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mdzs fan | 20s | she/her | Vers wangxian and subji writer :D

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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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My stuff!πŸŽ†πŸŽ†πŸŽ†
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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I dont think we're giving enough credit to how weird knowing Wei Wuxian must be for the juniors. Imagine you're just hanging out with some guy and it's revealed that he's not only the man who invented like, the smartphone, but he's also an internationally wanted terrorist.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Dystopia AU where a disguised WWX finds LWJ at the door of his illegal magic-tattoo parlor, asking if he can tattoo a love spell. WWX tells him that it's immoral, he can't tattoo others for him, and-- LWJ pulls up his sleeve to show a court-ordained Mood Moderator branded there.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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modern au where wwx is an ordinary struggling artist who got kicked out of a maths degree. He keeps getting these weirdo cosplayers at his door asking for talismans, unaware that these are cultivators who think wwx is a hermit sage genius cultivator secluding in the common world.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Fic where the Lan Sect need to have a ritual to request a new, powerful god's protection against the Wens when their own patron doesnt respond, but this is the god of vengeance and sex so they have to send a disciple with absolutely no lustful or vengeful thoughts in his heart.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Recently learned cpr and apparently you DO have to press your lips to the patient's, so: Soulmates AU where people find their soulmates by romantic kisses while poor WWX, first responder, finds his own through a very unsexy cpr intervention on a plane crash victim.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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You know wangxian time traveling from the 1st siege of burial mounds days to the cloud recesses arc would be so funny. They've actually time travelled but no one even suspects this because they're all trying to figure out what curse made lwj and wwx swap personalities.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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#WarprizeJiSeason but with a twist: The Great Evil Yiling Huli, nine-tailed demon fox, destroys a Wen stronghold and finds a pretty blue egg in the treasury, alongside books and jade. It's near death. Pitying, WWX takes it with him. Meanwhile, Dragonji is going crazy from worry.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WWX, Jiang Sect cultivator famous for being a half-siren from his river-spirit dad's side: *just minding his business laughing at some joke* LWJ, glaring suspiciously from behind a column, thinking: It's him... the half-yao who's treacherously casting allure magic on me...
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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omegaverse au where when lwj bites wwx's forearm in anger it binds them as a mating bite but neither of them realise it bc there is so much going on at the time. Later, wwx doesnt pay attention to it scarring bc he has so many other bite marks that scarred on his body.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Tumblr post: tragedy happens because the wrong people are in the wrong story. Me: So you're saying.... a/b/o imperial drama novel tragic side character LWJ transmigrates into het ceo romance novel tragic side character LWJ? Tumblr post: .......
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Modern cultivator LWJ cleaning the livingroom of his gremlin boyfriend's house. WWX insisting loudly that he doesnt need to clean, and let's just go on a date Lan Zhan I don't even have any cleaning things! LWJ, making direct eye contact and reaching into his qiankun sleeve:
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Agent against the wen government wwx and extremely serious, unnecessarily competent secret restaurant critic lwj. wwx thinks lwj is an agent like him and lwj thinks wwx is another critic. lwj is appalled at wwx's incompetence at his job, not even knowing what an hors d'oevre is.
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I’m just saying. If someone wrote this I would read it.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"Do I have to--" "You don't have to fuck him," WQ says exasperatedly, glaring, "Did you even READ this contract?!" WWX hides into a tiny ball over his beautiful little egg. "I read the part where they'll give us lots of money!" "I swear you used to be SMARTER before the kid!"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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AU where on that visit to Yiling when LZ is only five years old, he gives the nameless street kid in rags his new toy and then, when the kid's stomach grumbles, the fancy silver hair accessories in his hair. "Wa-wait, gongzi!" The kid cries out, wide eyed, but LZ already gone.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"No repaying. Nu uh. Nope." LWJ frowns. "BUT!" WY grins, laying a peck on LWJ, "I'll accept your offering for a wish. Ask away, my Lan Zhan. Anything your heart desires is yours." And suddenly, LWJ can't think. Whatever he asks now, he will just... have. It's terrifying.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Today I learned that sleepwalking can run in the family. >:3 Sleepwalking LWJ who inherits it from Mama Lan, but Mama Lan was kept in a locked room so for the Lans the logical step to keep LWJ safe is to lock him in his room at night.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Like, what even is going on at this point. Thank you for smartphones, and maybe x-rays, and those few chapters in our school textbook that they entirely plagiarized from your diaries but like what the fuck Senior Wei.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Okay-- another #WarprizeJiSeason idea: WWX, at the end of all possible choices, Shijie dead, the Wens gone, his reputation in tatters, activates the one enormous array he kept hidden from all. Time-space travel magic. Take me back to when they were all alive, he screams at it.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Fav WWX's parents live headcanon is young LWJ dealing with his hate and attraction towards WWX by actively comparing him to Wei Changze, who looks like a DILF WWX and is kind and polite and respectful to everyone-- and ending up with a huge and embarassing baby crush on WCZ.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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I've been infected with the a/b/o disease, so... AU where omegas are all revered, glorified human cauldrons for other cultivators to grow their cultivation with. They're rare, but not rare enough for a sect leader to be seen w/o an omega wife or consort in polite society.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WWX's dared to sleep blindfolded in the "haunted" woods outside the hotel on a school trip, and Mianmian's pushed by her friends who all think he's cool to go peck him. She goes, does nothing, comes back giggling to fool her friends, knowing that WWX wont reveal nothing happened.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Modern AU where on Day 1: new, eccentric jewelry designer WWX has his pieces discovered by a very impressed advertiser who wants him to create something for the perfume brand, to be worn by world-renown model LWJ on the shoot, and WWX just goes "Uhh. Who?" and is shown a photo.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Then after a month of random acts of terror, politics, and drama, the president of the country is shot dead by the... lets say the minister of law and justice or something equally as stuffy and dignified. And the vice-minister absconds with the terrorist to travel the world.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"Ah, you've said the first you-like sentence today!" He says, wry, "Because here you can avoid the government who did this to you?" "I have no need," LWJ replies. "Then," WWX's grin grows more crooked, mischiveous, "Because I'm the man you wanted me to bespell you to love?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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AU where WWX was never a Jiang disciple and died as the Yiling Laozu, disgusted with all those awful evil cultivators-- except for LWJ, the man who held his hand as he died and promised to hide away A-Yuan, the only survivor of the Wens. Then he woke up again, in MXY's body.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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A pained thing gets trapped in WWX's throat. "Lan ZHAN," He says, squeezing LWJ so tightly close that he might be hearing LWJ's bones rearrange. LWJ makes a pleased noise and curls even closer. WWX decides WQ must always be right. He reaches up to pet through LWJ's hair.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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soulmate au where you dream future visions of all the biggest death risks your soulmate will go through so you can protect them better. Cloud Recesses Wangxian %1000 do not even have the faintest thought that the men they see in their dreams might be one another.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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#WarprizeJiSeason YLLZ is sick of WRH and wants to just help end him, but the sects insist that he ask for SOMETHING bc they fear he'll say they owe him otherwise. Fed up, YLLZ randomly snatches a bunny from the CR at the end of the meeting, declares it his prize, and leaves.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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I was doodling dragonji in class and I had an AU idea. One morning in Lotus Pier, a bustling merchant port city on the great river, the magistrate's ward foxxian pulls out the best-looking carp he's ever caught. It's got vivid pear-white scales and gold eyes, sparkling.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Confused and wishing he could ask his brother for ideas (if only there was such a thing as instant communication! Sadly the cultivation world had yet to find a way), LWJ defaulted to duty. He got up, found a blanket to lay on the immortal's shoulders, then started cleaning.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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He's received Wei Ying's spell, so that one's done. He also hasn't said a word about Wei Ying, and he won't. The only one left is... oh, right. "Xiongzhang," LWJ raises his eyes to try and see LXC's face, though it's difficult, "Did you know that this man is who branded me?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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The god, when LWJ enters: A LAN DARES TO RETURN TO THIS LAOZU'S SHRINE AFTER-- LWJ's mind: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] The god: The god: Why hellooo there ;)
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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His soulmate opens his eyes to look up at him, blinking. WWX squeezes his hand. "You don't have to be alone," He says, "I'll be your family. Okay?" His soulmate doesnt respond for so long, and speaks so softly, that WWX almost doesnt hear it when he murmurs, "...okay."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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canon divergence where mo xuanyu and xue yang are doing animal experiments with the Sacrifice Ritual in the Jin dungeons and succeed. Except they dont realise that they succeeded so they pack up and go. The crow, who has now become WWX, sitting in a dank dungeon: πŸ¦β€β¬›? πŸ¦β€β¬› ????
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Reincarnation AU where its no one but LXC who suddenly recovers memories of a past life. Awful, bc past life LWJ had a great wife he was happily married to (as far as LXC knew) and now the clear reincarnation of the wife is only a mere friend of current LWJ's weirdass boyfriend!
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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someone write me a historical au where LWJ is a physician going from the imperial capital back to gusu and on the mountain road his carriage is robbed by bandits and the bandit group kidnaps him. He gets taken away to their hideout, mouth gagged and hands tied.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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15 y.o. LWJ, the hot, popular transfer student he's secretly crushing on, and that time LWJ watched a terrible romance movie where the nerdy girl transforms herself into a hot babe by taking off her glasses and doing makeup.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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@VirtuaProcessor @michael_deforge this is genuinely terrifying
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Today's sexy thought: Cangse Sanren meeting and then flirting with Yu Ziyuan the same way Wei Wuxian started flirting with Lan Wangji in the Cloud Recesses, because she's pretty, proud, and mean. Jianghu mother and son love a hot bitch who can eviscerate them, more at page 3.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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The same LZ, who is so fragile right now, and the same WWX, who turns all he holds to dust. "Ah, Lan Zhan," WWX sighs as he rubs LWJ's nape under his mussed braid as LWJ hums, extremely happy, hugging WWX tight. "...how will I not make a mistake with you, can you tell me that?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Arranged marriage + amnesia. Something something, in an austere, important-looking room, WWX wakes up w/o any recollections of where he is or why. There is a beautiful man silently playing a qin to the side, while a healer tells him about the injuries 'his husband' suffered.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"I'm not uncomfortable at all! I just don't understand," WWX says, "You-- you look like it hurts!" "Nothing hurts," LWJ says into WWX's robe, voice guttural and muffled and wet, his hands clenched on WWX's back. "Lan Zhan?" "I love you," LWJ cries, "I love you. Nothing hurts."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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Ornithologist lwj researching a super rare bird searches for one that was spotted in the city park using a bird whistle, and wwx living next to the park who whistles back to birds with scary resemblence returning the call. Both of them think the sound is the bird answering them.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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#warprizejiseason The Sunshot Campaign was going to be lost, and the one suffering the most was the Lan Sect; already weakened by internal strife and yet cornered again and again by the vengeful Wen Sect. So, after long contemplation, Sect Leader Lan came to a decision.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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LWJ: alright. I have come here, so I must do my utmost to uphold my family's expectations of me. I must be harmonious, tranquil, pure of mind-- The god of the shrine, in silk black robes revealing his sculpted abs and chest and thighs and smooth skin, face thunderous: LWJ: πŸ₯΅πŸ˜
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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You know what. The only Lans other than LXC and LWJ that we know are LQR and LJY. Thus I postulate: LXC and LWJ's calm, unflappable exteriors come from Madam Lan. Actually, the Lans in general are all loud and emotional and that's why they need so many fucking rules.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"I can pay as much as you desire," LWJ says. "Absolutely not!" WWX says, desperate, and he shakes the wanted poster at LWJ, "Do you KNOW who this is? Just ask anyone! I can't do this to you. You will hate me later." "I am incapable," LWJ replies, without a shred of emotion.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"You," WWX lowers his hand. "How long of a delay?" "Very short," LWJ looks at the folded poster, "I wish there was no delay. Each time, it's awful. ...nothing ever feels right." WWX watches LWJ's soulless face, desolate. "I am meant to love you," LWJ says, "Please help me."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"'Give', Wei Ying?" LWJ demands as WWX trails his hands into his hair, looking haughty and mean in the best way. WWX chuckles, leaning under the brim of the veil. "There's been a misunderstanding, Consort Lan!" He says theatrically onto LWJ's lips, "DO allow me to pay for it."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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His heart skipping a beat, WWX looks back down at LWJ's wrist. It really is the magic circle for a Mood Moderator... No one uses these but for legal punishments. But. WWX can't understand this. Why would LWJ ever be judged? And punished with a MOOD MODERATOR, at that!
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WWX stares at him for a long long time. LWJ's face is blank, stiff, and his eyes seem to have difficulty focusing. When he asked for a love spell, there was nothing in his voice. He might as well have been sleepwalking, he's so distant from his surroundings.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"It is not... it's not your fault that I don't remember," LWJ interrupts, mouth feeling full of cotton like his mind, "There is no distinction. I just don't... remember teaching. You are as precious as the best students." "..." The boy makes a squeaky sound, "T-thank you HGJ!"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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If I wasnt clear enough: this ends with LWJ getting railed on every horizontal, vertical, and some oblique surfaces of the shrine.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"You don't have to reassure me," WWX says, incredulous and near hysterical, "I'm not gonna be-- be angry you don't remember? You, how-- why?" "You know me," LWJ says, clearly trying hard to focus his gaze on WWX's face, "Did you... do you love me?" WWX chokes out, "WHAT?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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All the great clan members are descendents of mythological powerful carnivorous animals while WWX is just a second generation cultivator, just a hare. But the clans have lived civilized traditional lives for centuries. And hares represent madness in most cultures for a reason...
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WY: LWJ's mind, continuing: and that he can hold you by the ankles and bend you in half to [redacted] and that he can keep going even if you [redacted] and that in fact he SHOULD keep going if-- WY: Wow. WY: That took you less than a second to imagine? LWJ: ...Im sorry.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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And yet, one musn't be fooled by it's benign name. If you take a deep dive into the history of the Mood Moderator series, WWX guarantees that you will find yourself surprised at the number of banned books calling the very same spell by a different name: The Kill-Heart Curse.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"Im sorry," LWJ says uncertainly, his brows furrowing in flash-pain, "That's not it. Did you like me? Were we friends?" "Um, oh! YEah," WWX nods quickly, very quickly choosing to ignore how much LWJ had hated and fought him, "Of course we're friends!" "Could you help me, then?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"What?" WWX asks. "This is the person I wish to love," LWJ says. "WHAT?" WWX asks. "I must love this person," LWJ says, very unlovingly, to WWX, "Everything is wrong. I don't know how to fix it. I must love him. Please let me buy a tattoo." WWX shakes his head, "No. No way!"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"Lan Zhan," He whispers, holding LWJ's wrist in broad daylight under the eve of his shop, "Do you remember me?" "This is a tattoo parlor," LWJ says, blank, with blinking half-lidded eyes slowly, "You are the artist. I apologise. It's. difficult to remember. I... I do know you."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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If sense and reason were enough to stop WWX from hating someone, then he would have forgiven Peacock years ago. If sense and reason were enough to stop people from hating others, then WWX wouldn't be a wanted fugitive. LXC has gone straight into WWX's blacklist.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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One week later, LWJ: *stumbling out of the shrine clean and fresh, absolutely wrecked, wearing black robes* LXC: Wangji! Oh you look terrible, what happened to you! LWJ, voice so raw its nearly gone: I have received many favours.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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LWJ crashes into his bed in the Jingshi, sleeps straight through for 72 hours, and in the mean time the evil Wen Sect disappears entirely off the face of earth. LXC and the rest of the Lan Sect: What in the fresh hell happened in that shrine..?
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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LWJ: This one is humbly begging Laozu for his help against the Wens who are unrighteous and-- The god: Lan-er-gege should just call me Wei Ying ;) LWJ: LWJ's mind: *BLARING SIRENS* WY, hearing those sirens just as well: Whew I'll never get over how hot that is!
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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LWJ has his hand pressed to his forehead, eyes closed tightly. He breathes in. He breathes out. It's shaky but regular. "...Lan Zhan?" WWX asks, so very quiet. "Please help," LWJ says, tone akin to a text to speech converter. "This is the only place left."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"I," WWX says, "I was wrong, sorry. I'll cast the spell as many times as you want Lan Zhan. But maybe-- maybe not today? It's not good to be hit with multiple big spells in one day." "Tomorrow," LWJ says. His hand only holds harder onto WWX's leg. "Whatever you want," WWX nods.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WWX knows a lot about these. They hadn't been a popular choice when the Wen were the ruling party, but quickly increased in use after JGS came to be president. WWX knows many protestors who were stamped with these before their hearings and couldn't even speak properly in court.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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LWJ's mind, half an hour later: ...hey didnt you want a herd of bunnies when you were small. LWJ's mind: πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ ask for another favour. WY: Seriously? LWJ's mind: pay him back with your body again. WY: I give up. You're insatiable.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WWX looks down at the paper. His mind is a wooshing empty desert. He almost crumples the paper. It's a wanted paper. On it is what must be the ugliest photoshop of WWX in the history of anti-Yiling-Laozu propaganda, with a warning against approaching him for one's own safety.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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And in the middle of that huge spell sinking into his skin, writing over his mind, even if only for one hour-- LWJ looks straight at WWX, eyes still blurry, accepting the magic without resistance. LWJ says, "Thank you." "Ah," WWX sighs, as the circle lowers, "You're welcome."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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WY: ...WOW. LWJ: *ears flushing completely red* WY: Well I'm definitely not choosing the incense and jade after this.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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"You must be misunderstanding something," WWX says faintly, "Right. You think a love spell will break your curse. It won't. It's not strong enough. Even if you're angry, loving a criminal won't be revenge." "I'm not angry," LWJ says, "I cannot even remember what it was like."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
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The disciples and elders waiting anxiously in front of the perimeter of the shrine: It's been three days... how terribly difficult it must be! HGJ's doing so much for the Lan Sect's future😰 LWJ, in the shrine: *held up against a wall, literally AND metaphorically seeing god*
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"Lan Zhan," WWX says softly, crouching in front of LWJ's chair and covering his hands with his own, "If you want to stay with me instead of going back there, I can help you hide away." LWJ tilts his head at him. "Why would I want to stay with you?" WWX bursts into a half-grin.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"I love you," LWJ's still mumbling that into WWX's robes, same as he repeats everything he doesn't want to forget, "I love you. Wei Ying, it's back. I love you. Everything felt so wrong." WWX hesitates. "Better now?" "I'd forgotten," LWJ whispers, "What it was to feel good."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX isn't using a shapeshifting spell, because they are deadly when used constantly for too long. But he did change his name and grow out his hair, did start wearing loose robes to make for a different silhouette. It shouldn't make a bit of a difference to his childhood friend.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 months
#mermay where all the students at CR are warned away from the back hills by the Lan heir. WWX of course listens with half an ear, gets drunk in Caiyi Town at night, loses his way and ends up on those back hills-- finding siren half-yao LWJ on the porch of a house in gentians.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
LWJ looks at WWX's face at length, tilting it this way and that with his hand on WWX's cheek. "Wei Ying..." He says, "That seems right." "Convinced yet?" WWX laughs. Without preamble, LWJ tilts his chin up and kisses him. "Mh?!" WWX says to LWJ's lips, wide eyed and frozen.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"I understand," LWJ says. "If you knew who did this to you," WWX says viciously, "If I KNEW..." LWJ takes the paper and refolds it. "It was the man taking dinner with Xiongzhang last week," He says, "No, rather further before that. I cannot remember his name. Is it important?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Meanwhile, LWJ has just returned from another failed campaign against the Wens and is now ready to scream because he doesnt know how to tell his elders that they are about to make a GREAT mistake.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"That's not the issue!" WWX exclaims. LWJ bows his head, his neat braid sliding off one shoulder. "Other magic shops... they all turned me away at first sight," He says, "I cannot remember why they recognise me." WWX's heart clenches. "You were very famous." "I see," LWJ says.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Kill-Heart Curse, you might even read: incredibly useful to counter magic like love spells and enrage curses! Instantly erase your emotions for the duration of the spell! Absolutely no flaws*! *side effects may include difficulty thinking, eye problems, shaking, chance of coma.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
LWJ reaches up to hold onto WWX's raised hand, pulling it gently aside. "Is it my brand... that it is so difficult to understand this," LWJ says, narrowing his eyes as if to see WWX's face properly. "This?" WWX asks, confused. "Why it is so forbidden to love you," LWJ says.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX still has LWJ's branded wrist cupped in his hand on the table, observing the magic circle on it with fury burning in his chest. "You're the scion of the Cloud Recesses, the greatest mage of our generation, how could they dare to..! How could your brother not stop them!"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Took a 3 hour nap and saw soft sad monsterji in my dreams and now I can't forget about him. AU where new sweethearts wangxian go on a suspiciously cheap ship vacation to an island some way off the coast and LWJ very unluckily gets chosen by the local dragon god.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 months
I like when wangxian marry. -LWJ in the Jiang Sect wearing purple so pale it's almost pink or lilac -LWJ in a Yiling Wei Sect wearing black robes with high collars and billowing sleeves -WWX in the Lan Sect wearing more layers than ever, with just the overmost coat in pure white
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
There is a lilt to the end of his question that wasn't in his voice before, an edge of clawing desperation that WWX only recognises because he sees with his own eyes how the magic circle on LWJ's wrist lights up in gold. "Lan Zhan?" WWX's gaze snaps up to LWJ's face.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX bites his lips, grasping the paper tightly. The teenager who fought WWX under moonligt might be screaming. "..you'd be so mad," WWX says. "I see," LWJ says. "One of the only things you agreed over with me back then was that Mood Modulators are inhuman," WWX twists his lips.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WY: If you want to request help from a god, you should give some offerings first, shouldn't you? LWJ's mind: Tell him that you brought offerings Also LWJ's mind: Forget the offerins. Offer your body instead. Tell him he can rip your clothes off and fuck you right here on the--
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX wants desperately to understand this situation, except he can see people starting pass by the narrow and cramped street of the area closest to a magical black market in this city. LWJ is-- well, he was famous. WWX can't risk his identity as MXY, a fameless orphan, like this.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
The Jins rose in power through money, under-table deals, and a propanganda of anti-violence reform. JGS swore, smiling brightly under flashing lights, that he would rebuild society after the Wen's cruel use of curses. The Mood Moderator Spell was one of their greatest prides.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"And your brother-- KNEW, that this is the asshole who branded you?" LWJ blinks at WWX, completely unresponsive to WWX's uncontainable fury. "I wouldn't know," LWJ says, "I don't think anyone asked me who it was." "You don't-- and you didn't think to tell him?!" "Why would I?"
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
LWJ pulls back very simply, and the brand on his wrist flashes bright enough to blind. While WWX is busy scrambling away and covering his lips with a hand, LWJ lets out a shaky sigh, once again trying to adjust to the effect of the spell. "Yes," LWJ says, finally, "It's you."
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
LWJ's crime, which he doesn't seem to be able to explain, sounds to be approximately around when WWX was supposed to be executed. Then the punishment... If the case took years, even a decade, that would still leave three years for LWJ to have been under this curse.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Modern AU where WWX blacks out after getting unfairly humiliated by his asshole boss and drinking too much at the office party. Then he wakes up, gets dressed, exits his apartment for work, and he comes across a ginormous yellow dragon eye watching him from the building window.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Does anyone here watch japanese anime? Has anyone watched Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon? Anyways I want what Miss Kobayashi has.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
Even printed with washable ink, it was a cruel way to control "potential risks" who might "fall prey to their own emotions and cause violence". It wasn't what the Jins used on the Wens, but it WAS what they used on people "led astray by emotions" who tried to speak for the Wens.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
I mean, LWJ certainly tries to relate his family's grievances to the god first. But said god is very much lounging over LWJ's back where LWJ kneels in front of the altar, slipping his warm hands under LWJ's ceremonial robes, and LWJ just wasn't built to resist this okay?
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX himself never had one. He was already too much of a power for them to try to control through court. But he remembers Luo Qingyang promising to try and convince the parliament to forgive him and then spending the next three months attached with a Mood Moderator anklet.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
"Come on, hurry in, here," WWX grabs LWJ's branded arm and pulls him inside, closing the door and flipping the OPEN sign to CLOSED on the way. His shop isn't tidy, covered in papiri of runes and grimoires as well as packets of sterile gloves and a cheap secondhand tattoo gun.
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emi πŸ¦Šβœ¨πŸŽ‡
2 years
WWX wants to know if LWJ really thinks a mere love spell will fix his curse. He wants to know why the tattoo shops won't see him. He wants to know-- why? WHY? "There is only you," LWJ says. "Please help," LWJ says. 'Wei Ying,' WWX hears, in that soulful tone 13 years past.
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