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@effyoutrav

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just a dude gettin' after it // baseball, prowres, football, video games, gay shit, dad jokes // terminal case of orioles magic // links under bio

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@effyoutrav
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10 months
spent the last full day of vacation by the pool going through the scaries 😩
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5 years
@ItsTommyLee93 @Michael_Hawse my favorite part of this is the acknowledgment that men just naturally can’t help themselves around women. should we assume the same for you, bro?
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@effyoutrav
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9 months
@taylorprobably if you translate her blinking into morse code, she spells ‘torture’
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@cinnammongir1 reacting to his touch like
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@effyoutrav
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3 months
mentioning pics you took for the alt when you don’t easily make access to the alt is the weakest thing a man can do
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@spicyboyivy um excuse you he would like you to know he’s changed, honey
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@KaitMarieox @jack @TwitterSafety @thereidfeed @FBI kaitlin: i can take my gun anywhere i please, you’re triggered if you don’t feel safe :) :) :) kaitlin: *shows up to pride for the attention* fight me :) :) :) reid: *posts meme of teddy bear in car* kaitlin and eight billion other chuds: ABUSE!!! I FEEL UNSAFE
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
@SpacemanJake “anal, cumshots, gangbangs, etc” holy shit lmao
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
fine, i’m awake. y’all need anything from the store?
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5 years
@ariesgodmother with as much as she loves being publicly owned, you’d think she’d be a big fan of socialism
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@effyoutrav
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7 months
godzilla minus one, on a $12m budget, winning the oscar for best visual effects over guardians of the galaxy ($250m) and mission impossible ($291m) is just so, so, so fucking good
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
little spoon reporting for duty
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3 years
@vinn_ayy he said “they took my magic away” i said “WHAT”
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@effyoutrav
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9 months
@taylorprobably nooooo 😅 use the screen of your macbook pro for 10 dollar
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@effyoutrav
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9 months
@ImNotJoeRogan @OurLocalMan @DiamondSpiderP @buplo12345 @Tanner_Slavin straights are literally only on this earth to procreate. they have no other purpose. that’s literally a sex thing.
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
floats confirmed so far for the #StraightPrideParade • cargo shorts, lil bit of boxers showing • AXE shampoo/body wash 2-in-1 (but not conditioner; too gay) • tim “the toolman” taylor • an old high school jersey • you think it’s just a hole but it’s a well, actually
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
@cypayex @tayrianalover @AndrewRGoodman because someone taking a photo of him without his knowledge then sending that photo to him was *literally* the point of the original post? just admit you think that kind of behavior is either fine and/or something you’ve done and don’t wanna be held accountable for
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@effyoutrav
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11 months
felt cute, let’s fuckin go
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@davidmackau @npdegroote PUT. THEM. ON. THE. SUPREME. COURT.
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
it’s monday y’all
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3 years
@vinn_ayy also honestly the seven seconds of dead air at the end was the cherry on top of the fingernail-stirred soup
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
petition to cancel drag race and turn it into jujubee’s cat chat
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5 years
@ItsTommyLee93 @justinpbolinger @Michael_Hawse oughta be glad no women give you the time of day enough for you to worry about them in a bathroom, champ
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
@2Sweet444Life second time in three wks a WWE guy got dumped on the top of his head because a guy who should still be in training messed up. first moss didn’t know how to take a move, now holland doesn’t know how to give it. and yet when dante martin hesitates on a dive, it’s “lol aew sucks”
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
@kabanger @bIindeye judgment dressed up as fake concern is a literal emotional abuse tactic so i’m over here hoping you don’t have kids
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
@doumbot @wellimover the NBA literally shut down and tom hanks announced he had it march 11, but most people hadn’t heard of it march 10? lmao it was big news worldwide weeks before this and there were thoughts of shutting/limiting things in the US by early march but let’s defend the muscle gays
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
just saying hi to all the big spoons out there
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
👋🏻
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@effyoutrav
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2 months
@ArcanesValor @GoldwagNathan @GirardHolistic “you just assume my position based on how i brought myself into the thread” lmao you’re such a fucking dork and should continue to be bullied
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
alright alright, i’m up
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6 years
@rywheels @BrianSimsPA my favorite part of this tweet is the part where Ryan didn't deny the thought that queerness is whatever Ryan loves
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
@ShawnMcBreairty literally none of these words mean anything. you’re just mad for the sake of being mad, which i’m guessing is just the way you live your life. waking up in the morning friendless and joyless, ready to get red-faced about the smallest bit of kindness shown to someone who isn’t you
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
i felt cute and that’s all the reason i need to post this ☺️
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3 months
oh my god did you just want to filter all the requests to your alt into the 2-3 people you find hot who ask about it? you’re so brave!
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@ValerieMgrtAnne @meakoopa this is a criminally underrated take
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
good night say it back
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
🙂🙃🙂
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6 years
Joy Behar: *opens mouth* Meghan McCain:
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@effyoutrav
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5 years
@benFsinger @OliviaBatto @meakoopa oh it’s absolutely either she tipped well and sPeNt sO mUcH mOnEy, or she didn’t tip well and is the 😡 devil 😡
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5 years
@MikellFernando hmm looks like somebody is looking for approval on the internet
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4 years
@carlieyeast @BitzOfFitz @ewufortheloss you can document something important without making yourself the center and subject of the photo well. maybe you can. i *know* she can’t.
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@justinpbolinger @ItsTommyLee93 @Michael_Hawse shh don’t say they! that’s a No No Word to conservatives these days
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5 months
@KristanHawkins at this point, have you considered the possibility that the holy spirit simply isn’t taking calls from you?
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@effyoutrav
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1 year
@seelzonwheelz @bigchipjpg he proved his argument so you pivoted from questioning his content to questioning his tone lmao
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@effyoutrav
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9 months
but you’re not ready for THAT conversation 🤫
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
felt cute, here’s proof
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
@leborges23 @filterorbit @lolvannita @jaadoree yeah a black man’s life depended on a cop’s knee coming off his throat. that’s why we’re here
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@effyoutrav
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3 months
parking at the beach was nonsense so i’m a pool boy today, fellas
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4 years
@quasimatt i’m the dude eating popcorn watching the white tears live stream
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3 years
@catrussy i mean did you internationally assign an earring disorder to that dude or not???? zoo-wee papa is waiting!!!!
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
are you a gamestop or a gamesbottom
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
y'all. i let some friends take me out tonight, and i got to just vibe for the first time in a while. i've gone through some shit lately, but y'know what? i love myself. i'm really happy. (hope y'all that thirst followed me over the last few days are okay with this content.)
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
@JeevesDC dc gay with shirtless pinned tweet inflates his own ego by trying to dunk on sex workers for no reason?
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
mornin’ from a very sleepy boy in a very comfy bed
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@effyoutrav
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7 months
i’m sorry but nobody posting grindr screenshots is gonna beat this message i got from a no-pic profile the first weekend pokémon go was released
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@effyoutrav
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@Skybomb3000 @rwyleric "an older virgin" call yourself out now
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@effyoutrav
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4 years
@davejorgenson i guess in his opinion, you can’t just...say anything...these days
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@effyoutrav
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3 months
hmm hello
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pretty bottoms: let me see you. tap in
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
oh so i recently hit three years since i last self-harmed. i probably wouldn't be here today without the unbelievably good fate of a friend finding me very close to the brink and saving my life. i'm glad i'm here. :)
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@effyoutrav
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3 years
IG saw it first but i’m a cute lil fucker idc idc
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2 years
i went outside. please clap
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@effyoutrav
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7 months
y’all better be having a good day 😤
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@effyoutrav
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2 years
sleepy boy looking for a big spoon
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@effyoutrav
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1 month
🤷🏻‍♂️
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@yassifiedsloth
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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