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2 months

my friend made her hinge profile while tripping balls

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im so fucking sorry to post like this but being loved by a good person is an absolute miracle

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2 years

the inherent eroticism of being understood

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2 months

@thechosenberg Lowkey tho she did this not bc he expected it but bc she wanted to care for him on a tough day and that’s actually v sweet and good

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9 months

if you're in a bad mood i cannot recommend Doing Things That Benefit Future You Enough

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2 months

resentment is so incredibly good at making you think that feeling it quietly is some kind of morally superior way to live and not merely the way resentment manifests as an emotion

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2 years

when you send him a thirst trap and he zooms in on your bookshelf

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1 year

you might be best off not by seeing the world as accurately as possible but by carefully optimizing the delusions you buy into

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2 months

borrowing from a dm but female neuroticism is non-zero due to everybody freaking out on your behalf all the time a meaningful percentage of the messages you receive are either "oh no no one will want to fuck you" or "oh no you will get raped" just on a 24/7 loop from childhood

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2 years

if you imagine as a straight man a dating app without any pictures you have a feel for what dating apps are like for straight women

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2 years

far too much term creep on mansplaining. I’m tired of the accusations bc I enjoy smart men ranting to me about deranged niche shit. Yes, go off about the windmill problem king, I am listening

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9 months

having a serious longterm partner (or at least this one) has made me unthinkingably uwu. unimaginably kawaii. unacceptable levels of cutesified speech.

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2 years

okay okay hear me out: dating but only with people you really respect and like being around

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2 years

[8yo nephew to 6yo nephew] "after christmas we can be bad until new years"

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1 year

much messed up dating advice tries to make weird overengineered solutions for a lack of authentic mutual appreciation if you want a woman to happily make you lunch on a regular basis it helps if you both just really like each other

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2 years

what happened here

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2 years

what is wife material to you; no physical attributes allowed

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4 months

men do lie to women, like, a lot, in a way that is weird to try to blame entirely on women for not catching at some point the degree of paranoia you believe a woman should have about men is indistinguishable from lesbian separatism

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2 months

Highly recommend tracking gym days solely based on number of days you showed up at the gym dressed for gym

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2 years

fundamentally if you want women to invest in motherhood despite it being culturally low status you will not get far without men also investing in supporting motherhood even if it’s culturally low status

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2 years

men are so mad when hot girls get better treatment. stop giving it then. look in the mirror. this is a problem you can solve.

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2 years

dating apps remove male charisma and presence which is by far their greatest asset I cannot tell you how warped your impression of your own appeal to women will get over time by using them

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2 years

type of guy who doesn’t want to acknowledge his worth bc it will obligate him to do shit with it

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2 months

The thing to understand about sundress gate is that obviously men think women look cute in sundresses and most women (rightly?) find it threatening to their core sense of identity and agency if they overtly wear something men like. It’s much more important that their female

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2 years

ability to maintain healthy platonic friendships with women is a hell of a green flag

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2 years

if you’re single, tell me why without referencing something you can’t fix, being self loathing, or complaining about people you’re attracted to among other things, I go on like one first date every six months because they stress me out and I hate them

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2 years

not to be fake deep but wouldn't it be wild if your emotional landscape were tied to your vocabulary in the same way that some cultures don't make distinctions between blue and green

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surprisingly few takes out there calling the male loneliness crisis a marriage crisis but tbh maybe it's time we suggested the culture's not doing them any favors by normalizing marriage only after age ~35 or so lol

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1 year

something that fascinates me is the degree to which men are capable of believing that their experiences of feeling horny were entirely and intentionally orchestrated by women with machiavellian attention to detail

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eurydice

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3 years

more bold dating takes: dating where sex is at least casually expected prior to commitment sucks actually

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2 years

dude wouldn’t it be hilarious if the only thing between you and greatness was having a bad attitude

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1 year

Those who are good at bullshitting have unusual ethical burden around the use of their skills

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2 years

how would you respond if someone told you you weren't a good person to share feelings with

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2 years

ultimately what more intellectual horsepower buys you is primarily the ability to talk yourself into dumber shit with way better arguments

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2 years

type of guy who sees gentle invitations to playfulness as an attempt to embarrass him

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9 months

there are definitely people who say they don’t want kids/don’t want to get married bc they don’t want those things And people who say they don’t want them bc they don’t think they can have the good versions of them

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2 years

incredible how trustworthy a person becomes merely by being a good steward of their own boundaries

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2 years

the cringe lack all conviction while the based are full of passionate intensity

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1 year

My mom is telling me about the website she used to calculate sun azimuth angles throughout the year in order to plan where to place windows in her house to the inch

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2 years

I’ve been thinking about how there are few better ways to discourage women from marrying then never shutting up about how women get unfuckable as they age

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2 years

type of guy who sounds smart suspiciously exclusively when talking about things you know very little about

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2 years

tell me something metaphysical you sincerely believe

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9 months

you may have fame you know nothing of

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2 years

your great great grandpa was probably not going to the public square and declaring which women in town were too unattractive for him to get a boner for please for the love of god retvrn

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2 years

date someone you find it difficult not to talk about

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2 years

siblings have almost equal effect on the development of kids as parents do and a fraction of the ink is spilled on their influence

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10 months

It’s funny to think about telling my childhood self that the beach I loved to go to with my cousins would be where I got engaged

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2 years

what are we putting in the water that has all the men saying fair enough

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10 months

ask me about my beliefs that marriage is an distinctly different animal than a long term relationship

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I got married to the LOML a few weeks ago and I am absolutely floored at how different my body feels now vs even like a month ago. I feel so much lighter, feel like I have way more agency, feel clearer, etc

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1 year

so many of you have delusions of grandeur So few of you will be asked to do violence for your children even once, so many will be asked to do tedious/gross things on a regular basis, it’s annoying to pride yourself on saying yes to the theoretical former

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1 year

I've decided that it's a coherent position to have, but not if you have kids If you wanna commit to radical pacifism as an individual, ok, but you're responsible for ur kids' well-being & you need to be able to exercise the required range of behaviors

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you can use this on yourself too actually; anxiety and excited anticipation are physiologically similar enough that you can get away with it

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protip: you can act excited by things your toddler is afraid of and theyll immediately be less scared

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2 years

if you're a man i'm curious about what kind of emotional support you appreciate

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2 years

remembering the role of luck in your successes will make you much less annoying when you’re giving advice

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9 months

chewing on a theory that if you have to choose a way to be wrong, thoughtful commitment is a more fruitful way to fail than anxious or avoidant optionality

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9 months

marry someone who is just as trustworthy in a crisis as they are every day

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2 years

type of guy you trust to respect your intelligence enough to pose stupid questions to

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2 years

i have horrifying opinions on gender beyond your comprehension

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2 years

do you know what it’s appropriate to expect in a healthy relationship

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Im sorry about this but the best way to have friends is to make plans without scorekeeping about how often they return the favor People who don’t reach out to you are busy, not angry or lazy; if you want them and you remembered to call, call

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2 years

have you tried hanging out with people you like more often

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2 years

as far as i can tell the less you know a person the harder it is to have sex with them that isn't harmful to you or to them or both and at some point it feels like this became a controversial take

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2 years

physics 101 problem where you have to calculate how much of your body weight you’re pressing in a push-up

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2 years

kind of uncool that willingness to compromise can so easily be used against you

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2 years

date people who inspire you to do more cool shit

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2 years

taking care of other people is at the core of masculinity and femininity and i think that’s neat

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2 years

first dates are a competition to see who can learn more about the other person (i am going to win)

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10 months

@tishray I do think good marriages are specifically hard in that confronting yourself and changing your behavior is hard Marriage can improve you in a way that almost nothing else can if that’s how you approach it

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2 years

I have not found a better way to get other people to chill out than to reflect back to them in detail why it makes sense that they are not at all chill

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2 years

what traits commonly associated with women do you most want to cultivate

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do you have a vision of the kinds of things you want to build with the person you marry

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2 years

have you tried dating the problem

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2 years

who cares if you have bitches or maidens or whatever what most of y'all would benefit from is falling deeply in love with someone who loves you back, well

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2 years

a man i once dated said that men create and women perfect and i still think about it

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2 years

people really will be tweeting about relationships with this like "i want a FAANG job and no i have no idea how to code" energy

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7 months

Talked to a (very sharp and lovely) woman this weekend whose mother told her she was too competent, needed to show vulnerability and ask men for help and im putting it in my bucket of annoying likely realities

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2 years

type of girl who doesn't have casual sex but bc she is a committed hedonist

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2 years

from the makers of “someone else being mad doesn’t make them incorrect” we bring you “being the least distressed in the room doesn’t make you correct” And there are in fact ways to deliberately abuse the latter so the other persons negative emotional affect grows

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2 years

the hack for what to say when you’re not sure what to say is to repeat back what someone is communicating to you in your own words and ask if you got it right

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1 year

@growing_daniel I’m so fascinated by this moment in history where there somehow exist people who will call someone low iq but not the r word

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3 years

it's my birthday and i kissed a boy i really like last night

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2 years

so this is v cool but evobiologists i need you to talk to me about your figures. namely, why is this allowed

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2 years

give bad writing advice

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how do you determine who is trustworthy go

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mfs will be like “oh liking big asses is my evolutionary destiny” and then lose it at being asked to care for their fellow man like the socially cooperative ape they are smdh

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2 years

tell me about a major source of meaning in your life

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9 months

if you are feeling stagnant i have bad news and it is that Making Things will also definitely lift your mood (code something/cook something/write something/crochet something etc)

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2 years

date someone who thinks you’re worth the difficulty of hard conversations

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2 years

instead of doing gender discourse we should make out more actually

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2 years

[flirting] you could be the reason my twitter content gets worse

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4 months

lol we fucked up so bad when we ceded the premise that having legitimate sexual desire required wanting what (a lot of) men want sexually

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2 years

i've tweeted about this before but one of my favorite ideas from a mormon relationship therapist is that feminism did a poor job of acknowledging how appealing it is to imagine marriage as a relationship where you get swept away by handsome prince who fixes your life for you

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2 years

the more attention you pay to shifts in body language, facial expression, vocabulary, vocal pitch the more people will think you can read their mind

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2 years

Chewing on a hypothesis that choosing to become a parent is one of the most dramatic exercises of agency available to us

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i also think men don't have a frame of reference for how much the people in women's life - from a VERY young age - are actively offering suggestions on their conduct, appearance, bearing, etc the way some of you talk about others trying to tell you how you act reminds me of this

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2 years

reply to this tweet with a tweet in another tweeter’s style. Do not tell me who.

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2 years

tell me the least impressive books you’ve read and liked

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2 years

gf as memory storage tech

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2 years

how often are the people who say yes to sex with you acting in their own best interests

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2 years

some of you are remarkably close to thinking that things like "being a good dad and husband" are demeaning and i would like us to discuss this phenomenon

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2 years

the fact that women apparently care about this..oh man. who wants to marry some pan scouring beta wtf? u want him to fold your socks too???

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cheating usually scratches a different itch than poly does as tempting as it may be to pretend otherwise

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