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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
Spain: Closes all schools Italy: Quarantined countries France: On maximum alert US: Stopped all travel to europe for 30 days UK : Wash your hands and inshallah
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
Gonna name my son Van De Beek so he never gets played 💯 🙌🏼
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@dylan_______w
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3 years
he ain’t lie
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
lillie telling her casa amor story to millie #LoveIsland
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
the best interaction on this app
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
HES ACTUALLY DONE IT😭😭😭
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
can proudly say i never owned a pair of these
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@dylan_______w
dylan
1 year
oh yeh ur trains been cancelled but give us a tenner anyways
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@dylan_______w
dylan
1 year
Real ones owned that apartment
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Louie
1 year
Decent gaff this 🇺🇸
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
we haven’t lost a PL game since this interview😌
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
-used a gif from when he became the first manager in english football to win a treble
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stov 🦇
3 years
most overrated of all time
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
good fucking night. the fucking state.
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
-the gender that post every alcoholic drink they’ve ever had on their story
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
he’s 79 and has been retired 8 years...
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
city are that one kid at school that try so hard to fit in
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
͏
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
Liam when he got back to millie but then lillie came in #LoveIsland
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
my mum tried to give me a ‘normal’ trim
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
*man city win the league* the trending topics :
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
in your own words mate
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@dylan_______w
dylan
1 year
promise you, fergie and his 48 trophies don’t care.
@ShaunlfcT
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Klopp has seasons of 99, 97 & 93 points and already reached 4 CL finals. Fergies highest ever PL total was 91 points, and only reached 4 CL finals in hes entire career.
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
family and a players mental well-being was actually the top priority of sir alex’s. don’t try and drag his name.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest coach in sporting history, would be cancelled in today’s sporting world - for being too mean, too ruthless, too abusive, too insensitive, too much of a ‘bully’. This is where we’ve arrived in snowflake society. Congrats everyone! 👏👏
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@dylan_______w
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3 years
Auba after he signed the ting
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
christ
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
anyone born after 2003 is just odd
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@dylan_______w
dylan
9 months
Always makes me giggle how lasses post a picture of the strap on their pants and some lads just fold haha
@anyachappellxx
Anya
9 months
boys tho ????
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dylan
3 years
this record is fucking unbelievable
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
james scores, gets compared to bruno. DCL scores, gets compared to martial. think it’s obvious who the benchmark is
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
souness chatting shit again? dave was right
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
when you deep it, mbappe is literally a CL and ballon d’or away from completing football at 22....
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
what in the fuckity fuck is this
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
my dad kills me😭
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
no way boris johnson has lifted the champions league more times (1) than manchester city (0)
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
when i say my jaw dropped😭
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
watching this at school >>
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
come collect your club legends
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@FavelaFIair Sorry but luke shaw absolutely does
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
name the player
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dylan
4 years
fucking hell fella, make your mind up
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dylan
4 years
girls have ‘no DM’s’ in their bio, like what do you want? 4 attacking mids?
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dylan
3 years
the sex appeal here is crazy
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
a ‘young leicester side and a youth chelsea team’. give it a rest for once
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@Gbadz7ii
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He spent £200m and had a young Leicester side and a youth Chelsea team with a transfer ban as his competition, he’s scraped top 4 and he’s come out with this, fucking shameless
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
someone said when you shave your balls in a hurry😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
???
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dylan
3 years
he played 6 minutes in this final
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
messi tax is actually a thing, can’t say i’m surprised🥱🥱
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dylan
3 years
van dijk incredibly disrespected on the platform
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
if you don’t recognise this tattoo then wyd?
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3 years
thoughts on this?
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dylan
4 years
so glad i’m from the north fuck me
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
i don’t wanna be that guy but just let the kid rest in peace and stop using his name for likes…
@MellyUTD
Melly
3 years
Hello @TahithC , me and the whole of football twitter would really appreciate if you could kind heartily dedicate a goal to your number 1 fan @KipstaUnited who passed away a few months ago, we all know how much that would mean to him Please Retweet and tag @TahithC in the replies
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3 years
the same champions league semi final
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dylan
3 years
this guy just ran 70/80m in 10 seconds and he wasn’t even flat out sprinting……
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
that knee injury really robbed us of the most entertaining player oat aswell as the best
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dylan
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crying they actually sat down and watched elanga, mata, williams and VDB kick ball for an hour and a half🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Laporte
Aymeric Laporte
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CHAMPIONNNNES CHAMPIONNNNES OLE OLE OLE 🎶 👂🏻
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btw these aren’t united fans, they’re scumbags who want attention online and know how to get it. however it has to be brought to the attention of people to encourage social media firms to clamp down on it. social media has given people far too much anonymity
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dylan
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me when i catch faye doing her food shop when she gets out #LoveIsland
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
cock test ain’t for everyone
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dylan
3 years
fairs
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@TheImmortalKop
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dylan
3 years
ole is our best manager since fergie btw
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
it’s funny cause de bruyne was invisible too, abit like your ‘bunda’
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dylan
3 years
ole saw it ffs
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dylan
3 years
at the FT whistle :
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dylan
3 years
this linkup next season ahhhh
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dylan
3 years
biggest stat pad in history
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dylan
3 years
who’s the most famous footballer from where you live?
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dylan
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PLEASE tell me how the fuck he can make a pass here.
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dylan
3 years
what twitter think will happen now that arsenal are beating slavia🔥
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dylan
4 years
what the fuck have i just seen
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
huh?
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dylan
3 years
there’s literally no winning lmao, you either don’t score and get discredited or score and get discredited for poor opposition
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dylan
1 year
obviously fucking not
@CharlieMorley_
Charlie Morley
1 year
Should Mason Greenwood play for Manchester United again?
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@dylan_______w
dylan
3 years
@KanteBeStopped7 most racial incidents of these aren’t even fans of any club. just fake accounts of people knowing they can get a response
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dylan
3 years
i’m done with this sport.
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dylan
3 years
maguire being shit is the most casual take ever
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dylan
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no way they’re creating an agenda a month before the euros even starts
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dylan
3 years
there’s no one else itw who can score this.
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dylan
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shut schools, close all shops apart from essential food shops and tell everyone to stay inside for 8-10 weeks. roll the vaccine out to everyone that needs it and you’re sorted. not rocket science
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dylan
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when you accidentally type out ‘😂😂🗑😂’
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dylan
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no way they’re doing promo videos for a league game
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
1 year
Give everything you have. Let's do this. ✊
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
if he manages to win it, it solidifies his goat status. no debate.
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dylan
3 years
blud what a photo
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dylan
1 year
@FavelaFIair Shaw is still a better player lmaoo, shaw would be a monster in ur system like ake would be an absolute calamity in ours. Best XIs never take into account these things
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dylan
3 years
HAHA fuck off. he’s been pants this season, stop trying to shift the blame. bruno is the only reason we got top 4 last season and is the only reason we are 2nd in the table this year otherwise we’d be in the fight for top 10.
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fucking hell
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dylan
4 years
aaron wan bissaka just pocketed 2 of the top 5 players in the world btw....
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dylan
3 years
LOOOLLLLLLLL
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dylan
3 years
is this your 100m signing?
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dylan
3 years
greenwood agenda is so so weird, cannot think of another teenager that has received the abuse he gets (at least in english football)
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@dylan_______w
dylan
4 years
Quote this tweet with an avi when you see on the TL you know you're about to read some AWFUL take.
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dylan
3 years
. @PhilFoden take notes for next time👍🏼
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dylan
3 years
faye getting upset because people voted that her and the man she verbally abused last week weren’t compatible #LoveIsland
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dylan
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@Utd_Alpha he’s talking about you fella
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dylan
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when the pressure is on, my goat never lets you down.
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dylan
3 years
faye was saying last week that she wasn’t compatible with teddy cause he liked fucking jazz music and now she’s gonna throw a fit when she’s in bottom 3 #loveisland
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dylan
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@bernardooooV3 i hope they keep failing england if it upsets you pal👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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