David @ewdayvid Twitter profile

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David

@ewdayvid

18 days

When I’m 2 drinks in and hear someone mention Beyonce

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David

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5 months

This show is insane 😂 these storylines are getting wild and I have TEN episodes left in the first season? There are EIGHT more seasons?? Where do they even go from here?

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@ewdayvid

6 months

Started watching Desperate Housewives for the first time. I know something sinister is going on with this man but I do not care 🥵

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4 months

She was so right because today really is not too hot, not too cold, literally all I need is a light jacket.

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@ewdayvid

2 months

I am in tears 💀😂😂 #rhonj

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Sutton telling Erika to go fuck herself ? #rhobh

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@ewdayvid

1 month

Republicans losing millions on ads about Biden gives me a little thrill

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@ewdayvid

5 months

A guy on grindr asked me to go to an Italian restaurant with him... like you don't want me to bottom then? It's giving mixed signals.

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@ewdayvid

1 year

Gay people are crazy because why have I been inside of you but you can’t say hi to me at a bar 💀

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@ewdayvid

11 months

Erin while Ubah was looking for her phone #rhony

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1 month

@yolandafister 😂😂 He deserved it though

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@ewdayvid

6 months

I feel hot today

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@ewdayvid

1 month

I need him though #rhonj

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@ewdayvid

1 year

Me showing up to my grindr hookup

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@ewdayvid

6 months

I can’t deal with Scheana making it about her every single conversation #PumpRules

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@ewdayvid

6 months

Trishelle you dirty bitch #TraitorsUS

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@ewdayvid

6 months

Started watching Desperate Housewives for the first time. I know something sinister is going on with this man but I do not care 🥵

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@ewdayvid

2 months

Man who ghosted me was making out with a dude directly in front of me at the bar… i was cuter though so im not mad… but im mad, also maybe drunk idk

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@yolandafister Buffy > Charmed it's not even close

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@ewdayvid

3 months

I don’t like her but Teddi pretty consistently eats Vicki up 💀 #RHOC

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David

@ewdayvid

26 days

@RaheemKassam any comment on this one or no

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David

@ewdayvid

3 years

All Night Parking… excuse me???? #Adele30

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@ewdayvid

5 years

*Sonja breaks down after AA meeting* Tinsley: oh my gosh she needs a drink 😂😂😂 this show kills me #RHONY

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@ewdayvid

5 months

@Chanice_H12 Susan already gets on my nerves girl watch where you’re going always falling over 😂

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@MeowyDogScope @RockkSteady @BaronessBruck The way you people talk about her you’d think she killed someone 😂

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@cuntneykardash They were actually so mean to her

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David

@ewdayvid

5 months

Anyway, off to eat a pound of fettuccini Alfredo happy Saturday y’all 😍

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@CarterP29796246 @keithboykin Seeing minorities flee because they’re scared of prosecution is a good thing to you?? Big yikes

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Deborah about to be like #rhop

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@Tender_oni if we leave them out of it they'd fit perfectly!

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@ewdayvid

10 months

@c0untesslumann It was inspired 😍

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@ewdayvid

5 months

My dad’s fucking cool

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@ewdayvid

2 months

@nxwyxrkmusic She just interpreted what he said wrong, I don’t think she was blatantly running around spreading that as misinformation

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@ewdayvid

5 months

@MarqFierce Maybe it was a joke and not that deep 🤦🏻‍♂️

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5 months

@randomgay96 I’m just like how does any of this get resolved I’m getting nervous 😂

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@ewdayvid

2 months

We tired 😴

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David

@ewdayvid

2 years

Erika Jayne trying to come up with clap back tweets #rhobh

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@ewdayvid

1 year

Can we also direct some hate to the actual cheater Tom Sandoval please, seeing a lot of it directed at Raquel which is whatever but let's not forget who was actually in a relationship #pumprules

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@ewdayvid

10 months

@TUENEMIGOEFRAIN can you ever just say you think someone looks hot babe?

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@SONJARlTA @TheRealJenShah @LisaBarlow7 So did all those old people :(

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@ewdayvid

20 days

@nikkiknochel @Chuckykol @ChayaRaichik10 @dbongino He actually just ensured that feminine hygiene products were available for those who needed it, nothings sinister about it... strange times indeed though when you can take something helpful like that and twist it into "they want to cut your breasts off"... you people need help

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@ewdayvid

2 months

Longest week of my life

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@Kathryn0687 Or questioning someone actually working on their sobriety saying they’re near death 🙄 she’s so annoying lol

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@MarkBaquiran And still ate it up

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@ewdayvid

4 months

No snow today 🥰

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@ewdayvid

2 months

Paint me like one of your French girls

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@heyjaeee at the job tweeting

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@TheRealJenShah @LisaBarlow7 You got receipts of that or just defrauding someone else cuz you don’t like them

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@ewdayvid

1 year

Not sure how I got so lucky to have the full support of my parents from the very first day I came out 💙🏳️‍🌈 beyond grateful, happy pride month everyone!

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@ewdayvid

5 months

Thankful for another snow day but fuck our driveway is long

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@ewdayvid

13 days

I fucking hate transphobes

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Nothing to do with the situation?? #rhop

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@ewdayvid

5 years

Oh, finally you're here bitch!

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NASA has confirmed that a 'potentially hazardous' asteroid is hurtling towards Earth at an incredible speed.

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@ewdayvid

2 months

@sethutation This was one single deluxe album not 30 other versions released when other artists are climbing the charts to block a number one though…

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@ewdayvid

6 months

@TerryWatkinsJr1 Advocating for the end of a genocide isn’t tacky, good for them

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@queensofbravo Sheree should have workshopped that a little more

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@suttonsroller what? lol he's always been a spineless coward, emotionally abused her and then pretends to want a friendship after blatantly ignoring boundaries they set together what show are you watching

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@ewdayvid

5 months

The Ariana hate is getting so fucking annoying. They filmed 3 months after scandoval happened, but she needs to move on? She’s too angry? Y’all act like you’d be so perfect after dealing with the same situation but you’re on here talking shit about your ex from years ago 😂

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@ewdayvid

3 months

It started raining on my mental health walk

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@ewdayvid

5 years

@KatiePavlich @EliseStefanik it's against the rules and they knew that... also is that the only thing you're taking from this hearing? absolutely insane 😅

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@ewdayvid

26 days

@RaheemKassam lol fuck ass hypocrite... is she not allowed to celebrate BOTH of her cultures? She comes from them both... and also why are you using it against her. Fucking WEIRD.

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@ewdayvid

5 months

@ethanb_12309 Bree!! Such a weird little psycho but I root for her lol

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Imagine being homeless and you get into a charity spot but it’s for Homeless not Toothless and your ass is just back on the street with white teeth 💀 #rhobh

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@ewdayvid

6 months

We need to protect her at all costs she deserves more tbh #LoveIsBlind

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@ewdayvid

2 months

The amount of absolute psychos Leah has brought out on this app needs to be studied #loveislandusa

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Ima need yall to mass report Leah’s ig account again so her bitch ass fans can cry #loveislandusa

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1 month

@Monicakassim1 @yolandafister Oh she was awful about it haha but she sent him to some camp where he then came out as gay, she didn't send him to conversion therapy... she did invite the priest over to like try and convert him though

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@ohchadwick Tre stumps

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@ewdayvid

5 months

On Saturdays he watches me play video games

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@MyFamilyGenie @ohchadwick It was so fresh they were just all ready to unleash 🤷🏻‍♂️ raquel actually took it instead of making up excuses which is… something I didn’t see her doing

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1 year

When my dad came for me

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1 year

What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Sorry Meredith you can’t do the exact same thing you’re accusing Lisa of and then act like you have the moral high ground lol #rhoslc

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2 months

@mwahmichael I hope she wasn’t kidding

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@ewdayvid

2 years

Sorry but any other franchise that Lisa rant would have been a one episode sit down and move on apology…and for Meredith to say she’s not spreading rumors is beyond laughable 😂 just own your shit, you’re on the attack Meredith #rhoslc

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@ewdayvid

2 months

Happy Father’s Day to my hilarious and extremely supportive dad. I love that man so much.

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@ewdayvid

2 months

Help my edible hit in the grocery store

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13 days

Here come all the hate tweets 😂 I miss old #rhony too but like…

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11 days

Me and my Buffy comics hope you’re having a good night 💙

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1 year

@queensofbravo is this AI?

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@ewdayvid

4 years

Hahaha @whitneywildrose whispering “can I get a shot??” #rhoslc

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@ewdayvid

1 year

@TruthOfBravo god forbid 2 cousins who grew up together and are super close take a picture... like what? y'all need to go outside for real

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@ewdayvid

2 years

@aidanthereup Before the girls tried to tear her apart every single episode 🙃

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@ewdayvid

18 days

Still listening to tunes!!

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David

@ewdayvid

1 year

I don't give a fuck how old Joe Biden is, I'll be voting for his corpse if it means we keep Trump and the most extremely transphobic, racist, and fascist political party out of the White House