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ed simons

@eddychemical

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I like Sushi and Psychedelic Trance

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@eddychemical
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2 years
25 Years ago today 🙏
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4 years
In a coffee shop and there is queue of Deliveroo drivers waiting to pick up coffee and pastries for people. I lived through the 90s but even I can't believe the decadence.
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3 years
Oven chips say they take 30 mins to cook, they take more like an hour and twenty, that’s it, that’s the tweet
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1 year
Fuck the Sun newspaper, close it down
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4 years
This is us around the time the album came out at Glastonbury 95, or 94 putting up our tent.
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4 years
Summer of 95, quite a line up #timstwitterlisteningparty
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5 years
The Elephant in the room.
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3 years
Make Brexit subscription based I don’t use any of it.
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4 years
We will never play a gig and not play Chemical Beats, this is my promise. Love it
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6 months
Last show of an amazing run of shows in Tokyo, best crew, friends, warm crazy crowd. Pure love ❤️
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4 years
Tom and I will be doing a tweet along Exit Planet Dust listening party via @Tim_Burgess . Date to be fixed, hold tight. #playgroundforawedgelessfirm ❤️ @ChemBros @beth_orton @Steve_Dub @robinturner
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5 years
It's almost as if Brexit is a fucking terrible idea.
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4 years
Real talk
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4 years
Watching the news, all the people working in hospitals saying things are extremely serious with Covid but Professor Julia Hartley Brewer tweeting from Antigua saying nothing to worry about. So confusing .
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4 years
Let’s just wait for Professor Dan Woootan and Dr. Hartley Brewer before we jump to any conclusions.
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5 years
Oh gosh, so sad to hear about Keith Flint, he was always great fun to be around and very kind to Tom and I when we first started doing shows together..great man.
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5 years
Hold Tight Glastonbury 2019 🌞💗
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4 years
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9 months
Hold Tight London #❤️
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4 years
A true inspiration and hero. A lovely funny man. Incredible DJ. ❤️ Andrew Weatherall.
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4 years
What sort of maniacs would impose no deal Brexit on a country enduring a pandemic
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4 years
So for instance we can’t play in France without carnets and 20 visas to prevent say Air playing a show in London visa free——self harming nonsense of Brexit
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ed simons
8 years
One example of democracy was you failing to get elected 7 times
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
8 years
If you are against @realDonaldTrump 's Travel Suspension, then you are against democracy. If you think I'm wrong, call me on @LBC at 7pm.
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3 years
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4 years
Heard from the scientists but I'll await what Julia Hartley Brewer has to say before I decide what to do thank you very much.
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5 years
Another unelected Prime Minster incoming as we seek to leave the undemocratic EU, for which we had a vote yesterday to choose our representative
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3 years
Special Glastonbury mix from us, coming on the @laurenlaverne show on @BBC6Music 🙏
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4 years
Dedicate this album play to @Tim_Burgess and his dad. Love to you both 💗 #timstwitterlisteningparty
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6 years
Just dropped off four boxes of vinyls at Portobello Road Oxfam, if anyone up for some facemelters, solid 90s trip hop jams. and the odd Chems rarity. Should be out on the shop floor soon
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4 years
Will Brexit ever not enrage. These silly old men taking away our rights for no discernible upside and crowing about it. Fuck them
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4 years
Happy Birthday Tom @ChemBros . Big One x #hair
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1 year
Went to my first ever gig here. Played here maybe 20 times, had some of the best nights of my life watching bands. Peoples’ safety on a night out should always be the priority, but surely there’s a way to save this absolutely essential London venue.
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4 years
No concert tonight.
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6 months
New Morning, Tokyo ❤️
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3 years
Imagine having to still pretend Brexit was a good idea.
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2 years
Neggo!!, Chemical Brothers are Go!
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7 months
RIP Annie, once met never forgotten. Completely magnificent, thank you for everything ❤️❤️
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4 years
Back with another one of those lockdown rocking beats
@Tim_Burgess
Tim Burgess
4 years
Friday April 24th 9pm UK time A @ChemBros listening party starring Dig Your Own Hole. Kitchens to be made into clubs. Let’s do this #timstwitterlisteningparty
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4 years
Someday soon, we can do this again 💗 #swoon
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4 years
These are tough times right now for a very many people, but if you're in the mood let's give ourselves a break and listen to some music together apart #timstwitterlisteningparty
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4 years
Thanks for listening, Love is very much All, 💓 enjoy @Leftfield next #TimsTwitterListeningParty
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5 years
Yes!!
@ChemBros
The Chemical Brothers
5 years
The Chemical Brothers have won 2 new #Grammys - #BestDanceRecording for “Got To Keep On” & #BestDanceElectronicAlbum for ’No Geography’! 🙏🏆 #NoGeography #thechemicalbrothers #Grammys2020
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1 year
Calm before the acid storm 😳👻❤️
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4 years
brothers gonna work it out
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2 years
Hold Tight Glastonbury 🕷💥💖
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4 years
Where Do I begin, so gorgeous, Beth Orton, a beautiful person, a beautiful voice #TimsTwitterListeningParty
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1 year
Oh my days, last night's show in Bogotá was fire 🔥 so good. Thanks to everyone there who made it so special. We'll be back 💖🤖. Time for breakfast and the long trip home.
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5 years
I've still got that bloody free U2 album on my phone
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5 years
If there's anyone thinking sod it, it's wet and cold, I'm not going out to vote, it'll be ok. A. It may very well not be ok, and B. there are people who have to sleep in that wet and cold every night due to the policies of these useless tories.
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5 years
Tremendous audience at Glastonbury festival, enjoyed #oneheart #onelove 💗💗💗
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3 years
This is how Brexit should have played out #europesuperleague
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2 years
Rehearsals complete. 💖🙏
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9 months
Just used some reserved pasta water.
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1 year
Swathes of Europe on fire and the news going on about Nigel Farage pissing himself about his Coutts account. Ridiculous.
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4 years
For any youngsters we used to be called the Dust Brothers but then realised having another artists name wasn't helpful to either party #timstwitterlisteningparty
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6 years
Back to Brexit
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4 years
@danwootton Why is this happy news for the nation?, genuinely curious
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9 months
Always special to play in Manchester, gig tonight was incredible, some people saying best ever. ❤️🙏
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4 years
Do we want a country where the do-gooders, those seeking to do good are demonised by this fool.
@Femi_Sorry
Femi
4 years
Boris Johnson: The criminal justice system is being "hamstrung by lefty-lawyers and do-gooders". Let's be clear. He's saying his version of justice, is the opposite of 'good' (aka bad)
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5 years
It's not the main issue but good fun knowing that however many times it has been explained to him, Trump has no idea what Quid Pro Quo means, but still has to say it repeatedly.
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5 years
Yellowhammer looked bad but then these two say it'll be ok. So hard to know.
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2 years
It’s just summer, it’s just a cold, leave means leave are all the same people, mad eh
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3 years
Got a gig tonight at Creamfields, hold tight Daresbury. 🙏
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4 years
Show me the underlying mindset behind the vote for Brexit
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4 years
T-10mins for the Exit Planet Dust #timstwitterlisteningparty . The album was recorded mainly in the summer of '94 but released in 1995. So we might mix between years. This was us back then
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Happy Christmas from a soggy beautiful West Wales ❤️
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Hold Tight London ❤️
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4 years
Really happy listening to this from start to end 42 years on from making. We were telling a story, and it's still a pretty wild full story #timstwitterlisteningparty
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4 years
Can’t believe how shit Boris Johnson is at being the Prime Minister, staggering.
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11 months
Available now ❤️💥 #forthatbeautifulfeeling
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1 year
"Yeah slept ok, long old journey that, glad someone gave us a clean after the desert, quite up for it this evening, hot enough for you"
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5 years
💗🎉
@ChemBros
The Chemical Brothers
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9 months
And now Itv put Nigel Farage the king of all those racist thugs on prime time tv for a few weeks 🤙🤙
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4 years
This can't go on much longer can it?. At some stage sanity prevails.
@ddiamond
Dan Diamond
4 years
Trump muses that he could’ve become a research scientist instead of president. TRUMP: I like this stuff. I really get it… every one of these doctors said, ‘how do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.
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3 years
Preparing for to dj tonight in Manchester and Sunday in London with Tom @ChemBros #mvita #holdtightlondon
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4 years
Private Psychedelic Lockdown 🙏
@ChemBros
The Chemical Brothers
4 years
Get ready for @chembros 'Dig Your Own Hole' #timstwitterlisteningparty - this Fri Apr 24 9pm UK time! Follow @chembros @eddychemical @Tim_Burgess @beth_orton @Steve_Dub @robinturner & then play CD / vinyl / etc. - or use streaming method of choice: 🤟❤️🙏
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Pathetic speech in the pissing rain, appropriate end.
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4 years
We played It Doesn’t Matter at the Manchester Warehouse Project, might be my fave Chems track, Buddhist Non Attachment set to a disco beat and the baddest bass drum #TimsTwitterListeningParty
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Thanks for listening, enjoy Heaven or Las Vegas #timstwitterlisteningparty
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3 years
Starting to think that £350 million a week for the NHS was a lie
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4 years
Just heard a Brummy Indian Restaurant owner on the radio, really excited about opening up today, asked for a message for his customers, he said in a very thick Midlands accent, “Keep calm and curry on”, so good.
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3 years
It was twenty years ago today ⭐️🎸
@ChemBros
The Chemical Brothers
3 years
Released twenty years ago today in 2002: "Star Guitar" from the album 'Come with Us'. Video by the legend @MichelGondry 🌟🎸🚆 #TheChemicalBrothers @eddychemical ▶️
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1 year
Nearly there #COACHELLA2023
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8 years
Just when you think it's harsh to think all Brexit voters are stupid, someone on Question Time says she voted Leave because of bananas
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1 year
See you later in Mallorca Live 🩷❤️💜💚
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5 years
Such sad news about Keith Flint. This is him unexpectedly joining us on stage in 1995. He managed to kick the power out but no one minded he was Keith from the Prodigy and he could do…
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4 years
Happening at 9pm U.K. time, a Don't Leave Home Party 🥳
@ChemBros
The Chemical Brothers
4 years
“Exit Planet Dust” Listening Party this Friday 9pm UK time! Follow @chembros @eddychemical @Tim_Burgess @beth_orton @Steve_Dub @robinturner for reflections & memories of making the album. Play or stream along wherever u are & use #timstwitterlisteningparty for your own memories.
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3 years
Covid complications and English/Welsh partnership means I’m cooking Christmas lunch just for me and my Mum tomorrow. Hilarity might ensue, could go either way. Have a good time everyone. Next year will be better Happy Christmas ❤️🧡💚🧡
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9 months
Seriously these crackpots are going to make the King, dressed up in his furs and jewels read out some law to ban providing tents for the homeless. That’s crazy, really crazy.
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3 years
Conservative 72 % Labour 9 %
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1 year
See you at the WaMu Seattle 🤖🙏
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1 year
Bet Camilla’s desperate for a fag
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4 years
If Biden wins it will give us all a bit of space to really enjoy Brexit.
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7 years
Delete your account
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
7 years
It's a GOVErnment of all the talents. Welcome back to Michael!
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4 years
Oh my, this new @TheAvalanches album, some light in this darkness. 💕💕💕
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