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pathetic futch / married irl to @simulacrimosa

she, 18
Joined May 2024
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@effthingy
harpie
24 days
is this illegal
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24 days
is it ok if i look like this . is it allowed
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@effthingy
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of course the 13 year old smiling friends fans are angry at the phrase "all art is political"
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Silly ass slime :P
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How political!!! 😱
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if you're a trans woman and you talk about having sex, wanting to have sex or doing drugs on here they kill you
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@effthingy
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if you listen to this that's genuinely really embarrassing
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Nettspend - new snippet (2023)
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@simulacrimosa 5 gods can beat a billion lions
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@effthingy
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some girls are getting naked with each other it's called lesbians and i'm NOT joking
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MP | Masculine Peak 🧠
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What made you realize that girls aren't as innocent as you thought?
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2 months
@simulacrimosa the gods are gonna be floating in the air sending meteors down at the lions
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1 month
transitioning is not the same as rape, actually
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@Thursdaaaaaaay all of the replies defending it play out EXACTLY like this
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@effthingy
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3 months
thighs are the most reddit body part ever
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Minors shouldn’t post their thighs on the internet
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@simulacrimosa pokémon are gods
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@effthingy
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2 months
it's because she passes. it's really simple!
@itssoulluv
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2 months
Stopppp why are people on facebook so nice to Hunter Schafer there is literally not a single hate or transphobic comment under this post😭
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@effthingy
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4 months
you people freak out over anything
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4 months
IM CRYING I JUST LOOKED UP ''RED HERRING''' AND FOUND THIS FUCKASS IMAGE?????? WHAT IS THISSSSSS
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@effthingy
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how it feels to wear a carabiner in public
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@effthingy
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22 days
genuinely feel like i'm going crazy looking at the qrts why are people so mad at this girl this is literally nothing 😭😭😭 13 - 15 yr old twitter get mad as FUCK whenever someone even mentions sex
@2dscartridges
abby she/they/it 🇳🇬 lipettle #1 shipper #1 1 fan
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this is who you guys chose for twitter trans rep
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it's genuinely so disgusting that c!s women are pretending to be trans for money like this is genuinely offensive and sickening
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@effthingy
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21 days
this happens like every month dude
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3 months
@HarleyForSure follow me for more bangers
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@effthingy
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1 month
imagine getting a babysitter and a hotel for the night just bc your lame ass kid cant handle hearing some slight bed squeaking
@SHADOWlZED
DEINO!! 🍉 #1 hawks hater
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oh boy
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3 months
@twinsnakestwins i watched that "review" and he legit thinks justice smith is the son of will smith 😭
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@effthingy
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26 days
my uni classmate who lives in an actual MANSION with a GATE is reposting shit like this you can't be serious bro
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@effthingy
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3 months
all men are pigs
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3 months
if WW2 happened today liberals would mourn the suicide of Hitler
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@SkramzMutt the stench must be unimaginable
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3 months
@deergirl56 asexual = a sexual predator
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24 days
what are you talking about. who cares .
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@effthingy
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2 months
he has more followers than me ...
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2 months
found my uncles twitter bc oomf qrted him calling him a moron 😭😭😭😭
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@effthingy
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22 days
describing someone as "just asking to get groomed" is disgusting btw
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abby she/they/it 🇳🇬 lipettle #1 shipper #1 1 fan
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@pseudcide @coralclaybrick @sergidash @GeoReffGD @flakeygd_ oh yeah before people go "erm you hate fun" "find real problems" this person is a minor publicly hornyposting on an account with 10k followers, they are literally asking to get groomed
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the most beautiful women you know looked like a dweeby boy 3 years ago
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@effthingy
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3 months
what's the point of playing a game that isn't fun
@hubestyle
Hube, the Glover (tombstone)
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"Games do not have to be fun" is a truth which is embarrassingly difficult for some to grasp
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@effthingy
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@hot_girl6969 a kid trying to be a rapper and seem cool and street when i damn well he's from the suburbs
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@MPKSteezy it just came up on my timeline irdgaf!
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@effthingy
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3 months
a 14 year old having a fat fetish does not make anyone a victim y'all are crazy
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@effthingy
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26 days
i haven't seen this short (not planning on changing that) but is this the official tagline?? 😭😭
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@effthingy
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18 days
pretentious emo fans when you wanna listen to mom jeans instead of argentinian screamo with 5 monthly listeners exclusively on bandcamp
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@effthingy
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3 months
let's hope he sticks with it til the end
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i love her
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@effthingy
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4 months
the cultural obsession with one mentally ill person is creepy and insane
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this is an actual booth at fan expo Dallas
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annoying twitter humour: the game
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this is the realest shit i've ever played in my life
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me if posting my girlfriend's cat on instagram and passing it off as my own was a job
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you turned me into a stray dog from a mighty human man
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@effthingy
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she's 100% right btw, copaganda and making light of police abusing their power has no place in children's movies
@CraftyAdrian360
Crafty #FreePalestine 🇵🇸
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This is what all those “Sonic would not work for the government wtf????? SONIC IS ANTI-LAW ENFORCEMENT” people look like to me. If you want to stand against police, go to a civil rights protest like a normal person. Don’t complain about the imaginary cops in fiction.
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@effthingy
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"jail art" imagining asking a mentally disabled incarcerated person to draw art for you and then selling it for a profit at your shitty little booth lmao fuck these people
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this is an actual booth at fan expo Dallas
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scran!
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@effthingy
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is this meant to be a comeback??? genuinely what is he trying to say here
@Schaffrillas
Schaffrillas
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Sorry my takes on Oppenheimer, The Prestige, Mad Mad Fury Road, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Holdovers, Schindler's List, The Fablemans, Great Comet, Fiddler on the Roof, Once on this Island, Nanako's social link in Persona 4, etc. were so bad guys 😔
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people are so fucking weird about China
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@lum_mitaka this too is embarrassing
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twitter loves showing me an endless stream of women who are more attractive than me
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@Seamus_Malek
Séamus Malekafzali
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The rapist from the Sde Teiman Israeli prison camp is now becoming a regular TV show guest in Israel. Inconceivable how this society can exist and be accepted in the modern age.
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@effthingy
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does anyone recognise this girl
@middleagedwitch
Dr Miranda Corcoran
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Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?
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@effthingy
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irl sent oomfs tweet to the gc 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@effthingy
harpie
2 months
january vs last week !!
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@urtypeofm3tal
beautiful angel princess
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january vs last week :)
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@effthingy
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do we fw dykes with beer bellies
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@effthingy
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harpie don't look now but one of america's greatest directors is right behind you
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@effthingy
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my mother said i look like a girl :)
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going out
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if you watch this and find this funny i don't think you should be allowed to own things or vote in elections
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@ViceApologist we got cows
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@effthingy
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have this awesome loop of me waving at the camera
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if WW2 happened today liberals would mourn the suicide of Hitler
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girl room (not done unpacking)
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btw my names not harpie and it isn't even harper either!! >:) both are just nicknames !
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took some photos on my new puter
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attractive people shouldn't complain about anything on here. or talk. i don't wanna see u .please
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yayayayay :D
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@borninxenia THIS FUCKASS IMAGE???????? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@kittenfacerb @alxdalir @FreeRosedark copaganda is when the protagonist of the kids show is a cop who's portrayed as awesome and cool and brave, yes!
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@effthingy
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the 2040s boy mogs me
@tyler02020202
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group halloween costume idea
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how it feels to leave your room to use the shared bathroom
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@e06mn @laylalikesmusic what a weird thing to say
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today is my birthday !!!!!!!!
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it finally happened!!!
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@effthingy
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5 months
cool smiling friends reaction image in response to genocide you fucking moron
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very demure, mindful (?) etc
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is it ok if i look like this . is it allowed
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@effthingy
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yikes ... and this is why i have custody of him
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me if posting my girlfriend's cat on instagram and passing it off as my own was a job
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first day of uni. life or death for the interesting student
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@effthingy
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this looks delicious stfu
@y2khunter
Hunter*
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my british cousin just made this for me…
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are people actually angry at haus for presenting feminine? lmao. so sad. i'm incredibly dysphoric but being angry at other people for "not transitioning right" (???) is crazy
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serving butch?
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@effthingy
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2 months
hi guys i'm gonna take a break from this app for idk how long (could be 2 days or 2 months idk). using it makes me miserable and i'm in a really bad place rn and it isn't helping. i won't be deactivating but i will be deleting the app soon. love u all
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me if flirting with 22 yr old androgynous men was a job
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????😭😭😭😭
@seigfrio
d*j 🖖
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@effthingy its always some pretentious film nerd lmfao
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@JoyMoone she passes as a c!s woman so most boomers on facebook don't know she's trans, that's literally all i'm saying lmao
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hi
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just put the hawk tuah fries in the demure bag 😭😭😭
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mean mugging the camera because i'm really scary, actually
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@FakeThonkus i live in xitter land
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making scran
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@ocdgazer burps in ur face
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2 months
got so many pawsome followers today .... hello new and old friends !!!!!
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@effthingy
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22 days
i don't have "followers" i have lovers
@Teensytinysalty
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i don't have "friends" I have followers
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22 days
@askegra shut up you're just a perverted disgusting evil white transfem (i said white so it's okay)
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3 months
despise the way it's animated now
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Patrick's house isn't a rock btw
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ignore the cream
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gasp...
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@effthingy
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thank you to whoever did this i love you 😭
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i haven't seen this short (not planning on changing that) but is this the official tagline?? 😭😭
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2 months
@JoyMoone i don't think i said that actually
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how it feels to meet another trans person irl but you still look like a boy
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@effthingy
harpie
3 months
this is exactly what taylor does except with millions of dollars
@sooperunknown
Danny 🦓
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Genz is… cancelling Kurt cobain??? 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
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