Dazai: Chuuya, let’s get married!
Chuuya: same-sex marriage isn’t legal though
Dazai: …
Chuuya: ???
Dazai: you work for the mafia and do tons of illegal stuff daily, and you’d draw the line at getting married to your partner of 7 years? I’m hurt, chibi, really hurt…
Okay but what if Chuuya dies at 16 while using Corruption but he doesn’t fully pass bc of some reason.
The next day Dazai walks into his office and Chuuya’s already waiting for him, as lively as ever.
Childhood friends to enemies to lovers skk au in which the Dazais and the Nakaharas frequent the same holiday resort in Yokohama for two months every summer.
Two months that Dazai and Chuuya spent playing together, going on adventures and being /seasonal best friends/ only to
Chuuya stumbles across some Soukoku fanfictions on the internet after he heard some of his subordinates gossiping about it—
There are a couple of different usernames, but one author’s work stands out as a sore thumb.
“Chuuya remembers I love him, right?” Dazai purred, voice dark and raspy and hips slowing down just a notch as he changed angle.
Chuuya whimpered under him as Dazai’s thrusts became deeper, more purposeful. “Ah, yea—”
“Good, because I’m about to fuck you like I don’t.”
So I’ve been thinking about an AU where the ADA and PM members were all attending high school together, and now, 10 years after graduation, it’s finally time for a proper reunion with all former classmates present.
I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips.
“She’s a 10, but it’s in inches” — Dazai about crossdressing Chuuya during an undercover mission, and ppl think he’s mocking the pretty redhead’s height, while in reality, Dazai is talking about Chuuya’s dick.
I just can’t get the image of Dazai rolling around on the living room floor, rambling about how Atsushi’s recklessness made him worry that day, while Chuuya just stands in front of the stove, stirring a pot of soup with the most stupidly fond expression ever on his face
Skk coffee shop au //
Dazai visits the coffee shop on campus and falls head over heels for the tiny cashier upon first sight. So he decides to get to know him no matter the cost.
And what better way to do that than asking him to recommend you a drink?
I raise you one: Chuuya’s doing everything in his power to make Dazai fall out of love with him as fast as possible — it backfires spectacularly, his antics only make Dazai love him even harder.
Which is fine bc it turns out Chuuya’s just as whipped for him.
No one can convince me that skk haven’t kissed at least once while they were partners in the PM. Was it a drunk kiss? Out of plain curiosity? Experimenting? Comfort? A bet between the duo or someone else dared one of them?
For whatever reason but PM 👏 skk 👏 kissed 👏
Omg yes!!!
Dazai: umm, Chuuya, I thought we are getting a puppy
Chuuya: just bc he’s old doesn’t mean he can’t be a puppy. Look at him, Osamu, I couldn’t leave him there, he’s been alone for a long time
And Dazai’s wary at first, —
@encsiimomo
Knowing how Chuuya is, he'd find an older dog who's been there awhile and want to give it the happiest life for the rest of it's days ;-; And it would be a chill ol' dog so even Dazai will slowly warm up to it.
Chuuya’s answering smile is beautiful.
“Of course, stupid Osamu. I’d never leave.”
Dazai defects from the PM that night, leaving nothing but the case reports of Chuuya’s death on the counter for him to find in the morning.
For Chuuya to finally move on; to rest in peace.
Dazai’s blasting his music on max volume in the middle of the night to piss off his roommate, Kunikida.
But Kunikida’s not the only one in the building who wants to sleep at 2am, and one of their neighbours calls the police.
When Dazai opens the door to the officer
random post meursault skk thought I just had instead of falling asleep:
Dazai’s on tinder, swiping left and right out of boredom, too lazy to even ask his usual suicide question from the girls he matches, when he gets an idea and switches his app to show all genders
a random draft I found on my gdocs
it was named “skk — living together, falling out of love” and I was like huh… did I write some angst? but no, it’s just peak skk stupidity
Omega Rights activist Chuuya | skk | nsfw by the end 🧵🔞
Dazai, attended the Omega rights rally with his best friend, Odasaku and his boyfriend, Ango.
He knew how much the two man fought to overcome their society’s hierarchical norms — for Ango to get a chance at going
Post-canon skk moves in together ✨
Well, Dazai moves in while Chuuya is oblivious and takes everything Dazai does as if it’s… normal.
At first, Dazai only turns up for dinners.
Then he stays the night. Chuuya puts a pillow and a blanket on the couch the
Dark Era | Skk | 7 Days AU | 🔞
Fed up with Dazai’s 7-day dating shenanigans, Chuuya asks him out for the week to get a break from his partner and his temporary spouses. Oblivious Chuuya, pining idiots in love, and a fair share of smut ensues. ✨
the Detective Agency called him, but still. It was his, and he liked that very much, and now a faceless stranger on the internet managed to ruin it for him.
Out of spite, fuelled by his rage, Chuuya doesn’t even have to think about his own username anymore.
/BandagedBastard/
Hm, so I had another skk thought…
tw: mentioned religious content, mental health issues, abuse
Dazai lived a seemingly pristine life as the son of the local priest. He was raised in a religious household led by strong beliefs and immaculate morals.
I kinda love the idea of Chuuya being Dazai’s first ever given blowjob after their reunion at 22.
And he’s not good at it. He uses teeth, he doesn’t know what to do with his tongue and he gags every time he tries to take Chuuya deeper.
But still —
“The fuck are you so late, Mackerel?”
Dazai’s speechless at first. “I… I was at a funeral this morning.”
/Chuuya’s funeral/ to be precise.
“Oh, I didn’t… Was it someone I knew?”
“…no, not really, chibi.”
Dazai decides to play along.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw Chuuya being called “that twink” bc of that slutty waist poll, I wouldn’t have to buy the discounted orange juice this morning omw to work
While Dazai knows Chuuya’s nothing but a ghost, he is not willing to tell him that bc then Chuuya may be able to accept his death and move on.
He doesn’t want Chuuya to leave him. He’s not ready to let go of the boy, not yet. Never.
He figures soon enough that he is the only one who can see Chuuya.
So he has to take some safety precautions: he moves into Chuuya’s apartment so it won’t be sold. He also only takes on missions he knows won’t need Chuuya to try to activate his ability.
But there are some close calls Dazai struggles to navigate. At some point he even suspects that Mori knows.
“Ane-san seems sad nowadays, and she didn’t wave back when we saw her earlier. Is she mad at me?”
“Don’t you worry, chibi. She probably ignored you bc you’re with me.”
Defense Attorney Chuuya hooks up with Detective Dazai the night before they meet at court. A smutty skk oneshot with some plot.
CW: Explicit sexual content 🔞
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What if canon Chuuya gets isekai’d into omegaverse by an ability, has his heat triggered by the switch, then gets taken care of by alpha!Dazai of that universe 👀
Harry Potter AU skk but instead of students it’s about the rivalry between Head of Slytherin Potions professor Dazai and Head of Gryffindor Flying Instructor Chuuya.
And Chuuya’s gonna endure, no matter how it ends, — he just needs to know, he needs closure — because he is stronger than this shitty love he’s been feeling for the gorgeous fishy bastard over a fucking decade.
Chuuya doesn’t see the longing in Dazai’s eyes. Not yet.
18 yo high school senior Nakahara Chuuya gets kidnapped by the most popular boy group, The Buraiha Trio and is forced to go on tour with them. While on the road he gets close to his least favourite member, the dark and mysterious Dazai Osamu and the two of them fall in love—
It also doesn’t help that Dazai’s visibility growing up, and Chuuya measures himself every day but he’s still the same height he was at 16.
Dazai blames it on the curse he put on Chuuya when they were 15 but a joke can only hold up so long…
They grow closer and closer with every day, and with time, coming clean to Chuuya gets even harder.
If Dazai wasn’t able to let his /partner/ go at 16, how can he do it with the /boy he loves/ at 18?
But life’s nothing if not cruel.
Countryside motorcycle gang leader Chuuya and burnt out author Dazai who fled the big city after his marriage crashed — aka, Dazai’s bisexual awakening upon meeting the rough around the edges King of Sheep.
It’s a weird, cold sensation but it’s everything Dazai wants in life. Everything he can’t have…
The hopeful look on Chuuya’s face after they part breaks Dazai’s heart irreparably.
“Thank you for staying by my side these past 2 years, Chuuya. I couldn’t make it without you.”
“Ah, that’s Dazai Osamu, same year as you. Pretty to look at but painfully straight.”
Dazai Osamu, the boy who kissed Chuuya 7 years ago. His once-best friend who broke his heart, his now-enemy.
Dazai, whose eyes widened in surprise as their gazes met across the room.
Now that the twt limit lifted (temporarily?permanently?? who knows) let’s acknowledge once again just how utterly breathtakingly gorgeous Nakahara Chuuya is—
Okay but I have a new alpha!Dazai/omega!Chuuya idea —
The feared Demon Prodigy, boss of the PM and one of the strongest alphas in history had to get into an arranged marriage with the princess of the Nakahara-kai bc of an external threat.
Kouyou, the fierce alpha
The night goes on as usual; with lighthearted banter and timid touches.
“You seem off today, Mackerel. Is everything alright?”
“…”
“Osamu?”
Dazai kisses Chuuya for the first time. And Chuuya kisses back.
Odasaku dies, and Dazai has to make a choice — stay against his friend’s wishes or leave the PM and let Chuuya go…
Dazai goes home to the apartment he’s been sharing with Chuuya for the past two years.
Guess who’s back with a smutty 🔞 pm!skk one shot? 👀
skk get stranded on a mission, there is only one bed, and Chuuya offers a helping hand to Dazai, just like good partners do
Link in the comments ⬇️
Seeing Chuuya again after being deprived of any contact for over 7 years came to him as a shock, he really thought he lost him forever.
And now he had to face the reality that Chuuya was here, within arms reach but he didn’t want anything to do with Dazai anymore.)
As much as I love Chuuya in professional outfits, I /need/ him in casual clothes. Sweatpants with a tank top? An oversized t-shirt with yoga pants?? Booty shorts??? A CROPTOP????
⚠️ dead dove??? ⚠️
I’m not even sure I can say it, but I want to write Dazai keeping Chuuya’s corpse in his apartment bc he can’t process his death — like the whole nine yards: they have dinner and sleep together every night, and Dazai has these hallucinations +
Fanfic writers, this year I challenge you to write something unlovable, something too unhinged for anyone but yourself. Do it with total sincerity and cackle with glee as it gets two bewildered kudos.
As promised, here’s a snippet from something new I’ve been working on the side lately 🤭
Oda asks Dazai to pick his fiancé’s /little brother/ up from the airport, but to his surprise, Chuuya’s not the snotty-nosed teenager Dazai imagined him to be.
#WIPWednesday
go back to their regular lives during the school year.
They both had their own friend groups in their respective schools & never tried to contact each other during the year, but they fell back into easy friendship the moment they entered the gates of the resort and met up again.
This author’s fics have such obnoxiously accurate descriptions of their characters, except that they are all about Dazai pursuing Chuuya in such ways, and with feelings running so deep, that he’s sure his ex-partner isn’t even capable of.
Ladies, gents, and non-binary cuties, I brought you some skk mirror sex sprinkled with size kink as a(n almost) late entry for
#Bottom_Chuuya_Week
🔥
It’s also softer than it sounds 🤭
It was really close, but stepbros skk won the poll. So here it is, for this week’s
#WIPWednesday
, lemme give you some skk reddit shenanigans 🤭
Just imagine Albatross sending Chuuya Dazai’s post like “OI DUDE, THIS U??!!👀👀👀👀👀👀”
Until the summer of their 15th year came, and with puberty raging wild inside them, things suddenly changed.
Not everything, but this year, they started to see each other in a different light.
The childish innocence of touching the other was gone, running around the resort
Why would Dazai think he’s beautiful when irl Dazai called him ugly a million times before.
Why would Dazai yearn for his touch when irl Dazai acted as if the smallest physical contact repulsed him.
When Dazai kissed Chuuya the very last night of their vacation, it was timid, a soft brush of lips.
A promise of something more to come.
They said their goodbye the next morning, and Chuuya spent the rest of the ride home with a secretive little grin painted on his face as he
hand in hand suddenly felt odd, talking through the night and falling asleep in the same bed, limbs tangled made them react in a completely different way.
Eyes lingered more and more, and the blush tinting their cheeks couldn’t be chalked up to the heat of the summer anymore.
Drunk Chuuya being physically affectionate with Dazai while they are out celebrating his bday with the agency, and Dazai’s eating that shit up bc usually Chuuya acts all ashamed when it comes to PDA
Why would Dazai want to hold him and keep him safe when irl Dazai left him on the battlefield unconscious not once but twice since they reunited.
Why would Dazai want to kiss him, go on dates, wake up next to him, ma—
Fuck, is that a marriage proposal fic?
“She’s warming up to you, just give her time. And isn’t this party a good chance to make a good impression on your childhood best friend’s mate?”
Odasaku was right. He might not be able to prove his worth to the omega before, but he could work on his existing relationships.
And Dazai remembers all those nights he spent alone in a shitty shipping container, craving comfort he’d never openly ask for—
Chuuya comes home in the morning to find Dazai sleeping on the sofa, cuddling their dog to his chest.
And Chuuya’s happy. So. Fucking. Happy.
kept staring at the crumpled piece of paper Dazai slipped into his hand.
This year, for the first time since they’ve met as nothing but snotty nosed five year olds, they decided to keep in touch.