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@em1thy

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@em1thy
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chat peep the new hair
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babe wake up we are moving to a cottage on a lavender farm
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no babe youre still cute its just the way you told me everything i wanted to hear and did the complete opposite just kinda threw me off for a sec
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@jnudey Similar experience 🤒
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my bf just asked if i ever got my lobotomy rescheduled and when he saw my reaction he said "or whatever your girl thing is"
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pour ur desire for love into ur platonic friendships and u wont feel so empty i will die on this hill
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@Pxralta @joshfrankstein WHAT IS THIS I NEED A FULL VIDEO
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@mattxiv the ending, he just wanna be a dude
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i found this lighter in my bfs car of some girl in her undies and now everytime we have company i make sure i tell everyone its his favorite lighter
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put a couch together this weekend
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im just letting u know there is such thing as a relationship where you can both be exactly who you want to be and live separate lives while simultaneously building one together its like ur forever bestie with romantic perks
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imagine u find someone u wanna be nice to forever and then u guys just decide to be the nicest to each other forever
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@em1thy
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ion give a fuck who sees my tweets i dont come here to be validated i come here to be free and unhinged
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Birth and death date are 2/22, she loved her frogs and this is my fav photo of her in her strawberry sweater🥲
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i know its not that important but its weird to have people you were close with not reach out when something tragic in life happens but they view all your stories
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coming out of the party phase and entering a lowkey phase is crazy because i used to get fomo but now its more like do i even have the energy for this or should i just go to bed
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coke line rug a hit i guess
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i am exactly where im supposed to be
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i am exactly where im supposed to be
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ngl body is bodyin
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@IHOP international house of 🅱️ancakes
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u might think adhd is cute and quirky until u leave ur keys in ur ignition and go inside the store or forget to blow out a candle and fall asleep or forget ur dads birthday or completely fuck up your work schedule causing u to be late or even lose will to live bc tasks are hard
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raise ur hand if u have been personally victimized by a straight girl tryna kiss u for attention at a party
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personally????? id try to continue friendship after this respectful encounter
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someone left the cake out in the rain
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we’re in an era of over-communication
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i asked the girl working at nektar who was on aux cause theyre playing zeds dead and she blankly stared so i just said sorry i like this song and she just goes "oh"
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My baby sister was killed by a hit and run while walking to class on her 19th birthday. Trying my best to help my parents during this time, heres the link to help cover the funeral costs. Thank you, anything helps. 🤍🕊️
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over 500k people at edc???? no THANKS
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river baby
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@Pxralta I would rather be honked at than sang at 😔
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its very weird when people just stop talking to u one day with 0 explanation
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@_cameyh_ @prettyboypop @debbyontheweb @alliidemps Dont forget about grand dad from yakima, i know hes got stacks
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*to the tune of 'can i pet dat dawg'* can i hit dat bong
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adhd is for real a disability imo. ruining my damn life
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do we see the vision
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pillow pets walked so that squishmallows could run
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straight men 🤝 wanting to date the gayest bitch in the room
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ready to be so niche at the halloween bar crawl
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what would it feel like to just look like this fr???? probably awesome
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never wanna leave Bali ☹️
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thats a smoke sprout
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look at the little swirl of smoke
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the rule is u have to earn the password by solving the riddle
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ya babe I wish they'd get me in already
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the best part was him immediately saying DONT TWEET ABOUT ME
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hair got me feeling like myself again
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guys i randomly started talking to a guy at sol fest yesterday in the middle of bama and found out we both came from fucking vancouver washington and then i met his girlfriend who said she recognizes me because she has served me coffee at the shop 1 min from my fucking house
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this is actually such an abusive and manipulative perspective. if sex is a make it or break it in your relationship just find someone else who matches your stamina, not allowing your partner to have boundaries just shows you dont truly love them
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I feel like if someone is turning down sex, they’re getting it from someone else 🤷🏾‍♀️
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as a gay i am in an abusive relationship with chik fil a
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i got approved for the 10k student dept loan relief bro ima cry
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twitter is for yappers
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do i look gay no worries if not
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deadrocks day 1
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i walk into shows with my friends and immediately get the zoomies and disappear
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the bitch wrote slut on her friends photo i dont think her opinion means shit
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#NocturnalWonderland 2000. I'm the one in the middle. THIS is what #Ravers used to look like. Y'all look trashy as hell now. #EDCLV #EDC
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rolling up to dutch like
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do u think this has ever worked
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do u like my levity fit yes or no
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probably not
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is ur ass fat enough for you to act that way??
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@lil2nowave u hate me and love lighter girl!!!!!!
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havent been eating fast food + going to the gym a couple days a week has me feeling so much more like myself!!!!
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the whole ordeal
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Battle Ground
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Dr. Catfish Charlie MD JD ™️ Expert Chicken Farmer
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4. If this bitch lived in your state what town would she be from?
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tonight i hear him from the other room be like "hey babe look its your favorite lighter!"
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some of u be doing drugs on the regular, depleting your serotonin and wonder why ur always depressed, unmotivated or financially down bad
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Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:
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sometimes i be girly
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i wanna see an all girls mosh pit but where the last one standing gets a date with @johnsummit
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if u think not showering for a couple days is disgusting wait til u see the statistics of how many people in this world dont have access to running water, i think u will live
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tell ur cat i said ps ps ps
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omg i remember these😍 havent worn them in like 2 days
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can i say something………i think we should bring back these shoes in a big way
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can we please stop acting like drugs arent a big deal im begging
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🧸
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id like to clarify its funny not problematic and i have been friends with him long enough to not be upset about that
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lost lands looks like its miserable and awful and those stages suck (me in denial)
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@jnudey She also tried to sell me Monat hair products every time I came if u know that whole pyrimad scheme sitch 🥺
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wait this ones better ily @craymusic
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🌈👼
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i keep that mf thang on me (really good intentions)
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retry
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why is it so hard to find ppl who value communication and understanding and consideration
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yeah ill take the bait
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i’ve never seen someone look good with blue hair
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160 btw sorry for being so big and tainting the American image
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The average weight for women in the US is 170lbs I didn’t even get that big 9 months into pregnancy!! What the hell is happening!?!
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heres 3 from day 3
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the sun healed me 2day
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this fit popped off
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they have facebook dating but what about twitter dating
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yalllllllll
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i will live in her sweater
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does anyone else with adhd struggle with names and faces and where u know people from? i feel so disrespectful when i run into someone and cant put it all together right away
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🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀
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my fav outfit idc
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ok but how do you serve cunt but in a red way
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yall mind if i smoke here
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the way zeds dead can take any genre of song from any era and incorporate it all into one set flawlessly
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who wants to be friends and always be good to eachother no matter what
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ur welcome
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can we pretend there's no dog hair on my hat
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sorry for flirting so much its just that id date all of u if u would allow me
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God i can not believe people
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veggie tales
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Welcome Moon and Star (Intoxicatingly)
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If the bible is so great then where's the anime adaptation???
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just in case u needed some 'this is them' pics
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