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DerekZoolander85

@dzoolander85

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If I say anything you disagree with, it's just satire. #IStandWithZoolander πŸ˜‰

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I don't get the GST credit. My household makes too much to qualify for the Canada Child Benefit. I've never used EI. I can afford more than $10-a-day for child care. But I support @JustinTrudeau & all these government programs because I'm not an asshole. #Canada #CdnPoli πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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Maybe for some Canadians, seeing what's happening in Ukraine will put things in perspective. Perhaps they'll realize just how free and fortunate we really are in #Canada . πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #CdnPoli
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I'm a teacher. I don't go to work "for the kids." The CEO of Loblaw would not accept a pay cut every year "for the customers." The contractor who put my flooring in last year didn't do it for free "for the homeowner." Teaching is a fucking job. Remember that. #OntEd #OnPoli
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Hey, Canada... Did you hear? Pierre Poilievre won't be getting a chance to run for Prime Minister anytime soon. πŸ˜‰ #CdnPoli #Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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Remember when Stephen Harper raised the retirement age for Old Age Security to 67 & Justin Trudeau immediately lowered it back to 65 after being elected? Never forget that Conservatives will punish our seniors in favour of handouts to multinational corporations. #CdnPoli #Canada
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Hey, @fordnation : I teach in Northern Ontario. I just checked the map & the closest LCBO w/Free Rapid Tests is 450km away. Since my principal was not allowed to give me any from the countless extra boxes he had on hand today, can you reimburse my gas/mileage for 900km? #onted
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So, a land developer buys up property in an area that can't be built on, then runs ads for & donates to a politician's campaign... Once the politician wins, he re-zones the land, making it surge in value. Is that illegal? Because that's the story of #Ontario right now. #OnPoli
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BREAKING: Multiple news outlets in Ontario have reached out to Doug Ford & Stephen Lecce's people to see if they can show the data to support the Minister of Education saying that Ontario schools were closed for 11.5 years between 1989 & 2022. πŸ˜‚ #CdnMedia #OntEd
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So, after 9 years of @JustinTrudeau , the International Monetary Fund has recently ranked Canada #1 in the G20 in its Budget Management Rankings. Why is this not on the front page of every #CdnMedia newspaper? #CdnPoli
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I'm voting NDP in June. I've voted for Trudeau three times and in the Ontario Election I think Del Duca would make a fantastic Premier. But, in my riding the NDP has the best chance of fending off the Conservatives & that's what matters. Do your homework, #Ontario . #OnPoli
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Watching @JustinTrudeau in today's presser is a good reminder that electing smart people pays off when things get complicated. #CdnPoli #UkraineRussia
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In other words... Justin Trudeau basically just said that throwing a bunch of new "Health Care" money at Conservative Premiers -- & watching them spend it on oil subsidies, home developer grift, beer, horse-racing & corporate tax cuts -- won't help hospitals. #CdnPoli #OnPoli
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Justin Trudeau has never frozen my bank account. Why? Because I don't donate to domestic terrorism. #CdnPoli #Canada
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Doug Ford is officially the worst Premier in Ontario's history. #onpoli #onted
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Pierre Poilievre Tweeted about Stephen Harper "balancing the budget." πŸ˜‚ Correction: The Chretien/Martin Liberals balanced the budget & ran surpluses. The Harper Cons inherited a strong financial position & through a series of corporate handouts ran 6 straight deficits. #CdnPoli
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Doug Ford was absent from parliament 61% of the time over the last six months or so. I don't know about you, but I'd be fired w/ that kind of work attendance. 🀷🏻 #OnPoli #VoteFordOut2022
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Has Doug Ford threatened the police officers' union with his "Don't force my hand" schtick? Or, is that kind of threat only used against female-dominated professions like education? πŸ˜’ #OnPoli #OntEd
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If we play our cards right, #Ontario , Premier Ford is now in his last three months as Premier. #OntEd #OnPoli
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Randy Hillier deleted his Tweet, which told people to call in and jam the 9-1-1 lines. Do you know how offensive and crazy a Tweet has to be for Randy Hillier to delete it? 🀯😬 #CdnPoli #Ottawa
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Does Justin Trudeau get credit for Canada having its lowest unemployment rate in 40 years? Or, do we only assign him blame for things that are going badly? πŸ€” #CdnMedia #CdnPoli
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Ontario: Are you seriously ready to give away your universal health care system for a rebate on a licence plate sticker? 🀯 #CdnPoli #OnPoli
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There are millions of Canadians just like me, who believe that Pierre Poilievre is a danger to our country. We're calling on him to resign. Hey, #CdnMedia : How about you start running articles about that? πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli
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Can someone explain how it is that Sid Seixeiro -- a longtime sports talk-show host -- is one of the only media personalities in Canada willing to say on air what most of Ontario has been thinking for almost 4 years? Ya, Premier Ford is incompetent & clueless. #CdnMediaFailed
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Pierre Poilievre's advice to Canadians to buy Bitcoin to hedge against inflation is not working out so well. It's almost as if Pierre has no f$cking idea what he's talking about. πŸ™„ #CdnPoli #Canada
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Trudeau has cut income taxes 2X for middle income earners. The Carbon Tax is pretty damn close to revenue neutral. He cut the corporate tax rate. He cut small business taxes. The only notable tax increase since 2015 was a new tax bracket for the highest earners. #CdnPoli 1/2
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Full disclosure: Over the next few months I will be Tweeting a lot about Doug Ford & I will not be kind. I'll be about as fair to the Premier as Postmedia was to Kathleen Wynne. So, expect Doug to be blamed for high gas prices, a virus, a war overseas. All of it. #OnPoli #OntEd
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Pierre Poilievre has had your tax dollars taking care of his teeth for the last two decades. Yet he just voted against a bill that would provide dental coverage for kids. The CPC votes in favour of Elites & against families, seniors & workers every time. πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli #Canada
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Justin Trudeau is one of the most well-respected world leaders. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #Canada #CdnPoli
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So, let me get this straight: Doug Ford's lawyers argued that he couldn't testify at the EA Inquiry b/c he has a day job. Yet for this entire week of testimony he didn't even attend the #Ontario legislature once. πŸ₯΄ #CdnPoli
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Doug Ford now has support from 6 of 175 unions in Ontario. That means 97% of unions are against Ford's plan to further crush organized labour. #OnPoli #Ontario
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My hydro bill is way higher under Doug Ford than it was under Kathleen Wynne. #OnPoli #Ontario
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I'm a public servant, just like Pierre Poilievre. I've been working as long as him. So, my question is this: Pierre: How do you, as a government official, grow your net worth by half-a-million dollars a year annually for 2 decades? Asking for 38 million #Canadians πŸ₯΄ #CdnPoli
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Canada's inflation rate is now 5.7%. In the U.S., they're at almost 9%. It's time for a shout-out for the Trudeau Liberals. Not only do we have a third of the U.S. Covid deaths per capita, we have low bankruptcies, lots of open jobs & lower inflation. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #CdnPoli #Canada
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So, Doug Ford & Stephen Lecce currently do not have the legal authority to prevent #OntEd school boards from creating their own mask mandates. Interesting. πŸ“š #OnPoli
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BREAKING: Multiple news outlets in Ontario have reached out to Doug Ford's people to ask him to explain why he invested taxpayers' dollars in beer, horse racing & shady deals w/ land developers, while at the same time destroying health care & #OntEd . πŸ₯΄ #CdnMedia
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If #CdnMedia is asking why Justin Trudeau has shown high competence in the #Ukraine Crisis compared to his handling of the Convoy, the answer is jurisdiction. Int. affairs are exclusively a Fed. responsibility. Ford, Kenney & Alt-Right cops can't sabotage Trudeau here. #CdnPoli
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BREAKING: Several πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ newspapers are set to run editorials calling out Pierre Poilievre for blaming @JustinTrudeau for high rents. Journalists are noting that it's in fact Conservative Premiers like Doug Ford in Ontario who removed rent controls & caused the problem. #CdnMedia
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Hey, @fordnation : There's this place called Europe. Each Wave, it gets hit about 6 weeks ahead of #Canada . Also, there's these things called graphs, which show that in Europe Covid is exploding. There are also these things called hospitals. They have limited capacity.πŸ₯΄ #OnPoli
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I still remember being like eight years old and seeing my Dad literally cry the morning after Progressive Conservative Prime Minister Brian Mulroney was re-elected in 1988. We lost our house a few years later. "Tory times are tough times," my Dad always said. #CdnPoli #Canada
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Doug Ford's deficit is 5 times the size of Kathleen Wynne's. πŸ₯΄ #Ontario #OnPoli
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A main difference between Trudeau & Poilievre is Justin is not here to "win." He's in government to do a job. Pierre is all about cheap point-scoring. #CdnPoli #Canada
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We're on the brink of WWIII and one of Canada's best high-profile journalists just asked why the PM is "wasting tax-payer dollars" flying to Europe to meet with other NATO member-states. 🀯 #CdnMediaFailed #CdnPoli
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Hey, Canada: Big Media is trying to sell the lie that the health care disaster in #Ontario & other provinces is Trudeau's fault. But, here's the thing: Health care is a prov. responsibility & we just happen to have elected a host of corrupt Conservative Premiers. πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli
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Can someone explain to me how so many people can have so much passionate hate for a centrist Prime Minister who just saved tens of thousands of businesses and came to the rescue of millions of workers over the last two years? πŸ€” #cdnpoli #Elxn44
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Ontario hasn't fared well at all under our first Republican Premier. πŸ₯΄ #OnPoli #Ontario
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Remember back when Kathleen Wynne was Premier & Ontario had ambulances available during emergencies? And, when hospital ERs were actually open? πŸ”₯πŸ˜’ #OnPoli #Ontario
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The National Post reports that Pierre Poilievre is "ready to take on the Elites." So, does this mean he's going to resign from the CPC, unload his real estate holdings, stop shilling for Bitcoin & join the NDP? πŸ₯΄ #CdnPoli #Canada
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Premier Ford 6 weeks from now: "Friends... A month ago, none of us, not even scientists, had heard of the Stealth Omicron Variant. We need to bear down now & protect our hospitals. We need to mask up & reduce our contacts, to protect our hospitals & schools." πŸ₯΄ #OntEd #OnPoli
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It's so great to see photos of Doug Ford golfing at the most posh clubs, just as ERs across #Ontario close due to a lack of staff. πŸ™„ #OnPoli
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No ambulances available in Durham. Code Zero. Doug Ford sure is "Getting It Done." πŸ™„ #OnPoli #Ontario
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Scotiabank is calling for cuts to government services to tame inflation... I have a better solution, @scotiabank : How about a massive corporate tax increase or a big new tax on bank profits? That'll slow inflation, so let's do it, @JustinTrudeau . #CdnPoli #Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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To all the "End the Mandates" people: I'm sorry to break this to you, but, honestly, most of the 90% of us who are vaccinated don't want to be around you. Not in a store. Not in a restaurant. Not at all. We think you've gone off the deep end. #CdnPoli #FluTruxKlanGoHome
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When @JustinTrudeau took over from the Harper / Poilievre Conservatives in 2015, #Canada 's official poverty rate was 15%. After 6+ years of Trudeau, it was 7.4%. Yes, it was CUT-IN-HALF. So, why does #CdnMedia keep printing articles that suggest the opposite? It's insane.
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So, Doug Ford is "warning" teachers to be back at work in September. Insulting. I just spent 2 years teaching in-person in a Pandemic. I coached almost the entire year this year. I was working HARD. I wasn't grifting, hiding or lying like the Premier. πŸ˜’ #OntEd #OnPoli
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Canadian Media is finally reporting that Emergency Departments in Ontario are collapsing under the weight of the Ford Government's neglect & incompetence. I'm curious, though... Where was this coverage before the Election? πŸ™„ #OnPoli #CdnMedia
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"We have no problem paying a private company 4X what a nurse makes to provide service, but a raise of anything over 1% for (permanent) government nurses is just too much for taxpayers to afford." -- The Ford Government πŸ™„πŸ”₯ #OnPoli #Ontario
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Doug Ford's comment about school boards not being "experts" is infuriating. The Science Table, the Children's Health Coalition, Sick Kids' Hospital, @BogochIsaa ... All say masking should continue in #OntEd after March 20th. So, what "experts" are advising Dr. Moore? πŸ€” #OnPoli
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Just keeping score here: The Toronto Sun put @cafreeland on the front page for getting a speeding ticket. Did they put the Premier of #Ontario on the cover for allegedly being involved in a back-room deal that stuffed his cronies' pockets with over $8 billion? πŸ˜’ #CdnMedia
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A Trudeau / Singh πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ pact makes my day. There's so much good that can come of this. In the same spirit, the Ontario Liberals & NDP need to find a way to work together to oust Doug Ford's Conservatives this June. #CdnPoli #OnPoli
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Hey Conservatives... Doug Ford using the Notwithstanding Clause for a third time in five years means you are definitely NOT the party of freedom or workers. πŸ˜’ #OnPoli #OntEd
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The word on the street is multiple #CdnMedia papers are working on stories connecting the dots between the Poilievre CPC "Let's Build" Team, Doug Ford's Greenbelt Grift & the "Mr. X" Mob. Postmedia columnists may have told their bosses they can't support this corruption anymore.
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I voted NDP in the #Ontario Election. That's who can win against Doug Ford in my riding. I thought @Kathleen_Wynne was a great Premier. And, Justin Trudeau is, in my estimation, the best Prime Minister of my lifetime. See how this works? Vote for ideas, not logos. #OnPoli
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre's MPs are feverishly scrubbing their social media accounts of references to get-togethers w/ John Mutton (& Friends) of the Doug Ford Greenbelt Grift Scandal. Unfortunately for the CPC, receipts are all over the Internet. Clowns. #CdnMedia #CdnPoli
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I don't know about you, #Ontario , but I really am missing @Kathleen_Wynne as Premier. πŸ˜” #OnPoli
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Canada's Conservative Premiers: "Justin, we'd like more taxpayer dollars from you, so that we can pretend it's for public health care, but then funnel the cash to our donors & cronies through privatization." πŸ™„ #CdnPoli #OnPoli
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We have 18 days to fight off Doug Ford and save universal health care & public education in #Ontario . #OnPoli
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Doug Ford declares himself "Super Mayor" of Toronto & Ottawa & then completely muzzles his new science advisory board, but Trudeau's the "Dictator"... Have I got that right, #CdnMedia ? πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli
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Doug Ford gave 88% of his party's MPPs a $16,600 pay increase this year, by making them "Parliamentary Assistants." Meanwhile, his lackeys, such as Min. Lecce, are shaming school custodians for asking for a raise. They face 8% inflation & 10 years of 1% pay caps. #OntEd #OnPoli
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Ontario needs a real Premier. Doug Ford is incompetent. #OnPoli
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FYI, #Canada : If you're middle income or below, you barely pay any Federal income tax. Pierre Poilievre's promise to give you an invisible tax cut (on income you don't make) is about as cynical as it gets. He'll hammer you w/ service cuts to give corps another tax cut. #CdnPoli
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BREAKING: Ontario's Progressive Conservative Party appears to have bought the Toronto Star. #OnPoli #CdnMedia
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My niece has been in nursing for four years. She works at a hospital that is over-run w/ patients. She's still waiting to be hired on "full-time" even though she has been working 40+ hours a week since she started. That's how Doug Ford's Gov. treats workers. πŸ˜’ #OnPoli #OnHealth
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Are we seriously going to re-elect a Premier that we voted in for cheap beer... And, this time he wins by giving us a $120 rebate on a sticker? Really? πŸ˜’ #OntarioVotes #OnPoli
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Del Duca's favourability rating surging after just a week of the campaign should come as no surprise. He's an excellent communicator & comes off as highly-intelligent. #OnPoli #Ontario
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So many Tweets say inflation has been caused by Trudeau's CERB & his massive financial supports for small businesses & hospitals. But, why then is #Canada 's inflation rate LOWER than that of many developed nations whose governments did little for citizens during Covid? #CdnPoli
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I keep seeing CPC memes that cite an average pay increase of 2.5% and inflation of 5% inπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦. They conclude that "Trudeau is cutting into your pay." But here's the thing: I'm an #OntEd teacher. My pay is capped at a 1 to 1.5% increase b/c of the Ford CONSERVATIVES.πŸ™„ #CdnPoli
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Canadian MPs like Pierre Poilievre, who generate monthly income from rental properties, should have their salary docked equal to those earnings. How can we expect them to implement housing policy in good faith if they're on the other side of the transaction? #CdnPoli #Canada
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So, Wynne runs a deficit of $3.7 billion & Post Media tells us we're bankrupt. Yet, here we are 3 years later & Ford is in the hole by $16.7 billion: The media is rejoicing b/c, despite Trudeau paying all Ontario's bills, Doug's deficit is "only" almost 5X Wynne's. πŸ₯΄ #onpoli
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BREAKING: Canadian Media is in bed with the Ford Government. The Premier's Education Minister is trying to pick a fight w/ teachers (a female-dominated profession of course) in order to distract from health care collapsing in Ontario. #OntEd #CdnMedia
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Are there really now at least 14 of Doug Ford's Conservative MPPs who have been using tax-payer subsidies to top up their $165,000-a-year salaries (plus expenses + housing) to closer to $200,000? 🀯 Are #Ontario voters seriously OK with this? #OnPoli
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Brian Lilley has written an article saying that upcoming Covid restrictions are Trudeau's fault due to health care funding. REALITY: Our Prime Minister basically has given Premiers a Blank Cheque to fight the pandemic. Post Media is corrupt. 🀦🏻 #cdnpoli
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Hey 40% of males in Ontario who plan to re-elect Doug Ford and the Conservatives... Did you know that Ford's deficit is 5 times as big as Wynne's was? Are you aware that the only 2 income tax cuts you've received in the last 5 years were from the Trudeau Feds? #cdnpoli #onpoli
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Seriously, Ontario: How do any of you hear Doug Ford speak on the issues and not walk away thinking... "This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Or doing." πŸ₯΄ #Onpoli #Ontario
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That footage of Pierre Poilievre admitting that he's a predatory landlord who's part of the "Rigged System" is golden. He looked like he swallowed a bee 🐝 when he realized that the reporter had just owned him. People like Poilievre are why life is unaffordable. #CdnPoli
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The "Government" does not set gas and grocery prices. The fact that many adults don't know this is f$cking mind-blowing. πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli #Canada
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There's been very little said in #CdnMedia about Doug Ford's plans for private health care in Ontario. And, the issue is not theoretical at this point. It's happening. Where's the pushback, Ontario? #OnPoli
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A millionaire former pro hockey player telling the rest of us to "Vote Conservative because you don't need government anyway" says it all. Theo Fleury's $44-million+ USD in career earnings ensures that he'll be fine w/out gov. You, on the other hand, probably won't. #CdnPoli
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I follow American politics closely: And, I can say with certainty that both Doug Ford's Ontario Conservatives & Pierre Poilievre's CPC are branches of the U.S. Republicans. #CdnPoli #OnPoli
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Doug Ford refused to spend billions in funding that Trudeau gave him to fight the Pandemic. He then had the nerve to have Minister Elliott tell us that Doug's plan is to have private companies come in to reduce the back-log in our system. Ford wants Two-Tier Health Care. #OnPoli
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Justin Trudeau has cut my income taxes twice since bring elected. Stephen Harper & Pierre Poilievre did not cut income taxes at all, despite being in power longer. The "We cut taxes" mantra from the CPC is pure baloney. πŸ˜’ #CdnPoli #Canada
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Doug Ford's hydro, gas, housing & grocery price hikes are completely bankrupting Ontario citizens. And his deficit is 5X the size of Wynne's. πŸ˜’ #OnPoli #VoteFordOut2022
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Chrystia Freeland passively scolding #CdnMedia for not fact-checking made my day. As she says, if you want your bank account unfrozen, stop funding illegal activities. #CdnPoli #Ottawa
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The Convoy types are pretty salty lately. I don't get it. There are almost no restrictions right now & #Canada remains just about the freest country in the world. Again, what's up with blaming @JustinTrudeau for provincial lockdowns that were not his decision? #CdnPoli
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2 years
Doug Ford thinks we're stupid enough to let him defund & privatize health care & parts of JK-12 education... in exchange for a few cents off our gas & some free licence plate stickers. πŸ™„ #OnPoli #OntEd
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Justin Trudeau had the balls to increase taxes on the 1% again. This is why the corporate media hates him. He takes a little from the richest and creates programs for people who need them. #Budget2024 #CdnPoli
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I'm cancelling my Shaw Internet. If Global is going to cave to pressure from Doug Ford -- and reassign one of the few real reporters we have left covering this Election -- then I refuse to give them my money. What has happened to our democracy? #OnPoli #CdnMedia
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2 years
As the dominos start to fall, #Canada is about to realize that men's mistreatment of women is not just a "Hockey Canada" problem. #NHL
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"I can't believe that Justin Trudeau and Theresa Tam had the nerve to save over 100,000 lives during the 1st two years of Covid. We would have let all those people die. Because freedom." -- The Conservative Party of Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ€¦πŸ» #CdnPoli #Canada
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With studies coming out that even mild Covid can affect our brains, I'm getting worried... Because, the fact is that collectively we can't afford to get any dumber at this point. #Omicron #FluTruxKlan
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A Convoy to have the Liberal PM removed (a few months after an election) b/c you were butt-hurt by provincial pandemic restrictions made by mostly-Conservative Premiers AND were pissy b/c the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ wouldn't let unvaccinated πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ truckers step into THEIR country was fucking idiotic.
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