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6 months

Did I, as z 44 year old man, make angel delight for myself yesterday to eat today. Why yes, yes I did...

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6 years

Uh... Kleenex, you sure about that?

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8 years

@Queen_UK I found him!

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19 days

Chris on #Strictly is a huge thing to other disabled people, because we constantly get told as we grow up and as adults, no you can't do that, to whatever it may be. We even do it to ourselves. And he's showing the disabled community that yes, you absolutely can... 🥰

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2 years

Watching episode 6 of the sandman. Again. Death is so beautiful and kind. She needs her own series @neilhimself

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5 years

If anyone needs their CV sorting & updating because you have lost your job, due to #covid19UK please DM me, and I'll do my best. I worked creating CV's for 6 years so I have LOTS of experience. Let's try help one another through this xxx

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2 years

Watching episode 6 of the sandman. Again. Because I love Death. She needs her own show. Please 🥺 @neilhimself

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3 months

@MartyTheElder It's a shame when people you adore fall for them. I met you years ago. I loved you. But I can't anymore

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8 years

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7 months

So yeah I've definitely had a week... Got promoted. I applied because I thought it was the thing to do. Out of 2000 people I got an interview And a job offer. That's kind of cool Little old me! I struggle with anxiety and a disbelief in myself. But I've done it. Me!

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7 years

Friend's dog stole her dad's false teeth. I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

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7 years

Oh Ireland... I love you 😊😂😂😂

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4 years

Postman Pat is a bit different these days...

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5 years

So I got a letter today from the specialist about my apparent brain bulge... Looks like I've been given the all clear. To say I'm happy is an understatement... I've spent over a week absolutely terrified thinking the absolute worst. Now I can relax again 🥰🥰🥰

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1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Eurovision

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7 years

I don't do selfies without my eye in normally. But this is me. You have no idea how hard this is for me. Just me.

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2 months

Do I wear this today...???

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7 months

This nice enough for dinner?

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4 years

It's my birthday!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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6 years

OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT I GOT BACK!!! A girl who was sat behind me on Saturday saw me drop it, so she held onto it knowing she'd see me again 😍😍😍 #kindnessofstrangers

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8 years

i found osborne!

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1 year

I love my garden...

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3 months

Off to the shop!

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8 years

Irony much???

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5 years

Tory voters: you have sent a very clear message that disabled people don’t matter to you. Poor people don’t matter to you. Muslims don’t matter to you. LGBTQIA people don’t matter to you. Our NHS, our schools, our police don’t matter to you. I’m heart sick.

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6 years

I changed jobs three months ago. I took a large pay drop. But I couldn't be happier. My employer is nothing but fabulous. My team are incredible. And I love what I do. I did the BEST for me months ago, and it's turned out to be the best thing I've done in years. 😊😊😊 #happynoob

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8 years

two things that would make E3 for me… they finally announce the bioshock collection & simultaneously a new bioshock game too.

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4 years

Say hi to Peggy then... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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6 years

Ok... Small thing to tell you all... The bathroom is FINALLY done!!! Some tiny tweaks tomorrow, but this is basically it... 😍😍😍

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7 months

Apparently the guy who took issue to my coat yesterday said "who does he think he is in that big coat and pink glasses" Chew glass bish. I'm FABULOUS 🥰🥰🥰

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8 years

Jeremy Corbyn on the last leg. He's a dude. Proper man who wants to do good. I think he's ace.

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7 months

The full outfit... ☺️

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4 months

SHE'S HOME!!! She's lost a lot of weight, on a stack of medication, but she's home. We've had cuddles too. The cone has to stay on for a bit. She's getting a bath tomorrow too. BUT SHE'S HOME!!! 🥰🥰🥰

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5 years

I've genuinely had the best day. I'm 40, yet I'm the happiest ever. Thank you all for your birthday wishes. Love you xxx

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3 years

Honestly I still love walking into this. It just takes my breath away... 🥰🥰🥰

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5 years

OH MY GOD!!! THERE IS MY BROTHER'S NAME ON THE STAR TREK PICARD OPENING TITLES!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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1 month

Off out out with dad! 🥰🥰🥰

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6 years

So... As of today, the bathroom is finally finished...

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2 months

I'll be honest. I'd love to think I'm a nice person. But I feel rather lonely. I never get invited to anything, or get asked if I'm ok. People don't really reach out to me. I'm the one that does that to others apparently.

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1 month

I can't buy another coat... 🙊

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3 years

So I did a thing. I've been published in Edge magazine this month talking about videogame music and it's representation in reviews. I've read Edge ever since it was first published, so to see this is amazing. Edge is such a brilliant magazine, and hugely respected. Go me!!!

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@evilnoob

4 years

Just had a call and confirmed offer of employment from the new job. Start on the 23rd!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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2 months

Hiya!

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4 years

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3 years

So this happened today... 😁😁😁

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@evilnoob

6 years

So... My friend and I went for dinner tonight, because we won't see much of one another for a bit, and we swapped our Christmas presents with each other. This is mine, and I LOVE THEM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@evilnoob

5 years

Decided I'm wearing my disco shoes for Pride on Sunday... 🥰🥰🥰

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5 years

Ok Twitter... I'm going to ask you all a favour... I do a podcast about videogame music, I've been doing it almost ten years. Could I ask you to either follow, share, or tell all your friends. It's my baby, and I want us to reach out to more... @DorkTunes is it. Plus RT 😊

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4 years

Look at her face 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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4 months

I've had a call from the specialist about Peggy. There's been a lot of information. Basically, it's looking positive. They think they know what it is, and if it is, they can treat it. My little girl is going to hopefully be ok. I think.

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3 years

So, this started on November 9th 2021. Today, the kitchen is completely finished! I'm THRILLED 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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2 months

This is my favourite picture of myself in a looooooooong time... Being monocular, I'm hyper critical of my face, eye etc. But I like this. A lot. 🥰🥰🥰

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7 years

Well, the new sofa arrived! Absolutely love it.

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9 years

Adele right now... http://t.co/6Yc6XcoIub

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2 years

So the man who originally played Big Bird in Sesame Street did a Reddit a few years ago, and this was his answer to a question asked... 🥺

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@evilnoob

5 years

People constantly moan about twitter being horrid. I tell you this... You're maybe doing it wrong. Because I've met amazing people who I call life long friends, had hilarious nights out with, and there's no arguments on my TL. Just people enjoying themselves 🥰🥰🥰

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5 years

It's not often I like pictures of me, but I love this one...

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@evilnoob

6 years

I'm HUGELY funny about being without my eye. So this is me, without it in. I know I'm not all that, I'm just me.

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@evilnoob

4 years

Fyi... A massive bargain here...

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2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

I'd absolutely love a loop the loop, or a wobbly wobbly wonder now... 😍😍😍

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4 years

😍😍😍😍😍😍

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19 days

Anyone need anything from the shop (my cellar)?!!

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3 months

Well... Happy birthday to me! 45!

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3 months

A picture of me that I actually like...

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6 years

Morning poppets!!! So the girl who found my hat was on my bus again this morning, so I have given her a bottle of wine to say thank you 😃😃😃 me and hat are well, and very happy 😊😊😊

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@evilnoob

4 years

So... My dear friend Carl doesn't think he looks like Tom Hardy in this. I disagree. What do you think folks?!! 😍😍😍

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4 years

Put some more felt on the bar roof today. Insert porn music...

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1 year

Just had some lunch. Sat next to two deaf guys, who were clearly talking about me in sign. So when I left, I signed "have a nice day" to them, they nearly fell off their seat when they realised I can sign too. This was literally one of them... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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6 years

I'm really happy atm. Great job, amazing friends, and everything else is just 😍. Sometimes, life can be good. I still suffer with dreadful anxiety, but I'll kick her into touch soon. Until then, know this... You lot have helped more than you know. YOU. Thank you.

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8 years

Uh... I only went out for milk... 🤔🐕😍👏

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7 years

So tonight I found out that my driving instructor has NEVER voted. Ever... "Because then you can't complain"...

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4 months

The specialist vet just called. She has exactly what they thought, some sort of inflammatory infection that they are treating her with steroids for. If she goes to the loo between now and tomorrow, she can come home! My little girl is going to be ok. I'm SO relieved!

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6 years

Can the receptionist get her own show please? #GreatestDancer

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8 years

I. Am. Done. 😂😂😂👏👏👏

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3 years

Good lord... 👀

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4 years

Friend took some photos of me recently, and this is probably my favourite...

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5 years

Dad just called. He called me level headed, and said how proud he is of me, with stuff going on in my life, and said that he absolutely knows that I'll make the correct decision whatever happens, and he'd always support me, and that he loves me. Oh dad... 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love him

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@evilnoob

3 years

Wedding ready!

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4 years

How nice is this? Found on a bench near the house this morning. Bunches of daffodils with this message attached...

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5 years

It's not often I say this, but I really need a hug today. I'm feeling really low, a bit lost, and utterly terrified about life. I didn't say anything, but the morning I left for my holiday, I got a letter from the hospital. They found a bulge on my brain. I'm being referred back

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4 months

Specialist just called. She's coming home at 2pm!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 No you just cried... 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

So last night was the first time in a very long time that I actually felt ok about how I looked... I stopped taking pictures of myself ages ago, but now I feel so much better about me, and the skin that I'm in... It was nice to feel like I liked me again. Because I do.

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6 years

I've come home to a MUCH more spritely Freda. She's running about the house and she's eating & drinking. My little girl is getting better 😍😍😍

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2 months

I'm 45 When I was 16 I wore black. Everything. I absolutely know who I am now, and embrace it. You don't like me? Ok. You do you. I LOVE me I'm weird. I have tastes you don't, and I lean into them. Like videogame music. You don't? That's ok. But I'm happy with me.

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6 years

Holy shit. I've just had a phonecall. I've been offered another job that I interviewed for on Wednesday. That's two job offers in a week!!! I need a stiff drink!!!

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@evilnoob

4 years

House is completely finished now. It's sparkling from top to bottom 😊😊😊

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@evilnoob

6 years

@D_D_A_R_K_O @Channel4News @Gilbert05 I genuinely cannot think how much of an idiot he is. And he's the president

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7 months

So I got an interview. My feedback from the application was "outstanding, exceeds expectations" So I got an interview. That was three weeks ago. Today I found out I've been put on the reserve list. So it's a job promotion, just not RN. I'm astounded. Me!

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6 years

Holy 💩... I've not said anything about something I applied for last week, but today i have just found out that I've been accepted for chairing a session at EGX Rezzed in April about VGM (videogame music) gaming. ME!!! Me RN...

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6 years

You know what, I'm actually really proud of this picture from earlier... 😊

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5 years

Oh. Fuck it. I'll tell. Freda is about to get a new sister. My beautiful little girl is going to have a friend finally. I don't know which one yet, but she's coming home soon.