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@emilderosa

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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
5 months
i hope we get another submersible with billionaires trapped inside of it this summer. we've been good. we deserve it
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
you guys were right TikTok is pretty cool
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
first dates are great because there’s really nothing like spending $76 to find out you never wanna be in the same room with someone again
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Everyone is so mad at me. I know I clicked a sound!!!! It was supposed to be a stupid joke I didn’t know you guys were gonna go dummy with this
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
Tough day for the “we need to arm the teachers” crowd
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
Duolingo should have a ‘just enough to flirt’ setting
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Emil DeRosa
1 year
harder than it looks !
@Morbidful
Morbid Knowledge
1 year
In 2002, Charles J. Bishop, a high-school student inspired by the 9/11 attacks, flew an airplane into a skyscraper in Tampa, Florida. There was only one casualty, the boy flying the plane.
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@emilderosa
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2 years
@Cobratate Man if I were you I’d be thinking about how to get out of JAIL not doing some ballerina ass stretches and bragging about lung capacity
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@emilderosa
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1 year
I support Palestinian liberation.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
The cat is out of the bag. Please support our new show @paypigspod . More info coming REAL soon. We love you. 📸: @ipodmacbook 🎨: @philorphilip
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
i know what i'm drinking tonight
@nypost
New York Post
1 year
Megyn Kelly says drinking Bud Light is like giving ‘a middle finger to women’
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
It’s my god given right to the call the cops on my own party if I wanna go to bed
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
always thinking about that little p in raspberries. what’s he even doing there
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Hi I’m Emil DeRosa and I’m reading for the part of Guy Who Stopped Saying the R Word in 2019 But Really Only Around Women
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2 years
Holy shit they’re really gonna tell us to vote
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@emilderosa
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2 years
gonna name my kid something fucked up like Colleen
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Someone asked me on a date recently what my long term plan was and I said “die.”
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
I need a project. I wanna like break a friend up with his gf or something. Idk! Something fun.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
I also cheated on my wife but you don’t see me bragging about it
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
If I was Jewish I would’ve told my parents i wanted my bar mitzvah theme to be “getting sucked off”
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 months
man we're really gonna boil the planet just to put creatives out of work huh
@Mr_AllenT
Allen T.
3 months
Toys "R" Us has released the first OpenAI SORA generated brand commercial The use of generative AI in commercial work is here.
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@emilderosa
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5 months
i got nothing useful to add. these college students are heroic. anyone in a position of power in this country is a piss pants coward freak. free palestine 🇵🇸
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@emilderosa
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2 years
@Buncahn I think we'd all like to hear her reasoning...
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
The best part about psychedelics is the deep insight you gain
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Should I pay my rent today or make my landlord sweat it out a bit
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Emil DeRosa
1 year
@benshapiro Barbie movie made me gay. Can I come on and talk about it? About how I’m gay now cuz the Barbie movie? And trans. I’m trans now too. Cuz the freakin Barbie movie.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
My dad calls it Tiny Meat Group
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
9 months
we’re so back
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
9 months
Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
I’m scared of the Heidi Klum worm please stop posting
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3 months
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@Variety
Variety
3 months
The Boss is officially a billionaire. Bruce Springsteen, who became rock ‘n’ roll’s voice of the working class, is now worth $1.1 billion, according to a “conservative” Forbes estimate.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
The only time I truly feel alive is when I ask the waiter which dish he likes better and then order the other one
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
@Cobratate rooting for the first one, king 🤞🏼
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
“Big fan of your work.” - Me, meeting Osama bin laden in heaven
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
day three of no sweet treats. feel like shit. i just want her back
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Genius at work @Buncahn
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
I like when guys I’ve just met tell me they used to have long hair too and I get to sit there as they scroll through their phone for a good picture of them with long hair. It’s fun for me. I enjoy saying “nice, man” when they show me the picture. I live for that shit.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 months
because your friends call you "Mr. Book" when you do
@PublishersWkly
Publishers Weekly
3 months
Why don’t straight men read novels? | @dazed
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
every day i log on to twitter dot com to hang out with my friends while we wait for 5 rich guys to die
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
8 months
I feel like people don’t talk about the social media thing where a person you like and consider a dear friend is kind of insufferable on social media so you weirdly hate them when you’re apart but every time you see them in person you go “oh ya love this guy”
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
young men are in crisis — and nobody seems to care
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
Ok wait everyone stop subscribing
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Based on what fuckin likes tho? Which likes you made you think I wanna see this reject? Anyone else’s feed weirdly showing them shit they would never interact with recently?
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
*jerry Seinfeld voice* what’s the deal with my sexuality
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Hey man thanks for having me at your family’s summer house. Just wanted to apologize again for saying “kind of a hot mom dot com” when I met your parents. Really hope I’ll be invited back.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
18 days
“I don’t do politics” is almost always code for “I have abhorrent politics.” No one is ever afraid to say something like “my views are I think the government should make people’s lives better.”
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Pharrell Williams says he gets annoyed by celebrities speaking on politics: “I don’t do politics. In fact, I get annoyed sometimes when I see celebrities trying to tell you [who to vote for]… I’m one of them people [who says], ‘What the heck? Shut up. Nobody asked you.’”
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@emilderosa
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2 years
@Cobratate Dog you’re in jail tf outta here talking about being late
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@emilderosa
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Chappell Roan is one of the good ones and you're all making her crazy
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
parting my hair a different way to see if it makes me less depressed
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
me when they asked me who I wanted to start a podcast with:
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
My new health insurance doesn’t start until Friday so if you’re planning on kicking my ass or something please wait till then
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Inside you there are two wolves
@TMTakeaways
Trillionaire Mindset Takeaways
2 years
I am so conflicted if I am a Bencel or an Emilhead. I am slightly jacked and vegetarian but I also like airplanes and doing little tasks
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
*watching porn with a friend* do you think Squirtz is her real last name?
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
@Cobratate i like thinking about you asking your friends to take pictures of you. "will you get a picture of me doing a cool karate thing in front of these mountains?" v cute bb
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
I’ll kms if someone gives me this book
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
you’re a coward if you use the “and others” setting on Instagram. Let the post flop. Who cares.
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
@lavern_spicer This did not happen
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
normalize drinking hot tea at the bar
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Hot girls love Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
nobody will be laughing at me anymore when I get a weird hot Christian gf
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 months
I can’t with the hagiography. This man is not a hero. He’s doing this because it became so apparent that his mental capacity is so clearly diminished. This embarrassing end is the perfect denouement to his long shameful career.
@ezraklein
Ezra Klein
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An actual hero. This is what America First looks like when it’s a lived ethos, rather than a mask for narcissism and ambition.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
If your name is Kale don’t fuckin say shit to me. I don’t wanna hear any of that noise. Salad ass name
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Confirmed @trillionairepod fan
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
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vibes are at an all time weird and fucked up and bad
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
You’re in her DMs. I found out where her birthday party was using my burner account and I’m- ow ow fuck dude that hurts okay I’m leaving just let go ow god damn
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 months
acab except the kid harassing rich guys in the hamptons
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
4 months
Sag Harbor cop who didn't recognize Justin Timberlake during DWI arrest is unmasked as rookie Michael Arkinson... and he's been infuriating the Hamptons elite for months
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
Thinking about jimmy fallons face when Jonah Hill started telling people to call their reps about the climate emergency act
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
4 months
lfg
@nypost
New York Post
4 months
Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
idk i kinda like that there are american cities where if you try to walk somewhere instead of drive the cops will come and ask you just what the hell you think you’re doing. i think that’s cool
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
already stressed about renewing my passport in 2027
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
fuckin beautiful 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
@abughazalehkat
Kat Abu
1 year
Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
There’s nothing quite like a really satisfying lunch. When a lunch just hits right. You got your whole day ahead of you. Feeling good. Fuck yes. So fuckin good.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
been saying “does will smith puke when he cums?” instead of “does a bear shit in the woods?”
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Emil DeRosa
2 years
we need to talk about how expensive nightstands are. the thing we put our phone and a cup of water on when we go to sleep.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Look at this little fuckin worm
@malonebarry
Barry Malone
2 years
Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews . This is how it's done.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
been burned before
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
I will not be seeing the new Batman out of respect for the actual World’s Greatest Detective: Columbo
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
6 months
insane that we’re going to see in real time people admitting how many dead children they can stomach before they throw the towel in
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
@Cobratate Your whole thing is so tired man. Blah blah blah suck my dick loser
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
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she's wrong and i think people protesting understand better than her but regardless this shit is so fucked cuz the argument is always like no you don't understand the HISTORY. if you did, you'd understand that these people DESERVE it
@therecount
The Recount
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Hillary Clinton criticizes pro-Palestinian protests and says many young people she’s spoken to “don't know very much at all about the history of the Middle East or, frankly, about history in many areas of the world.”
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Why would millions of years of evolution give me OCD? God gave me OCD that mf
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
The nice thing about COVID coming in waves is it gives us plenty of time to reflect, learn, and plan before we do absolutely nothing.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
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Kinda sucks watching climate disasters wipe cities off the map while watching bombs wipe cities off the map. Someone do something
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
3 years
Don’t know what Tucker Carlson is complaining about. I jacked it to the new M&Ms just fine. Sounds like a you problem my man
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
I think everybody is lying about liking playing golf and they’re all just too far gone to admit that it actually sucks and is stupid so they have to walk around looking for their little white ball all day like a jackass every Sunday and that sucks
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
I just think if the waiter can see that you’re clearly on a date he should tell you the sandwich you ordered is very unwieldy and you’ll look stupid eating it !
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 months
ok we've had our fun let's talk platform. what is the plan? are we going to stop funding genocide? is medicare4all back on the table? climate action? raising minimum wage? what's the plan? they've got a bio up on her site which is a great start. let's get some policies!!
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
love to get in the shower and think about all the people I was supposed to text
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
10 months
I want you to know that it fuckin stresses me out when you show me something on your phone and I can see you have like 173 unread messages
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
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The signing bombs thing is so profoundly weird and fucked up
@GovernorShapiro
Governor Josh Shapiro
12 days
We must all do our part in the fight for freedom — from the workers in Scranton who make Pennsylvania the arsenal of democracy to the brave Ukrainian soldiers protecting their country. We stand with Ukraine in their just defense of their homeland in the face of Russian
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
my feed is full of losers traveling abroad and then complaining about it. is it just a product of everyone needing a hot take or what are we doing here?
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Everyone fuckin get back to work NOW
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 months
well i guess that answers that
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Abolish Rent
2 months
Pro-Palestine protesters just disrupted Kamala's speech in Michigan. Her response: "If you want Donald Trump to win say that. Otherwise, I’m speaking.”
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
@JeffBezos Whyyyyyy did you post this
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Dying in a bar fight cuz someone said “nice shirt” and I wasn’t sure if they were making fun of me or not
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
@kevinolearytv you should come on our show and talk about how your wife left you, and your dog left, and how your mother hates you
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
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Wait what I fuckin hate those guys though
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
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I have the endorsement of 200 Republicans who formerly worked with President Bush, Mitt Romney, and John McCain.
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
This is for women who put pictures of their feet on their dating profiles only. If you’re not a woman who puts pictures of her feet on her dating profile stop reading. Ok. Haha hi how’s it going, how are you doing?
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
1 year
Feinstein still refusing to step down- unbelievable
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@emilderosa
Emil DeRosa
2 years
Being good my whole life so I can get into heaven and kick god’s ass
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