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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

As you get older, you realize you are more willing to spend a little bit extra for convenience and comfort

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

There's nothing quite like reverting to your Kenyan accent after a long day at work! 😮‍💨

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Some of these concert locations don’t even make sense. First it was Chris Brown now Burna Boy is going to Mombasa....???! Fuck it.... when I make stupid money I’ll bring Kanye West to Lodwar

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@eugenegitonga

3 years

After watching #TheTinderSwindler , I highly recommend reading “The Confidence Game: The Psychology of the Con and Why We Fall For It Every Time” by Maria Konnikova

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@eugenegitonga

2 years

The Kenyan Originals ciders are NOT that great 🙁🫠

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@eugenegitonga

3 years

I really want to go on a solo trip in 2022 ✈️🌎

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@eugenegitonga

2 years

Can we please stop these daily morning updates?! It’s not Big Brother 🙄

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2 years

DP Gachagua checks in at his Harambee House Annex office at 5:30am

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@eugenegitonga

2 years

La Terrazza is a top notch Italian restaurant!👌🏾

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

Excuse me?! PS of what???!!! 😤🤦🏾‍♂️

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

1 year

President Ruto presides over the swearing-in of Anne Njoki as PS for Performance Management in the Office of the Prime Cabinet Secretary to replace Faith Njeri at State House, Nairobi.

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

Fuck.... January is PEAK!!! I’m outchea eating sardines and bread like a disciple

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

So basically everyone acts calm and civilized on Instagram stories and then migrates to Snapchat to display their true self / ratchetry?! 😅🤔

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

6 years

I used to think it was the coolest phone ever....

Bloomberg Originals

@bbgoriginals

6 years

The Nokia N-Gage, released in 2003. Attempted to combine a handheld gaming device with a cell phone. Users quickly realized the buttons were bad for gaming and the battery needed to be removed to swap out game cards

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

@linda_kyalo @glumgrease Go drink electricity

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Moving out with your friends shows you just how frugal someone can get. One of the homies just told me that personally he’s not budgeting for a shower curtain because he’ll.... “shower softly”

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Networking is extremely important. It can open all kinds of doors for you. But it has to be targeted. You can’t just network for the sake of networking

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

It’s only when you move out and start doing your own shopping that you realize that Nutella is extremely unnecessary

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Ever since I found out that 'Kanairo' means Nairobi... Me to the Uber driver: "By the way, hii Kanairo... maisha ni magumu"

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

How Galito’s hasn’t come up with a burger called the ‘Gali-Creepa’ is beyond me.....

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I’m moving out of Nairobi as soon as I make ‘fuck you’ money

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

Who remembers the guy who called up the IMF requesting them to stop giving us loans?? 😅🥲😭 Where is he now?

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

When your boss catches you on the LinkedIn ‘Jobs’ section

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Going to the gym early in the morning is a GAME CHANGER! The productivity and energy throughout the day is..... EVERYTHING!!!🙏🏾💪🏾

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

If there’s ever to be a song dropped called “Ku move mad” this should be the album artwork

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I can’t stand Andrew Kibe 🤮

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

The email I received from CDSC about the introduction of an account maintenance fee of KES 100 per month really angered me! 😡 Like, why?!!! Nkt!!!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Unpopular opinion: Squid Game should have been a limited series. There’s no need for follow-on seasons 🤷🏾‍♂️

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

So it begins… the dollar being relegated from its position of the global reserve currency WILL eventually happen! Pay attention! 🗣️🗣️📢📢

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@WatcherGuru

2 years

🇷🇺 Russia to use Chinese yuan instead of US dollars to settle trade with Asia, Africa, and Latin America.

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

October has been such an expensive month! 😔

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

Bought curtains over the weekend and I never want to hear the words “per meter” ever again

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

I hate the Instagram photo feed algorithm. I don’t even follow half the accounts that show up on my feed 🙄

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Back from my travels and I can (without a doubt) say that, of the 15 countries that I have been lucky enough to travel to, Philippines is hands down my favourite! Absolute paradise 🇵🇭🏝️🌊

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

6 years

So Vineyard reopened under a new name..... that's calm. Questions is....is there a smokie stand at the entrance??? Is the smokie guy still the same?? 🤔🤔 I have sooo... many questions...

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Wake up each morning and recommit to the process Have a great week!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

Adulting really is all about putting out multiple fires at the same time

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

Hol’ up....!!! There’s a fish and chip shop in Nairobi called FRYING NEMO?! 😅😅 That’s some heartless shit!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

9 months

One of my biggest fears, when it comes to air travel, is booking a flight on KLM and (because of their partnership) seeing “operated by Kenya Airways” at check-in.

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

The function of man is to live, not to exist

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

It’s crazy how my meal options/ordering behavior has changed over the course of the month Jan. 2nd: Orders Ohcha or 360 Degrees through Glovo Jan 17th: Bolt Food - anything that’s 50% off and has low delivery fees Jan. 52nd: Noodles on promotion at Carrefour

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Let me just reiterate this..... “WE ARE THE FLORIDA OF AFRICA”

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

5 years

A group of people travelled to Homa Bay in a private vehicle pretending to be going for a funeral with an empty coffin. They were immediately put in quarantine, today I can confirm that the driver is positive. This person has now taken the disease to Homa Bay. - CS Mutahi Kagwe

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

If anyone likes this tweet in the next 30 minutes, I’ll have the only remaining one before @kK_2 gets home

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@kK_2

4 years

I hope there’s yoghurt in the house

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Am I the only one who believed The Undertaker actually kept coming back from the dead? Or was I just a dense kid...??

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I'm tired of hearing Justin Bieber's "Peaches" on every damn insta-story! 🤬

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 months

These are some serious drops from Aymos and LeeMcKrazy! 🔥🔥🔥

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 months

Is this man actually claiming that lives were lost because a civilian stole firearms and started opening fire on protesters?! This man is SICK! #RutoMustGo

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Yesterday, while in a meeting I tried putting on an accent.... ended up saying “don’t worry we’ll just take a back SET” Should just stay in my lane and continue saying “number last”

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

What a TUNE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 @adekunleGOLD

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

2 years ago, my firm “Eugene’s iPhones Inc.” had been running a CSR programme where one lucky individual would receive my iPhone at a concert. I have since stopped this initiative. NO MORE CONCERTS!!!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

People are happier when they aren’t lying to themselves

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@eugenegitonga

2 years

Today is a special day... I'm finally getting blackout curtains for my room! I'm SO EXCITED!!!🙌🏾

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

When thinking about taking that leap and constantly pulling back from going all-in, think to yourself “what if it works out?”

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 months

Is there even any work that can be done today? Struggling to concentrate and feeling like I'm in a mental fugue state #StopGithuraiKillings #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@eugenegitonga

1 year

On the way back from Wales and decided to take a little detour and stop for lunch at @JeremyClarkson ‘s farm shop in the Cotswold 😎

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

As part of getting to know my new workmates I am now on my way to Karura for a morning walk/run. Don’t know what happened to getting to know people over a ka-wet fry

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

@dvsn X @tydollasign album is top tier 🙌🏾 Best song off the album has to be ‘Fight Club.’ That sample from Juvenile’s Slow Motion is 💣 #OnRepeat

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 months

I actually prefer texting on iMessage. I just think the interface is cleaner and there’s less noise; WhatsApp sometimes gets too chaotic for my liking

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I was today’s years old when I found out that Seal’s Kiss From A Rose is all about cocaine.... “But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen” Nothing in this world makes sense anymore

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

Please text if it’s not an emergency. Phone calls give me heartburn 😶😬

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@eugenegitonga

4 years

Number last

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

My boss used the phrase “opening the kimono” on a call today and I was just there like..... “Previously on Lost...” Apparently, it’s a thing... 😕

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Wajaluo yawa… why are you shouting “Messi Onyango” at the end of the game?! 😭🤣💀

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

How you failed to lead with the headline "Tiger is out of the Woods" is beyond me

NUCLR GOLF

@NUCLRGOLF

1 year

🚨✌🏽🐅 #BREAKING : Tiger Woods Ex girlfriend Erica Herman has dropped the $30 million lawsuit she filed against his trust. @TWlegion (Via: @TMZ / @newyorkpost )

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

The location for the Tems concert 😳😲 Journey mercies to you all 🙏🏾

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@eugenegitonga

1 year

I’m at Heathrow airport, just about to fly back home. Some guy is on FaceTime with his kids and he just switched the camera view to say “unataka kuona wazungu?” 👀💀 why are we like this? 😅

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

When you tell your babe that the nyama plan is just for you and your homies

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Safaricom must make a killing during KCSE/KCPE results announcements. KES 25 per SMS?! 😱

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

Someone responded to my email with “Dear Eunice....” 🙄 Like the fuck! My name is in the email signature! 😡

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

8 months

Africa Tech Summit with @JaKanyanyala 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Who do you think is the lawyer and who’s the wannabe tech bro? 😅

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

I need to understand where we got this "per person sharing" nonsense from. Because I don't think I've seen it anywhere else

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

1 year

CS Peninah Malonza proposes hotels to charge per room instead of per person

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

You can’t explain the grief of losing your dog to someone who’s never owned a dog. You just look and sound crazy

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

The Korean restaurant next to Methodist is top! Highly recommended and it’s affordable too! 🙌🏾👌🏾

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@eugenegitonga

4 years

When @Kagweez doesn’t manage to make more than 3 TikTok videos in a week

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

6 months

Money provides people with a special kind of freedom to think about the future

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Am I the only only one who gets mad anxiety just before a big work deadline or presentation? To the extent that sleeps is pretty much non-existent the night before? 🤔💭

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Adulting is pretty much all about putting out fires, one after the other

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

@nickwandere After party hapo White Rhino

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

Spain was a VIBE!!! 🇪🇸 🏝️☀️ It was just the kind of vacation I needed to reset and clear my mind. It’s now time to close out the year strong! 👊🏾

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

Spending the long weekend learning how to surf in Llangennith, Wales 🏄‍♂️🌊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

@RealBlackCoffee 's remix of @snohaalegra 's DO 4 LOVE is soooo SMOOOTH!!!!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

3 years

Everyone's in my ear about going back to school to do an MBA?😑 How would I even fund that? Do they not understand that I'm currently on Fuliza?!

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

I think we’ve exhausted the “close that laptop, you’ve done enough for the week” tweets Let’s give it a rest 😶

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@eugenegitonga

1 year

Yesterday was honestly one of the best nights I’ve had IN A WHILE!!! Deep Amapiano vibes, killer sets, no packed crowd, top tier security and somewhere to sit down! This is the pinnacle of partying in your 30s

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

When traveling, I do everything in my power to ensure that I DON’T fly with Kenya Airways

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Pretty sure if LinkedIn diversified its business and launched a dating platform for Londoners it would be called.... LinkTING

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

The day right before you go on leave is the primary school equivalent of closing day when we used to have class parties... MIND HAS OFFICIALLY CHECKED OUT!! 🧠🚶🏾

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

1 year

Thank you for yet another masterpiece! 🔥👊🏽 @VictorOmondiArt

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

Never tell @kK_2 anything in confidence. *walks into Brew* Me: Wah this DJ is horrible. How is he mixing Justin Timberlake and Bob Marley. *KK goes to DJ* KK: By the way my homie over there - pointing at me- doesn’t like your shit. Me:

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@eugenegitonga

3 years

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

With the coronavirus we’ve forgotten all about the locusts. Crazy how the infestation originated in Yemen and a month later they were in Kenya - funny how nature works. But I think it’s symbolic. It goes to show just how far I’d go to be with you. Bless

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

10 months

Taking in the views in Dar ☀️🌊🏝️

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

7 months

And ending the composition with “as long as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, I will never forget that day”

Galaf

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Mimi kwa composition ilikua must nikue kidnapped hata kama ni kwa harusi

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@eugenegitonga

5 years

We’re living in dark times!!! Just wanted to point out that last night Safaricom launched a new banner - it’s on the top left of your phone screen. It says “STAY SAFE” and that’s exactly what I want you to do. Bless, The Better Option

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

2 years

In my mind, Studio Mona is still the only go-to place to get your photos taken

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I’d rather say “I can’t afford that” than take on debt

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

4 years

I was today years old when I learnt that there's a thing called "pre-pooing". And no, it's not an indicative fart that lets you know that you're ready for a dump

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

5 years

People who step into the elevator before you’ve stepped out deserve to be in prison

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

6 years

6lack releases his album tomorrow... Time to break my own heart by sending myself a “so when we gonna chill?” message and responding with “I’ll let you know”

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gitonga.eth

@eugenegitonga

6 months

This was my initial exposure to proper Private School Amapiano 👌🏾