression right now. ‘Keep buggering on’ as Churchill said.
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Hey old friends @ThamKhaiMeng @NeilAKAFrenchie @RorySutherland any chance of a RT here? Best thing since Gutenberg http://t.co/G98a3rxE3U
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Aberystwyth mon Amour, the play, Episode 1 available now,
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
150 years ago on Good Friday Aberystwyth pier opened. Don't let them close it. @SaveAberPier http://t.co/aVZQOyUf4k
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
An account of my three years trying to rename Singapore Airlines Economy class, and the crazy name they eventually chose.
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
Don’t let this happen to you. Get ‘Gateway to Narnia’, my free, 10-part ‘snackable’ e-course on how to write your novel. #writing #writingtips
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Aberystwyth mon Amour, the play, Episode 2 this Friday, from midday, @LighthouseTheat
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
How about that! #TonyBlair and the #woollymammoth come back from extinction on the same day
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Malcolm Pryce
2 months
Great review for Streetcar from crime fiction legend, Maxim Jakubowski: '... the first self-published book I’ve reviewed in over 30 years as a critic... Rush out and order this delightful novel immediately!'
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
What a great day. Historic Fail for Corporate media gatekeepers and Tony Blair. They couldn't lay a glove on a decent man. Time for a pint
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
Well done Sir! You realise the whole Kingdom of Welsh Noir tweepdom will be licking the screen with that image you posted?
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Marc Chaggar
6 years
Drove 3 hours from Manchester to #Aberystwyth today for a raspberry ripple ice cream. And it's all thanks to @exogamist #LouieKnight
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Malcolm Pryce
3 months
I told my friend Lesli that one of my YouTube videos got 50k views in a week. She told me that her cat Stanford got 60k views on Instagram for one of his videos. It was 9 seconds long and featured him digging a hole. Well, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
Free 10 part novel-writing e-course. One 'snackable' lesson each day in your inbox #indiepub #writing #writingtips
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
If you want to rob a bank, tomorrow around 6pm would be a good time. The streets will be deserted as the people of earth huddle round their radios transfixed with joy.
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LighthouseTheatreLtd
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Well, don’t expect the Town Council to commission it. I once visited the Tourist Info in the company of Radio 4 Arts correspondent @RebeccaJonesBBC to talk about my books. When they found out who I was, they threw us off the premises
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Gaynor Madoc Leonard
4 years
@PGJonesVenice I suggest a statue of private detective Louie Knight (possibly eating an ice-cream) for Aberystwyth @exogamist
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Malcolm Pryce
4 months
Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Shall I compare the King of Welsh Noir to a summer's day? Sorry, summer's day, you lost http://t.co/puvHgZOddX
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Malcolm Pryce
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Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
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Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
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Don’t miss the biggest publishing event since Gutenberg. Find out more here.
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Download the walking tour. It's got a walk-on part by God. Do you really want to upset Him?
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
This day in history 38 years ago. King of Welsh Noir runs away to Munich, gets job at BMW
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Why hunt crappy Pokemon when you can catch Messianic games teachers and bad ass druids?
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
If you had to choose a single image to symbolise the eternal tragedy of the human race, this would be mine
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Episode 4 out now folks!
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@NeilClark66 Yes, and since the Govt acknowledged evidence for mask-wearing was ‘weak’ you’d expect them to reverse the policy in view of this. But of course they will extend it.
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
I bought a plant from @marksandspencer guaranteed to last two weeks, three months later it's still alive. Can I get my money back?
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Malcolm Pryce
6 years
Yes these books are supplied by the airline as emergency survival kit, in case you have to ditch in the ocean and get stranded on a desert island
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
No, the Druids drive chocolate brown Austin Montegos with orange brushed velour upholstery and a bifocal windscreen
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Stephen #WearAMask #WashYourHands
5 years
@CambrianNews Hey @exogamist : - was it the Druids? - is Sospan OK?
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Malcolm Pryce
7 years
It’s ten years this week since I moved into this apartment. I decide to defrost the fridge for the first time. I find a Japanese soldier in there, who thinks the war is still going on. ‘Mate, it’s OK, it’s over! Come out and I’ll take you to Wagamamas.’
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Aberystwyth mon Amour, the play, Episode 2 out now @LighthouseTheat
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
Wow Aberystwyth has a new fish bar, housed in the former public convenience. Traditional home of the cod piece. http://t.co/PVyp3KrIEv
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Malcolm Pryce
2 years
Learn to write your first novel using that most unlikely of writing implements, a round Oxford bus ticket.
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Barman: off out tonight sir? Me: Yes I'm going to the theatre to see Aberystwyth Mon Amour B: Never heard of it but I'm sure it's very good
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Malcolm Pryce
10 years
Love this new govt plan to turn nursery teachers into anti-terror snoops. Where have I seen it before? Oh I remember http://t.co/eBQJkk0svq
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Malcolm Pryce
2 years
@garethicke There was no such plot. The official narrative is nonsense. It was a false flag designed to introduce anti-catholic persecution. This free book gives you the low-down
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Malcolm Pryce
2 years
Wow! That is astonishing. Thanks for sharing!
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Gary Rawnsley
2 years
Strange but rather comforting to find the “Aberystwyth Noir” books by @exogamist in UNNC library in China
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Great stuff. Just to reassure those of a nervous disposition, in the book Father Christmas gets his manhood chopped off and stuffed in his mouth, but this detail is missing from the play version. So feel free to invite the vicar round to listen.
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LighthouseTheatreLtd
4 years
The first episode of our version of @exogamist 's #OLittleTownOfAberystwyth with @SwanseaGrand @PontardaweArts & @TheWelfare1 is released on Nov 23... Here is the trailer by @huwrichphoto ... Diolch i @Arts_Wales_ #MarkThomasIllustration .Com
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Malcolm Pryce
3 months
Thanks Sharon, you did a brilliant job!
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Sharon Gray
3 months
I was so excited to be asked to work on this novel. I've been a fan for a long time. Thank you, @exogamist , for putting your trust in me. It came out in paperback a few days ago. Head to Amazon for your copy. #copyediting #crimefiction #CluedUpEditing
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Malcolm Pryce
8 years
Aberystwyth Mon Amour, the play, coming to a theatre near you! See @LighthouseTheat for details #NoBabylon
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Malcolm Pryce
9 years
The good news, though, is Debenhams now sell a banana slicer. I mean, it's a nightmare slicing bananas
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
@Jo67211734 @BenIrvineAuthor We are being gaslighted
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Malcolm Pryce
4 years
Aberystwyth Mon Amour, the play, Episode 3 out now! Enjoy!
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Malcolm Pryce
5 years
You know the Illuminati get a lot of bad press but they have a great interior design division. This All-seeing Eye from the Supreme Court is the most stylish I’ve ever seen
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