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@e1907_truth

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Parody account for the Secretary of State in US and Israel

Joined October 2023
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken Hey Tony, I’m DM’ing you the password for this account so you can post such parody content from here. I conceded.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken I think I can close this parody account. The original account is parody enough.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken Oh shit, I thought my parody account was hacked then realized it is the original one serving as parody.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@POTUS But on the back of Palestinian children killed by US weapons, yes
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@JoeBiden Sorry, there was a misplaced word.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@Megatron_ron No worries, there’s a lot of taxpayer money leftover in the US (or we can withdraw from healthcare…etc.) How many tanks do you need to start with?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@Megatron_ron Funny the US can do anything except allowing food, fuel, water, and medical supplies to Gaza which Houthis put as a condition to stop their attacks on ships heading to Israel.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken I’m looking forward to treating my other blind eye so I can stop supporting Israel (much worse than Russia)
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
7 months
@SecBlinken We must apply the lessons of the Holocaust to “commit a new one” Sorry for the typo in the original post.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@EfratPekado So sorry for your loss. May the rest of his friends join him 🥲😂
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@JoeBiden “Let's be clear: Donald Trump does not have the authority to take us into war with Iran without Congressional approval.” Only I do. Period.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@Elmeksikii تحتفظ بحق الرد والدفاع عن النفس إلى أن يتم احتلال "العاصمة الإدارية الجديدة" احنا متفقين القاهرة معانا من الأول
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken @IsraeliPM He promised me that he’ll reduce daily civilian casualties to 200 civilians (compared to 250 currently) and I thanked him for exercising restraint, this’s a huge progress.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@netanyahu Thank you Mr. President of the United States.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@TIME I totally thought my interview was with @TheOnion , not TIME
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
6 months
@SecBlinken Are you again competing against me for being a parody, or are you switching to parody on weekends?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@AP We put democracy on hold when it comes to the safety of my home state Israel!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@QudsNen Soldier during investigation: “If I don’t rape her, someone else will rape her.”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
7 months
@spectatorindex A country that is occupied by its own traitor military leaders.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@POTUS Palestine’s freedom is on the line. And if we do not stop Netanyahu, it will endanger the freedom of everyone almost everywhere.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken I’m returning to the region to empower the Israeli government to do more war crimes and increase the rate of civilian casualties as with every previous visit, the intensity of the Israel aggression intensifies.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken To not get bored, we sometimes support oppressed like in Ukraine. Other times, we support the oppressor like Israel. This also makes us unpredictable when it comes to the next conflict.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@MauriceHirsch4 When the Europeans murdered 6,000,000 Jews, the world kept quiet, the European Jews responded by massacring Arabs instead of responding to the right perpetrators.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@StateDeptSpox There should be no *public announcement* about mass displacement of Palestinians from Gaza. Fixed it
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@jacksonhinklle Oh no, I hope the car is okay.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken Before attacking me in the comments, I said “He dedicated his life to pursuing a dream of a world with more justice, equality, and freedom” He NOT ME. Also I said “dream” and dreams don’t always become reality.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken We will not rest until Lockheed Martin $LMT and other defense stocks reach new all time highs, this is such a great opportunity. Note how LMT went up on October 7
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@karshanandrea @RepRashida @POTUS Well. At least edit your profile or say as “Israeli American”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
3 months
@spectatorindex This international law?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken Before you argue, I meant Sudan because Israel told me they’re not committing war crimes.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
5 months
@GlobeEyeNews Piece takers (piece of land)
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken “If *Netanyahu* is allowed to proceed with impunity, that is going to open a Pandora’s box of aggression around the world.” Fixed the typo
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@spectatorindex Blackmailing university presidents. Imagine how blackmailing politicians would be if they went off script?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@jakeshieldsajj The thing that most people don’t get is that I’m the Secretary of “State” where State =Israel.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
6 months
Wishing Muslims a blessed Ramadan. Looking forward to your votes, and remember that although both Democrats and Republicans are pro-genocide, Republicans won't wish you a blessed Ramadan. See how nice are we Dems?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken Hey @elonmusk is there a policy in X to suspend officials’ accounts when they compete with parody accounts?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken It’s worth mentioning that this applies only to settlers not IDF soldiers who can definitely keep killing Palestinians
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken Sorry I got drunk in the New Year Eve hence my words are more of a joke
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@spectatorindex As long as Ukrainian and Israelis are good, then we’re good
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@Megatron_ron Waiting for the “antisemitism tantrum”. Criticizing Israel’s barbaric actions is NOT antisemitism. Don’t Israel claim that they have soldiers from all religions?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@Elmeksikii مبروك يا صديقي طول ما انت شاطر وبتسمع كلامنا هيبقى في ولاية خامسة (عشان عارف إن عندك حساسية من رابعة) ومحمود كمان يجي بعد عمر طويل طالما شاطر زي باباه
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@spectatorindex So proud of my children!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@XDoucoure If they buy weapons from us then definitely yes. If from any other country, then absolutely no.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@mikepompeo Indeed it’s a disgrace. P.S. I’m referring to the UN vote to reward terrorism with statehood in 1947.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@aayoub Imagine losing elections to twice impeached former President. Biden will go in history’s …. (suggestions welcome).
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@nelsonepega Stop looting their resources and promise no one will immigrate.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@MiddleEastEye Good, I was about to step inside the room when I saw this but good job for alerting her, otherwise she’d have been immediately fired for trying to be human and that’d be against our code of conduct!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@AP We oppose it too but we just give empty words and promises that makes it less embarrassing and avoid headlines.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
5 months
@SecBlinken By vulnerable populations here, I don’t mean people in Gaza or Muslims and Arabs in general because for those, only weapons can be delivered.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
5 months
@JewishWonk “20,000 Jewish civilians were executed in a ditch outside my birthplace, Bobruisk, Belarus in one day in 1941.” So we’re taking revenge from Palestinians who have nothing to do with the above statement!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@RepBrianMast @IntlCrimCourt It’s literally the other way around: “US-backed Israel and Israel-controlled US are saying don’t criticize or sanction us. If you do, we will come after you.”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@ShaykhSulaiman You mean Amal clowny*
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken Sorry for the typo I meant “we will keep leading with terrorism*”
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@spectatorindex So humble of him to call his employees “friends”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken “We will continue to do everything we can to ensure the release of every hostage” other than stopping the war or negotiating a deal because this would mean no more weapons sales which would definitely hit my stocks, sorry the US economy I mean.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken “Commitment to advancing the establishment of a Palestinian state” with no timeline or anything, just empty words we say it every time the war erupts
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
5 months
@RepCarlos I assume by “we” you mean the Knesset?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
4 months
@SecBlinken For folks asking me to do the same for Isrselis, the answer is simple no one needs visa to enter their own country, which is the US.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@joshruebner @SenSanders I hope Netanyahu doesn’t invade and occupy VT, NM, MA. Both senators from those 3 states voted for the bill.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@mehdirhasan @POTUS @SecBlinken Thanks for mentioning me. I’m going to have a word with her on how to be a good liar. She could’ve used some empty words like: we remain committed, a clear path should be established…etc. like we’ve been doing for the past 20+ years
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@HosamYahiaAJ محتاجين توعية كمان للمسلمين العاملين بشركات السلاح بأمريكا زي Lockheed Martin & Raytheon للأسف مهندسين مسلمين شغالين في تطوير الطائرات والأسلحة اللي بتقتل إخواتهم في غزة والأدهى إن عدد أكبر بيستثمر فيها بعلم أو دون علم (حسابات المعاشات)
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@POTUS It can’t be any clearer whom you serve.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken Happy Hanukkah to all the people I am proudly serving in my home Israel and the US.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@SecBlinken Here’s who benefits if Congress passes the Supplemental funding: military industrial complex, investors and shareholders, the 1% wealthy. Here’s who cheers if we fail: the average American and the innocent people around the world.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken I reiterated that his Kinghood is conditional on making sure that he suppresses any uprising in Jordan and that he can make any Public statements to absorb anger & calm people down as long as the script for such statements is approved by my office.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@mikepompeo US voters, see this former Republican Secretary of State isn’t any better sorry worse than me.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@m7mdkurd Let’s show them this video
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“Let’s take a stand against Muslims.” CNN’s Van Jones made a freudian slip at a Zionist rally today.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@StateDeptSpox Hey jerk, there’s no evidence that Houthis are attacking commercial shipping in the red sea, you should assess the situation in challenging information space and if proved right, you should just talk to them privately, right? Your answer if Israel was the one who did it, right?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
7 months
Lol lol The official page, "U.S. Office of Palestinian Affairs," retweeted my reply to Blinken's original tweet, mistakenly assuming it originated from his authentic account.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@richimedhurst They’ll start talking about international law now
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@mdubowitz @JustinTrudeau Imagine what the language behind closed doors would be if this is the public post.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
7 months
Lol, again—this time it's a 'like,' not a retweet. The official account of the Secretary's Office of Global Women's Issues liked my reply to Blinken's tweet. Either senior employees in the DoS are quitting and being replaced by junior ones, or there's a rebellion?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@dianabuttu @SecBlinken Those will be hired in the Department of State.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
8 months
@SecBlinken Sorry last part was autocomplete from my phone. The correct sentence is “The United States has a vision for a regional approach that delivers lasting security for Israel”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken Hey @elonmusk this US official keeps impersonating my parody account. He’s posting stuff about justice and human rights.
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@SecBlinken To be clear: “This conflict can expand unilaterally by Israel only where they can bomb Lebanon, Syria and any other place they see fit”
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@StateDeptSpox Why haven’t you shared the follow up question, coward? Having left bleeding for 5 hours and shooting whoever comes to rescue is terrorism and war crime. Better to resign than lying and making your family ashamed of you!!!
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Said Arikat
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My exchange with @StateDeptSpox on Monday about #Gaza ..how and when will Israel’s war on Gaza end, and the targeting of Palestinian journalists by the Israeli army.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken I thanked them for offering me a seat in the war cabinet. I will be working remotely from the US while securing more US taxpayer money on my next trip.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken @WFP Just visited @WFP , got flashbacks from my tour at Lockheed Martin. Honestly, it's not as lucrative as supplying weapons to Israel. Apologies, but halting the bomb and weapon shipments is a no-go; the US economy might take a hit.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken Yes, China’s human rights record is pretty bad. See what they did yesterday?
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This isn’t CHINA..🇨🇳 This is AMERICA..🇺🇸 Emory Professor, Caroline Fohlin is violently arrested by police at her workplace… This is Fascism, this is in violation of her 1st Amendment
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken I thanked him for complying with his job duties and assured him that he’ll get another raise very soon as long as he stays dead, sorry silent towards what happens to supposedly his people. Next stop is visiting another loyal employee @AlsisiOfficial .
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@spectatorindex Just to clear any confusion: this is to defend the elites (politicians, defense contractors) against poverty NOT to defend the country.
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@SecBlinken How do we steal taxpayer money or loot other countries ? - Just say “national security interests” or “strategic interests” while wearing a nice suit and tie and that’ll do it.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken and that it includes more than just food — water, sanitation, medical supplies, and $26B worth weapons *
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@monther72 أتعجب كيف استطاع بنوقريظة التخفي في الجزيرة العربية كل هذه القرون؟
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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We’re designating letter “H” as terrorist because Hamas Hezbollah Houthis All start with “H”. I hope this would bring peace to the world.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@hayxtt There has been 3X 9/11 in Gaza for 2 months and Congress is interrogating university presidents for chants on campus!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken After our successful diplomacy in Ukraine and Israel, we will be eagerly working to achieve the same success with Taiwan, especially after the aid bill just passed. That’s the main reason for my trip.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken @StateDept To be clear we want to end human trafficking and replace it with thoughtful population trimming like the ongoing campaign in Gaza.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@orielishamiller This could end tomorrow if Israel released Palestinian hostages, stopped killing, and lift blockade on Gaza.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@spectatorindex Well, here's another reason for Israel to consider moving to Europe, to be surrounded by fellow happy nations.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@nypost Yeah it was really bad. Oh sorry wrong image. I’m looking for the right one, do you have it?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@StateDept @SecBlinken I have to admit that I laughed very hard right after this talk, with Matthew Miller & John Kirby.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@swilkinsonbc @inesalhaj They just got bored of the taste of Palestinian blood, so wanted to try Israeli blood
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
9 months
@VP Did you add Palestinian blood to the recipe?
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@spectatorindex So, the US will enter a recession in 18 hours, given the time zone difference.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@sarahleah1 Whoever shows in the final ballot is pre-approved jerks who have been vetted by the AIPAC, defense contractors, lobbyists and PACs. Don’t get me wrong it’s democracy!!!
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@mohammed_hijab The IDF might issue an apology: we are sorry we thought they were Palestinians children.
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Anthony Blinken (parody)
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@SecBlinken To proactively address the question of whether this would include settlers who are U.S. citizens, the answer is no. They will be hired as advisors in the White House.
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