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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 months

The Everton coaches hahahaha👏

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Kyle

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2 years

Booking city breaks/holidays is literally all that’s on my mind every single day

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2 years

@sportbible

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

I want Margot Robbie to sit on my face but it ain’t happening, is it

Everton Blue Army

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3 years

Everton and Newcastle United are both interested in signing Bayern Munich’s Thomas Muller. (Source: @cfbayern )

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Hi, I’m an alcoholic

Sky News

@SkyNews

2 years

Alcoholics to be given ketamine to see if it helps reduce heavy drinking

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Need to stay off my phone when I’ve been drinking. Told a girl I’d love to bum her head in, ffs😭😭

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Kyle

@efckyle_

6 months

HibboFishingOnTheCanal 🍞🐟

@HFOTC1878

6 months

You've got to be a sick person to enjoy Klopp leaving LFC.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

7 months

What’s the WiFi password

Everton

@Everton

7 months

In for a cold one tonight 🥶 #EmiratesFACup

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

I’m getting ready too

Everton

@Everton

2 years

Getting ready for #WHUEVE 🔜

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Kyle

@efckyle_

4 months

Stadium update = Bad news incoming

Everton Stadium

@EvertonStadium

4 months

Latest project update video out now! ⤵️

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 months

Run it back😂

Liverpool Echo

@LivEchonews

5 months

BREAKING: Liverpool fans hit by Lime Street train cancellations

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Safe to say a girlfriend will have to wait until 2023 now😂😂What a year 2022 is going to be and there’s still 9 months for more things to be planned😍🕺

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Everton V Southampton Goodison Park - Saturday 14th January.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 months

Newcastle players have now kicked off at the final whistle 3 times in the space of a week. Joelinton at the forefront of them all too. One horrible mardy cunt him and one horrible club overall

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

My ex breaking up with me last year is definitely the best thing to happen to me, even if it was shit for a couple months. Never been happier. Had the best year and 2022 will definitely top it! Heartbreak makes you better in the end💪🤩

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Even worse

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

Some lad went to Norwich yesterday thinking the game was away Hahahahahahaha I’m in tears 😂😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Boxing Day > Christmas Day Nonce if you disagree

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

I’m all for the Lord’s long room giving it the Aussies😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Anyone ruined Christmas yet?

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Well the girl in the hotel room next to me had time of her life last night. Fucking heard her moaning for about 4 hours straight. Fair play to the lad😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Match day slags out in full force already

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

FUCK OFF I AM IN TEARS😭😭😭😭

ΛROUND THE GROUNDS

@ArndTheGrnds

3 years

🚨 | Traffic now clear by Manchester Airport as Insulate Britain protester replaced by a cone…

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Mad how girls can basically go with their arse and tits out but lads can’t wear a sports top🤯

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@MintWarehouse

2 years

Thank you to everyone following the updated dress code at the venue. We appreciate your co-operation! ❤️

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Every scouse girl fuming at Hooters opening in Liverpool🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

QPR slotted 8 penalties against us but managed just the 1 against Sunderland tonight. Everton that 😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Football shirts over hoodies as a adult is just a no

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Just give it Lampard now, get him in and get a couple players, stop fucking about @Everton

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Kyle

@efckyle_

9 months

Little bro’s been taught well😂👏

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Watched Everton sober today. Never again I tell you that

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Penalty to Liverpool

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@TalkTV

2 years

These people get blown over by the wind as Storm Eunice batters people to the ground in Croydon, South London. #StormEunice

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Half day at work tomorrow then straight on train for QPR away. Train on way back gets in at 2:30am, then back up at 6am for work Wednesday. Things we do for our clubs, up the toffees👍🍺💙

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

There’s no better city than Liverpool. It’s not even a debate

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

@thisisoslooo @nocontextfooty

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Forest have 1 away goal all season. Guess who that came against😂😂😂😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 months

Can Tony Bellew & Sam Thompson both win and share the crown? I fucking love them both😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Them reds🥴😂😂😂😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

20 mins after final whistle, Everton are boss

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

5:45am alarm for the match tomorrow. Train just under an hour later. Every home game is basically an away game for me, but I wouldn’t change it for the world. Fucking Everton aren’t we💙🚂🍺

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Ahh shit, here we go again

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

As if Brentford asked for the full 6000 allocation for Saturday and haven’t even sold half. Absolute pisstake when there’s thousands of Everton fans looking for tickets and they’ll now be thousands of empty seats. Tinpot club!!

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Kyle

@efckyle_

4 months

Just reminding everyone in Popworld in Newcastle last night that kopites are gobshites. Every fucking one of them

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

Just stuck a “kopites are gobshites” sticker underneath where Coutinho gets changed in Bayern dressing room hahahahahaa

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Kyle

@efckyle_

6 months

Oh yeah, let’s charge Everton and reject their appeal and then change the rules to suit City and Chelsea etc. Fucking cunts

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

6 months

Premier League clubs are meeting later this week to discuss replacing profit and sustainability rules with new financial fair play regulations 🏢💼 Kaveh Solhekol explains the new proposals ⬇️

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Just gone to pick up my train tickets for Sunday. Only going to Liverpool and back ffs. Felt sorry for the person behind me waiting😂😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 years

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 months

Couldn’t care if it was me dad, brother or son playing. Wouldn’t even want them to win a throw in

Tony Bellew

@TonyBellew

5 months

Just turned 18yrs old and your second game is a cup final! Jayden Danns you little star.. go and win it for them young king.. 👏💙👏

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

Fixed it @Everton

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

I’m that bitter, that if my favourite artist/DJ announced a tour and played at Anfield, you wouldn’t see me there, even if it was their last ever performance

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

That Leicester game moving to Sunday means Everton will have only played 13 out of 38 games in the Premier League this season on a Saturday. Bring back Saturday 3pm every week.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

This is a cob C - Circle O - Of B - Bread COB. Discussion over.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

6 years

Imagine supporting Everton and wanting them to win it for the “city”. Oh fucking dear. Fuck right off you absolute nonces

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Kyle

@efckyle_

10 months

Kopites acting like the PGMOL apology/?VAR fuck up has only happened to them. I think Everton’s had 4 in the last couple of seasons. About time them cunts understood how it feels

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Digital away tickets 🤮

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

@ElBobble

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Can’t believe it’s August 2022 and us Everton fans are sat here praying we start Rondon up front against Forest

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

@FootyAccums I’d take 60p at the minute

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Kyle

@efckyle_

6 years

Take me back to Steel Yard Liverpool last night 🙌 @dimitrivegas @likemike @Creamfields @tomorrowland

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@efckyle_

1 month

Possibly 3 players in within a week, before end of June? What in the fuckery is this

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 month

🔵⏳ Iliman Ndiaye to Everton, deal at the final stages with Olympique Marseille. The player has already accepted to join #EFC , final details to be clarified and then here we go.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

6 months

Klopp’s last Merseyside Derby looks like it’s going to be midweek under the lights at Goodison. Let’s make it a horrible one and finally get that fucking win👊

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@efckyle_

5 years

@Chloe_GShore

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@efckyle_

2 years

Imagine actually breaking up over Christmas. You lot don’t realise how lucky you are. Some of us actually have to graft and keep this country going haven’t we

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Kyle

@efckyle_

7 months

Right, someone get onto this fella and get him to stream the match with his WiFi as there’s no streams ANYWHERE🥲

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

What’s the point anymore? Fuck the fans ay

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Nah, there’s no way I’m coping with life if Rafa Benitez takes over West Ham before Saturday and beats us first game. That will finish me

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Leeds V Forest tonight

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Kyle

@efckyle_

4 years

I’m in Ibiza with this beautiful girl and Everton are top of the league, life is good😍🤩☀️

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Kevin De Bruyne got a black belt in football

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

Hahahahahahaha

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Trains sorted for Hull, Leicester, Norwich, Villa and Newcastle games. Hotel booked for Leicester. The amount of money I spend on Everton before I’ve even bought a bevy on the day is ridiculous. And what do I get in return? Disappointment and depression

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Only 1 winner

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Kyle

@efckyle_

9 months

Everton’s on the up and up 🎶

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

9 months

📊👀

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5 years

There’s your answer @premierleague

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@efckyle_

4 years

Spending my 25th birthday at the darts, love it🍺🎯

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Patterson and Garner are fucking terrific. Rest of them can honestly do one

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Kinell go on Anthony Gordon lad

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

Can we just put everyone from the Gwladys straight into the south stand?

Bluekipper.com

@bluekippercom

2 years

Where would you like to sit at Everton’s new stadium at Bramley Moore Dock? #EFC #Everton #UTFT

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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 months

Sunderland are twice the club Newcastle are. Their fans are sound. Fuck the mags🤝

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@efckyle_

9 months

The fucking boys, UTFT🔥💙 @CamelPhat

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@efckyle_

2 months

Just shows you that people who don’t want him as Englands number 1 don’t actually live breath and die football. He’s the fucking boy mate

Matthew Ringham

@Ringo8781

2 months

Too long to post the full video but my goodness what a fucking goalkeeper he is.

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3 years

@Everton @asmir1 Just shave it off lad

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@efckyle_

2 years

Mad how pure buzzing people get over someone like Molly Mae being pregnant. Get a life ffs😂

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@efckyle_

2 years

Gutted Van De Beek & Alli are cup tied tomorrow. Shite rule needs to be scrapped that

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Kyle

@efckyle_

8 months

The Geordies losing again and Richarlison scoring twice against them. This day just gets better and fucking better🤌

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@efckyle_

2 years

How people can just wake up and happily drink a energy drink like Monster and Red Bull first thing in a morning is beyond me. Proper bad scruffs🤮

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

Few things nailed on for the fixture release tomorrow. Villa (A) - within the first few weeks of the season Newcastle (H) & (A) - midweek The first Merseyside Derby at Goodison

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Kyle

@efckyle_

2 years

I could never be with a kopite yeno. I’d have double footed her by now watching this

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

I see Son has gone straight into the stands to watch the rest of the game??

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@efckyle_

1 month

Fixtures out tomorrow then. Let me guess Villa (A) within first few weeks Newcastle (H) & (A) midweek Arsenal (A) last game Same every fucking season

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Scousers are by far, the funniest in the world and nobody can tell me otherwise. Nobody comes close.

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

It’s 8:23am and I’m already sick to death of all the Coronation shite. It’s on 4 channels too ffs. Cheers for the bank holiday Monday like but shove the Coronation up your arse. Oh and fuck the tories✌️

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Kyle

@efckyle_

1 year

3-0 up and still shitting myself. Everton that

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1 year

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@efckyle_

3 years

Must of been quite a few of us then, they’ve shit it😂😂😂😂

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@efckyle_

2 years

Just know Everton are going to get to the Semi Final of the FA Cup now as I’m going to be in Amsterdam for it🙃🙃🙃🙃

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@efckyle_

5 years

@monakhalifaxo Show us ya iPad

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@efckyle_

1 year

My company trialling the 9 day fortnight work pattern. Fucking great news that. Basically 26 extra days off a year, BELTER😮‍💨

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Kyle

@efckyle_

3 years

Won a Everton shirt, get in💙🤩😂

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Kyle

@efckyle_

5 years

Bremen away; £30 train to Stansted return £30 hotel for Thursday night £40 flights £45 hotel for 2 nights centre of Bremen £145 for a weekend trip to Germany to see the blues in pre-season. Unbelievable that. Roll on August ✈️🇩🇪⚽️🍻 @Everton 🔵

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