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Evan Saacks

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2 months

I don’t know if a single word has ever made me laugh as hard as “help”

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2 months

what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?

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Ron Artest when he actually fought unruly fans back in 2006

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5 years

Joe Burrow has thrown more TDs in Mercedes-Benz Stadium in 2019 than Matt Ryan.

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10 months

Me watching the docking scene in Interstellar

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10 months

COOP GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!

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Evan Saacks

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2 years

Conference realignment has gotten crazy

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10 months

Jayden Daniels’ teammates gave up 34 ppg to Power 5 opponents. They don’t deserve to be stitched into his jacket

Bye week

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10 months

Two types of Heisman candidates… #Penix4Heisman

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6 years

Don’t forget about Jrue’s son, Damian Lillard.

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4 years

THREAD: My Zapruder breakdown of the Chauncey Gardner-Johnson/Javon Wims beef. It begins on this play on the Bears’ first possession of the second half. After exchanging some words, CJGJ rips Wims’ mouthpiece off and it falls onto the ground.

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4 years

Behind the scenes of Drew Brees’ Instagram

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As excited as I am for tonight, I’m so sad LSU-USC didn’t happen last year. Imagine if we got Jayden Daniels and Caleb Williams vs Alex Grinch and Matt House defenses… it would’ve been an NBA score. It would’ve made that Mayfield-Mahomes box score look like a noon Big Ten game

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Who will hold 'em and who will fold 'em? 👀 📺 No. 23 USC vs. No. 13 LSU | 7:30 ET on ABC

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4 years

That time a UCF defender talked trash to a crumpled Joe Burrow and unknowingly doomed the rest of college football.

Vrbo Fiesta Bowl

@Fiesta_Bowl

4 years

What’s your favorite #FiestaBowl memory?

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4 years

Last two football games in the Superdome

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3 years

The Saints defense to Tom Brady

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3 years

At LSU’s graduation Friday the closed captioning on the PMAC screens was auto-generated and uhhhhhhh it didn’t go great

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

My college diploma came in the mail today. Pandemic life is weird.

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5 years

“Mardi Gras started in Mobile” has the exact same energy as “Joe Burrow began at Ohio State.”

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

I also gained 45 pounds in college but nobody's writing stories about me.

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#LSU Myles Brennan was 175 pounds once arriving to college, is now 220.

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Evan Saacks

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6 years

Whatever It Takes

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3 years

Louisiana >>>

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Evan Saacks

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29 days

Good morning. Here are Rashid Shaheed's 11 career TDs that average out to 51 yards per play

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Rashid Shaheed’s career TDs by yardage: -44 (first career touch) -53 (first career reception) -68 -19 -76 (punt return) -34 -58 -45 -39 -59 -70

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4 years

A Broncos team with no QBs scored the same number of points against the Saints as a team with Tom Brady, Leonard Fournette, LeSean McCoy, Ronald Jones, Antonio Brown, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Rob Gronkowski and Cameron Brate.

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Derek Carr trying to do the Drew Brees goal line leap

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5 years

Weird fact: The three teams joining LSU in the College Football playoff are the three teams LSU has defeated to win its previous national championships (Clemson 1958, Oklahoma 2003, Ohio State 2007).

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4 years

Javon Wims sat on the bench from ~5:10 to 5:21 CST planning to snatch Chauncey’s mouthpiece back. This is so goddamn hilarious.

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

2019 Louisiana sports

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Evan Saacks

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6 years

I watched that Avengers spot way too many times and decided to make this instead of watch that awful game. I hope you appreciate this, Saints Twitter. Mission Miami starts now.

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Evan Saacks

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2 years

Alvin Kamara is really good at beating up on guys from Vegas

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3 years

The 2019 LSU Tigers are still the best college football team of all time.

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Evan Saacks

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3 years

I’m seeing a lot of tweets saying people shouldn’t be living in Louisiana or New Orleans because of the threat of hurricanes. Below I’ve carefully written a detailed response explaining our position. Please share this with anyone with this position.

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5 years

Burrow won by so much they're gonna put Myles Brennan in for the last minute of this speech.

Brody Miller

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5 years

He received 841 of 885 potential first place votes (95 percent) #LSU

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Evan Saacks

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3 years

Deshaun Watson throwing 40 TDs for the 4-12 Texans / Deshaun Watson throwing 40 TDs for the 4-13 Falcons

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

I also love imagining that while the Bears offense is on the sideline going over the game plan and strategies for the next drive while Javon Wims is just sitting there thinking about the mouthpiece like

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Evan Saacks

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3 years

Man.... listen to this. (via the Saints Instagram)

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@evansaacks

3 years

I wasn’t at the 2006 Dome reopening or the NFC Championship against the Vikings. But I’ve been to a lot of Saints games in the Superdome. The PJ Williams pick was the loudest roar I’ve ever experienced.

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also it’s probably a tie with this one

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

THREAD: Every 2019 LSU football game as a clip from Spongebob. Game 1: LSU 55 Georgia Southern 3

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

remember when people thought it was disrespectful for LSU football players to dance in the White house

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4 years

The Falcons finally got to play a Saints QB that wasn’t Drew Brees for the first time in 15 years and still lost twice. You hate to see it.

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Evan Saacks

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2 years

The two guys Joe Burrow evaded here were the No. 1 and No. 13 overall picks tonight

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Evan Saacks

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3 years

Joe Burrow went to LSU, a QB graveyard, and had the best passing season in college football history. Now he has won a Cincinnati Bengals playoff game in his first try. His powers are unlike anything we have ever seen before.

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

I still don't understand NFL Twitter's obsession with hating Michael Thomas

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

Myles Garrett when he goes to NFL jail and sees Vontaze Burfict

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

Thinking about how tonight will be the last time we ever see Joe Burrow play football for LSU and it will either be the greatest or most devastating night of our lives

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Evan Saacks

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3 years

As Bucs fans liked to remind us last year, an NFC South banner isn’t worth anything. So the 2021 Bucs season should be remembered for turning the ball over five times and getting swept by the Saints

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

Bo Pelini drawing up a game plan each week

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4 years

Once again, my thoughts on the current state of LSU Football:

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2 years

Ceedy Duce’s live and unfiltered reaction

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

*College student wins scholarship money after throwing football in giant Dr. Pepper can* NCAA: This is amazing. This is what college sports is all about! *LSU players are given cash after winning 15 games and the National Championship* NCAA:

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Evan Saacks

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2 years

His football ability can be replaced. But it may be some time before the Saints have another Meme King like Chauncey Gardner-Johnson.

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4 years

A map of the United States according to NBA media

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3 years

I’m sorry God for all the times I complained about the 2020 Saints offense. I’d give anything to see Drew Brees check it down to Kamara four plays in a row

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

It's been Agatha all along

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3 years

Alvin Kamara, who is in his fifth season, is 9 TDs away from being the Saints all-time touchdown leader.

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

Good morning. Here are all 95 touchdowns LSU scored in the 2019-20 season played at 500% speed because that's the only way it would fit on Twitter.

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5 years

It's game day boys and girls

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4 years

he sat on the bench for 11 minutes thinking “he took my mouthpiece so I’m gonna get HIS.” Then he didn’t even get it and instead threw punches at a helmet.

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

Here is what the Electoral College map would look like if Trump only won in states that have blown a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl.

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4 years

The 2020 New Orleans Saints are the first team to ever sweep the NFC South.

First Take

@FirstTake

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"New Orleans is done. ... Their window is closed." @BMarshall says the Saints are no longer a factor, and "promises" Tampa Bay will win the division 👀

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4 years

No Saints OR LSU this weekend?? STRESS FREE FOOTBALL BABY

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3 years

Brees looking at the offense from the booth

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7 years

The Saints and Falcons were both one play away from the most glorious, petty, hate-fueled, blood-soaked NFC Championship game imaginable. We let the whole country down.

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4 years

The Saints defense playing Tom Brady a third time

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2 years

Kayshon Boutte

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1 month

Nice try Xavier Worthy, but Rashid Shaheed already did the “score a rushing TD on your first NFL touch.” And he didn’t even play in the preseason!

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

I better not see any of y’all mention Kyle Trask in the same sentence as Joe Burrow ever again.

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Evan Saacks

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Rashid Shaheed’s career TDs by yardage: -44 (first career touch) -53 (first career reception) -68 -19 -76 (punt return) -34 -58 -45 -39 -59 -70

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Evan Saacks

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1 year

The second best QB in LSU history is going to be rewarded for his talent with back to back Citrus Bowls. Multiple people deserve to lose their jobs for that.

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4 years

If you had a class in the basement of Lockett Hall don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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3 years

They have been avenged

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6 years

Josh Norman and Quinton Dunbar after Michael Thomas talked to them:

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5 years

Saints vs. Rams: Endgame

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2 years

Let us never forget the words our forefathers taught us

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4 years

LSU didn’t have their: -starting QB -3 starting WRs -2 starting RBs -starting TE -starting RG -starting NT -starting CB -probably several and others and STILL beat Florida in the Swamp. Hit the music!

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4 years

Best play call in NFL history and you'll never convince me otherwise.

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3 years

Trevor Siemian as a starter / Trevor Siemian in relief

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4 years

After an entire Saints drive where Wims was stewing on the bench for 11 real life minutes, Wims retaliates on the first play of the next drive. He tries to rip CJGJ’s mouthpiece out, but he is unsuccessful. That’s when he decides to throw a punch which... is also unsuccessful.

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Evan Saacks

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4 years

*Drew Brees beats one of the NFL's best defenses in 25 mph winds with no WRs* "The Saints can win with him playing like this" *Tom Brady barely escapes beating one of the worst teams in the league WITH the best defense in the league* "Touchdown Tom finds a way to get it done!"

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Well they’re not called Ole Make

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4 years

"I'm against police brutality, I just wish they would protest peacefully." *NFL players kneel during anthem* "Wait not like that!" *Bucks and Magic boycott playoff game* "WAAAAAIT!"

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2 years

The line to sign the petition demanding the Saints undo the Chauncey Gardner-Johnson trade

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10 months

Two Heisman QBs in five years

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3 years

Zion seeing the Pelicans win four straight

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

3 years

Pelicans’ Zion Williamson is returning to New Orleans after spending time in Portland for his foot rehab, sources tell me and @WillGuillory . Williamson is cleared to progress in basketball activities. Pelicans have won four straight games and are in playoff race.

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4 years

The Saints trainers to Drew Brees’ ribs this week

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3 years

Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

3 years

The #Bears waived WR Javon Wims.

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@evansaacks

2 years

I know NIL now allows college football players to get “paid” but Harold Perkins deserves a salary, benefits and 401K from LSU

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4 years

There are two reasons Bama fans are still SO MAD about LSU beating them last year: 1. LSU had more fun than they’ve ever had. They only care about perfection and THE PROCESS. 2. They know they’ve never had a team as good as LSU was in 2019. That drives them crazy.

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3 years

if Justin Fields retires tomorrow is he a top 5 Bears QB all time?

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6 years

LSU football: We’re gonna play some extremely dramatic, heart-stopping games LSU basketball: hold my beer LSU baseball: hold my molotov cocktail

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4 years

Coronavirus got a fake ID that said COVID-21

WBRZ News

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Tigerland bar to test staff after concerning number of patrons test positive for coronavirus

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Evan Saacks

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5 years

Trevon Diggs will have a bright future in the NFL because of his impressive football family. His brother is Stefon Diggs and his father is Ja'Marr Chase. Can't get much better than that!

College Football

@CollegeFootball

5 years

Alabama defensive stars Terrell Lewis, Trevon Diggs elect to skip Citrus Bowl vs. Michigan

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If Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson have taught us anything, it’s that getting your ass beat by LSU in a bowl game means you’re gonna be an NFL MVP real soon. So congrats to Trevor Lawrence on winning 2022 NFL MVP.

NFL

@NFL

5 years

Lamar Jackson is your 2019 Most Valuable Player! 🙌 @lj_era8 (by @pizzahut ) 📺: #NFLHonors | 8pm ET on FOX

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6 years

Why is Alvin Kamara riding the Falcons team bus?

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4 years

Hello, I have news

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3 years

Three years ago today

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2 years

One year ago tonight Jalen Rose, Mike Wilson and Stephen A. Smith all openly speculated that Zion would leave New Orleans and the Pelicans would move to another city. One year later Zion is an MVP candidate for the first place New Orleans Pelicans.

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Evan Saacks

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We've heard a million times that Dylan Crews' first college home run is off Paul Skenes. Someone may have pointed this out already, but I learned today that the first batter Ty Floyd ever faced as a college pitcher was... Paul Skenes. Floyd struck him out on four pitches

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