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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

2 years

⭐️🎙Welcome to STARGIRL, a show about girls who stand out 🎙⭐️

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

7 months

Why does every article start with “Fads have always been cyclical, but in today’s era of accelerated microtrends—thanks in no small part to our ever-increasing metabolism for visual culture—“

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Rest In Peace ⭐️🕊💔⭐️

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

Final moments as a Miss 🕊️

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

I love to escalate a situation to make it memorable

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

MFW my boyfriend is named David, his friend is named David, my friend’s boyfriend is named David, and my two editors are also named David

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Dad met a moose 😃

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

For @softpunkmag , I wrote about Grimes and the power/limits of self-fetishization

On Duplicity

Grimes and the Allure of the Fantasy-Self

www.softpunkmag.com

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

I wrote about Emily Ratajkowski, metaphorized violence, and what we lose in the quest to control our own image. Read an excerpt here:

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Haha- NO!!! to literally everything I’ve ever looked at or seen

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

I reviewed Anne Helen Petersen’s new book CAN’T EVEN: How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation @softpunkmag

Millennial Burndown

The Short Fuse of Anne Helen Petersen's "CAN'T EVEN"

www.softpunkmag.com

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Shoes-off household? Grow up! Commit to sweeping. Let people stunt

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

POV me and all my future daughters are shocked by your behavior

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

So excited to share Look Alive, a new pamphlet series from Citizen Editions. The project pairs original writing and images, and is packaged as a single-sheet document that folds out into a full-size poster. Link to purchase pamphlet here!

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Spotify Wrapped screenshots like “I feel so seen😌” yes baby it’s literally data

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Wrote about how we're rationalizing indulgent fitness content in quarantine for @_reallifemag — thank you to @robhorning for the killer and patient edits!

Make Yourself a Gift — Real Life

Under social distancing, to be healthy is to post, to post is to be healthy

reallifemag.com

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

I think Parade underwear’s Instagram presence is weird and cringe! Find out why! @laidoffnyc

Late to the Parade: The Self-Own of Influencer Marketing in 2021

by Emma Baker The typical Parade [https://www.instagram.com/parade/tagged/] sponcon looks like this: A racially ambiguous young woman kneels before a mirror, nude save for a cropped hoodie, neon...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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8 months

I’m 30! 🌞✨

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Emma Glenn Baker

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8 years

Want to be famous enough such that my murder is considered an assassination

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

I am appalled at the compliments I start doling out to women I barely know when I’m drunk

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

More of a vibe review than a book review. Full text up now!

The Death of the Muse

Emily Ratajkowski and the Right to One's Lens

lookalive.substack.com

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

Signing all my emails with “merci” until I get fired from my unpaid internship

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

2 years

I reviewed opening night of A Midsummer Night’s Dream @nycballet 🌌🌿🧚🏻‍♂️🌹

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

I wrote about The Drunken Canal, the appetite for analog media, and how far (or not) we’re willing to go for it 🗞

Atomized by Exposure

*The Drunken Canal* & Appetites for Analog Community

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

David rescued a chihuahua!

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

10 months

Jk I love him 🥰

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

In lieu of changing my last name ~

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

2 years

Episode 03: Emily Ratajkowski is live! I talk about her body, her book called “My Body,” her hot-girls-for-Bernie Instagram presence, and the gluttonous impulse to control how other people see you. 🪞🍑🤰⌛️

Episode 03: Emily Ratajkowski

Episode · STARGIRL · Meet Emily Ratajkowski, the hottest woman in the world who can't be satisfied! I talk about her body, her book called "My Body," her hot-girls-for-Bernie Instagram presence, and...

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Ciao to Summer, Ciao to Fall

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

Iceland is too powerful 🧜🏻‍♀️🩵

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

2 years

Episode 04: Jia Tolentino! I talk about her expertly crafted “relatable” persona, why arrogance > feigned humility, and why I never want to see another Baby’s All Right location tag for the rest of my life. ✨🫠✨

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 months

I’m running the 1/2 marathon in Brooklyn tomorrow! My first registered race in 10 years. Yay!

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Me + David Christmas tree

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Getting increasingly difficult for me to want to associate with anyone who doesn’t give this vibe

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Ugh I take such frantic and ugly pictures, no one will ever know the truth of my beautiful and peaceful life

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Life is really just a constant cycle of impressing ur current boyfriend w LOTR trivia you learned from your previous boyfriend

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Less depressing than the b&w selfie challenge is the fact that we’ve erroneously conflated vanity with narcissism to the point that we need a guise of “activism” to occasion beautiful images. People are... very stupid

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Sunday best!

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Emma Glenn Baker

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IOU 💌

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Emma Glenn Baker

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9 months

🪩🌈 Episode 29: Taylor Swift w/ Sally Darr Griffin🧣🐍 @sallydarr takes us there: Taylor’s slow creep toward total world domination, the Dream/Threat of the Girls’ Girl, her uncanny visual identity, the Swiftie microeconomy, Easter Egg hunts, and more…

Episode 29: Taylor Swift with Sally Darr Griffin

Episode · STARGIRL · Today we welcome YouTuber and general internet darling Sally Darr Griffin to tackle Taylor Swift. Discussed: Taylor's insidious creep toward total world domination, the Dream/T...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

New one today! @laidoffnyc

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Happy thanksgiving! ❤️

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Inside of my brain

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

happy birthday to the loml @ancient_signals

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

2 years

Episode 07: Sally Rooney! Today we’re joined by dreamgirl @mikidery to talk high brow/low brow, how to make malaise stylish, the power of bookish girls, and how SR invoked Catholicism before all y’all 👗📝🍀📚☔️

Episode 07: Sally Rooney with Mikaela Dery

Episode · STARGIRL · This week, we are joined by my dear friend Mikaela Dery to discuss Sally Rooney, the Irish novelist. We talk about the high-brow/low-brow nature of her books, how to make malaise...

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

“Nothing, she told herself confidently, is more urban than black and white in summer.” - Mary McCarthy, Cast a Cold Eye (1950)

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

“We are here on this island in the middle of the Pacific in lieu of filing for divorce.” 🖊♥️

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Loves praise

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Emma Glenn Baker

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5 months

🍸🎀 Episode 37: Rachel Sennott 🪩👅 This week we explore the legacy of @treaclychild (RIP) as she’s ascended — why ironic self-debasement felt so electric in 2019, the “Our Girl Made It” feeling, and what we lost as her persona drifted into caricature

Episode 37: Rachel Sennott

Episode · STARGIRL · Happy Spring! This week we explore the legacy of @treaclychild (RIP) in her ascent from Twitter darling to HBO executive producer (!!!). We explore why ironic self-debasement...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Rockaways forever 🌅🌊

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

Thursday! Love to meet anyone interested in submitting work/collaborating down the line. Heart heart

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

David mom and me💝

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Emma Glenn Baker

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Episode 12: Lena Dunham 🤩😍🫡 👉🏻 Why calling Girls “narcissistic” is boring and wrong, Lena’s compulsive self-exposure and endless body curiosity, and her acute understanding of how people work. I love you @lenadunham !!!

Episode 12: Lena Dunham

Episode · STARGIRL · Lena Dunham's Girls is my favorite piece of art that's been created in my lifetime. I talk about why writing off the show as "narcissistic" is a massive missed opportunity,...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Give Me A Break ⛲️💘

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Happy New Year❤️

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Read it and weep! FULL 2021 trend forecast now in (observations, not opinions)

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

STARGIRL Episode 05: Alison Roman! 🍋🥫🌿🐟💄🌭 This week, bonafide AR scholar @cal_hitchcock talks about food media mania, the evolution of the Domestic Goddess, Brooklyn “found family” vibes circa 2018, & the New York fantasy of abundance in small spaces

Episode 05: Alison Roman with Callie Hitchcock

Episode · STARGIRL · Meet Alison Roman, the food media disruptress who epitomizes the best and worst of single millennial Brooklyn circa 2018. This week we are joined by Callie Hitchcock, my dear...

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Gtfo if u think high heels are the patriarchy... I’m 5 feet tall I need them to make eye contact w my (physical and intellectual) superiors (5’4” women)

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

🍸👠 Episode 22: Carrie Bradshaw with Callie Hitchcock 🍎🏙️ SATC superfan @cal_hitchcock discusses Carrie’s evolution from seedy partygirl to prudish romantic, the blurring of Candace Bushnell/Carrie/SJP, and “C.B.” as an emblem of New York.

Episode 22: Carrie Bradshaw with Callie Hitchcock

Listen to this episode from STARGIRL on Spotify. Today we welcome SATC superfan Callie Hitchcock to opine on the “ambling bravado” of Carrie Bradshaw, the beloved character created by Candace...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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6 years

I’d be completely drunk with power if I were anything over 5’5”

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Emma Glenn Baker

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5 years

My latest fussy little piece! On feeling ripped off by Trick Mirror and what we’d gain by having @jiatolentino *actually* let her guard down

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

My autofiction on @laurenoyler ’s autofiction — are we tracking? 👥🌀

Unbearable Ennui: On Lauren Oyler’s ‘Fake Accounts’

by Emma Baker I was meant to review the highly anticipated debut novel from Lauren Oyler, a young writer who had established herself as one of the most brazen, no-mercy critics of her milieu. In the...

www.laidoffnyc.com

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

♪♡♪☆彡

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

1 year

🎙️💄Episode 18: Lana Del Rey 🏜️🇺🇸 This week we join the noise to talk all things LDR: patriotism / glamour / nostalgia / melancholy / self-destruction / Los Angeles / boys / the open road. Part I of infinity!

Episode 18: Lana Del Rey with Nisa Neza

Episode · STARGIRL · Today we welcome Nisa Neza, the host of CAN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE, to tackle Lana: Part I/ ! We explore: Lana's meandering, sun-flared world, the various sexual tropes she plays...

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

4 years

Me after a breakup

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA. I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

1 year

Made a wedge 🫶🏻

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

December birthday hive rise up!! 🎄♥️❄️🥂🎁🌟💋

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Emma Glenn Baker

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5 years

Struck by this image of my divorced parents putting up Christmas lights in my dad’s new yard. Love is so messy and huge ❤️🌌

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Birthday Christmas Dunkin! 🎁

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 months

STARGIRL turns 2 this month! 🌟🎂🎈 As a bday gift from me to you, I’ve unlocked my most recent The Body Series episode with @tao_lin — I decided it was so important that everyone needs to hear it. Tune in to get a taste of what we’re up to on Patreon 😊✨

Episode 40: The Body Series with Tao Lin [UNLOCKED]

Episode · STARGIRL · *Subscribe to the STARGIRL Patreon!* This May marks two years of STARGIRL! As a birthday gift from me to you, I’m unlocking the most recent episode of The Body Series, my...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Yes I need to be dating men constantly, how else am I supposed to learn about the news..

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

27 today. Disarmed by it all

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

snowflakes falling, bf making wings, me decanting red and pink m&ms into a miniature wine glass...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

I love getting drunk and saying things I don’t mean

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Rain is sad 😔 but I guess it’s important 😌

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

I respect happy strong people because it is very difficult to be happy and strong. It is extremely easy to be sad and weak

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

Inside of my brain

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Emma Glenn Baker

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9 months

💕👸🏻 Episode 28: Jennie Kim with Alexi Alario 🎤✨ K-pop expert and fanatic @_4L3X1 schools us on BLACKPINK’s Jennie: her drive for Western relevance, perfect sexy-cute neotenous face, and why the “lazy Jennie” narrative makes her even more stannable🫰🏻

Episode 28: Jennie Kim with Alexi Alario

Episode · STARGIRL · This week we welcome K-pop expert and fanatic Alexi Alario, the co-host of Nymphet Alumni, to analyze Miss Jennie Kim ♡ We discuss how Jennie sets herself apart from her BLACKP...

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

3 years

Gorgeous truck on my block!

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

1 year

⭐️ Welcome back to STARGIRL! ⭐️ Episode 19: Caroline Calloway — on CC’s unwavering belief in her own destiny, villain/victim narratives, and how we never got to witness the magnetic, popular-girl character we were told to fear. 🌺🧚🏻‍♂️💊📘🦋🐍🦪🥂✨

Episode 19: Caroline Calloway

Episode · STARGIRL · Welcome back to STARGIRL, a show about girls who stand out! Today we ride the wave of Caroline Calloway's latest publicity cycle, centered on the long-awaited debut of her book,...

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

Which one if you urban planners can explain to me why I’m constantly getting trapped by some flimsy little fence in Fort Greene Park

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

IN OUT pt II - a few more w help of friends. Observations not opinions. Open to edits.

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4 years

Ignore!

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Emma Glenn Baker

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Looks like a TV 😌🌨

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

If I was a boy I would cry literally every second of every day

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

This skunk’s tail is the correct shape for a high pony 🦨

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

Life is good ☮️😌

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

“So I went on a date with a mason” “Like a Free mason?” “No, a stone mason”

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

I’ve noticed that a lot of people have bad taste and boring ideas

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

When I lose followers for being obnoxious, that’s misogyny

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Yay to all at Soft Punk who pulled for this big W!!! ❤️🎉

Soft Punk

@softpunkmag

4 years

"The time that we live in now is so anticipatory...Everybody’s focused on asking, when’s the worst going to happen, when is the world going to end? So I was interested in trying to anticipate the reader." Our new interview with @laurenoyler is live:

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2 years

Honestly vibing

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Emma Glenn Baker

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4 years

Why oh why did God have to make me so motherfucking hyper

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Emma Glenn Baker

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2 years

"Humanity is sometimes as mute and yielding as objecthood... Objecthood, meanwhile, can be the animating force behind everything." @z_hu__ 💎

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@z_hu__

2 years

for the new issue of @bookforum , i wrote about Olga Ravn's weird and wonderful book, The Employees:

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Emma Glenn Baker

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5 months

Apple flower 🍎🌸

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Emma Glenn Baker

@emmagigabytes

6 years

Every one of my journal entries is like, "Hey, I know I haven't written in a while, but some SHIT. HAS. GONE. DOWN."

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Emma Glenn Baker

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3 years

Every household should have two animals. One for inspiration and one for comfort

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Emma Glenn Baker

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1 year

Good news from the spine doc this week. We will be back in business 🔜🐛🤸🏼‍♀️🙏🏻

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🦋💊 Episode 23: Caroline Calloway II with Caroline Calloway 🧚🏻‍♂️🌺 @carolinecaloway herself talks self-publishing, the oversimplification of her “revenge” tale, and being a lifelong loner. Plus, CC runs herself thru the STARGIRL paradigms and gets an A+!

Episode 23: Caroline Calloway II with Caroline Calloway

Episode · STARGIRL · Today we return to the subject of Caroline Calloway with CC herself! We discuss the difficulty of self-publishing, the over-simplification of her "revenge" narrative, being a...

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