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@dzoesef
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8 months
aight actual pinned tweet of music i like 😁
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@dzoesef
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2 months
man these niggas really don't care about the victims, they just want an excuse to beat niggas up bro
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2 months
@zabdi8448 troo all pedophiles should die but when u have civilians going around enforcing their own justice system on them, shit could go left quickly
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@dzoesef
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8 months
palmer gif better icl
@JARRADtalksAFC
JARRADtalks AFC
8 months
Franchise.
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@dzoesef
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3 months
this scapegoating gimmick is tiring, i was at the game (😁😁😁) and they barely passed to him and it's not like he didn't make good runs or anything he was good during the game stop this shit
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
3 months
🚨 Mykhailo Mudryk started against Celtic, but he underwhelmed. His record reads 12 goals and 17 assists in 44 appearances for previous club Shakhtar Donetsk. It is a more meagre seven goals and four assists from 58 games for Chelsea. ( @SJohnsonSport ) #CFC 🇺🇸
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@dzoesef
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10 days
MY SOFASCORE SAYS 10
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@chiddyafc
Chiddy 🇳🇬
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MY SOFASCORE SAYS 9...
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@dzoesef
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that first missed one on one man i can't wait bro
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@dzoesef
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3 months
this nigga not better than hazard man and he's getting icon fuck out my face with this shit
@FGZNews
FGZ ⚽️🎮
3 months
🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović 🇸🇪 is being tested as a new FC25 icon 🤯 INSANE. 🔥 Icons and Heroes are not fully decided yet so it may happen that they won’t come in the final release of the game. What is sure is he is definitely being tested. ✅🤩
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@dzoesef
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7 months
let these niggas know man one is regarded as a fat chimp while the other is regarded as a hardworking white man
@whrlpooll
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@dzoesef
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2 years
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@dzoesef
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7 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@dzoesef
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7 months
get this nigga out my face man
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
7 months
Catching up with Alfie Gilchrist after an amazing past few months for the Cobham graduate... 🗯️
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@dzoesef
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3 months
madueke was worse than mudryk yesterday but inherent bias and the fact that the ball went down that side often won't allow this fanbase to speak on it
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
3 months
Some positives from yesterday; -Nkunku completed 90 minutes in a Chelsea shirt for the first time. -Lavia looks good -Carney is building more minutes -Guiu is looking like a potential handy option in the UECL -Thought Madueke had a performance to build off despite others
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@dzoesef
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3 years
@AnimeSelim We be pirating and shi
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@dzoesef
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4 months
FAT ASS CRACKER ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE HES A GAMBLING ADDICT
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@CFCPys
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4 months
Mudryk… 😬
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6 months
@kiiplec mudreezy man
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@dzoesef
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3 months
why does this have so many likes are u niggas retarded
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@dzoesef
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1 year
meghan markle in suits wowzas!!!!!, that ginger posh british boy does NOT deserve her
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@dzoesef
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3 years
@thaboyjozu It ain't soccer bro
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1 year
@JozuJoestar respect bleach nigga
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10 months
@CHRlSNKUNKU u might be slow nkunku
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@dzoesef
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15 days
wow guys i'm kinda emotional guys
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15 days
dhgate changed my broke ass life man
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11 months
@osowxvyy he's proper chels bud
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@dzoesef
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5 months
2 DAYS AGO 2 TWO!!! YOU FUCKING RETARD
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@CFCPys
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5 months
I prefer not to speak.
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5 months
it's like this nigga wakes up and opens up the pl app to compare stats everyday, don't you get tired of this shit
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5 months
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR BIG ACCOUNTS RETARDED WHY WHY ARE THEY SO STUPID
@CFCCentral3
CFC Central
5 months
Ffs Chelsea wake up
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3 years
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5 months
life can be so unbelievably beautiful sometimes
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3 months
fuck u nigga fuck out my face
@ltarsenal
Sash ~
3 months
Chelsea and Arsenal fans coming together to celebrate Saka and Palmer’s involvements
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3 years
@LSDWN6 @CFCaxel We just fucking won the champions league
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😦
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@backendoc @cagiago_ SHE SAID U A BITCH
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2 months
@dreezabz already makes more than enough money tbh
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2 years
@markgoldbridge gaddamn can u stop complaining
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@dzoesef
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7 months
@kiiplec raz and nonzino have influenced my son 💔💔
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@dzoesef
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3 months
i genuinely hate this nigga so much fucking idiot
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10 days
@realrxAFC we scored 4 in one half with 2 BCC last week btw
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@dzoesef
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3 months
seeing niggas be ableist to this man over a joke, grow up and learn to take jokes
@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
3 months
This is video of the day 😭😭 Julián, Enzo, and Palacios visited Juancito, an Argentine born prematurely at 4 months. He's joking to Enzo about Chelsea's bad form and how he curses out Guardiola for not playing Julián. Their reactions is everything.
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@dzoesef
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24 days
funny ass nigga
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@dzoesef
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9 days
acl mcl cervical tear soon on all my mutuals lives bud u will experience pain soon
@necowilliams01
Neco Williams
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+1 in London. see you all after international break❤️
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2 months
nooticing heavy at the game
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@dzoesef
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6 months
winning bias is crazy because these the same comps that they make when they beat teams like burnley and sheffield and then put a nujabes song on it and act like the nigga wasn't terrible during the game
@qxssan
mhmmmm
6 months
Kai Havertz v Bayern | Worst human being in recorded history
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@dzoesef
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5 months
this the one nigga we are allowed to regret selling 👍🏿
@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
5 months
Christian Pulisic's has 19 goal contributions in Serie A (12 goals, 7 assists) this season ⚽️🅰️ That's the most by a player in their first season with Milan since Carlos Bacca (20) in 2015-16 👀
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@dzoesef
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2 years
@RBarkley8 ahhh mount catching straus
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2 months
mudryk bros it might actually be over 😕
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4 months
white man saying this 🆗
@sebprkk
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that thug ‘carnz’ flinging packs in leicester
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4 months
broooo we gotta do something about jackson man
@dzoesef
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4 months
bro that mudryk pass to niggolas against spurs at home wtf man narrative around misha this season could be so different if that nigga could finish 😭😭😭
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2 months
@dreezabz troo but i think he's the type of player to care more about his footballing legacy, but u never know
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@realrxAFC sakas goal and assist today came from tackles in southamptons half 😂
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@dzoesef
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3 months
@MosesNabs good thing i was talking about yesterday not his entire fucking career
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@dzoesef
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2 months
another filthy zoogerian i got time for u niggas today
@chiddyafc
Chiddy 🇳🇬
2 months
Chelsea absolutely pathetic display
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1 year
@thejuicegoat1 @BleacherReport @joevardon u just heard his brother died, have some sympathy
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2 months
if mudryk dropped this luchito diaz performance we'd be seeing fail comps everywhere on the tl but it's fine
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@dzoesef
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3 months
driving to chessy (IM SO EXCITED AHAHAHAKDMDMGMSMAJAJ)
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@dzoesef
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3 years
@Thogden Seems hypocritical
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@dzoesef
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2 months
idk how u as a chelsea fan can bring yourself to make a montage of former players scoring against ur team for twitter likes, man u niggas are so strange to me. That shit deadass doesn't compute to me at all, where is ur pride where is ur dignity.
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4 months
how and why is this shit this famous it's not even funny it's so stupid too
@DramaAlert
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4 months
Hawk Tuah girl’s really everywhere now. 😭😭
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@dzoesef
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2 months
dumbass nigga bro what
@Kano_132
𝓚𝓪𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓓𝓮𝓵 𝓡𝓮𝔂
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He cheated on sab zada. The girl in the picture
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3 years
@jackdisappeared You are of caucasian descent, you wouldn't get it
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9 months
@BeenCantu that shit gave me trauma man that fucking game against southampton on campus i nearly killed myself dawg
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17 days
i seen palmer do this 4 times today already old man
@MLS
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MESSI. BANGER. 🐐
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@liamsmite go away
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2 years
@mythical65 @KingJames you are a white supremacist
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@99archive__ no joke this not me trolling but palmer can easily perform like 90% of the actions here while being a better goal scorer too 😭
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3 years
@beenzahir @THESLUMPGOD Uncultured for saying that about mob psycho. Unappreciative of true art
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@dzoesef
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14 days
shit fucking goal man ew
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
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Bukayo Saka has 8 direct goal contributions (5 goals, 3 assists) in 6 games in the #UCL at the Emirates. ⚽️
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@BPN_Taro @Ashpaca1 @LottSir_ @THESLUMPGOD YEA CURIOUS GEORGE NIGGA LOOKING BOY YOU SO PUSS YEA
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hating on him not even fun anymore it's sad now, hopefully he finds a team that he fits in and it all works out for him
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
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💙
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dimaria never reached this level in his dusty career
@Big44_
🏴‍☠️🐊
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Palmer will never have a better game than this in his career sadly
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he's tooo fake man 😭
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3 years
@TrapZacks @thaboyjozu It is literally played with ur foot and if that's the case, might as well call me EDP
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2 years
@UtdEIIis you are a jack harlow enjoyer, plz keep quiet.
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2 months
no way they made a manga about 00ryuusxi 😭
@OneRandomNigga
NigGaara2.0🥷🏿
2 months
What do mfs even be writing anymore
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3 months
he obviously was what are we doing here 😭😭
@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
3 months
🚨 Alexis Mac Allister was NOT on the same bus as Enzo Fernandez when the incident took place. ✍️ @LANACION
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lowkey next mudryk goal i don't want to see some of u guys celebrate on the tl ngl 👍🏿
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@ka1cenzo leave the kid alone man 😭😭
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8 months
putting us alongside "quansah" don't piss me off man get me salah or fucking trent let's go aura for aura
@Carabao_Cup
Carabao Cup
8 months
4⃣ days to go! 👊 #EFL | #CarabaoCupFinal
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@RubixxRose Shut up. Kanye snapping rn
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yall niggas just say mean things for no reason man it's actually very sad
@jynxbby
jynx
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please wear cologne that matches your face, got me turning around to nonsense!!!
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they expect me to care about an olise yk 😭😭😭😭
@ConnCFC
Conn
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Estevão goal & Palmer celebration. STARBOY.. 💫
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6 months
that jawline man he's been using that guasha stone
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@soIitxa Plz shut up. Kanye is snapping rn
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5 months
976th rewatch of mudryk goal 😭😭😭
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guys guys guys guys 😁😁😁
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@dzoesef
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23 days
with mudryk
@caicenzos
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where are you guys sitting?
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7 months
he's been played as a fucking second forward for half the season u thickskulled idiot, he was great in his actual position yesterday he was great last season he was great earlier this season before he got moved to an advanced position. Think Nigga
They aren’t based on yday you dumbass they’re based on him being here for how long? and he’s had how many great games?
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3 months
u niggas don't feel any shame when u say this stuff?
@jounilx
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i know they get disgusting
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my most auraful picture ever 👊🏿
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@yassifiedsloth
yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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6 months
the one nigga that posted the hernia picture might have saved enzonzis legacy on here
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@osowxvyy tark soon
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6 months
do not associate my club with that nigga
@brfootball
B/R Football
6 months
This round goes to Drake 🙃
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reece james in creator tier but no "trent"
@gasipo_opinions
Gasipo
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Best creators and dribblers in the UCL of the 21st century
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mudryk hive it's over unfortunately
@CFCPys
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Maresca: “Pedro Neto was playing left wing because Jadon wasn’t here or wasn’t ready, and I preferred Pedro over Mischa for that game”
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@fbgwayno Listening to some Kanye rn man. Music so beautiful
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