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@emi____666

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5’4 and wonderful

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Joined March 2019
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4 months
i promise i wont get weird about Dune again me after one beer:
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4 months
real “one year with this one🥂” pic
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4 months
Iftar at Dishoom: an unbeatable London combination for a quick stop between campaign events. Love our city. Love our diversity. ❤️ #RamadanMubarak #Iftar
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2 years
live from balmoral
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1 year
flatmate just put his head in his hands and said ‘I’d fucking kill for a tram’
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1 year
and tell me… is there a death by mister adventure ?
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6 months
eventually I’ll have gone on a date with every 27 year old civil servant there is. There’ll just be none left
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11 months
a kinder, gentler bueno
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3 months
guys will be playing games on their phone meanwhile their girl is wondering if the spark is still there… buddy you're worrying about the wrong Connections 🤨😭
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8 months
zoella braverman
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2 years
nice statesman bro, that shit new?
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2 years
being in your early 20s in london is basically just making vague plans to go climbing with second degree acquaintances and never following through
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2 years
in clapham but frowning so everyone knows I don’t want to be
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6 months
guys will be saying stuff like "We must address congestion in the channel tunnel ☝️" meanwhile their beautiful Belgian girl wondering if she still has space in her heart for him .. buddy you're worrying about the wrong euro star's capacity 🤨😭
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4 months
going to a pub I haven’t been to before
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8 months
2024 ins: binge drinking, stalinism, metrosexuality, alcopops, Wales, long form, capitalising sentences, cash, monogamy, slops 2024 outs: geopolitics, blokecore, Scotland, toad bakery, lowercase, camberwell, self checkouts, small plates, Martin Lewis
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2 years
nice episode of in our time bro, there a reading list to go with that?
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8 months
true and what’s more both will blind you
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in the gran stephen things
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the stratford orb are the bored ape NFT of architecture, literally anyone who's even slightly pro should be mocked and confined to sewers
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tony hooligan
1 year
app called Pintr, for people who want to get a pint
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1 year
25 years of being gorgeous and perfect …
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1 month
PINT BEER #alovestory
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2 years
had plans to go on a date tmr but he said that I am being mean spirited about the queens death so I deleted his number
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2 years
it’s been said before but what if we kissed in lewisham the mayor’s london borough of culture 2022
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things I received in the post today: my smear test results, a 30 pack of condoms, my poll card, the LRB and an SHL test kit…. now THATS brat summer
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2 years
the queens death has taken so much from me
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2 years
I Walked From Lewisham To Finsbury Park And All I Got Were These Lousy 74 Photos Of Wasted Urban Space That Should Be Used For High Density Housing
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4 months
hearing rumours dune 3 is set in dorset
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4 months
the hs2 scale back is so disappointing
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2 years
(taking an iron supplement) I’m ironpilled… I’m hemo coded… I’m in my ferrous era
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1 year
i bristol on his temple til he meads
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diva down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BREAKING 'That is the Michael Portillo moment.' Liz Truss loses Norfolk South West seat.
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the stages of being at your parents for christmas are: (1) regression, (2) dissociation, (3) secret drinking, (4) collection of essays on anarchist thought
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2 years
kwasi kwarteng sat his ass down and LISTENED
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1 year
nice trials bro… they come with any tribulations?
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1 month
y’all we out here with the #CifSquad
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3 months
in terms of animals roaming round a city nothing will ever beat the thieving Berlin hog
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2 years
that bit of old kent road with the big currys and b&q etc is just such a bad use of urban space. Can’t stop thinking about it!!! Why is there a drive through maccies build some flats
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2 months
fuck it. LNER beer
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4 months
I think I like this little pint
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2 years
It is with deep regret that I am announcing I am stepping down as ambassador for Being Sexy and Having A Laugh
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4 months
just seen Kate on Feeld ?
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2 years
the tweet “computer is mother phone is girlfriend” is bouncing around my brain like the dvd screensaver
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5 months
four mimosas and a copy of the LRB can do incredible things for mind body & soul
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2 months
Tulse Hill and Herne Hill are brother and sister obviously
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1 year
graphic design is kent police’s passion :)
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if the Labour candidate for Clacton needs comforting tonight, I am available, I am free, come to north east London
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2 years
I thesis on his antithesis til he synthesis
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2 years
says a lot abt your life when you check who’s liked your tweets and the pictures are all stills from the simpsons
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8 months
on hinge less than five mins man’s already sent me a two page summary of his novel (set in the windmill brixton scene) fml what an undignified way to live
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1 year
at Rotherhithe … is this Wapping station you can see … cool imo
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6 months
post punk band called
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2 months
managed to send a you up message at 7pm this weekend
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7 months
mr gorbachev tear down this orb
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2 months
look at this baby
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3 months
gen z are going nutty for new tik tok trend, dark macadamia
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5 months
staring at the ceiling helplessly is low-key goated when an unmanageable workload is the vibe
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2 months
love island producers have rejected my application after I told them my type on paper is underachieving online freak men with huge mummy issues :(
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im so MF cozy !!!!! !!! fr
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obsessed w this emoji ive just found
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live photo of jack and joe charging towards the municipal food composter they’d just spotted, only captures a fraction of the energy however
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3 months
put a corsendonk on it
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3 months
housing justice is when there’s an orb 😃
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I wrote about the debated, often ideologically divided terrain of British YIMBYism for @NewStatesman :
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I’m always saying this
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2 years
my flat is like a think tank but for posting
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tony hooligan
1 year
happy birthday to the love of my life jack x
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friday night egg let’s fucking go
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so true…
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which way modern man
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and is this “£40bn black hole in the budget” in the room with us right now?
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on the Elizabeth line watching the game eating a mcplant …. Labour Britain day one
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I’m running as an independent, single issue candidate for Hackney North and Stoke Newington in the general election. The single issue is getting me on Guardian blind date ofc
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5 months
for me dating is just another opportunity to explain Gunther to someone who does not care and does not find it funny
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8 months
losing it at Lidl’s 1 litre tin of 10% beer
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happy tears
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2 months
feeling homesick, salivating over pictures like this
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increasing my sertraline dose until I no longer want to move to berlin
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1 year
my dear flatmate who I spend 85% of my time with still has me in his phone as “Emi Twitter”
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night before vs morning after
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1 year
turning 25 in a cost of living crisis
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- are you wearing the — - the Jonathan Nunn tweet announcing he rejected an invite to No 10 because Thomas Straker was attending at the What If Keir Starmer Hosted A Cool Britannia Party in 2024? Yes, yes I am
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my partner is threatening to leave me if I don’t stop calling them “my metrosexual lover”
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getting R S P B tattooed across my knuckles
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why does everything Michael Portillo says sound like it was generated by poorly built AI
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Serena has decided to have her birthday dinner and drinks in Clapham of all places, effectively robbing me of the opportunity to meet The One tonight
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3 months
polycule would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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2 months
josh and I tried to make my perfect man on and the AI immediately made him gay
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saw picture of dorian gray …. am Sarah Shook
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Ok literally …. Switzerland alert
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im getting the ick… for misogyny. happy IWD❤️
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my crazy perfect facebook marketplace life
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1 year
drinking 5 litres of lager cured my kidney infection
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1 year
disgustingly horny m&m machine at work driving me nuts
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rip
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