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these giant sweet tarts are driving me insane because the wrapper says enlarged to show detail but it is both smaller and less detailed than the actual thing inside
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if you put in this much effort it's not sexual when it's sexual you buy like 50-200 Dollars worth of stuff, I think this man just has a deep fascination with being a dog
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A Japanese man spent over $20K for this border collie costume. You cannot convince me this isnโ€™t some weird sex thing.
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complimenting a boys eyelashes is effectively forced feminization
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Help me move away from my abusive home
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@fartdysphoria there is literally nothing funnier than potentially lethal doses of shit pressed into wario i will never get over it
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can I have 10 dollars
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dogs probably call dog food regular food
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this is the only thing I know about nick land
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@SAMOYEDCORE i just thought my trans friends were cool and figured id be a lot cooler with some gender shenanigans too
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there was this kid in elementary school that pissed me off because he kept saying that god made everything that exists and i told him god didn't make halo and then he kept telling me that god made halo
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@jon_bois right??
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canids ๐Ÿ™„
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feminine traits are attractive to me as long as you say boy somewhere, it's like placebo or pavilion conditioning or something
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@poisonjr when i moved from texas to portland i stared at like the first tree i saw for 5 minutes then turned to my friend and said "ive never seen a tree this tall"
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@SAMOYEDWAVE @KipperSkipp @womudotcom most normal and well adjusted Californian
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these people are war criminals
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@zarigueyaMuerta sees nixon is red and gasps in horror
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i will not be explaining
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@weedhitter this is on my mount rushmore of tweets
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Japanese Man Has Regrets After Paying $14,871.99 to Become a Dog๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
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i don't think it's productive or worthwhile to share controversial takes about your community
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every trans person i know relies on me for cigarettes
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Every tr @ns person I know is working on a movie or a series or a documentary or a screenplay - the creative energy in the community right now is so inspiring!
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@surgeon18012021 @bean_dlunt i really need a kanye west autobiography
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@jon_bois well good thing people don't get just $7 anymore right
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walked to the wrong storage unit
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finally figured out how to use Instagram
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there's something deeply fascinating about a bunch of internet people talking about how to fix homelessness in a simcity game and it being indistinguishable from a real conversation about homelessness
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@jaketropolis when I was in Texas working at a gas station i got messaged by a 50 year old regular and put in my 2 weeks immediately
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anyone seen this?
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hard?
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i love this picture, it's my favorite
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it'd be so cool if there were giant bugs you could have sex with
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my birthday plans are to buy cigarettes for minors
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@SAMOYEDCORE so imagine a white guy
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when I was 17 and I posted about wanting to kill myself one of my friends at the time would just send me some image of 10 therapist recommended thought exercises and it made me so fucking mad dude
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hey im about to run out of estrogen and don't have money to buy more help me please $reflectionblues
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@sexytwerp so much of modeling is just angles lighting and makeup it's ridiculous to compare yourself to that
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found a guy
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im sorry these are not enemies they would not fight . the goose is an ally
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However upon replaying Halo I can see God's hand in its creation
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im fetishizing mlm and erasing lesbians at the same time.
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this is like my favorite call ever anyway gn
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if you can lift a twink you get to keep it
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important research being done on wikiHow
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@bombsfall Alan Wake is an author who can affect reality with his writing but still is constantly in a situation because he is incapable of writing a happy ending
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@SAMOYEDCORE and ur done u know all about dream
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he's not made of poop
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ใ‚ชใƒใƒจใƒผ
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anyone know what's up with this
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@bnuuyes @fartdysphoria just a little bit of brown residue as a treat
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@SAMOYEDCORE people would react like this except i worked in a gas station in texas and they were just really bad cbd gummies by the register
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do you think it's funny to eat a chocolate rabbit? you think it's funny to eat something rabbit shaped, pretend you're eating a rabbit?? "ooh haha i just ate it's ears"??? fuck you
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@fartdysphoria waow /paws
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@NONBlNARY if i see anyone in the Uniqlo x Keith haring shirt im chasing them around with a hammer
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just saw some guy complaining that "the furries took night in the woods"
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stopped
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Passerby
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@TalesOfBeyond since his what
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can you imagine leaking the no fly list and still finding yourself dragged into lesbian discourse
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if you ever dont like something i say please tell me so i can double down
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@womudotcom good job womfie
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if you're sad check your surroundings, being sad is a known side effect of being in the Midwest
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@boygrrI Lakers don't even need you they got a good bench this year
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more drugs should be on amazon
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nature is beautiful
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being plural is cool sometimes you wake up and you're homeless
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ever think about how age regression rhymes with 9/11
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Just found an awesome basket, and it fits all my eggs too
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how girls dress to go stare at geese
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it is always bad to go on a moral crusade on random queer artists for stuff that doesn't matter but particularly when they rely on their art as a source of income it's a terrible thing to do
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many people throw such accusations at me as well, stay strong
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this pic goes hard
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girls don't let you throw them across the room with your telekinesis anymore
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unreal lettuce action here
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ใƒ”ใƒฅใ‚ขใƒ™ใƒผใƒซ้ฃŸในใŸใ„ใ€ใ€ใ€ใ€ #ใ†ใ•ใŽใ€€๏ผƒๅ’€ๅšผ้Ÿณใ€€๏ผƒASMRใ€€๏ผƒrabbit
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when i see people on drugs i just send them rabbits now
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@ActNormalOrElse it's bizarre to me that even in their fucked up little worlds that participation trophies are such a consequential thing
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emo boys kissing
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Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or โ€˜copypastaโ€™ tweets. This includes โ€œidentical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.โ€
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hrt should give you sharper teeth
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fit idea
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hope my managers never ask me why I keep taking pics of cars
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I posted this before but it got minimal traction so I'm trying again, a few months ago I paid $330 on a vet bill and I still need $300 to fully cover that
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im the one tearing down all the suicide helpline stickers in Portland
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a guy asked me for a plastic bag and he walked over to the soda machine and just started filling it up
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And I won't get better But someday I'll be free 'Cause I am not this body That imprisons me
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what the fuck
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starting a collection, feel free to add on
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what did they do to him
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wanna lay on boy chest
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imagine if filmmaking was as accessible as music and every trans bitch you met forced you to watch their experimental short film
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are you a dog or a rabbit
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the bunny rabbit (real)
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woman showed me her id and her height was 5'6 and i couldn't sell her the beer because she was minor coded
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me and who
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