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Start a problematic discourse.
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I have a joke about Igbo traders, but it’s in the second shop
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I have a joke about Nigerian tailors but you won’t be getting it today
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But Una talk say na grace
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2 years
I play 10 games. 1 cut. I play 5 games, 1 cut I play one game, e still cut. I no play game, my slippers cut.
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2 years
If this girl come again, bite am.
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11 months
No be Nons miraj be this?
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2 years
If you like cook from now till next year, I know who my brother go marry.
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1 year
Sporty bet I lied, I’m not yet 18. Gimme back my money
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But you talk say na grace.
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2 years
If no be fake life, wetin I dey do with iPhone.
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I went to buy beans but it was too expensive so I bought iru cause it’s low cost beans.
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11 months
Shebi you don move on, oya plait your hair.
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1 year
After Eduction, you've defeated illiteracy not Poverty. The streets awaits you.
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2 years
The main character in Nollywood movies.
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1 year
Jesus, this girl no brush o.
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2 years
@AjeboDanny Light up this vawulence
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2 years
If you’re not using any of these. You’re using a calculator
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2 years
We all have this type of friend.
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2 years
Weird pick up line thread. Shall we?
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2 years
Sporty, return all my money, i lied. I’m not 18.
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11 months
Ikorodu boys rn after hearing that Naira marley will be in Nigeria soon
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2 years
Omo, that iPhone 14 too heavy. See as this one dey portable for my hand.
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2 years
Jesus. This girl no brush
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1 year
Davido don shock Fc. Them go too explain today
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2 years
Loud fall from your hand ke?
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11 months
Never to be caught unfresh.
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1 year
@Emeneks Shola rn
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2 years
As a man, why you go dey use android?
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2 years
Oya explain how you be military man for US
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@___shukrah Sorry I replied late. I was busy cooking.
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2 years
As a man, why will you be using android?
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Technically, gospel songs are diss tracks for Satan.
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Pastor : Porn is a sin Porn director : Porn is a scene
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Be like them don threaten am too
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2 years
Do you know why B is the coolest alphabet? Cause it’s between AC
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1 year
My therapist don refer me to a psychiatrist 😭
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1 year
Loud fall from your hand ke ?
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2 years
I changed my phone password to “incorrect”. So whenever I input a wrong password, it will say “your password is incorrect”.
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2 years
When I place a bet on referees not to kiss. The referees during the match
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11 months
So Zino left home to feed Naira Marley
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Una no tell me say Naso cultist slang sweet.
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2 years
So Una Dey buy fuel for guys wey get car just to make snaps inside?
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“He used me” But you were on top.
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Una no tell me say Dish channel 100 for DSTV Dey very interesting like this.
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I sabi roll, i sabi roll. Now you don roll banana chewing gum
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Be like na Igbo girl do am. She even wear skirt 😂
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2 years
Orange seller don go buy orange from another orange person because of yansh. Something must kill a man.
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Sporty : Keeper not to collect 2 red cards The match :
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It gets worse as you read.
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Villain : I’ll destroy the world. Hero : Where will you live? Villain :
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10 months
Alhamdulilahi.
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10 months
I don finally do my freedom.
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1 year
Thank God say i never marry. Nah everyday I Dey see fine girl.
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2 years
You Dey find pink lips and you Dey use your mouth off stove.
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11 months
Abi Naira sign Eniola Badmus for 2 months that time?
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Why dry cleaner cloth go dirty?
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What opinion about religion will have you like this?
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Dating a Nigerian woman under 24 is a terrible decision.
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2 years
This client tell me say he dey always like to dey follow scam talk. I ask am why. He tell me say he go just dey chop free pizza.
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Out of all the genotypes, na AA dey single pass. But how come?
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Smokers are liable to die young but Snoop never die and TB Joshua don go.
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This you?
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Nigerians are the real definition of Opposite side of Beauty
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What do most people assume about you that isn’t true?
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Sporty, return all my money. I lied, I’m not up to 18.
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Tag someone that needs to see this.
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“Just incase” 😂
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So that medicine of headache goes to the stomach to do what there?
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Being gay is sweet until you catch feelings with your dad.
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As a man, why will you be using tote bag?
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Shebi you don move on, Oya plait your hair na.
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Try dey sabi book make course rep no suck your brezz on top small assignment
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You no like as e Dey go again?
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Loud fall down from your hand ke ?
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You still post ice cream wey you post for your dump last month. You Dey warm am?
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Kuda is now working. That your balance wey you dey shout for. Oya post am now
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Five of my polo dey your hand and you dey shout you regret meeting me. Funmi, fear God.
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Omo naira too useless. Both artiste and currency.
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As a man, why will you faint?
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What’s worse than heartbreak?
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What’s the most pettiest reason you stopped talking to a girl?
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As a man, why you go dey faint?
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What opinions about Lgbtq will have you in this position.
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Smile if you’re in love.
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As a guy, why you go Dey use tote bag?
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$20 successful $1700 failed
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Tag someone that can do this.
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Dj cuppy don finally enter kitchen
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Forex niggas be posting graphs like we know wtf is going on.
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WhatsApp to telegram rn after telegram got more users.
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What’s the biggest lie someone told you?
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A rare picture of Nigerians living in Nigeria.
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