Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin Twitter profile

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Snarky McSnarkerson

@efilnikufsin

5 years

In 2007, during the Islamic celebration of Mawlid, a celebration of charity, this is how Iraqi Kurds treated our patrol from 3/3 ACR. We've abandoned the Kurds...again. My heart is heavy. #TrumpGenocide

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I'm a 30-Year Army, Army Reserve and National Guard & Iraq vet. I enjoy shooting immensely, but never owned a weapon. Assault Rifles (any gas-operated, high capacity, semi-auto/auto capable weapon) are weapons of war. They have no place in our society. #VetsForGunReform

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@realDonaldTrump Hey, if a teacher has a bone-Spur, can they get out of the requirement to carry a gun? Asking for a draft dodger. #MAGA #RESIST #GunReformNow #VetsForGunReform

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One time in iraq, we were waiting for extraction and hugging the ground in a pitch black night. I said (whispering): hey, Top. Tell me a story. Top: Fuck you, be quiet Me: Oh, that’s my favorite.

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

#rctid #baonpdx #gwout

Portland Timbers

@TimbersFC

3 years

PTFC staff and Timbers coaches are wearing teal ribbons today as a show of solidarity and support for NWSL players.

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2 years

Make some french fries! Make some French fries, put some gravy on the top! Put some cheese curds in the middle and we’ll eat the fucking lot! #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Heart is broken. Soul is shattered. But I have hope for what I saw & heard. I saw pogoing on Tanner ridge & in the Key Bank. Heard full chants, not from the TA, but the west side library. Heard the TA in full voice. I saw a city & team with no end of love. We go again. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

THANK YOU!! @FCDallas for being the FIRST @MLS side to embrace Iron Front as a strong stand against fascism & racism. #AUnitedFront #rctid #DTID

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2 years

Someone should call . @MerrittPaulson ’s dad and let him know how his son is driving his father’s investment into the ground. . @MLS #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

THREAD #rctid REAL TALK: lotsa talk bout newbs & tourists watering down the North End. LOVE all y’all, but this is on all of us. We have become exclusionary, “If you aren’t OG, you aren’t welcome.” People come to the NE because we have a vibe of energy & inclusiveness…

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Fun fact: we aren’t going to the show. The show is coming to us. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

I’m sick and tired of all this “Valeri is a saint” crap. The one time I played foosball against him he clearly broke the rules by blowing on the ball. The man is a CHEAT! #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

I was once one of 40 people that would brief this man in less than an hour every morning at 0530. He didn’t miss a word & would ask deep, probing questions & tie it all together. Never met a man so smart.

Brianna Keilar

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"They ain't controlling jack." Lt. Gen. @MarkHertling , former Army Commanding General of Europe, on Russia claiming they control Kherson in southern Ukraine.

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5 years

Being quote tweeted into a Fox News article gives me life. And yes, I am anti-fascist, anti-racist, and anti-white Nationalist. And you may quote me on that. #AUnitedFront #rctid

Antifa’s ‘Iron Front’ symbol banned by Major League Soccer’s Portland Timbers and Seattle Sounders

With another confrontation between supporters of Antifa and the Proud Boys expected on the streets of Portland, Ore., next weekend, two pro soccer teams in the Pacific Northwest are trying to help...

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

Hi, @TimbersFC you've 2,366 tickets on sale on @SeatGeek , most at 1/2 price. I've never seen a product bleed out good will like this since New Coke. People are going to study your actions from this summer and write essays on how to alienate a fan base. #rctid #AUnitedFront

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8 years

There is light at the end of the tunnel.

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5 years

Hey, shittle beat us fair and square. I’ve never been more proud to be associated with such a group of malcontents. #rctid That goes for you too. Jerks. #ebfg #WeAreECS

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

Young man, 2nd from the right, was born in a refugee camp in Thailand & lived there for 9 years. He played soccer every day. The @107ist through the GCSF paid for his club dues with Eastside Timbers. He played his 1st ever club match this weekend. 2 goals, 1 assist. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

AWESOME! The Crystal Palace supporters are singing “Onward Rose City” in a salute to our efforts yesterday. That & @StallerAlex , obviously. #rctid #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

@MariaLangholz @GopherGrad For the love of god. I grew up in Oklahoma. And I was so grateful when I left and found books that weren’t approved by the southern baptist church.

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3 years

NEVER FORGET! The loudest the @timbersarmy has ever sung was in the 2013 Western Conference Finals in a loss. WE WATCHED THEM CELEBRATE ON OUR PITCH. Next week we make amends. I’ll see you then. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

1 yr ago tonight I started a 4-Day drinking binge. When I came out the other side, I finally asked for help. Been clean since. If you need help or want to talk about it, LMK.

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@efilnikufsin

4 months

IT’S OFFICIAL! SHE PUT ON THE HAT! W/ @shebainpdx #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

. @ADizzle23 saves the match! #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

11 months

Gio brought us three finals and some three trophies over six years. Thank you, Gio. You aren’t done, just done here. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

4 years

I joined the army at 18 as a PV1 & served 15 years enlisted, commissioning at 33. Not once as an enlisted trooper did I think I would arrive here. Sometimes you gotta fight for it, but the Army is what you make of it.

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

My heart is empty. I cannot in good conscience go to the match tomorrow. I will not volunteer, either. Thanks, @TimbersFC @MerrittPaulson #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

I’ve seen posts about taking pride in Cascadia for making four consecutive MLS Cup finals. I implore, each of you to consider these words of wisdom before making such posts in the future: Fuck Seattle Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. #rctid ⁠ ⁠

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

CANADA WINS THE GOLD FOR PORTLAND! #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

@TimbersFC @ThornsFC #BAONPDX #RCTID

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Has anyone tried turning the @ThornsFC on and off? #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

NEVER met anyone who wasn’t thrilled to be brought in this way. We INVITE with LOVE, iINCLUSIVENESS, & PASSION or we DIE on the vine with the FO running the North End. God damn it, I love what we have. Let’s not lose it. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

My letter to the @TimbersFC @MLS @107ist #ebfg #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

@zag08 @WeAreECS Happy to stand with you jerks, shoulder to shoulder until this fight is won. #rctid #ebfg 👊👊🏿👊🏼👊🏾👊🏽

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

It’s just weird that that annoying kid from Lake Oswego in the cargo shorts blazing the vevuzela in the @timbersarmy is calling the World Cup. @JohnStrong @FOXSports #FIFAWorldCup

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@efilnikufsin

4 months

We doing this! Sing on your wedding day! W/ @shebainpdx #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

90 days ago, I humiliated my fam & self through alcohol abuse. Been in rehab & AA since. Please be aware of my recovery, I appreciate it

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

What’s the difference between the Bermuda Triangle and @TimbersFC ? The Bermuda Triangle has three points. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Tourists #rctid

Portland Timbers

@TimbersFC

3 years

Teamwork ☔️😂 #RCTID

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

I am taking a knee, tomorrow. You do what you think is right. I serve the Constitution & Bill of Rights. Not a flag. #rctid #takeaknee

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

Army Family Day picnic today. A quick survey in my immediate vicinity resulted in cargo shorts on 50% of males. There was no variance in clothing utility between rank structures. This data is conclusive.

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

@TimberVic @CorriAnne80 @martcw12 @MNUFC Unfollowed.

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

We're off to win the league, please hold our calls. #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Here is what we do…Keep #oneclub , we crowdsource some wealthy people, say 20 of them to buy 4% of the club each. We sell shares (a la Oviedo) for the remaining 20%. The supporters become the senior partner. Bob’s your uncle. #baonpdx #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Noted FO & League shill…FFS. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 months

We got the game winner, bitches! #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

WE WON THE SHIP! #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

Hey Kansas City, 22k at a Wednesday NWSL league match...tell me again how you are the epicenter of women’s football support? #BAONPDX

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

In what fantasy land does your side hand over the new Silverware to the supporters? Beautiful gesture @ThornsFC #baonpdx

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

I SWEAR TO GOD!!! Trent Crimm from the Independent is at the prefunk. Mind yourself. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Good morning to surrender cobras and surrender cobras only. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

Daughter’s boyfriend asked how “America” was doing at the World Cup...

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Idiot in 107 yelling at the Viking keeper: “hey Bouvet! You suck!” Me: “How would you know, hasn’t had to do anything. And, ‘Bouvet’ is their sponsor, it’s on all their jerseys…jagoff.” #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Bruised. Battered. NYCFC were the better side on the day. They get the glory, good on them. We were proud to host. I saw dozens of friends volunteer their time. Their sweat. Their brilliant minds. They stopped at nothing to make this happen. We will be back. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Hey @TimbersFC it’s a new week. What are you going to screw up next? #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

I've been sober for 234 days. I just got my first call to go help someone else. And now all the sudden I'm a nervous wreck.

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

@mflynnJR It is physically impossible for you to be this obtuse. Were you hacked? Key your handset once, for yes. Twice, for no.

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

Friends, my heart is heavy. Our club refuses to take the side of the oppressed, while equating the voice of love with that of hate. This fight is not over, we SHALL overcome. Our cause is just. May justice live in your heart & Iron reside in your mettle. #rctid #AUnitedFront

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Accepted a position with Intel today. I will manage maintenance and operations of their AMHS, on shift. I’ve done this at ON Semiconductor in the past but this system is about ~18 times larger. Much excite.

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▶ Learn more about Intel's Automated Superhighway: https://intel.ly/31V0KAzIntel’s automated material-handling system is a complex superhighway most of us ha...

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

Kansas City 2014: Wins NWSL title 2015: Wins NWSLTitle 2017: teams moves to Salt Lake due to lack of support Also Kansas City: 2019: WE ARE THE EPICENTER OF WOMEN’S SOCCER SUPPORT IN THE US!!! #USAvNED @NWSL @FOXSports

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

OK. Who did this? #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Gio Savarese with the assist in the 22 v 22! #ptfcforpeace #baonpdx #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

4 years

Hi. I have PTSD from being blown up and shot at. I’m usually ok but please stop with the fireworks.

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

ICYMI: there are other cities where you can catch a match. This is the ONLY city in the WORLD where you can watch a women’s 1st Div match with a sellout crowd of 21K+. Then for desert, watch the men do the same. ALL the passion, ALL the love. GD, I love this city. #BAONPDX #RCTID

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

I hope the Timbers win a soccer ball game match today. Go team, win the sportsball! #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

LISTEN UP! Scarves, banners, & 2-sticks will be ready for action by 1800 tomorrow. All wills & life insurance policies will be complete by 1900. Final letters home will be in mail by 2000. Clear your mind. Make peace with your maker in your own way. Then we go to work. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Fvck RSL. #rctid

Snarky McSnarkerson

@efilnikufsin

3 years

Today. We are all RSL. Until we aren’t. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

We went to the Azteca. We played against a side that is worth 10x our side. Our side competed. They fought hard. They scored a goal. They made us proud. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

All this hand-wringing & nervous tweet crap is for other supporters. Not us. TODAY. WE BRING IT. ALL. We sing. We leave NOTHING on the table. NOBODY QUITS! Not for one GD second. TODAY we play for silverware & a final. SING UNTIL YOU BLEED! You have your orders. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

I got to play foosball against Diego Valeri. I was so crestfallen to watch him cheat on me. (Please see exhibit A, whereupon he is blowing on the ball) He came from behind to beat me 2-1. Jerk.

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6 years

3/3-He taught me the value of service & hard work. Always saying, “every job, no matter what it is, is a chance to impress, which will provide further opportunity.” He is still with us, I just was thinking about him & wanted to share a good story.

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@efilnikufsin

4 years

My father is on his deathbed and my sister let me talk to him on the phone. I feel like my insides have been torn out. I just told him “Thank you.”

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

@TimberVic @CorriAnne80 @martcw12 @MNUFC

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

BREAKING: Ridgewell out for 6-8 weeks due to calf injury sustained during his signing. #rctid

Jamie Goldberg

@Jamiebgoldberg

5 years

Former Portland Timbers captain Liam Ridgewell signs with Hull City #RCTID #MLS

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

#CelebrateThanks #CupBoundAndDown #RCTID

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

Let me break this down for you: Servicemen & women take an oath to the Constitution, not the flag. By suggesting citizens surrender their 1A rights & subordinate themselves to a flag & other’s expectations, undermines the purpose of the oath. Your argument is invalid. #Resist

Tomi Lahren

@TomiLahren

6 years

That flag and anthem represent more to some than you could ever understand. Some have had to watch their loved ones come home under that flag. It’s not about your political BS, it’s about respect. If you are too ridiculous to understand I suggest you visit Arlington Natl Cemetery

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6 years

So...Russian collusion came up today. One MSG shouted...”Alleged!!” Too which I replied, “I mean, what’s 75 indictments among friends?” I’ve never made so many allies and enemies in one instant.

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

1 Yr ago today, Connie stole the MLS MVP trophy in broad daylight. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

I don’t mean to belabor the point, but we kicked the fvck out of the Galaxy last night. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

WE should put effort into getting that back. For example: to welcome newbs, @shebainpdx & I do this every match day: buy or bring 1 extra No Pity scarf & grab a handful of chant sheets. When you see someone in your section unscarfed, you ask them if it is their first… #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Inject this into my veins. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

4 years

ICYMI: every US Army officer who swore the oath I did, and fought for the south, was a traitor to the union. Every Federal Officer, regardless of your department, who attacks a protesting citizen, attacks the document you swore an oath too. You are choosing your side of history.

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

@Section8Chicago just flew 3 Iron Front flags for the last few minutes of the match. Nothing but respect. #rctid #AUnitedFront

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

If you start watching the 2016 or 2017 @MLS Cup right now and play them on loop until New Year's Day at 12:01:01AM, @SoundersFC will still not have scored a goal.

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

There is literally no person in the United States, outside King County, WA, rooting for Seattle. #MLS #RCTID

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: He pooped! #ZipIN

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

match. If it is OR one of their first, you scarf them, show them how to use the scarf, & give them a chant sheet. THEN you tell them to pay it forward & bring a friend & scarf them. Or scarf a newb in the NE. Tell them about tifo painting & the @NoPityVan . #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

11 months

Obligatory #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

BREAKING: CLINT retired years ago.

Steven Goff

@SoccerInsider

6 years

Breaking: Clint Dempsey has retired from pro soccer. #usmnt #mls

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Now hear me out: let’s destroy the patriarchy. #baonpdx

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@efilnikufsin

5 years

Hi @TimbersFC , I’m not spending any money in your Stadium again tonight. Thanks for making my choices so easy. #KTHNXBAI #RCTID #AUnitedFront

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

BREAKING: . @MLS releases new footage of the Van Rankin PK tackle in the . @TimbersFC v . @WhitecapsFC match. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

7 years

Hey...I still live in the only city in the US, where soccer is king. I know, regardless of who the gaffer is, we'll gather in the North End next spring, smile, hug & laugh. And jump & clap & sing. That's all that really matters. #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

2 years

Checks in w/Fanladen... Me: How's trix? Fanladen: we have 5x the tickets we usually get opening day. & sold less than 20% what we sell on a normal day. Me: yikes. I checked seat geek, there are easily over 1,000 tickets on seat geek for 1/2 price. WTG @MerrittPaulson #rctid

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

*wearing new cargo shorts at the coast* Daughter- “Dad, can you put my charging cord in...*one* of your pockets?” Me- “Are you kidding? I’ve been training for this moment all my life.” *sheds tear*

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@efilnikufsin

4 years

Welp, small blessings from the virus: I will not be deploying to any undisclosed locations in SW Asia. My slot was given to another officer who had just lost his civilian job.

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@efilnikufsin

1 year

Friends, my father has passed. I don’t believe I can add to this post. His was a life well lived.

Snarky McSnarkerson

@efilnikufsin

6 years

1/3- This my pops. Born in South Texas during the depression. He speaks English as his second language & grew up picking cotton & working the farms until HS grad. He said, the only thing he learned from that experience was that he was leaving south Texas.

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@efilnikufsin

6 years

The company cafe puts American cheese on their pizza. I am considering active countermeasures to end this assault on western civilization.

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@efilnikufsin

3 years

Today. We are all RSL. Until we aren’t. #rctid

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