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3 years

I graduated with a Law degree from University of Leeds today! All with a legal dissertation that referenced Brian Clough’s autobiography and managed to get “Leeds United” into the last line. You can always do it.

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4 years

this is how my dad is choosing to watch the game. honestly i get it.

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1 year

je suis fairly content x

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3 years

Leeds v Man City Vs Leeds v Brighton #lufc

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3 years

I was out the other weekend and a girl pointed at my phone case and said “oh my god! A Captain Tom phone case!” That is Marcelo Bielsa. I’ve still not quite got over it.

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4 years

introducing the greatest man in the world x

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2 years

birthday in dublin!

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3 years

a boy at half time came up to me and asked what i’d come as. when i asked what he meant it turned out he thought i was in fancy dress. these are just my clothes. i now have deep psychological wounds.

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3 years

Just leaving ground and overheard some kid tell his dad he’s off home “to have a shower and then hopefully die” and honestly I get it.

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3 years

Joe Gelhardt is sensational. Like, really very good.

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3 years

They were the best 2 minutes of my life. They are now over and I return to instability and general depression.

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3 years

Having Alioski at Leeds in the Championship was great because it was always very much "what the fuck is Alioski doing?" and it was usually just something odd. These days I still find myself asking "what the fuck is Alioski doing?" but the answer is never very funny anymore. #lufc

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4 years

what the fuck is biggies on 😂

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3 years

I want to live forever in the Bielsa X Hernandez era. Some of the happiest times.

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4 years

leeds makes no sense i love it

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3 years

Really not very happy about the fact my life has reached a point where I’m invested in Brentford beating Burnley for Leeds’ PL survival but here we are up the bees and all that.

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5 years

in a world of division and disagreement, i think we can all unite over the fact barry douglas has finally taken his fashion choices one step too far

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4 years

Happy New Year mthrfkrs X

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3 years

When they said Leeds would go straight back down this season #lufc

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4 years

I’ve slept on it and genuinely believe the solution might be round pitches. No corners? No problem.

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3 years

a birthday beer

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I had a fifth stage interview today and it lasted 3 hours, I fell in love with the company and they just rang to offer me the job!!!! So excited to be entering my first corporate role in executive recruitment. Crazy day. 🤯

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4 years

Self indulgent post: I’m in @TheSquareBall It still blows my mind that they let me put my words in it. A special one for me - mainly because, of course, it’s about the best week of my life. Buy a copy and you’ll get a nice insight into how reckless I am after a pint. #lufc

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. @TheSquareBall sort the man out ! 😂

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4 years

MU 2-0 LEE (3:00)

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3 years

Also, I think Stuart Dallas might be worth around the value of £500 million, let me know your thoughts.

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3 years

me watching leeds

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every other ginger in the uk is “popping for a bit of shade” every 10 minutes today, right?

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3 years

How are Sportbible posting this about Maguire with Man Utd's own statistics?? Who is he competing with??😂😂😂

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4 years

hm. interesting.

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every face sensational

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i’m BACK

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2 years

GREEN !

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3 years

2x yorkshire pirlo ales please

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4 years

posted this photo of ben white and multiple non-football people have asked me if it’s my new boyfriend. imagine i could pull that.

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3 years

That was my first time at Anfield and I genuinely don’t mean this to be bitter or anything but it turns out they’re not joking about it being a library. Has anyone told them they just wiped the floor with us because that was shameful from their fans?? So confused.

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5 years

i dread to think how alioski is coping with this lockdown honestly

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2 years

I’m having a bad day as it is, and then you, Leeds United Football Club, choose to bring me that away kit. I’m on the edge.

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5 years

i can’t believe a boy tried to finger me on the dancefloor of biggies i have well and truly hit rock bottom.

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2 years

i’ve cut all my hair off into this 70s shag thing and i just think it’s so FUN

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2 years

♣️

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3 years

i don’t always look like wenger

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3 years

i really really like adam forshaw. there’s something just nice and solid about him. if he was anything, he’d be the thumbs up emoji.

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3 years

Lithuanian housemate is REALLY learning

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3 years

corona beer, corona earrings

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#NewProfilePic

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4 years

just a muppet from leeds x #NewProfilePic

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2 years

Keep getting pissed off at Villa despite this being all entirely our own fault lol

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3 years

i refuse to let tyler roberts ruin my mood

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4 years

heheh lovely x

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3 years

❤️‍🔥

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4 years

1 stella in and the group chat have got me pressuring raphinha for a 👀 task complete ladies

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2 years

limes ! but in ibiza

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3 years

a haircut holds an alarming amount of power to make you feel better

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4 years

Hello I’ve done nothing but watch Cooper’s tackle all day, what about you?

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3 years

🚨HELLO ME AGAIN🚨 🚨IN @TheSquareBall AGAIN 🚨 This special includes two pieces from me on Phillips and Llorente, and lots of far better stuff from others too, so you should all go and enjoy that. Privileged to be able to write about England and Leeds United’s KP. #lufc

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3 years

I have spent 22 years being mildly concerned about what I look like. No more.

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5 years

21. GREAT AGE.

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3 years

now more than ever, hold me stuart dallas x

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3 years

what if we just never score again

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4 years

💥💥💥

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4 years

i can’t even speak

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3 years

I love that everyone’s fighting my corner despite the fact I am literally a bit of a flat chested minger. Appreciate it though.

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Lack of self-awareness is insane. Don’t really know much about her but I do know that she’s dangerously conceited. And you’re all tweeting about her engagement rumours? I beg you get a life and obsess over someone that isn’t sat there telling you you’re shit for not being rich.

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it is raining. i am en route to ER. it is raining.

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So, not only has it been a year since promotion, it's also been a year since this photo of Ian Poveda was taken, which blows my mind. He's aged about 6 years in 1 by the looks of it. Leeds will do that to you.

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Literally nobody is going to be awake but I just finished University. Bit weird doing so at 3am alone in inner city Leeds, but even so. Law, that’s enough of you.

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5 years

fucking sick of seeing berardi being slated for that come on can’t blame a man cos some dickhead threw himself on floor ??

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ella

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LOOK HOW HAPPY OUR BOYS ARE

LUFC Photos

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Patrick Bamford & Kalvin Phillips. #LUFC

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living alone is so weird. like it’s not talked about enough how weird it is. i wake up and it’s just me. i exist. then every night at 8:45 i get on the sofa and remain there until i decide the day’s ended. then i wake up and do it again. in silence. so weird. :(

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3 years

Well. Cried at Elland Road for the first time in a while today. Big thanks to the man doing my vaccine who stopped my tears while I was suffering from jelly legs! If I, the woman with the world’s biggest injection phobia can do it, anyone can. (ER looked beautiful as ever)

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If you’d have told me 3 or 4 years ago that Kalvin Phillips would be part of the England squad that are filling me with hope that we’ll win the bloody Euros, I’d have laughed in your face. How far we’ve come. Mad.

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3 years

I’m heartbroken. I don’t have anything else to say.

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4 years

whatever happens in london tonight, whatever the result, the important thing to remember is that frank lampard will always, always be a gigantic bastard ❤️

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3 years

I’ve had a mortifying start to the year

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3 years

a boy at half time came up to me and asked what i’d come as. when i asked what he meant it turned out he thought i was in fancy dress. these are just my clothes. i now have deep psychological wounds.

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anyway

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And that’s on Halloween ❣️

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how utterly ridiculous

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3 years

update on the lithuanian housemate:

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4 years

the best two years with my favourite man☺️ (this sounds like a boyfriend anniversary tweet. it’s not. it’s about marcelo bielsa.)

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2 years

i’ve just made intense eye contact with robin koch and his equally beautiful friend and wow he’s even prettier up close

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cashed in way too soon, NOW more than ever please

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3 years

now more than ever, hold me stuart dallas x

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2 years

i am 40 years older from the last 90 minutes

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4 years

Alioski’s little face has creased me in this. You can literally see his mind wandering off.

Liam Cooper

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Some effort from the boys there to top off a great week! MOT 🙏🏻 @LUFC

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4 years

did my face last night just to have a stella or two in my living room🙂

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4 years

quick reminder that there’s one less person with a job in the morning

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4 years

a short story. oh to be a woman on the internet.

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3 years

When I was in year 7, a boy in year 11 walked past me in the corridor and told me I looked like a boy, which I’m fairly sure made me cry. Anyway, he’s just matched with me on tinder so I’m going to spend my evening unmatching him and calling this one of life’s small wins. Tragic.

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2 years

moot hall bby

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4 years

how anyone can say they’re disappointed with the shirt is beyond me. it’s white. it’s leeds. it’s everything we asked for. seen people saying it’s not enough but ? what would you want ? neon home kit ? can’t please everyone obviously but you’d think that shirt would.

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i’m sorry did i just hear “stuart dallas was a leeds-born player” ?

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