Having trouble staying off your computer 💻 ? Been gaming too much and your head is starting to hurt 😣? Well Ebi CAT™ (Computer Attention Terminator) is here to help! Guaranteed 💯 to help you stay off your computer by rendering your mouse useless!
I definitely did not have car windshield getting destroyed by a Xbox Series X thrown from a high rise balcony on my 2021 Bingo Card 🥲. Thankful that no one was hurt or in the car when this happened 😢.
Dating
@iGumdrop
is great, but sometimes we get into really heated arguments because she says
@innoutburger
taste like trash and that their fries taste like paper 😭. IDK IF I CAN MAKE THIS WORK ANYMORE 🥺.
Happiest Birthday to my pride and joy 🥰!! Shiro officially turns 7 today 🎊. I’m glad that he still plays like a puppy at the dog park and hasn’t turned into an old man yet 😂. Here’s to many many more birthdays Shiro 😚. Also S/O To
@iGumdrop
for baking him a cake 🤤
Fun fact 12:
@iGumdrop
uses her hands to rub the butter stick into her bread when she makes grilled cheese 🧀 🧀🧀🧀
Me: why don’t you use a knife...?
Her: shut up this is how I do it 😠
Me: I’m going to tweet this
Her: please don’t this is going to ruin my whole career 🥺
Me while getting flowers for
@iGumdrop
Guy getting two bouquets next to me: “ SHIT I JUST GOT A TICKET, MAN THIS IS GONNA COST ME $70 EXTRA”
Me: Damn I’m sorry man 🥲
Him: “Man I don’t even like them like that”
🤣🤣🤣
Me bites my tongue while eating
Normal girlfriends: “omg are you okay 🥺?”
@iGumdrop
: what the fuck 🤬, are you okay?!?
Starting to think I’m dating a bruh gf 😂
THE SECRET IS OUT!!! We worked on this for many many months 🥹. So happy we can finally announce our first collection with MARVEL!!! We will be at twitchcon booth 2914 🫰🏼
Happy Birthday to
@iGumdrop
aka ebi’s mom, second place in AYCE KBBQ competition 😏, food coma queen, my LOL coach, and one shot wonder. I love you so much and can’t wait to create more happy memories with you ☺️.
Walks by cute Japanese video rental store…
Me: look it’s a video rental store, that’s so cute. Didn’t know those still existed
@iGumdrop
: there’s probably porn in there
Me: still eating lunch
@iGumdrop
: *scarfing down food* I have an appointment to go to
Me: What? Where😨?
Her: an appointment with the bed *scurries off*
Me: ._.
Lying down on the end of the bed
*
@iGumdrop
attempts to kick my face*
Me: Are you going to kick my face 😨...
Her: No, I’m just placing my feet on your face ☺️
Me ._.
Her: *whispers* You’re so lucky I have self control 😚
Watching Netflix when
@iGumdrop
suddenly turns on My Little Pony A New Generation and I said, “Are you a My Little Pony stan?” She said,“ Excuse me, I’m a Pegasis 🦄”
@itsraechill
Shiro used to do this too when he was a puppy, he would scratch / lick himself until he started bleeding. After many vet visits it turned out he was allergic to all types of poultry. It could be the same for Mika, but I'm no vet 🙁. I hope he gets better!
Picks up 85 bakery for
@iGumdrop
Her: wow u got me so much!
Me: yeah I got it for both of us
30min later
Me: Babe, where’s my egg tart? I got two for us 🤔
Her: *egg tart crumbs on her mouth* they weren’t both for me 🥺?
Me: you ate both of them didn’t you...
Her: yes 👉🏼👈🏼 🥺
@LilyPichu
Aina
Neighbor Bakehouse
Garden Creamery
Third Culture Bakery
Stonemill Matcha
Roli Roti
Souvla - frozen Greek yogurt
Mensho Tokyo - duck ramen
Liholiho Yacht Club
Golden Boy Pizza
Sotto Mare
State Bird Provisions
Hot Sauce & Panko
San Tung - Chicken wings
Wako Sushi
Kuramoto Ice pop up at Wanderlust Creamery 🍨🍧! Featured is their Matcha Hojicha kakigori collab 🤤. Wish this was a permanent thing 😭. If you want to know where they’ll pop up next in LA make sure to check their insta: Kuramoto_ice 🧊. Hand model:
@Sydeon
Jaime: can you get me fruits. Oh! can you get me candy too! Also turn on the AC!
Me: wow that’s a lot of demands 😂
@iGumdrop
: they’re not demands, they’re ORDERS 😠
Me 😰 *blinks twice for help*