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painfully self aware

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Joined July 2017
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Cutting myself
got my first job at 14. what y’all hoes was doing at 14πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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@eggslut123
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Don’t smoke with me because I start acting like Kamala Harris
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@eggslut123
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2 years
My daughter gon be real mad when I name her mazzy star
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@eggslut123
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@grlbutt I got both now what…….
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1 year
girl desktop
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@whotfisjovana Speaking incoherent sentences but having an amazing time
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@eggslut123
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Do you have to let it linger
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1 year
Situationships reaffirm our core beliefs about ourselves that we are not good enough and not worth choosing. When it inevitably ends, not only are we left with the loss of that person, we are left with the confirmation that the intimacy and closeness we are asking for is too much
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breaking up with a 3 month situationship is harder than a divorce
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made myself one
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@eggslut123
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1 year
Thoughts on the Jonah Hill situation: Normalize posting the screenshots. Normalize outing abusive men. Normalize exposing predatory men who portray themselves as feminists. Normalize ending their career. Normalize letting everyone know.
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@eggslut123
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11 months
Got super high and filmed five nights at freddie’s like a concert
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@eggslut123
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@mikeysneakerss I literally typed this out hit send and went to bed after a whole night of acting like Kamala Harris
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when the therapy session leaves u in shambles and all u can do is watch katya’s read u wrote u verse over and over
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2 years
She made so many points
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@siIIymonkey This is gross delete
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@clintoris Carrying a water bottle
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1 year
Crazy thought but maybe men shouldn’t call women bitches regardless of the circumstances
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@eggslut123
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@nosIeepenergy @kobychill Omg the actress who played tinka actually works for trump now so this is actually true
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@eggslut123
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Gagged me a bit
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Priscilla daughter or the social network son
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@eggslut123
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okay mary!!!!!
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@eggslut123
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The turnstile x snail mail show is like the Olympics for bisexual women and incels
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Last night a man gave me a tequila shot and watched me immediately me throw it up in a garbage can and still had the nerve to ask me for a kiss 5 minutes later
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@eggslut123
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1 year
Me if loving too hard was a crime
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@eggslut123
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tw lice // if you are at the alex g + alvvays show at prospect park bandshell, we suggest getting checked for lice if you have any sudden itchiness after the show. best to look behind your ears and near the bottom of your neck. stay safe!
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Normalize letting them suffer the consequences of their own actions. Normalize being a bitch. Normalize being the crazy ex girlfriend who stands up for herself. Normalize reclaiming your power. Normalize it all!
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@eggslut123
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11 months
β€œYeah honestly idgaf it didn’t even affect me that much”
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@eggslut123
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10 months
Ever have a day so bad you start to feel like your 13 year old self again
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@em0rave Is this tiny moving parts
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@eggslut123
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secured my lamby
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@eggslut123
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Happy 1 year anniversary to this
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@eggslut123
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2 years
another long day in the loving too hard factory…and my work here is far from over
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@eggslut123
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1 year
β€œForced weird” does anything not annoy y’all like why are u gatekeeping weird 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I feel like this is a level of forced weirdness I have yet to ever encounter and hopefully never will
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Could you just imagine Bernie Sanders saying King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
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Liz Phair bk show is like the Olympics for gen x’ers and girls with bangs
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1 year
Just made a sausage egg and cheese on a roll with chipotle mayo and avocado
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@bobbyonmain Honestly I’m gonna take that too with me
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@eggslut123
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My sons!!!!!!!!!!
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@eggslut123
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@ginadivittorio IVE LITERALLY SEEN THIS GUY ON BUMBLE HAHAHAHAHAHA
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When my ex cheated on me so I signed him up for 50+ different far right/pro life/NRA newsletter emails and postal mail and made a pornhub account with his email called β€œILoveCheatingOnMyGF” and sent him a tellyourpartner alert telling him he has chlamydia on his birthday
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Mfs wanna fuck so bad talking about β€œyou are so articulate and intelligent”
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@eggslut123
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JUST QUIT MY JOB YASSSSSSSSS
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Might get fired from my retail job today everyone celebrate with me
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Meanwhile in Oakland
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@eggslut123
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Being hot and having fun
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men wish they had the emotional capacity to make book clubs with their friends and discuss what they learned so instead they go to war
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In summary, yes, situationship breakups are literally soul crushing and potentially harder. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Twitter please turn off view count I’ll kill myself
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Ur in his dms I’m writing a list of things I love about myself in my diary
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New skirt!!! New boots!!! New Jersey!!!
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I FUCKING PASSEDDDDDDD
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Exam day
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@eggslut123
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DO NOT LISTEN TO PLEASE STAY BY LUCY DACUS
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@eggslut123
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These are like lyrics you write in your diary when you’re 10 years old and have dreams of being a singer
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yall waited 3 years for this😭
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Boob job. 9 stupid tattoos. IUD. Nipple piercing. Rhinestone stuck to my tooth with nail glue. 3 month old mascara. Tonsil stones. Polygel stiletto nails. Split ends. Various metal in my nose. Lavender body spray.
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CW self harm Hey girls today is 9 years since the last time I cut myself πŸ₯² it seems (and is) so far away and like kinda not important to keep track of anymore but it was such an insanely intense period of my life and feels so weird to reflect back on?? Giving myself love ❀️
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I’d kill and die for these boots I need them
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it’s me
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I am so saddened to announce the tragic passing of my beautiful vibrator. She tragically but peacefully passed away in her sleep this morning. Please say a prayer for me in this difficult time of mourning πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” RIP MY VIBRATOR 2022-2023
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The face of a bitch that’s coping via jersey shore and weed
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Why is it that dogs and cats can have the zoomies but when I have it it’s called β€œunmedicated ADHD” 🀨
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Hinge is all fun and games until someone actually asks to hang out and u get scared
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I need a shock collar for every time I look a pics of me and my ex
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Me when I post a thirst trap on 9/11
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@eggslut123
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How it feels to be a lover girl in a dating app world
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@eggslut123
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3 years
left no crumbs πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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@eggslut123
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First day of (paid) work as a social worker can I get a YEAAA BOIIIIII
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Buccal fat is low key goated when removal is the vibe
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5 Percs at Freddie’s
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@eggslut123
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tw hello friends i haven’t s*lf h*rmed in 7 years today. i’m really really proud of myself!! if my 13 year old self could see who i am today i think she’d be amazed :-)
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Awwwwwww you are soooooooooooo fucking dumb but at least you’re skinny! ❀️
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β€œCLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
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wouldn’t it be easier just to get skinny
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Master of Slaycial Work
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@eggslut123
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I GOT INTO NYU FOR GRAD SCHOOL OMG
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Served harder than the entire US military
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Me when I post a thirst trap on 9/11
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The restaurant I’m at just played sharon van etten, big thief, soccer mommy, and snail mail back to back what depressed gay bitch is on aux rn
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3 years ago today i did a few bumps of ketamine and an hour later I was on the toilet shitting my brains out while simultaneously projectile vomiting on Jess’s bathroom floor and then Will cleaned everything up, gave me his pajamas, and tucked me into bed ❀️
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i spawned him from my mind
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When you’re with your cat and it’s awkward
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Idk if it’s just that I’m getting older or if there has been a colossal vibe shift in th universe but the crowds at a lot of concerts I’ve been to lately have been sooooooo annoying
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When you’re so anxious you accidentally turn avoidant
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when jig of life comes on and you gotta act like you know how to irish dance
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Just had the scariest night of my life
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@eggslut123
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Were the vibes rancid today for anyone else
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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No one in this apartment complex knows I threw up dominoes pizza 20 minutes ago
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Doing my best is a full time job
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@xxcedarxx Also like get over yourself if you think that just because I like girls I must like you. Chill out Becky you’re not even that cute
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@eggslut123
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What porn brainrot does to a mf…….,,,….
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I added this guy on snap from bumble and I… …….
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woke up feeling weird again
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