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Elliot Steel

11 months

Thrilled to announce I’m going on my first ever mini stand up tour next year. Tickets are already flying out and if you follow the link in my bio you can get some for your friends/enemies for Christmas

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Elliot Steel

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2 months

Billionaire thinks he’s the resistance

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My dad with cancer reading my 🔥 King Charles tweets

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Sure is a mystery why companies don’t want to advertise on here

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Bros treating sexual assault like it’s xG

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If Russell Brand has shagged over a thousand women, one would expect more than a 0.4% allegation rate.

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My god it would be so funny if he wasn’t named at all

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This is happening

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2 years

crying laughing at this meme someone’s angrily made because Kane didn’t shot Dembele with a longbow

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5 months

Women in a wheelchair complaining about NHS times just applauded Sunak because he won’t raise taxes to help pay for more nurses. That exactly there is why we are fucked

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5 months

Fucking disgusting the way cunts like this just film people when they’re out and about and then shame them. Anything for some content I suppose

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Saw this guy with his tongue down an attack helicopter😂 his boys need to have a word looool

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1 year

First they came for Andrew Tate

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2 years

Anyway this was my favourite message I got about the show

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5 months

The team that comes second should have to have the trophy smashed up in front of them

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5 months

Identical #PL trophies will wait at both #ManCity and Arsenal's stadium this weekend, as well as a set of 40 medals. The Etihad and Emirates will also house identical podiums and fireworks for potential title-winning parties, with an expert engraver present. [via @MailSport ]

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6 months

Great news for fans of radio 4, horrendous news for fans of me owning a property

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6 months

A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.

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2 years

Diana at the gates of hell shadow boxing with her wraps on

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9 months

“Got any cornettos mate?” “Aisle 2, Lee Rigby memorial freezer”

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1 year

Just let comedians do their show. If you don’t agree with it don’t go. Whole point of an arts festival is people can have different ideas. So stupid

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Wasn't sure how I felt about seeing the Churchill statue Vandalised but then saw Tommy Robinson crying so now think we should tear it down, melt it and use it as material to build a mosque

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1 year

Omg there’s literally two fucking multiple part Netflix documentary’s about both of these cases

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2 years

Newcastle going from relegation candidates to being in the champions league within a season is nothing short of astonishing. Just goes to show what self belief, a good manager and the backing of a state that have murdered journalists and caused famines can do. Good for them

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Please. Just one person. Learn what fucking communism is

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Is @ofcom short for of communism? Seems that way 😂

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Supporting the strikes

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@robertreed10 Best still have it I’ve a show to write

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First they came for Andrew Tate and I did not speak up because it was hilarious

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Bro please change your name

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Diana at the gates of hell with her hand wraps on shadow boxing

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11 months

My man was wrestling with his sexuality while writing this

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1 year

No fucking way

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1 year

Look I’m thick yeah but these cunts are just purposefully fucking dumb.They’ll believe Joe Biden is part of a shapeshifting vampire pedophile ring because of a flat earthers tik tok but not a documentary cos it’s on a terrestrial channel

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1 year

Can’t say too much but I’m excited to be involved in a new new channel 4 show out soon. Keep your eyes peeled 😎

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2 years

This site, Jesus Christ

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6 months

Calling it now we are three years from Richard Gadds stalker being a reform UK candidate

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*WORLD EXCLUSIVE* The real-life Martha from Baby Reindeer breaks cover and gives me her first TV interview about the smash hit Netflix show. Fiona Harvey wants to have her say & ‘set the record straight.’ Is she a psycho stalker? Find out tomorrow on ⁦ @PiersUncensored ⁩

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Going to hard pass on that one Facebook

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1 year

Social media at these times can be dangerous

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4 years

I'm angry about Kim and Kanye as well but this isn't the answer

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4 years

Wish they government in 08 had given the bankers half price on bella Italia instead of trillions of tax payer money

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1 year

45 minute mark of next years show has written itself

British Comedy Guide

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1 year

Mark Steel has revealed that he has throat cancer and will be taking a six month break from performing:

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5 years

Mad when you remember the black eyed peas did "where is the love" and "let's get retarded" on the same album

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1 year

Drag queens and the LGBT community are colluding to brainwash your kids according to Laurence fox. But when there’s piles of evidence accusing a man who’s entire persona is based on being a sexual deviant of being a rapist that’s a step too far

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1 year

If they are that serious, I would fully expect them to be presented to him as charges, presented by a police officer, in a police station, under caution, with legal representation present, rather than trial by media, smears and allegations made by some out of work TV has beens.

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7 months

Woke England kit

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2 years

Think about all the sacrifices it would take to become a worlds darts champion. Such as dedicating a wall in the spare room to darts

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4 years

Guys remember the real meaning for christmas is to remember the birth of our lord and saviour. Who is punishing us all for some reason

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4 years

Croydon council has padlocked the gates to the local tennis courts making sure no one can go and play. Fortunately after years of Croydon council not maintaining the courts me and my mate just walked through the giant hole in the fence and had a class game.

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3 years

Guy who’s stag do has been ruined by the Taliban

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3 years

Guys complaining to the manager about my set. I’ll be back here on the 11th so come see what all the fuss is about

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5 years

Love everyone donating to the NHS. But has got my thinking, what if we all donated a portion of our wages to the NHS and that then funded it?

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There is no greater class traitor than a ticket inspector or traffic warden

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1 year

Millwall and the national anthem

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2 years

Make sure you recycle everyone

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The boats have arrived at Monaco

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@BabyGotCat1 Thank you three tit mafia

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Millwall fan explains why it's not a racist club

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Words my generation will get cancelled for

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4 years

I don't hope he dies. I hope he loses the election. But I'll say this now. You wouldn't think that looking at my drafts

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1 year

I just come on here to see if any footy videos are available and then I have to read 9 tweets from this freak about how gay people now have a laser in space that’ll turn you transgender

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2 years

Why cyclists and Jeremy Vine are all insane

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2 years

Sam Smith and Mason Greenwood

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1 year

Not saying my gig went bad in Luton tonight. But I will celebrate your relegation the same way people celebrated the end of world war 2

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Tommy Robinson and English patriotism

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3 years

Normalise👏men 👏betraying👏their👏morales👏for👏pussy

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To the comedy community. Let’s come together and do what we do best. Make this all about ourselves over the next few days

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3 months

They all shared misinformation. Made up that it was a Muslim man. They wanted it to be a Muslim so bad so they could use a horrific tragedy as an excuse to attack people. We have to do better than this

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🚨 NEW: The suspect in the Southport stabbing attack has no known links to Islam [ @BBCNews ]

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2 years

Day it happens. Britain will not recover I’m telling you. Think the queens death was a spectacle this’ll be something else

The Jolly Boys’ Podcast - Only Fools & Horses.

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Del Boy and The Sha-ad-dow reunited! ❤️

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Sunak, Seatbelts and the culture war

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"You need to tell us what you've taken so we can help you"

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3 years

Saka has done more for this country on the back of inflatable unicorn than any of us will ever do. Hope he gets over tonight and looks back ath this for what it is. Love this new England team

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2 years

Can’t wait to see a women on final day in Leicester Square with a flare up her minge

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2 years

This is madness. Why do we act like this is a normal thing to do? Not saying volley her into a skip but 9 million is insane when people can’t afford to eat

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The UK is projected to spend an estimated $9 million on Queen Elizabeth's funeral, amid warnings the country is heading toward recession and skyrocketing costs of living. Over 2 million people in the UK cannot afford to eat every day, surveys show. 🧵

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"Sure you don't want me to drop you off at school?" "Honestly mum the bus is fine"

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1 year

This joke of mine has received countless complaints up and down the country’s comedy club. Leading to me to not be rebooked by one. Still my favourite bit I’ve ever written

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1 year

Well well well explain this one hot water comedy club

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5 years

"Under Corbyn it would of beeen like living in Venezuela" says Graham from Kettering on day 634 of self isolation. His last point of human contact was when he watched the lights go out of another mans eyes as he mutilated him with a with a lawnmower blade for some Andrex.

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3 years

Just did a gig where an audience member charged the stage and spat at me and several audience members tried to fight me. Good to have comedy back

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The time me and my dad @mrmarksteel roast battled each other and I opened with this

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1 year

Everyone involved protecting that man while he was grooming a 16 year old should be fucking ashamed. They’re just as accountable.

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1 year

This is so gay

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It’s time to stand and be counted.

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3 years

In another one of the great fat cunt moves, this evening I ate a Terry’s chocolate orange waiting for a cake to defrost

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10 months

Alpha podcasts must be stopped

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10 months

Adam Rowe being faster than me is not the start to 2024 I wanted

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Paris Marathon Training: Day 1 5km run 28:51

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Charge them with attempted murder. They’ll give it the “our women and kids don’t feel safe” while doing this. Pure lack of humanity and make me ashamed to be English

george

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A Holiday Inn in Tamworth has been set on fire with human beings in the building as it houses migrants. This is not normal human behaviour. This one feels even more as I live in Birmingham, located just below Tamworth and it’s absolutely sickening.

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3 years

Can only imagine the post cum guilt after cheating on the mother of your children while simultaneously being responsible for the deaths of thousands

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1 year

Anyone who doesn’t like football needs to see this

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7 months

This was the greatest moment of my life

Football on TNT Sports

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"Half our ground's a Sainsburys" 🤣 Crystal Palace fan @elliotsteelcom talks Oliver Glasner, all things Eagles and tests his skills against @rioferdy5 and Joe Cole... 🎙️ @julesbreach

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2 years

If Hancock is seriously injured and in medical trouble ITV need to do the responsible thing and air his death

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4 years

Wish the met would show the same level of enthusiasm for solving crime as they do to beating grieving women at a memorial

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6 years

He was probably telling me who he thought was a cunt and could fuck off. You'll be missed Jeremy.

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Why the strikes are necessary

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What we can do to protect the NHS

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3 years

Grew a beard to look cooler but I know just look like I’m about to tell you that beer you’re drinking is haram

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2 years

Channeled my inner Tom Skinner this morning when I walked past a pie and mash shop at 10am and decided that’s what I wanted for breakfast

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3 years

Tell me you lie about your height on hinge without telling me you lie about your height on hinge

Chortle Comedy

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'I lost a gig because I'm a straight white male' | ...and it happens to us all, says comic Nick Dixon

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This is the entire plot of Airbud 3 World pup

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S Club 6

S Club

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2 years

We are truly devastated by the passing of our brother Paul. There are no words to describe the deep sadness and loss we all feel. We were so lucky to have had him in our lives and are thankful for the amazing memories we have. (1/2)

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In 10 years time we’re going to have to read about this cunts mental health journey and everything he’s learned from the pushback

Mizzy

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Hello World. #mizzy

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Why living in the U.K. is draining

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4 years

I ran to Leicester square from Croydon only to find m&m world is shut and not considered an essential service. Fuck you 2020

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5 years

My dad went to see Stormzy at Glastonbury while I was sat on a delayed train back from Kettering

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Oh Stormzy, you just performed one of the greatest gigs I've ever been at, in front of 50 billion people, and fireworks, and still looked like a mischievous little lad from Thornton Heath. You can tell me to shut up anytime x

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The real plague is the amount of grown men making Tik Tok videos

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3 years

Moments like these that make me a proud son

Shayan Sardarizadeh

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3 years

Anti-5G activist Mark Steele says the vaccine is a "biological, chemical weapon" and "the virus is a hoax". He says what's happening in the UK is "domestic terrorism" and "genocide". The Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage) "is a terrorist organisation", he adds.

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Remember when our only problem was U2 putting a free album on our phones? God how foolish we were

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