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transsexual chris moltisanti

@endsbetter

2 years

Non-binary people after watching Our Flag Means Death

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transsexual chris moltisanti

@endsbetter

3 years

For those playing along at home they owe us each $44,000

Vice President Kamala Harris

@VP

4 years

I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.

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Sorting all media into the categories of "good" or "problematic" is a false binary and a bad way to engage with art.

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@theashleyray I had a supervisor who asked why I kept going to the bathroom for about 15 mins "so soon after my lunch break" and I was like idk how to tell u about pooping

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@matildae22 the commercial would literally be like "you assume I can't be in on the joke"

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I love how much the right misunderstands this type of person. She looks like she's going to cause the downfall Minas World in West Philly.

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4 years

Arwen was approximately 2700 years older than Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. Twitter, do your thing.

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1 year

@theashleyray did they also tell you to knock over a trashcan if someone else is being harassed because if so we went through the same training and it was insane

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3 months

we as a society need to really have a reckoning on if we need so much stuff delivered to us so quickly

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4 months

THREAD: Amazon is forcing warehouse workers across India to work without water or bathroom breaks as temperatures reach as high as an unprecedented and excruciating 125 degrees Fahrenheit.

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2 years

waiting for someone who says cake pops are one of their 3 safe foods to call jorts ableist about this one

Jorts (and Jean)

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Q: What if it’s the only coffee shop for 100000 miles and I’ll die if I don’t get a cake pop A: No. That’s fake

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happy eras tour day to them

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5 years

@MajorPhilebrity Please don't misgender our trans brother

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3 years

@vermont_morgan "proportionately to what they make" is a weird way to split a check???????

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2 years

@MattWBZ @wbznewsradio they have nothing on the people of Shamokin, PA

Residents Devastated After Dunkin’ Donuts Closed by Fire

A coffee shop in Shamokin is closed following an arson over the weekend. Police say a teenager is responsible for all of the damage.Yellow tape surrounds the...

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3 years

oh this blew up a little bit while I was sleeping - get involved in mutual aid supporting community fridges is a great way to start:

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3 years

ok, wow, unfollowing now. I was a huge fan of her story but then I found out she cried a river and drowned the whole world

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2 years

@queensofbravo Erika's son is a grown ass police officer

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4 months

theres a lot of swifties who genuinely need to seek psychiatric help

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Joe Alwyn on the media attention of his breakup with Taylor Swift: “You have something very real suddenly thrown into a very unreal space: tabloids, social media, press, where it is then dissected, speculated on, pulled out of shape beyond recognition. And the truth is, to that

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@chachch_changes @melissajknows I can't believe someone would look at their neighbors in the same apartment complex and be like they are poor but I am rich and powerful and POLITE

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2 years

@TriflersNeedNot @AlyssaTrusz @spinubzilla Well....this tweet is gonna get read to my therapist

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3 years

Bad Art Friend:

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3 months

norovirus tore through my friend group a few years ago. if you're so sick you shit your pants please stay inside for like a week or so after.

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So many ppl are telling me their norovirus horror stories on ig. I guess I need to just not leave the house for a few days. I didn’t realize how contagious this is.

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2 years

jorts will NOT be verified anytime soon

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

2 years

Maybe instead of a check mark, it can be a little boot. Like the one that you paid $20/month to lick

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She's about to call a meeting of her queer platonic household because she doesn't have the spoons to make vegan food for her roommate for group dinner

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@lennyburnham not liking lasagna is insane to me. like its not my fave, i don't have it a ton....but you don't like the pasta cake??? that's suspicious.

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3 years

them: the james cordon sperm balloon isnt real and can't hurt you the james cordon sperm balloon:

The Timeless Pop Culture Fan (Abandoned)

@PopCultureGuy12

3 years

Watched the new Cinderella film out of curiosity. It could've been better, had we not had to see this monster.. 😬

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2 years

philly neighborhood groups remain unmatched

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3 years

@CentristMadness We've been in this pandemic since March 2020. That's approximately 22 months. Math is fun.

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using these fridges is also dope

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3 years

The 'think of the children at pride' crowd should read the absolutely wild shit we were all reading on fanfiction dot net at age 12 harry potter was getting fisted by draco between the lyrics of get up kids songs

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3 years

If I gave away my edibles on Halloween trust that it is I who is the victim

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They gave Steve kornacki another board and more numbers god bless #Olympics

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4 years

@gaysuccession @nocontextroyco Shiv doesn't deserve Tom.

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4 years

The last four characters on your phone define your mental health.

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@lennyburnham much like lolita, I would venture to guess that most of the people that loudly hate it have never read it

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3 years

Me in 7th grade doing the presidential physical fitness test

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Dumb tattoo reveal. I'm obsessed.

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@theferocity Ish but not enough for me to be butthurt about it

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realizing in this moment that PATRICK WILSON was Raoul in the Phantom of the Opera movie????? what was happening in that casting department

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@Leftwatch2 @communoah the third ones getting a lot of attention but i love the fourth that boils down to "i was standoffish on our first date and now he doesn't want to hang" like yeah! cause and effect!

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3 years

Brb making a series of tiktoks about how Severus Snape is Italian coded

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2 years

@yourewrongabout @RottenInDenmark

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@xoxogossipgita i genuinely love the jorts account, its very cute and informative but like dang people are going NUTS about whats essentially a good meme account

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4 years

This is Trumps fault but its also Mitch McConnell's fault. It's Ted Cruz's fault. It's Suzanne Collins fault. It's Mike Pence's fault. It's Kayleigh McEnany's fault. It's Lindsay Grahams fault.

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if u are not from philly you must understand political instinct misfirings are her specialty

one dozen bats at a keyboard

@PanasonicDX4500

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if it’s not a leaked vice president announcement then cherelle parker coming out swinging on a shapiro pressure campaign the same day it leaks that pelosi is lobbying for walz is one of the funniest political instincts misfirings of all time

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4 years

I've been reading a lot about people hitting a "pandemic wall" and experiencing extreme burnout, and yes I can only describe my current state as 'i have run out of mental health'

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@lennyburnham I also think 30 rock gets the simultaneously codependent yet distant work relationships as they exist in reality better than the other two shows tbh

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3 years

olympic announcer: one of the best breast strokers in the world me: haha nice dude

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4 years

*Chefs kiss*

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3 years

It's frankly insulting when takes float around about the Sopranos having no fully formed female characters with actual arcs when

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4 years

I told my son, Bryndyn (3.75) that Trump has been banned from twitter. He responded "That sort of censorship is frankly Orwellian" so I put his dumb ass up for adoption.

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4 years

Thinking about how when bald eagles walk around they look like they're wearing lil trousers pulled up too high

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3 years

The common factor of all of @AJemaineClement 's shows is inane meetings and I love all of them.

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4 years

my contribution to The Discourse: sometimes you can find things touching and poignant without them being the best thing ever written

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1 year

@julie_bush @HenryJamesDavid ok but its not true and people have made lists proving that its not a true statement

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1 year

@theashleyray amazing that I said the same shit to her and yet....remain unblocked....she has to know right

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3 years

"do you want refugees as neighbors?" I don't talk to my neighbors they could be refugees right now for all I know mind ya fuckin business

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5 years

@nypost SIR

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in bed but there's no cats???????? where are they

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@DarcyCarden

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@thejericbrual but he's your ride to the bar

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5 years

Put your pronouns in your Twitter bio so I can talk shit without misgendering

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4 years

Reminder for those of us at home: do not retweet or spread images or videos with protestors faces. #phillyprotests

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If u narc on sex workers youre not a feminist thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Tbh someone I think is hacky just got on snl and it inspired me to sit down, go through my old joke books, make a list of festivals to apply to, send out my new tape to as many people as I can, and make my own success cause if that racist piece of shit can make it so can i.

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6 years

@MajorPhilebrity All Meryl Streep gave her was a good job and the haircut she deserved.

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4 years

Rudy Giuliani has big "the end of Death Becomes Her" aesthetics

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Boromir and Faramir walked so Jaime and Tyrion could run.

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4 years

We need to have a collective conversation about @MattRogersTho 's outfits on Haute Dog. The bravery of this man dressing like the flyest lesbian.

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@upuntil_dawn big brother fans take identity politics to a level of toxicity most people have never thought possible.

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2 years

some news!

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Overnight shipping on everything is about to be so dead (good)

More Perfect Union

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BREAKING: An NLRB judge has paved the way for 280,000 Amazon drivers to unionize. The judge found that Amazon is a joint employer of these thousands of delivery drivers. That means the company must recognize and bargain with their workers, who are likely to join the @Teamsters .

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2 years

cash cab with philadelphia residents would honestly be the funniest shit.

Susanne Rosenhouse

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Here's my pitch. @Jeopardy 's current champ Ryan Long is a ride share driver. We need a Cash Cab reboot with Ryan as the host, driving his Uber around Philadelphia and picking up unsuspecting trivia contestants. I know #Jeopardy fans would watch this.

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Tim 🇺🇸

@trouble_man90

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Notice how it’s only rich white people wanting Joe to step down

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DO NOT give any attention to this nepo baby this Christmas

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4 years

I called out sick and now need you all to remind me that mental health counts as being sick and that what I did is ok thanks

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@whyangelinawhy

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Game of Thrones lasted longer than the Confederacy and we had no problem letting that go when we realized it was bad.

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4 years

Philly Fighting Philly Fighting COVID

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1 year

no one: qanon:

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@iramadisonthree @rosedommu imagine calling a rated r movie "basically porn" truly spoken like someone who has never seen porn

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Watching Muppets Christmas Carol with someone who not only has never seen it, but seems genuinely unfamiliar with A Christmas Carol as a story.

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@judysquirrels COVID conscious crowd is obsessed with tracking black women's every moves these days between you and ashley

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@whyangelinawhy Sandor fans. Jaime fans. 🤝 Disappointment in the show adaptation

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@VK_HM We need him

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The ending that Sandor Clegane deserved was living peacefully in that village, building a Sept.

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5 years

BREAKING statement from Justin Trudeau's office:

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3 years

Is there a name for this character trope because I've been calling them " #1 Boys"

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3 years

When ur Italian and it's Christmas eve

SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest

@snlhostsintro

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1 year

that mlk Jr and Malcolm x were diametrically opposed rivals

Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸

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If you grew up in the United States, what's one thing that you learned in history class that you later learned was just propaganda?

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3 years

Instead of rumbling the Sharks and the Jets should have explored each others bodies

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Nothing has been better for my mental health than finding Heathcliff Twitter

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when i was in catholic school senior year we had to take a "world religions" class and most of it was just other forms of christianity and why they are wrong and weird

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4 years

Ted Bundy volunteered at a suicide hotline who gives a shit