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@e4rlito

2 months

Daddy seh beat and teach

Abi

@AbiWri

2 months

Wow just wow…

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2 years

Go Burna Boy concert and dog bite me? I would be on Dionne Jackson Miller programme in a full body cast with my King's Counsel that same week

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4 years

So I'm inside a church and I decided to look up... 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

Driving in Jamaica

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?

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5 years

@badgyaljj Very entitled

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3 years

When security sees the blood bottle being unscrewed:

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5 years

Find the right financial advisor now and you should be able to retire in 5 years

•Marcelo•

@D_A_S_jr

5 years

Me come way a Portland come find this 😅

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8 months

All's well that ends well

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1 year

If NCB has a million I am one of them. If NCB has 10 haters I am one of them. If NCB has 1 hater, IT'S ME. If NCB has 0 haters, I am dead. If the world is for NCB, I am against the world.

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5 years

Walk up and down downtown to find this bakery. Y'all better not be lying...

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3 years

Why was this the first thing I pictured lol

L Chin 🇵🇸

@laurrraee

3 years

I couldn’t hear a customer because it was so loud outside so I leaned in only for her to ask what I had over the counter to treat COVID 🥲

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2 years

Who decides when and when it's Jamaica day and can they run some ads or something? Looool because I'm always lost

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3 years

Matthew Samuda

@matthewsamuda

3 years

@jlpjamaica press release. The governing Jamaica Labour Party (JLP) is calling on the Government of Jamaica to engage the banking sector urgently in light of recent announcements of increases in bank fees.

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1 year

Update: 😭

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1 year

South Avenue have them receipts sah... 😂😂😭😭

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5 years

Jamaicans swear Supligen or other dairy additives you put in blend up blend up give everyone diarrhoea. No, Sharon, you're just lactose intolerant

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6 months

@TheMaryJanePaul Tastee doesn't even expand in Jamaica lol

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10 months

Good day, the tweet said walk... Are you related to any of the national heroes?

🤍🀄️Briii Lovee🦋

@Peppermint_brii

10 months

Fi man 😢

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2 years

Emancipation statue in the background... The imagery is imagerying 🥲

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2 years

They dragging you and asking if you want us to crowd fund a pedicure for your right foot. Don't know if you saw, but still bringing it to your attention.

Caramel ✨

@Tash_ay_la

2 years

I see alot of unrefined persons at PriceSmart Portmore. 🥴It just isn’t the same 😞

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1 year

Michael Bolton is 163 years old, they were expecting him to perform like Elephant Man?

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1 year

Guys they put cement in the Negril sign 😂

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1 year

Maybe shower curtains should be illegal

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@AuntyHersh

1 year

Before | After IG: ChantierConstruction

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5 years

The IT team seems to be comprised of 3rd formers

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1 year

@Mama_Ninetales "Pork salad" did sound delicious to you? Let's be serious 😂😂😂

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8 months

Picking a fight with a bipolar person is so wild to me 😭

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5 years

Scotia ATMs scanning cheques, making them available immediately, and printing a copy of the cheque on the receipt. Nice

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10 months

“The most recent publication of NHF salary scales has created an extremely difficult dynamic for private pharmacies,” said Anne Chang, CEO of Fontana Limited, a large pharmacy chain. Capitalism is sickening

Jamaica Gleaner

@JamaicaGleaner

10 months

Some local pharmacists describe as gold-plated the National Health Fund programme under which private pharmacies collect a fraction of the cost of drugs from clients but are repaid the full cost of the medication on a weekly basis Read more: #GLNRFinance

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@_TiffanyBlake

2 years

So he left X*ymaca to create his own band for whatever reasons and ended up partnering back with X*ymaca for Carnival 2023 …

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2 years

Why people without a DM in plastic surgery doing plastic surgery in Jamaica? It's like y'all never watch Botched before

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1 year

So let me get this straight, we like hot women but are shaming them for the costs associated with being hot women?

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5 years

Jamaican Twitter responding about a fast food company, while the original tweeter, a Ugandan, probably confused AF 😭

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5 years

Saw someone on the timeline asking how much lipo costs, don't remember who

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5 years

KFC raising prices every month is excellent motivation to eat clean

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5 months

Yo unno ears hard ennuh. If the account has 1. a blue tick and they 2. tweet a trash take, they're trying to get money from your outrage and engagement. IF JOHNNY HAS FOUR APPLES. Jesus.

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1 year

$1600 for 3 nights for and the cheesecake have in too much flour. Same experience in Dom Rep for $700 🤷🏾‍♂️

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

1 year

A major player in the local tourism industry has come out swinging at some foreign hotels whose rates, he said, are so high that it is cheaper for Jamaicans to fly to the Dominican Republic for vacation.

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10 months

How you write an entire article and don't spell out exactly what "refund fraud" entails? What are they teaching at CARIMAC these days?

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

10 months

The Financial Investigations Division says it has identified a ‘concerning’ trend, referred to as ‘refund fraud.’ The FID says the trend has surfaced within Jamaica’s financial sector from January to June 2023, with over 120 instances of 'refund fraud' uncovered over the

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7 months

Top Jamaica quarantine/lockdown moment was lining up at CPJ Market for your weekly ribs, fries and cream cheese ration

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5 years

Loshusan is actually mid price range and has great variety, have you all seen HiLo and Mega Mart prices???

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8 months

Good evening, she means the one for feet, not clitorises

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@jamaican_honey_

8 months

@_Moyy__ 20 who?? And it's $40 usd from the official website. Almost 20 grand difference.

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5 years

These are the best Jamaican made donuts I've ever had, moist and the amount of jelly wasn't over powering. It also wasn't overly sweet. The box came with: peanut covered; dried coconut covered and sugar; pineapple jelly; strawberry jelly; plain twist no sugar; plain no sugar.

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5 months

Tɪɴᴀ⭒

@AthenaMarley

5 months

Came on here to see yall STILL sucking each other's dicks. Unu mouth nuh tired? It's been a week.

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2 years

Gatekeeping good box food places <<<<<

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2 years

@tteexo_ Okay so you're also an engineer? What can't you do?

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5 years

Only thing The Gleaner seems useful for these days is to wrap meat, and look for places to rent

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2 years

What's with the "for just 10 cents a day you can feed this starving child" video tho?

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2 years

bffr

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1. Irish potato isn't the best candidate for commercial fries so we would need farms just for the right potato variety 2. Fast food fries come partially fried from the factory and fried again in restaurant so would need agro machinery + time... a Big Deal might cost $3800...

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@TheMorrisonView

1 year

KFC has 39 restaurants and 14 pizza huts here. There are 29 restaurants between Popeyes and BK and none of them use local potatoes for their fries. That’s crazy

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8 months

@ItzJust_Ren

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3 years

On a date, not nervous

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ekky

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10 months

Trust women or listen soca

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1 year

All crimes soon solve guys, it's affecting politicians now

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1 year

Member of Parliament for East Kingston and Port Royal Phillip Paulwell has confirmed reports that his 10-month-old child and her mother have been missing since Saturday morning. Mr Paulwell is appealing for their safe return.

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4 years

I wonder if NCB customers also put up with a lot in their personal relationships?

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2 years

Please assist me in being admitted to Bellevue if you ever see me eating liver or kidney, because chances are I would have started eating out of rubbish pans as well

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6 years

@AjalaPilgrim Noted. We will take this into consideration when Jamaican Twitter's weekly war council meets.

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4 years

If my car was adorned with reindeer paraphernalia and I got pulled over for speeding, I would honestly look at them with a straight face and say I'm rushing to deliver presents

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@Goffeman How does a goat have more awareness crossing the road than a person smh

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6 years

Baby Panadol

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@RebelleDon

6 years

Wa kinda pill yu tek when yaav baby fever ??

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4 years

@NotUrAvgSavage He didn't lie tho lol

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2 months

Calling an outcome in a sport where clipping a barrier can drop you from 1st to 5th is insane 😭

Travis Miller

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2 months

I'm calling it NOW! #ParisOlympics Team USA sweeping the men's 110mH in Paris. 🇺🇸😤

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@DiGyalDemGad Messi leaving Mount Pleasant FC to play for Barça. $10,000,000 and a 1000 acre ranch with 60 horses as signing bonus

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1 year

Every single business that has occupied this spot in Sovereign has been unserious, I don't get it

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3 years

Note that it takes 5 YEARS for a hatched crab to fully develop. I feel this one

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3 years

Crab farmer Jermaine Morris woke up to find his pen almost empty this morning. Morris says 95 per cent of his crabs were stolen last night. The businessman was featured in yesterday's Gleaner. He was detailing plans to expand his business. Full video:

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5 years

My only concern with Accutek fans is that they only have 3 speeds: Off, Hurricane and Mass Extinction Event

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3 years

@rtrowe The gyal dem special dividend

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2 years

You say to yourself "You're going to go easy on the gas this week" then literally 5 minutes later you've used 1/4 tank of gas trying to run down a Porsche 😤

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3 years

Former NHT Director: "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, stop being poor and wait til you're 45" 🥲

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3 months

This is last partnership I expected to ever see 😂

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5 years

Walk up and down downtown to find this bakery. Y'all better not be lying...

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3 years

@LaingDtheDJ Your lockdown weekend was festive

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5 years

Guys, I washed and waxed my car. The reservoir will be full by Monday. You're welcome

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@ambrosia_omG @PinkGia7 Bring back town square beatings

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5 years

@judenel @nnboogie Hahaha, you can report the incident here: NCB South Tower- Citizen's Complaints 876-927-4216

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@cee_suella "you drink likkle tea from morning? Bout you want chicken"

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@Owenpalmerems @JamaicaConstab Fire Brigade, JDF, NEPA, call everybody wtf 😭

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@BrayForJade Winning a medical malpractice suit in Jamaica at that, this is big

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1 year

@ItzJust_Ren Bwoi if they weren't being successfully rented the rent would be less...

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4 years

Good morning to everyone except Petrojam's pricing committee

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2 years

Tire catch monkey pox 🫤

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10 months

Bro Burger King? Let's regroup and start over the challenge next week

Simon Johnson

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10 months

Day 1: Breakfast $700 Breakfast Burger and $150 Orange Juice 😖 not a good start Look like this have to be lunch to.

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11 months

Something about that part of Knutsford Boulevard brings out violence #iykyk

Gyalsina

@DiGyalDemGad

11 months

Do you know how upset you have to be to be throwing hands with a madman in the middle of the street during a thunderstorm inna yuh work clothes?? That was his last STRAW 😂😭

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5 years

If I was to compare it with Prestige, I would give Pastry Castle a 90% and Prestige an 85

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3 years

@NavyCeelz @Chanxoxo__

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5 months

The haters going to tell her to wear her natural hair in doo doo plaits and buy a case of tin mackerel to save money

KAEJUANA🤎🇳🇬🇯🇲

@kaejuanaa

5 months

Groceries - $50k Gym + Trainer - $30k FixUp - $25k - $50k Braces Maintenance - $30k Transportation - $45k Miscellaneous (Food, Personal Care Items/Services, Emergencies etc) - 30k-$50k at least $205k and like i said i dont pay rent or party or ntn so if i did, $300k done

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6 months

I don't know how this turned into a too expensive argument, there's like 10 ppl at that table lol

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3 years

@GerroKing Also the SUV start the right turn from the extreme left of the lane like him driving trailer, the red car probably thought he was pulling of onto the soft shoulder 😭😭😭

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You hate women if you can't drive from Kingston to Portmore for a date

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