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ekzrei

@ekzrei

10 days

when will I find an osu! player gf? (applications open)

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@animetv_jp Yeah the judge ain't believing that your wife transformed into a kid bro you're going to federal prison 😭

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@GreenTextRepost bro risked it all for a playstation 😭😂

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@GreenTextRepost Me when bro kills me in Fortnite 💀

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@ShitpostGate The brotha who signed must have sat next to him on an airplane 💀

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@discordthreats an e-footjob would save me

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@yoxics "Hello my fellow discord users I just banged a minor" 🤓

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@TopGyaru game is game 😈

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@Dan_G013 @animetv_jp Brother the joke is that nobody would believe that

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@GreenTextRepost he thinks 4 inches is substantial it was over before it even began

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@ShitpostGate mine is so small it doesn't reach into the toilet bowl unless I push it down with my hand

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@Stoney_yerr @ShitpostGate our four fathers fought for my right to say this

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@WeedMaxxer You don't understand he's definitely going to go pro this season

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@AniNewsAndFacts Real ones will be watching the uncensored version

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@Ra2byou @animetv_jp hop off the goat haruhi

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21 days

@mrekkosu rent is due

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9 days

I'm 19 years old now

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@DramaAlert "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN... I'm just kidding I did... possibly" 😭😭😭

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@wahlice @will1us being born with money/connections is literally the epitome of luck

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@ShitpostRock I used to use the video speed controller extension to skip through the videos on online school 😂

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@GreenTextRepost Guys I'm not saying I'm interested in trying it but... do you think it feels good? 😂🤔

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17 days

@ShitpostRock You know now that I think about it dating crippled girls might be the meta for ugly guys like me 🤔

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12 days

@GreenTextRepost This is why I don't carry a firearm 😭

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1 month

@awebuse I could see it if it was miss sound maybe but moan for the hitsounds is fucking crazy

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@Ra2byou @animetv_jp literally me 🐐

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2 months

@WeedMaxxer Holy crap Lois this reminds me of the time I got transported into osu

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2 months

@TheEbonyMaw When i'm cranking it and the guy in the videos dick so much bigger than mine I just stop mid session and cry

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17 days

@GreenTextRepost I don't care if it's a million hit me up ladies

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@Jimbo2295445257 @Dan_G013 @animetv_jp yes it isnt real thats why i joked about a fictional judge not believing the situation within the story 😲

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@Plasmili0 I'm saying it if I had powers I would literally destroy the world IDGAF

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I genuinely deserve to be 4 digit

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@wlaassad13 @GreenTextRepost dick joke

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@JureatQ @animetv_jp -blue archive player

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@TheSliceofAnime Nagatoro is good for me but what did 1985-1990 do to deserve peak 😭

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@CloudyDestiny93 @animetv_jp no because in the real world this would be kidnapping keep working on your joke comprehension you will get there one day

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@ashgetbandzzz @kirawontmiss to see if they can

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@CloudyDestiny93 @animetv_jp yes drawing a parallel between this fictional world and the real world was the joke youre starting to get it good job

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@plambob Relax player actually working on their tapping? Nice try cloutiful

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@_HopefulSkeptic maybe im the not normal one but i would have sex with literally any woman on earth

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Is it just me or does this picture go unbelievably hard?

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@ThatDominick @Ra2byou @animetv_jp this is peak anime lil bro

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600 followers on here only 5700 more to catch up to my youtube channel

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@MesugakiArchive What the sigma? My pfp is literally me

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@BruhMasterL1 When the judge asks where you were July 27th

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Wish she was my sister ong

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17 days

I did it.

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27 days

PC upgrade time

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@badeuosu Trump Extermination Squad

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@Veteran_Veigar @ShitpostRock how? I would like them the same as any other girl except I would actually have a chance at success

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3 months

@ReeyouKay its like 727 + 1000 😂

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@jakeophobia I don't

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@LookAtMyMeat1 LITERALLY ME

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2 months

@WhiteCatOsu Eren did nothing wrong

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@Riot_Kassadin This reminds me of that time I got transported into this song

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15 days

Headphones snapped while playing osu smh

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22 days

If chiitan replies to this i'll start making osu! shorts again

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2 months

@ilyjekayla as a lazy mf this is my dream schedule 8 hour shifts too boring

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15 days

would it be cringe if I dm every person I follow who doesn't follow me for a followback?

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@3dscarts I need to create the next number 1 player unfortunately

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@kalvin_hz long low star intro

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@denpafish too big I can't self-insert at all

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2 months

@FaithandWeaIth @yoxics my problem was with the discord thing

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1 month

@JureatQ @animetv_jp what morals do I supposedly have? this is just a joke about the fact that nobody would believe his situation

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@denpafish why is it so big?

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@xootynator you did

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@goreyuna if her method of supporting the lifestyle can also extend to me also living that way then yes

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@moodymonarchy @ShitpostRock Well I'm ugly but I don't think I'm the ugliest guy in the world and I like to believe I'm a nice enough person so I figured the standards would allow me to pass but even if not it's ok I've come to terms with being forever alone you're words don't hurt me and I forgive you

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@xqcreviews money and fame will ALWAYS be more important than another person 😂

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@InkMasterbator I unironically agree with that you can't buy superior genetics its just an illusion guys like me could use to hide our inferiority

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@NotZylice holy crap Lois this apology is worse than the time I got transported into hit rhythm game osu!

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@LadyDLuvs420 all I need is 3 energy drinks and a finger up my ass

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@DidntAskG_I_ @_HopefulSkeptic no but now that you reminded me family exists I realized the only women I wouldn't have sex with is ones I have an emotional connection to ironically enough

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@Citrullin @Veteran_Veigar @ShitpostRock I meant I would still be alive for now I'm sorry

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@Citrullin @Veteran_Veigar @ShitpostRock I don't think this comes from actual concern but just in case don't worry brother I'll be ok for now

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@FearedBuck "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN... I'm just kidding I did... possibly" 😭

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@GreenTextRepost This is me except I'm not 24 yet, don't work, and still live with my parents 😂🔫

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11 days

how fix line appearing on screen in mcosu

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10 days

@dokiww blame wokeless

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2 months

@RedLightning420 F and B

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22 days

325 people hate me 💔

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2 months

@incelmagnet ive never even gave my phone number to anybody in the first place

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@ElRomerororo Police: do you know how fast you were going just now? Him: sorry officer I gotta get home to goon *speeds off*

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@JureatQ @animetv_jp Ultimately I'm just trying to reach twitter monetization requirements and I knew if I made this post it would get good engagement I never really cared no hard feelings brother.

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