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Ahmed’s burner

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined April 2016
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
5 months
My Dad owns an oil well in abuja 🌚
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 months
@Munzali_ Lol why dem go send🤦🏾‍♂️ it was always gonna be a blackmail. Hopefully they can track the account they sent it too
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
Parents 🤝 wanting to gist two minutes after dem change am for you…………. Im sorry but i still de vex
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
ALHAMDULILAH +1 🥳🥳 happy 17th
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
5 years
Peruzzi is soo good🔥
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
@a3eena I would normally not talk but na my page 😂it has never been about culture or anybody not being grown i think, it’s something you do out of love i think or affection same way a guy would open the door for his girl or pull out the chair for her to seat at a restaurant im sure he.
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Say a prayer for a friend pls🙏🏾
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Peruzzi is top 5 naija artist right now and he ain’t no 5..... 3 ep is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
@a3eena knows she can pull her own seat , so i think of it that way, you mentioned the only man you would serve is your father and bless you for that but I’m pretty sure he can also serve himself but why do you do it ? Cause you love him and as a sign of affection
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
Ycee's album madd💣💣💣
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
Lol…. I swear my islamiyya mallams are one of the reasons I didn’t fully fulfill my potential in karatu………. They absolutely didn’t have to be that brutal for people teaching you the religion
@PoohDaManz
سيدي بيبر 😎
2 years
This Generation Don’t Know Shit About This 🤣😂😭
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
@jaeger_szn Like bruhhhh people are mad on here they broke shaming the nigga 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 swears i can have a billion naira and still want a car date what is wrong with people mhan
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
3 years
I agree especially thie season
@talkSPORT
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3 years
❌ “Rashford has the attributes to be a world beater but he’s not doing enough.” 👀 “He should be scoring or assisting every game, look at Salah’s standards for #LFC .” Gabby Agbonlahor doesn’t believe Marcus Rashford is doing enough for #MUFC . 🔴
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@el_ahmdo
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@folalaoye_ @ogbajiolivia Thy people go generalize. She could’ve just said “my mother settled for less and everything will be aiie”
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
@a3eena (Personal note: i could care less is anybody serve me food in my life😂 😂 you nogo even get the ration calculation right so make i do am myself
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Na goal difference wizkid de use lead burna now oo😂😂😂
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
@Zaddy_nomso @Itz_femi Messi scored 53 goals and came 5th😂
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
@mustapha_m3 It’s getting embarrassing ….. your obsession stop it
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
4 years
Truth
@WizkidSource
Wizkid Source
4 years
Throwback to 2017. Was @wizkidayo telling the truth or nah? 🤯✨ #MadeinLagos out now!
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
@tobithebahdguy @Nigerianscamsss You can’t learn that you either have it or you don and de gea does not have it
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
@_AsiwajuLerry Lmao you lost everything i feel you pain😂😂😂😭😭 this is what your come back is supposed to be 😭💔
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
wiz skepta album🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Most relationships now na just who fit deceive the other pass😂😂... pure cruise
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@el_ahmdo
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6 years
@RilwanNajib @R_o_M Bro the 2 are totally different...u cant even compare them
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
4 years
Burna boy hasn’t missed since outside .... wonderful is a jam 🔥🔥🔥
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 years
I know its not gon work but maybe my haters don sleep
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
5 months
I would’ve loved too but inaaa nobe with this brain i wan study medicine 😂😂😂 make my papa dey he dey
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
4 years
I will always prefer to the the lowkey guy that nobody knows.. make i just de my corner
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@el_ahmdo
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6 years
@OsasCruz GOD help us🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
If i get this boot enn na for show glass i go keep am🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
I need that wizkid 9-5 on streaming platforms now!!!
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
I love
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
Big 20🎉🎂🙏🏾
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@el_ahmdo
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Can’t wait
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
Dating 101: your partner should be the first to see them peng photos
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
I am not surprised by buju anymore….. that italy jam is too good
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
Nobody - dj neptune , joeboy, mr eazi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@el_ahmdo
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@el_ahmdo
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6 years
@CanadianRom How is bayern ahead of barcelona
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
No send who no send you …very vital information
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
I had the best of memories with you my brother, words cannot express how much we will miss you, may Allah grant you the highest rank in jannah, forgive your sins and protect you from the punishment of the grave….Amin ya Allah
@abbvty
𝘽𝙞𝙜-𝙎𝙝à𝙣𝙩𝙨 🦅
1 year
“One day you will leave the world and all you’ll be to people is a memory. Try and be good one”
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Ok i get AK47 ooo ... beware ⚠️
@Escobaeee
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4 years
Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 10 pm today. Winner gets two agege burgers delivered tomorrow for free! Goodluck 😁
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
Lol😂😂😂 its not even close mhan this guy is the best to ever touch a football… are you people blind?
@Lionel30i
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3 years
Leo Messi’s 43 goals in 2021 👑🐐
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
Football is life
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Im sorry but if you did not attend a boarding school... y’all didn’t enjoy school 😂😂 you didn’t have fun like us
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Yoo😂😂😂 WTF
@Postsubman
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4 years
- Lady planning on getting a boyfriend in Abuja get informed of the deep waters.
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@el_ahmdo
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10 months
God bless our parents grant them long life and also forgive those of them that have passed and grant them jannah 🤲🏾 amin
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
Imagine this on me? Make una show love pls
@_Uskeman
Mr. Velcroz 🦅
2 years
Giveaway! Quote this tweet with a reply The quote with zero engagement, in the next 24hrs gets this baby. @VelcrozApparel 💢💫
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@el_ahmdo
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Ya Allah, make it easy for abbaty, grant him jannah, forgive his sins and grant his soul eternal rest… amin
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
😂😂😂 SS2 and SS3 was everybody’s prime years in this country before we realize the pro dream is not possible again
@EdmundOris
Edmund💥
2 years
Son’s curler reminds me of one goal I scored in SS2 against SS3. I was electric in my prime it’s crazy.
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@el_ahmdo
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4 months
Love the return of SLS tbh. None of that dignity talk as dem commot am first una no sabi say e go spoil the emirate dignity? First to do nodey pain ai
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
@Rashfordonaldo @JuveVic6 Most stupid take ive seen in years
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@el_ahmdo
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“You don de tiff your papa cap abi?”
@mie_maryerm
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Do men even compliment each other?
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@el_ahmdo
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11 months
Lord knows i wanna try get a first class for masters, make i tweet am so that hopefully i come back and be like i told ya
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@el_ahmdo
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11 months
You’ll be doing fine then suddenly a memory of shants will cross your mind and you will just feel this deep hurt in your chest…can only be for a real one mhan I’ll miss him but inshAllah he’s in a wayy happier place than here, Ya Allah grant him jannah amin
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
1 year
Arsenal fans are sooooooooooo stupid soooooo soooooo stupid
@ESPNFC
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1 year
This is a massive take 👀 (h/t @nonewthing )
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
Disrespectful to JB tbh
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Assu do the needful pls.. at least one more month
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
A plain white kaftan. The mother of all kaftans😍😍😍
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
I’ll be so happy if oyanki wins his election wlai
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
Most times nobe by training tbh na just God ….. siblings will be from the same house, same training yet completely different, one will be a saint the other a complete tyrant just try your best and pray for the best righteous children
@Nobsdaslushhkid
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Train your kids because they are going to experience kids that are not trained.
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@el_ahmdo
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This ramadan I just de look my papa de pity am wllhy its not easy to be a parent na now i de deep am. The billing is out of this world and the worst part is nobe even ontop yourself you de spend am. May Allah reward our parents
@Mvhm00d
m.♟️
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It's during times like this that I sympathize with parents the most, because imagine paying over 30k for sewing excluding the material, then buying shoes, bags, jewelries, hijab/scarf, paying to make hair, henna, make-up and to crown it all you've like 4 daughters to do these
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1 year
Exactly! May Allah grant musty jannah amin❤️
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Everybody is 6ft plus on twitter 😂😂 ok na
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@el_ahmdo
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10 months
Ya Allah forgive abbaty and musty, bring light into their graves, make them comfortable in their graves and grant them the highest ranks in jannah. Amin🤲🏾
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
Happy birthday KING Leo... greatest ever 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Nahh the reason y’all friendships don’t last is cuz una too de carry matter for head😂😂.. one fight and its over.. while us guys can fight now and watch ball together in 20mins.. the life no too serious like that for us 😂😂
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 years
Suddenly messi won the world cup and na now una remember say ballondor na individual award😂😂😂😭😭 i love how shameless pendu fans are
@the_marcoli_boy
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Ballon D'or is an individual award and this Kid should be the favorite.
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@el_ahmdo
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@adetejumi @Munzali_ If you’re receiving money for a their you are also one
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
John obi mikel got told his father was kidnapped before a world cup game and dropped a 8/10 my goat
@LibanLDN
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1 year
Posh told Becks she was pregnant right before the biggest game of his life. Women are insane, why would you do that??!
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
This is how your league's should look💥💥💥 #FPL
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@el_ahmdo
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3 years
I de with one wea de call me messi 🐐
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@el_ahmdo
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1 year
This life is worthless mhan, Allah ya saka mu chika da imani amin
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
@Certifiedopeboi One was playing with Messi and the other with willian
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
🥺🥺🙏🏾
@NafSad_
NAFSAD🔌
4 years
Okay since this is the new trend. Quote this tweet, get no likes or Retweets after 24 hours and stand a chance of winning a jersey or a football boot. Goodluck
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@el_ahmdo
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Papa God if the baldness wan come let it be by choice🙏🏾😂😂 .... WTF
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@el_ahmdo
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@mvccido_szn Its givinggggggggggggg… go girll❤️💕💙💜💜💙💗💗💔
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@el_ahmdo
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5 years
@Abubakar__16 @BarcaTimes He also made 2 mistakes that lead to goals in the second leg againsts liverpool .i do not think he deserves to be there
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 years
Nope. this is what happens when people no get sense… cause there’s no reason they should be acting like animals
@HenshawKate
Kate Amaka Henshaw
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Father Lord!!! Why??!!!😭😭 This is what happens when you push people to the wall...
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@khalifa_shema
Mr.k 🍊
4 years
What’s that one video that lives in your head rent free
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Ajax,lyon,porto 😂😂😂😂 some big game player that
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
May the spirit of seriousness come back to me as school wan resume like this 🙏🏾
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
‼️‼️‼️ facts
@royzkingin
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It’s the best
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 years
Just so you know casemiro>>>> fabinho, rodri,kante,partey and any other dm in the league
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
3 years
If you think you don’t owe your parents anything… you are stupid!
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@el_ahmdo
El-Ahmdõ
2 years
@instablog9ja Commona mhen it even an average graphic designer would do sum nice for a token…. You’ll be very surprised how much money they will say they used for this “redesign” you’ll be very surprised
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@el_ahmdo
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The fact modric has a ballon dor and not Neymar de pain me die
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@el_ahmdo
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2 years
I no even like tea na for my sister biko show love🥺
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@el_ahmdo
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4 years
Brick and lace na the definition of one hit wonder 😂😂
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