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The Original Lord Straw Smuggler

7 years

My God-given rights will not be dictated to me by a few of the liberal elite who hide behind armed guards and fences and tell us that we need neither.

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The Original Lord Straw Smuggler

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3 years

My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly

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@junebotprolly They need time to figure out how many additional votes they need

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Hear me out.. student loan forgiveness would be ok if the student signed up for 4 years in the armed services.. Thoughts

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@mjfree How strange I just saw this same tweet word for word but from a female.. how much is the DNC paying you guys to parrot this drivel

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7 years

@Coach_Bly @AnnBank41695841 @ABC @ABCWorldNews What in the hell has happened to the world when a decorated military man has to apologize for standing up during the national anthem

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4 years

Massachusetts just raised our unemployment insurance from .53% to 9.23% WTF

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5 years

Me and my son mini me.. How was school today. MM: my teacher is a vegan, she thinks we should all stop eating meat Oh that’s interesting what did you say? MM: I told her I didn’t get to the top of the food chain to go backwards 😳😂

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I am old enough to remember when the Arizona governor pointed her finger at Barack Obama and was shredded by the media for being disrespectful.

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Keto Update: just left my cardiologist office for my yearly appointment. He cannot get over the 40 pound weight loss in eight weeks and my blood pressure is actually low now due to the weight loss and he’s taking me off of my blood pressure medication.

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@laurenduca You realize this right here is what will secure his re-election.. avg folks who voted for him being called hostile simply because you say

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3 years

Taken in New Bedford Massachusetts yesterday at the pump. #letsgoBranden

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This from the woman who swore Jussie Smollett was attacked.. why does anyone listen to her.. ohhh wait her ratings show that indeed no one listens to her

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@Aftermath8 @laurenduca Aaron, when you call everyone a racist for having a different opinion than yourself is insulting to those who know real racism

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@Aftermath8 @laurenduca No sir creating a false narrative and pushing it even when there is no proof is racism.. you cheapen the word with your loose accusations

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@POTUS More people have died due to Covid under your watch than Trumps. Companies re-opened and people went back to work and you called it growth went in reality it was just America returning to work.

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My daughter has informed me that the school lunch program has been hijacked by the health Nazis. Thin kids get large portions of food and the fat kids get small portions of food based on their gym scores. I have challenged her to sneak video footage out of the school. Standby

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3 years

A couple of Cows were smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high.

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4 years

I’m starting my own political movement today.. it’s called LUTFA Party.. Leave Us The Fu @k Alone #LUTFA

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4 years

I am having quite a day.. I bought tickets on a gun raffle and was notified today that I’m the winner of a Henry Rifle Masonic Edition 22L

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Has anyone considered that the earthquakes in New Jersey that were felt through New York today may be due to the additional weight placed on that area by the illegal immigrants.. has anyone checked with Hank Johnson on this???

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3 years

Update for those who prayed for my family.. I’m at the wedding reception for my niece Tara and I just got the call that my niece Jamie has passed.. God help my sister Val and those kids

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3 years

I’ve made it to Maine.. I’ll wake up at the cottage to celebrate my birthday., in the mean time I’m wearing a shirt that pretty much says it all..

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5 years

@Alyssa_Milano How is that huge? 1. It’s only the primary ballot not the general election ballot 2. He doesn’t have a primary challenger 3. His chances of winning California are zero anyway

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3 years

Well well well.. how did we get from “no one is teaching this” to “I’m quitting because I can’t teach this stuff” in just a few days.. 🤔

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Some LGBTQ educators in Florida are leaving the profession after the enactment of the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

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3 years

Do you think the FBI would be raiding multiple homes if the diary was a fake? 🤔

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5 years

@rosiiieey No matter what people say and believe me people will say a lot on this trash site.. your kindness it what is a difficult time for many is not to be understated. I was not a Kobe fan but I am a human being and we can all learn a lesson from your kindness

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I hate that I have to write this email.. I got a call from my younger sister today and she informed me my niece (our oldest sisters child) was admitted to the hospital a few days ago and they called saying she won’t be coming home.. She is being put on hospice and my oldest

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4 years

When a friend needs your help and it’s in your wheelhouse you help..

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3 years

The highlight of my morning, I stopped to fill my truck. While I was pumping fuel a gentleman pulled in alone in his car with his mask on. He stops notices that I do not have a mask on and drives to the other end of the gas station to a different pump. 😂😂😂

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5 years

@CoryBooker I checked the Bill of Rights and I can’t for the life of me find driving a car.. you are confusing “Rights” with “ “Privileges” Perhaps a civics class is in order For Spartacus

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7 years

There are three free memberships for the NRA left today! I am willing to reimburse anyone who joins today. Go to and join. Pay the one year membership and then send me proof. I will go to PayPal and send you the 30.00 to reimburse you. It is my gift to you

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo And just like that all of those that were salivating all afternoon thinking that they had a conservative white shooter on their hands will now go strangely silent

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Sister is devastated.. her name is Jamie if you are a praying type. Her liver has stopped working and she is in her early 40s.. she made some bad choices in life and her 3 kids will now be raised my my oldest sister.. Val needs your prayers as she takes on this new challenge

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3 years

It’s my bday and I make the rules!

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@tzakrison @UChicago It’s adorable that you think Hamas wants equal rights for all 😂😂😂

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4 years

@MZHemingway Here is the latest speed bump for ACB’s nomination.. it looks like this may be the game changer

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10 months

I’ve looked at that album cover 10,000 times and never realized what it was

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Am I the only one that didn't know this was an upside down guitar?

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2 years

@TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 There is a Red Tsunami coming.. this is one of many tell tale signs

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3 years

Love this Meme!

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5 years

My dear friends mom passed today.. Gail was a wonderful woman and it appears she passed with a blood clot.. please say a prayer for Roy and his family if you are so inclined

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3 years

@WilliamA_33 If that were my child that woman would know exactly what it feels like to be knocked to the ground with bad intent

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7 years

@Aftermath8 @laurenduca If Trump switched parties tomorrow the left would kiss his ass again like they did before..

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2 years

@wanderwithfour What amazes me is that no one is outraged that a 10 year old child was raped.. amazing that your outrage is confined to getting the child an abortion

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4 years

Folks welcome @Bbbrazil1002 first grandchild.. he is a cutie

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3 years

For all the folks having a panic attack about Ron DeSantis and him being missing.. I have to wonder were you as upset when Gavin Newsom disappeared for 14 days?? If not sit down and shut your pie hole.

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Beth & I walking into BJs Warehouse Woman in front of us with husband turns and screeches “do you know what 6’ is?!!” Beth: speechless Me: why yes I do I’m a builder but you don’t because you have been told this is 6” your whole life Woman: 🤬

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2 years

My daughter is off to her Senior Prom.. I’m not ready for this

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4 years

Fact

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5 years

One year ago today my dad passed.. it was 9 days in a comma with family gathered around him and a local preacher gently playing dads guitar.. my life forever changed that day.. I miss him dearly.. dad and me in the 70s.. I thought he walked on water

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My daughter who is now 20 and running my office, surprised me with this mouse pad today.. it’s a smidge dusty in here

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5 years

Does anyone have an owners manual for a woman? Mine keeps making a whining noise 😂

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4 years

Two years ago today I said goodbye to the strongest man I ever knew. He taught me what it meant to be a man, he set the bar for me to be a father. This picture was taken about a month before he passed.. he was scared and wanted me to hold his hand.

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When you have lost someone close to you that wound scabs over but every now and then without warning it tears open. Dad has been gone 3 years now.. I am on my way to pick my son up for the night and Dan Folbergberg‘s Leader of the Band just came on the radio..

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3 years ago yesterday I lost my mom to a 12 year battle with Alzheimer’s. Yesterday I was so busy I didn’t realize that it was the date of her loss and then at dinner I read that a hospital in Boston is taking a new Alz med to trials.. Mom always reminds me one way or another

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4 years

@Elad_Drawde @HopeEternall My GF & I walking into a BJ’s last fall.. woman spins around infront of us and screams “6 feet!” I look at her husband then her and said “that is 6 feet but you don’t know that because you can’t judge length, he told you this was 6” for your whole marriage” SILENCE

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Daryl Hall has filed a restraining order on John Oates.. my BINGO card is a fu @king mess..

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3 years

@MHurabiell That is solid situational awareness

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@JRubinBlogger He can’t string sentences together without a Teleprompter and you think he’s going to hold press conferences???

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@GovInslee Let me be perfectly clear Boeing isn’t gonna work in a state that is pushing the new green deal the way you are. Say goodbye to any good manufacturing jobs you have because people aren’t going to be able to do it

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7 years

@Coach_Bly @AnnBank41695841 @ABC @ABCWorldNews I felt the same way watching it

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@AOC I have a home on the coast of Maine and the sea levels have not changed at all.. unless you are referring to the tide then yes it comes and goes.. #dummy

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@ClaireFosterPHD @Lead_Flinger So inflation doesn’t affect you if you have a job?? This is good information.. is my sarcasm font on???

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@A13KF2 Insurrection!!!!!!! Terrorists!!!!!!!! This is how it’s done right?

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@sportsidiocracy @rabithd27 @disclosetv How strange that Indiana isn’t over run with crime if this is the case.. do you listen to the talking points you regurgitate before you do it or just let them fly?

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16 years ago I met my daughter.. she is turning into a young lady and I wish my folks were here to see her bloom.. she is the apple of my eye. We are out to dinner tonight and we went to Ruth’s Chris

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@JohnCleese When the police department tells you they won’t be coming out for most 911 calls like they have been doing in many large cities here in the USA then you become the first line of defense for your family.. I’m sorry defending those you love is a foreign concept for you..

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Watching my 16-year-old son get in his truck and drive away on his own is both a happy moment and a nerve racking moment.. he got his license today.. bring on the sleepless nights

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2A supporters today is a good day to stop and ask yourself a question. For years we have said “the police won’t come for my guns they took an oath” now that you can see the Covid videos do you still feel the same or are you seeing the power go to their heads? Be honest...

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@hunkybloodydory Well this woman obviously would argue that she did.. she hid with her kids in a crawl space and in the end had to shoot this man to protect herself and her kids.. so yes the answer is really really really fuc @king YES👇🏻

Georgia mother hides children, shoots intruder 5 times during home invasion, police say

Paul Slater is in critical condition at a Georgia hospital after terrifying a woman and her two children at their home

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5 years ago today I sat with you as you drew your last breath.. it does not feel possible. I miss you so much…

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@bostonherald Isn’t it amazing how as soon as summertime comes on the Cape and the big money people arrive, the state can find a way to slide these illegal immigrants out of the area. It tells you exactly how they feel about the common people of the state of Massachusetts. They do not care.

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Beth and myself at our first dinner before 5.. EVER! If I admit it’s a blue plate special does that make us OLD??

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@JosephSakran Next time you plan to “Smollett” us try not having the reflections of the inside of your own garage in your windshield.. #jussiesmollettschooloffakenews

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Today would have been dads birthday. Happy 78th dad.. I miss you more than I can express.

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@katieeeeebell Photoshop

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Folks if you are feeling down just remember that for the last 4 years Hillary Clinton was not your President! For this I am forever grateful to President Trump!

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@SkywalkerMcFly_ @Michael20224 This happened 2 years ago.. the bicyclists attacked a cabbie too.. a simple google search would show you that they were looking for trouble

Pack Of Bicyclists Now Sought In Pair Of Attacks In Manhattan

The terrifying Tuesday afternoon attack on a man and his mother inside their vehicle in Manhattan has gone viral.

www.cbsnews.com

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4 years

First was original post, second is text with my 17 year old daughter 😂😂

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3 years

It feels like all bad news as of late.. Goodness it’s exhausting

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@GavinNewsom Congratulations you’re following the constitution. This is exactly what the ruling today said should be the case. Each state is allowed to set its own laws for abortion. Welcome to the experiment which is democracy

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@JustMaxWilson @MZHemingway @News_MTorres @wusa Pointing out the correlation between obesity and the Covid death rates is not fat shaming. If more of it was done at the beginning most Americans health would have improved greatly

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Well, everybody’s been a little tight lipped about this one 🫣

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$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP

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4 years

Ok twitter time to divid our nation.. which is the right way to put TP on the holder 🤔

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3 years

Well from one disaster to another.. I accidentally drank a bottle of disappearing ink a couple hours ago.. I’m at the hospital now waiting to be seen

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@DanRather I would have expected you to join a news team but “ disgraced anchor” isn’t exactly great on a resume

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So in open disclosure, I have been struggling with memory situations lately. I went and saw a specialist and they ran a series of tests. According to the specialist, I am only able to remember 25 of the 26 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why 😉

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I just read this on my LinkedIn account.. I thought it was worth the share

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Good evening friends and followers.. for those of you wondering about Beth and I and our Covid issues.. Both of us are symptom free.. both feel good and we thank you for all of the thoughts and prayers

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Read the crawl below and then tell me does anyone see the irony in this?? 👇🏻

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@sweatystartup I’ve spent the last 20 years of my life, teaching my kids the difference between right and wrong. My kids look at me like I walk on water. This is not the flex you think it is.

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I recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.

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My mom about 3 years before she passed.. Alzheimer’s had a hold of her at this point but she always loved a camera.. my sister took this pic and it was one of my favorites

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Sweet Baby Jesus my little girl is driving on her permit.. 😳

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@NorrisofTN4life @Coach_Bly @AnnBank41695841 @ABC @ABCWorldNews It was "help me please" actually

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I’m not to old to remember when following someone into a bathroom got you an ass kicking

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Today was a good day.. it’s Friday and those usually suck for me but today after finally putting my divorce in my rear view mirror I was able to buy my daughter her first car. It’s overdue and she is a good kid.. she is super happy tonight and I am happy for her

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Happy New Year folks!

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@Alyssa_Milano Your meltdown is going to be glorious

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