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We will not be restarting until we think it is appropriate, and now is not that time. Please continue to advocate for the Palestinian people because many of them can not do that for themselves. #ceasefireNowPermanently

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9 months

CLAIM YOUR BADGES NOW -🐐

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Secondly, the Earth is a Libra.

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Current theories on the creation of the universe state that if it were created at all and didn't just start, as it were, unofficially, it came into being about 14 billion years ago.

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It starts, as it will end, with a garden - in this case, the Garden of Eden- and with an apple.

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You what?

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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

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Ciao!

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It's ineffable.

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Go on. It's an apple. It will give you...

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I gave it away!

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Crawley.

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The Earth is generally supposed to be about four-and-a-half billion years old. These dates are incorrect. Some medieval scholars put the date of the Creation at 3760 BC. Others put Creation as far back as 5508 BC. Also incorrect.

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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

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ETERNITYYYY!!!

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It's not that bad, when you get used to it.

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Didn't you have a flaming sword?

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It's sushi.

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Here is the selection of your favourite sushi rolls, my dear Aziraphale-san.

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Sign here.

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"...Bohemian Rhapsody on Halloween 1975, it was because..." You earned it, Crowley. Didn't you? What you did to the M25 was a stroke of demonic genius, darling.

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I should know. I delivered the baby.

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I can't see what's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil anyway.

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Get thee behind me, foul fiend!

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You did. It was flaming like anything. What happened to it?

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Godfathers. Well, I'll be damned.

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It was created at 9.13 in the morning, which was correct.

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My point is... My point is... dolphins. That's my point.

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I said, "Well, that went down like a lead balloon."

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Oh, you're an angel. I don't think you can do the wrong thing.

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...I gave it away.

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Lost it already, have you?

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Good Omens. Being a narrative of certain events occurring in the last eleven years of human history, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

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Just celestial harmonies.

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Sorry, what was that?

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What an unexpected pleasure.

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Aziraphale. It's me.

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It was a nice day. All the days had been nice.

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You are a demon. We're hereditary enemies.

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Everybody turning into bouillab... bouillab... bouillab...

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Bouill...

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Bit of an overreaction, if you ask me.

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Gone native. Enjoying himself too much.

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There are vicious animals. It's going to be cold out there, and she's expecting already, and I said, "Here you go, flaming sword, don't thank me, and don't let the sun go down on you here."

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♪ Go to sleep ♪ ♪ And dream of pain ♪ ♪ Doom and darkness♪ ♪Blood and brain♪

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Yup.

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♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man ♪ ♪ Scaramouche, scaramouche, ♪ ♪ Will you do the fandango? ♪ ♪ Thunderbolt and lightning... ♪

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This too was incorrect... by almost a quarter of an hour

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I do know. Yes, I've been on Earth doing this since the beginning.

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Kraken. Ohh... great big bugger.

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I brought down every London area mobile phone network tonight.

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Well, let's have lunch. Hmm?

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It'd be a funny old world if demons went round trusting each other.

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It's a miracle he hasn't spotted you yet.

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Call Aziraphale.

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Firstly, that God does not play dice with the universe. I play an ineffable game of my own devising.

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Oh, they just said, "Get up there and makes some trouble."

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All hail Satan.

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Makes you wonder what God's really planning.

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Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st October 4004 BC, at 9am.

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It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh?

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After you.

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That was scrumptious.

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15 million pissed-off people who take it out on each other?

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You're meant to be with me, you useless SON OF A B-!

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Yes, yes, it did rather.

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No! It wouldn't be funny at all.

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There's stars crashing down! And what are they putting in bananas these days?

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♪ Sleep so sweet ♪ ♪ My darling boy ♪ ♪ You will rule ♪ ♪ When Earth's destroyed... ♪

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We had crêpes.

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Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.

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Pray that he doesn't.

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If I did the good thing and you did the bad one.

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No...

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And it's up to me to...?

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Right, you'll like this.

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The great plan's ineffable?

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Well, not delivered-delivered, you know, just... handed it over.

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You really believe that?

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Well, obviously - you're a demon.

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I told you, I can't dis... not do what I'm told. I'm an angel.

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We'd be godfathers... sort of. Overseeing his upbringing.

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There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet. But the storm clouds gathering east of Eden suggested that the first thunderstorm was on its way, and it was going to be a big one.

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I understand you need a nanny.

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